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Neon Brainiacs (A Retro Horror Movie Podcast)
Neon Brainiacs (A Retro Horror Movie Podcast)
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Neon Brainiacs is a comedy podcast about retro horror movies with your hosts, and independent filmmakers, Ben and Lance (and former co-host Gregg).
Your heroes break down the movie's plot, remember the good times, and get lost in plenty of humorous diversions. We love to engage with our audience, and hope you're willing to be in on the joke. While we do a play-by-play of the movie, this show is tailored a little more for those looking to laugh at their work desk. Nostalgia and laughs rule the day.
We open with some fun banter, then Lance does some production history and BTS info with his "Shpiel", and finally we break down the movie's plot beat-by-beat via Ben's rigorous note taking.
From fan-favorite films to deep cuts of the '70s, '80, '90s, and 2000s, no stone is left unturned regarding these retro horror movie gems.
Your heroes break down the movie's plot, remember the good times, and get lost in plenty of humorous diversions. We love to engage with our audience, and hope you're willing to be in on the joke. While we do a play-by-play of the movie, this show is tailored a little more for those looking to laugh at their work desk. Nostalgia and laughs rule the day.
We open with some fun banter, then Lance does some production history and BTS info with his "Shpiel", and finally we break down the movie's plot beat-by-beat via Ben's rigorous note taking.
From fan-favorite films to deep cuts of the '70s, '80, '90s, and 2000s, no stone is left unturned regarding these retro horror movie gems.
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Love never dies. It's November! You know what that means: Giving Thanks Month is BACK! A whole month of Patron-picked movies! This week our pick comes from our patron Dan: RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 3 (1993). Teenagers Curt Reynolds and Julie Walker stumble upon a top-secret military program designed to create controllable zombies. Following a devastating accident, Curt risks everything to save Julie, only to discover that bringing someone back from the dead comes at a terrible cost. Also this week: The authenticity of Hot Ones, our favorite Melrose Place charcters, and the original Home Alone ending All this--and a whole lot more--on this week's episode of NEON BRAINIACS!! "Julie, are you eating him? You should stop it." ----- Check out our Patreon for tons of bonus content, exclusive goodies, and access to our Discord server! ----- Return of The Living Dead 3 (1993) Directed by Brian Yuzna Written by John Penney Starring J. Trevor Edmond, Melinda Clarke, Kent McCord, Mike Moroff, Basil Wallace, and Sarah Douglas ----- 00:00 - Intro & Opening Banter 30:00 - "The Shpiel" 54:00 - Film Breakdown 01:43:00 - Stump The Brainiacs & Outro
Whoever wins... We lose. It's November! You know what that means... Giving Thanks Month is BACK! A whole month of Patron-picked movies! First up is a very special "pick". We once promised that once we reached over 100 paying patrons, that Lance would watch the movie that a 19 year old version of himself swore he'd never watch: That's right! This week we cover ALIEN VS PREDATOR (2004). When a mysterious heat source is discovered beneath the Antarctic ice, a team of scientists and explorers is assembled to investigate an ancient buried pyramid. Deep underground, they find themselves trapped in the middle of a deadly conflict between two of the universe's most feared species. Also this week: Ben takes a trip to Buffalo, vague movie illnesses, and Olive Garden Jones. All this--and a whole lot more--on this week's episode of NEON BRAINIACS!! "The enemy of my enemy - is my friend." ----- Check out our Patreon for tons of bonus content, exclusive goodies, and access to our Discord server! ----- Alien vs Predator (2004) Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson Written by Paul W.S. Anderson Starring Sanaa Lathan, Raoul Bova, Ewen Bremner, Colin Salmon, and Lance Henriksen ----- 00:00 - Intro & Opening Banter 26:30 - "The Shpiel" 01:04:00 - Film Breakdown 02:10:12 - 2000s Nugget & Outro
More Of The Night He Came Home Happy October! This month it's all Halloween all month! Next up: HALLOWEEN 2 (1981). Lance wasn't here for the original recording so this is another "Lance Gets a Chance" Redux! Picking up immediately after the original film, Laurie Strode is taken to Haddonfield Memorial Hospital while Dr. Loomis continues his desperate search for Michael Myers. But Michael has survived the night's violence and is making his way toward the hospital. Also this week: "The Boogedy Man", a "Silent But Deadly" story, and The Levels of Loomis. All this--and a whole lot more--on this week's episode of NEON BRAINIACS!! "I shot him six times! I shot him in the heart, but... he's not human!" ----- Check out our Patreon for tons of bonus content, exclusive goodies, and access to our Discord server! ----- Halloween II (1981) Directed by Rick Rosenthal Written by John Carpenter & Debra Hill Starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasence, Charles Cyphers, Jeffrey Kramer, Lance Guest, and Dick Warlock ----- Please note that the below timestamps are estimates as the dynamic ads aren't the same for all users. 00:00 - Intro & Opening Banter 37:00 - "The Shpiel" 01:07:30 - Film Breakdown 02:07:00 - Stump The Brainiacs & Outro
Terror Never Rests In Peace! Happy October! This month it's all Halloween all month! Next up: HALLOWEEN: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS (1995). And Amanda Waltz is back to join in on the fun! Six years after his last rampage, Michael Myers returns to Haddonfield in pursuit of his niece, Jamie Lloyd, and her newborn child. As the danger grows, Dr. Loomis joins forces with an adult Tommy Doyle to uncover the mystery behind Michael's seemingly unstoppable evil. Also this week: We learn what "Boofing" is, chicken strips vs tenders vs fingers?, and Loomis loves muddin'. All this--and a whole lot more--on this week's episode of NEON BRAINIACS!! "Michael Myers is my business." ----- Check out our Patreon for tons of bonus content, exclusive goodies, and access to our Discord server! ----- Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) Directed by Joe Chappelle Written by Daniel Farrands Starring Donald Pleasence, Paul Rudd, Marianne Hagan, Mitchell Ryan, and George P. Wilbur ----- The timestamps below are estimates as the dynamic ads aren't the same for all users: 00:00 - Intro & Opening Banter 41:00 - "The Shpiel" 01:10:00 - Film Breakdown 02:26:30 - Stump The Brainiacs & Outro Ad Breaks 1:06:34 2:12:03
Family Is Forever Happy October! This month it's all Halloween all month! Next up: HALLOWEEN 2 (2009). In the aftermath of the horrific events in Haddonfield, Laurie Strode struggles to rebuild her life while grappling with deep emotional trauma. Meanwhile, Michael Myers remains driven by an obsession that draws him back toward his hometown once again. Also this week: Tin Cup Controversy, the new "We Are Family" song, and Munsters or Addams Family? All this--and a whole lot more--on this week's episode of NEON BRAINIACS!! "Are you a giant? Can we be friends?" ----- Check out our Patreon for tons of bonus content, exclusive goodies, and access to our Discord server! ----- Halloween 2 (2009) Directed by Rob Zombie Written by Rob Zombie Starring Malcolm McDowell, Brad Dourif, Sheri Moon Zombie, Caroline Williams, Danielle Harris, and Tyler Mane ----- Please note that the below timestamps are estimates as the dynamic ads aren't the same for all users. 00:00 - Intro & Opening Banter 28:00 - "The Shpiel" 01:03:30 - Film Breakdown 02:08:00 - Stump The Brainiacs & Outro








