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Perfecting the art of the take on football with no frills and no cares.
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A quiet week in terms of games leads the boys to lean heavily on clips and quotes from various mangers while they compare they're approach to the contractually obliged post match interview. Lampard unsurprisingly shirks all blame in a post match for the ages where he questions the very manhood of his Everton playersStephen Gerrard's analytical brain would surely get him a spot on MNF if it wasn't for his disdain for most other people. Following his side's one nil defeat to the destined for to...
The premier league was back this past weekend with all the joy and pain doubled with the presence of real life actual people there to witness. The lads discuss Manchester United's dismantling of a Leeds team that haven't and maybe don't even want, to learn anything from the last game against Ole Gunnar Solskjær's men. City suffer a shock defeat to a Kaneless Tottenham Hotspurs and the boys ponder if Pep is playing the long game with the City Owners.Liverpool also impressed despite their...
The boys recap the ongoing news stories as the domestic leagues around the continent prepare to start all over again for another season Does the now infamous head of Sports management company CK66 aka Charlie Kane aka Harry Kane's brother have what it takes to outwit the all powerful Daniel Levy? No. But Kane might still end up at city anywayJack Grealish seals his move to Manchester City without any of the headache of having signed a long term contract recently but the boys wonde...
Ah some midweek Champion's League. This is nice isn't it. Just a bit of a break from it all. A bad week to be a greatest league in the world guy as not a single Premier League side managed a win in the first knockout leg in Europe, with some teams even getting a right hammering. Man City and Real Madrid renewed their rivalry, although this time the star of the show was Federico Valverde who had probably the (half) game of his life. Things went from worst to even worse somehow for Spurs as the...
As Arsenal set pieced their way past Chelsea, you could feel the resentment rising across Premier League fans. Is it time for Arsenal to accept they are the baddies? Another win for Man United in typical Man United fashion means Michael Carrick is still unbeaten as manager. You have to give him the job if you are the United board...right? Spurs manager Igor Tudor has described his latest fire fighting job as his toughest task yet, and he also has some words for the referee after their loss to...
Just as it was starting to look a bit ropey for Arsenal at the top of the league, Doctor Tottenham arrives and gives them the boost of confidence they need. Even with a pretty convincing win, one of the main talking points coming out of the game was just how aware Arsenal and especially Declan Rice are of the eyes of the footballing world being on them. Spurs look worse than ever, and with the injury list and attitudes at the club showing no sign of improvement, could relegation actually happ...
Surely you'll forgive us for not bringing you the latest results and action from the FA Cup 4th round on Valentines weekend! Is the game actually gone? Does that phrase actually even mean anything? Has the game ever been here? Ireland were drawn against Israel in their Nation's League group just weeks after we made a statement saying Israel should be kicked out of contention for international tournaments. What happens now? And what are the chances of this game being drawn...we have our theori...
Don't worry about all those emails and PDF's you saw that confirm everything is true. Just block it out and stick on the Premier League. Ah that's better. Man City closed the gap at the top of the table from 6 to 6 points with a dramatic last gasp winner over Liverpool. However we can't help but feel like this is actually going to mean anything come the end of the season. At the time of recording Thomas Frank was still in a job at Spurs although it felt obvious that he wasn't long for the Tot...
For the first time since Arsene Wenger was manager, Man United danced in the Emirates as they beat Arsenal 3-2. As Arsenal fans booed their quad bound top of everything team at full time, it did feel like it's turning blood. The Michael Carrick question grows exponentially with every win, but Roy Keane isn't impressed, and it's time to get to the bottom of why. Liverpool lost 3-2 with the last kick of the game against Bournemouth. As calls came from Liverpool fans to get Arne Slot out, this g...
One of the most controversial finals of all time capped off this years AFCON as Senegal beat Morocco after a 20 minute walk off, the worst penalty maybe ever, brawls in the stands and on the pitch, the referee being blocked from getting to the VAR monitor and a swarm of ball boys desperately scratching and clawing their way to the Senegal goalkeepers towel. "Get the contract out, put it on the table, let him write whatever number he want's on it, after what he's done since he's been here. Car...
There was giant killing galore in the FA Cup third round as lowly clubs like Macclesfield and Brighton knocked out teams like Crystal Palace and Man United. As United were knocked out of the FA cup the news has come out that Michael Carrick will in fact be the clubs interim manager until the end of the season, and not Ole Gunnar Solskjaer as it looked. What did Ole say during the interview? The biggest game and story of the week came live from center of the known universe Saudi Arabia, as the...
2026 started with a bang as Ruben Amorim was swiftly sacked by Man United after a string of press conferences where he took aim at the board. Where do Man United go now? Who will be their first ever interim interim manager? How does Amorim's sacking statement match up to the last 7 or so in since 2012? It wasn't just Ruben Amorim that is on the outs, as Enzo Maresca also left Chelsea suddenly, after also doing a string of press conferences where he took aim at the board. This also comes...
Happy Christmas folks. Welcome to the 5th annual No Nonsense Christmas special. As always we are going live here at No Nonsense HQ bright and early to bring you some festive cheer. We've got some roasting hot absolutes for the rest of the season. We are giving our Christmas pet peeves. And of course, we are going through the TV guide to let you know what to watch for the optimal Christmas day. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.c...
As we approach the halfway point of the season things are starting to shape up in the Premier League. Liverpool beat Spurs 2-1, in a game that featured two red cards, a broken leg, a classic Richarlison moment and a quite vulgar celebration from Ekitike. Aston Villa made it 10 wins in a row in all comps with a win over Man United, but once again after the game, most of the talk was about how Man United are looking better every time they lose. The Evan Ferguson-meter has swung back to NOT GOOD...
Arsenal managed to survive the usually awful Wolves thanks to two late own goals, are the cracks starting to show or is this just par for the course during the winter period? Chelsea manager Enzo Maresca capped off a routine 2-0 win over Everton with a bizarre post match press conference where he announced it had been the worst 48 hours he has experienced as a Chelsea manager due to lack of support. All seems forgotten at Liverpool as Salah returned to the fold as Anfield sang his name and he...
It looks like it's all over for Salah at Liverpool after an explosive 7 minute rant to anyone who would listen about how he feels he's not wanted at the club, how he's been thrown under the bus and isn't speaking to the manager. Surely, he could have just...waited a few weeks and probably wouldn't have had to deal with this problem? As Ireland are still in limbo about their World Cup 2026 participation, it meant we were subjected to a Donald Trump approved World Cup draw featuring hours of Ho...
A feisty top of the table clash between Arsenal and Chelsea ended in a draw after yellow cards galore and straight red for Caicedo. What is it about Chelsea and Battle's of the Bridges? Liverpool returned to winning ways over West Ham with a goal from Isak. But the real talking point coming out of the game was Lucas Paqueta's bizzare red card for double dissent and is equally as bizarre statements after the game. Avert your gaze Ireland bandwagoners but Troy Parrott had an absolute shocker ov...
Yet another week goes by in the Premier League and the big stories pretty much remain the same. Arsenal look like the best of the bunch as they breeze by the North London Derby thanks to an extra motivated Eze hat trick. Man City drop points yet again, but this time they have a right to be annoyed...maybe not as annoyed as Pep Guardiola was after the game. The Liverpool spiral continues with a 3-0 loss to Sean Dyche's Forrest. It can't go on like this surely? Cole Palmer was ruled out for a w...
"This is why we love football, because things like this can happen" - Troy Parrott Arguably the greatest international break in history comes to a close with one of the greatest moments ever in Irish sport, as Troy Parrott scores a last gasp winner (his third of the game!) away from home against Hungary to bring Ireland to the World Cup qualifier playoffs. A hattrick against Hungary, and a brace against Portugal for Parrott solidifies his star status. Heimir Hallgrímsson head must be spinning...
"You don't win the league in November" were Pep Guardiola's ominous words as Arsenal finally slipped up at the top of the table while City blew past Liverpool 3-0. Are Man City back? It sure feels like it all of a sudden. Yet another loss for Arne Slot's Liverpool as the crisis worsens, are the Slot OUT cries growing louder? Erling Haaland launched a new venture as he started posting to his YouTube channel recently, revealing that he is a fan of pasturising his own raw milk and eating steaks ...
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