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Join Coco 'The time traveling tart' and the nations sweetheart Queera Lynn, on a raucous comedy adventure as they discuss current events, arts, history and absolute NONSENSE! Alongside answering questions queries sent in by you, the Listeners!
With Coco and Queera's wild observations and hilarious anecdotes, you're in for a unique and outrageous time from two of the countries stars of the comedy and cabaret scene.
If you have a topic, question or confession you would like to appear in the show please contact Coco and Queera through @Tarttalkpod on instagram.
Warning: This podcast contains colourful language and scenes of a sexual nature - Listener discretion (and a great sense of humour) is advised.
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Woah! This episode contains graphic conversation about sex and kinks, so jump in! Coco and Queera Lynn leave no mucky stone unturned in this week's episode 'Are kinks dying out?' So whether you're looking for inspiration or just a peep into the wild and fabulous, this episode is your guide to a naughtier world behind the curtain. Pup play, Horse play, Alien toys and much more... this episode has it all. Coco and Queera also receives a question from a sex doll enthusiast in the USA...
Your ultimate guide to a happy Valentines is finally here! So whether you're with a loved one, on a date or spending the day alone; Coco and Queera Lynn have a show for you. How should a man woo his lady? Which nation is the most romantic? and should fisting be taken up on this iconic day? All questions we are sure you want the answer to on this romantic public holiday. They dive into the complicated world of online dating, arranged marriages and sexual relationships within video games....
Coco and Queera know that February can be tough! That's why the Tarts have developed a seven point plan to stave off those Wintery blues. There'll be exploring the joys of stealing, being nude and impersonating foreign accents. This truly is the Seven points you need to keep the clouds at bay. Lets make February... FAB-RUARY! They also receive an unholy confession about the Arch Bishop of Canterbury.
This week the girls are talking all things ‘Ginger’. Ginger rights, Ginger icons and what the future has in store for the Gingers of the world! Coco ‘the time travelling tart‘ and the nations sweetheart, Queera Lynn are leaving no stone unturned. From Henry VIII to the the Ginger survival movement, they’ve got it covered! Let’s not forget Paddington bear and the Beckham wars of course… Coco and Queera will also be taking a ‘Queeras question’, where they help one lucky fan to understand ...
It's a new year and a new series - As always Coco 'The time travelling Tart' and Queera Lynn are holding back no punches as they put the world to rights from SOHO's iconic L'escargot! From Dry January to Greenland, Putin to Lasagna and Venice to fingering... There truly is no topic these Tarts can't handle! So, lay down your worries, grab a bev, light a fag and sit back with your two favourite Tarts and shrug off those January blues.
It's Christmas morning and Coco has popped over to see Queera before church; bearing gifts, champagne and festive cheer... Christmas Day can be stressful, but not for these queens, so take some time to down tools, relax and have some YOU time with the girls as they embrace the spirit of Christmas in their usual silly, dark and kinky way!
For their finale of series one, Coco and Queera Lynn end it all with a real bang to remember! Explore the history and festivities of this iconic British festival with Coco and Queera Lynn this November 5th... Coco orders Britains biggest legal firework from today's sponsor. Queera gets Shakespearian comedy off her chest, and they give some much needed advice to a man in Germany who wants to shag seasonal vegetables.
Things get a scary this week on Tart Talk for their extra spooky Halloween special! Coco and Queera explore the history of Halloween, get to grips with ghosts and get the best movie recommendation for Halloween 2025 from their horror movie specialist ‘Saffron Slayter’. They take a confession from some cheeky girls over in Salem and Coco tries to get Queera her very own GIMP suit for this year's festivities.
Things get a bit whiffy for Coco and Queera this week on Tart Talk as they investigate the world of perfume; it's history, its purpose and it's effect on society... From Napoleon to Jack the Ripper, they've got it all this week. Including some sound advice for a potential perpetrator of incest in Weybridge. The girls also get some fabulous dating advice from their sponsor of the week in Newcastle.
1Coco and Queera dive into the world of classical music this week with a little help from their old party chum, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart! They take a confession from a very confused Spaniard regarding sexual attraction to snakes and answer a very neutral question from a Swiss fan regarding the 'Glockenspiel'. Coco and Queera are also joined this week by their classic music exert, the fabulous and incredibly funny; Paul Foot! The iconic comedian joins them to talk all things Bach.
Coco and Queera take to the high seas in this episode of Tart Talk! Lady Hamilton, Nelson, the vikings; if it happened on water, chances are these girls are going to get wet with them. They call a lucky sponsor in Portsmouth and help a young Canadian girl get her rocks off with the lifeguard of her dreams. This is one Jolly Roger you'll want to sail in!
Coco and Queera delve into the fabulous world of all things PINK this week, and answer the big questions like, 'is pink for girls?' and 'will Mr Blobby make a good husband?' They explore a fabulous artist in this weeks painting of the week; chop off a guilty head in SHAG, MARRY, GUILLOTINE and help a struggling mother with her Childs sexuality.
Coco and Queera get knee deep in chocolatey goodness as they explore this much loved food item in today's deep dive. With help from their chocolate expert (Dr. Pino), they explore chocolates historical and sexual relevancy! They call a new sponsor in Belgium, help a struggling Cornish housewife with her baking and come to the aid of a diet cheating vegetarian.
Coco and Queera explore the Georgieverse this week and delve into one of the nations most iconic names; From George Michael to George III, they have it covered! They also give the honour of sponsorship to an unexpected caller, help a Scottish fan with her kleptomania and blow the lid on the Epstein BBQ sauce scandal.
Coco and Queera get shiny as they have a look at Gold in today's deep dive; Why is gold valuable? Did Hernan Cortes like pop music? And who invented the Teflon pan?! All answered in today's deep dive. Coco and Queera also put the topic of Aliens to bed in Queera's questions and help a struggling mother with some much needed parental advice in Coco's confessions.
In their very FIRST pilot episode - Coco and Queera deep dive into the world of Pigeons; explore the role of pigeons in WW1, investigate the homosexual lifestyle of pigeons in London's West End and look at the class structure they live by. Coco and Queera also delve deep into the world of The Loch Ness monster in Queera's questions and save a young girl from courting a homosexual in Coco's confessions.
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