The Gerard Cosloy Radio Hour (That Feels Like Two Hours)

The unfortunate, inexcusable events just a stone's throw from the EVR studios --- in which a longtime proprietor of a cookbook store was arrested after tangling with the security team supervising the endless queue for the Amex Harry Styles pop-up --- have completely overshadowed a recent harrowing experience of my own. There's been no media coverage to date of my being physically ejected from a Godsmack show for making fun of the band's merch table. I understand why the other sto...

spoiler alert or preemptive strike? Take your pick but I have it very good authority from my sources at The Paper of Record that the NY Times’ ongoing “The 100 Best TV Shows of The 21st Century” will not include “Shasta McNasty”. It seems the Times has chosen to snub this beloved comedy because it premiered in August of 1999, however, as any MCNASTY enthusiast already knows, the program ran until the spring of 2000, thus making making these claims of ineligibility specious at be...

this week’s program was originally meant to be a two-hour analysis of the 2019 motion picture “Yesterday” in which a young musician is hit by a bus and awakes in an alternate reality where Anal Cunt never existed. It’s a pretty sappy affair with an all-too-obvious idea and as you’ve already guessed, our protagonist achieves vast fame performing Seth Putnam’s compositions as if they were his own. Said film also features singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran playing himself (very brave stretch) and it s...

we’re on the precipice of marking the 25th anniversary of a horrible event that would usher in an unprecedented nũ-normal era of authoritarianism and mass surveillance. EVR management would have you believe the webcam to the station’s on-air booth is currently off-line due to “technical issues” but could the reason really be they’re afraid of the truth coming out : that when the camera is turned to first avenue, passers-by have their likenesses captured and sent directly to Planat...

there’s a gushy piece in today’s Guardian about a teenager who took to IG to document his attempts to listen to one Merzbow album each day. It’s a fun article and the fella in question seems nice and inquisitive enough, except WHAT THE FUCK, this twerp STOLE MY IDEA. Long before some of you little shits were even conceived, i took to rec.music.moebandy to chronicle my efforts to listen to and rank the entire Moe Bandy discography. Where was my goddamn parade? Some kid made...