Dive Bar Astrology

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover Aries Season, Mercury Retrograde, Kurt Cobain's new forensic analysis, more Epstein file updates, El Mencho's death, the U.S. Olympic ice hockey teams, Kylie Jenner's lip filler speculation, Hilary Duff's new album, and the celebrity GoFundMe drama. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover the lunar eclipse, Mars entering Pisces, Venus entering Aries, the Mars-Uranus square, the zodiac signs in the Epstein files, the Guthrie kidnapping, Clavicular, Ilia Malinin's figureskating fall, the curling cheating scandal, The Moment, and Wuthering Heights. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover our new podcast name, Pisces season, Saturn entering Aries, Valentine's Day, the Aquarius solar eclipse, Chappell Roan's Grammys dress, the Epstein files, ICE, TikTok, nihilist penguin, the Melania doc, Sinners, Catherine O'Hara's chart, and the Taylor and Travis wedding delay. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

We've been hitting it off so well co-hosting the show together that we've decided to separate from Jess' individual practice and rebrand to incorporate both of us! Our show will be staying exactly the same and with the same RSS feed, but with a new name and new show art: you'll now see us showing up in your feed as Dive Bar Astrology! Our first episode under the new name will be out on Tuesday, February 10, 2026. Follow us into the dive bar! Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Subscribe to Jess' Patreon: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover the Aquarius stellium, the Jupiter-Chiron square, the Saturn-Neptune conjunction, Survivor 50, the return of 2016, and the Greenland drama. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover Aquarius season, Venus and Mars in Aquarius, Neptune entering Aries, Maduro's kidnapping, Timothée Chalamet's natal chart, and the 2026 astrology of the year ahead. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover the Capricorn stellium, its Jupiter opposition, its T-square with Chiron, Venus-Mars aspects and medical aesthetics, New Year's Eve, and our Astrology & Pop Culture Year In Review: Top 10 Moments of 2025. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover Capricorn season, the end of the Grand Water Trine, Mars entering Capricorn, the Luigi McDonald's snitch audio, Jeffrey Epstein's dental chair, and the 1994 release of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas Is You. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover Saturn stationing direct in Pisces, the Mars-Saturn-Neptune square, parasocialism, aliens, organ donors, Wicked 2, the Epstein files, reaching flow state, and the shuttering of MTV, Farmer's Almanac, and Teen Vogue. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover Sagittarius season, Venus in Sagittarius, Mercury retrograde, the government shutdown, Mamdani's mayoral election victory, Rosalia's new album, The Mummy 4, Scream 7, and social media etiquette. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover the Scorpio Sun-Pluto square, Mars in Sagittarius, Roof Man, Kirsten Dunst & Sofia Coppola, the government shutdown, the NBA/mob gambling scandal, the Louvre robbery, & Vogue's new editor. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this special Halloween episode we cover Scorpio season, the Mercury-Mars conjunction, mystic rectangles, the 8th house, Edgar Allen Poe's natal chart, the Salem witch trials, Jack the Ripper, the Smurl hauntings, Kate's own incubus haunting, the history of Halloween, Taylor Swift's album release, Greta Thunberg's power haircut, and the return of the Choco Taco. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover Libra season, Venus in Libra, the Mercury-Mars conjunction, Jupiter returns, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco, TikTok cronyism, free speech, Bad Bunny, Twin Peaks, and pumpkin spice lattes. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover Libra season, eclipse season, Mars in Scorpio, Freakier Friday, bathhouses, The Imp of the Perverse, the TikTok trade deadline, Nike's new slogan, Charlie Kirk, and frogs. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover our own irl meetup in Maine, Saturn's Rx back into Pisces, eclipse season, the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce engagement, the Pam Anderson-Liam Neeson fake romance, Christianity, diamonds, conspiracy theories, and Shrek. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover Kate's dissertation on integration, Venus in Leo, a September t-square, parenting in the age of social media, Sydney Sweeney, breast milk ice cream, Pam Anderson, Taylor's new album, martial law in D.C, and the Lana Del Rey-Ethel Cain drama. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover the first 2 weeks of Virgo Season, the end of Mercury retrograde, more Sun-Pluto anxiety, Venus entering Leo, the Manhattan shooter, the Ghislaine Maxwell meetings, AI bunnies on a trampoline, and Spaghett. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

WELCOME BACK! It's been five years since the last episode, and a lot has changed — Jess is now a certified and diploma-holding psychological astrologer with a full-time practice, and there's a brand new co-host in the mix: archetypal astrologer Kate Kettelkamp of Kronos Astrology. In this episode we introduce ourselves and cover Leo Season, Mercury Retrograde, recent major outer planet ingresses, Love Island, Labubu, Dubai chocolate, matcha, and Natalie Portman McRib. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

Huge news: I'm now offering natal chart readings! You can book one HERE. Listen for more details, including how you can win a free reading, + a fascinating interview with data scientist Alex Boxer, author of A Scheme of Heaven: The History of Astrology and the Search for Our Destiny in Data. Purchase his book HERE. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Book a Reading Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

More Taurus earthiness, immortality, Ashton Kutcher + Mila Kunis and their Quarantine Pinot Noir, and a discussion on wine with veteran sommelier Zoe Wilkins.  ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine