Squirrel Talk

This week on Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dives deep into the shadowy corners of folklore with a chilling list of lesser-known cryptids that are definitely real, widely reported, and somehow completely unfamiliar to you all. From the eerily motionless Stillroot to the reflection-bound entity known as The Mirrored, these are the creatures whispered about in online forums, old newspaper clippings, and maybe even your grandma's bedtime warnings. Try to keep up (and maintain his grip on reality), as we play the role of totally-confident cryptid connoisseur, expertly blurring the lines between urban legend and pure gaslight. No research, no prep — just improv storytelling, deep lore energy, and total commitment to the bit. Trust us: by the end of this episode, even you will wonder if you've heard of The Ashfield Whistler before. Sponsored by 1Up Electric – Whether you're running a podcast studio, a small business, or just trying to keep the lights on during your own blackout encounter with The Dimming Man, 1Up Electric has your back. Honest work, expert service, and zero creepy lantern spirits. 📞 Call 417-207-2590 or visit www.1upelectric.com

In this episode, Chris and Mike take a hilarious trip back to the 1980s and 1990s to revisit some of the most unforgettable PSAs and commercials from the era. From the overly dramatic anti-drug campaigns to the weirdly catchy jingles that are somehow still stuck in our heads decades later, nothing is safe. They break down the messages, the unintentionally funny acting, the low-budget effects, and the moments that made an entire generation either slightly traumatized or strangely nostalgic. Along the way, they ask the important questions: Did these PSAs actually work? Why were they always so intense? And why were commercials way more memorable back then? Expect plenty of laughs, random tangents, and a whole lot of "Oh man, I remember that!" moments as they dig into the strange, hilarious, and sometimes downright bizarre world of retro public service announcements and classic commercials. ⚡ 1Up Electric Sponsor Blurb This episode of Squirrel Talk is brought to you by 1Up Electric. If you're dealing with flickering lights, outdated wiring, or you're planning a home upgrade, the team at 1Up Electric has you covered. They're known across Southwest Missouri for reliable service, honest work, and getting the job done right the first time. Whether it's residential, commercial, or just finally fixing that one outlet that hasn't worked since 1997, give them a call at 417-207-2590 or check them out at www.1upelectric.com. Tell them the guys from Squirrel Talk sent you! ⚡

This week, we dive into Operation Bounce House — and let's just say… it's not what we expected. We break down the wild premise, the uncomfortable parallels to real life, and why this story hits harder than your typical sci-fi adventure. From gamer culture and corporate overreach to moral responsibility and what happens when entertainment goes too far, this episode gets thoughtful, heated, and occasionally unhinged (as it should). We talk characters, tone, pacing, and whether this one sticks the landing — all without giving anything away here. If you've read it, you'll love the deep dive. If you haven't, this will help you decide if it's worth your time. It's sci-fi. It's satire. It's chaotic. It's peak Squirrel Talk. ⚡ This episode is powered by 1Up Electric. If your lights flicker every time you turn on the microwave… if your breaker panel looks like a science experiment… or if you've got outlets in your house that "mostly work," it might be time to call the pros. 1Up Electric serves Southwest Missouri with expert electrical work done right the first time. Whether it's panel upgrades, new lighting, or fixing that mystery wiring situation from 1998, they've got you covered. Give them a call at 417-207-2590 or visit 1upelectric.com — and tell them Squirrel Talk sent you. Because your house should be powered up… not held together by vibes.

In this episode, we dive headfirst into all things school. From random classroom memories to the weird stuff we all experienced growing up, it's a chaotic stroll through the halls of nostalgia. No real structure, no lesson plan — just us bouncing around everything school-related and seeing where it takes us. If you've ever sat in a desk, ridden a bus, opened a locker, or survived a pop quiz, you're in this episode. And as always, this episode is brought to you by 1Up Electric — the valedictorians of voltage. Whether you need a panel upgrade, new lighting, or you're just tired of your house flickering like it's about to fail a science experiment, 1Up Electric has you covered. Serving Southwest Missouri with professionalism and top-tier service. Call 417-207-2590 or visit www.1upelectric.com — and tell them Squirrel Talk sent you.

In this episode of Squirrel Talk, we did what we do best — absolutely no planning and somehow still talked for an hour. From random life updates to completely unnecessary hot takes, side quests, and stories that may or may not have had a point, this one is pure, unfiltered Squirrel energy. There was no outline. There was no agenda. There was only vibes. If you enjoy unpredictable tangents, questionable logic, and the kind of conversations that start one place and end somewhere no one saw coming — this episode is for you. We promise we had fun. We think you will too. 1Up Electric Blurb This episode is brought to you by 1Up Electric — the only electricians who won't judge you for Googling "why does my light switch make that noise." Whether you need residential, commercial, new construction, or just someone to fix that outlet you've been side-eyeing for six months, 1Up Electric has you covered. Fast. Professional. Reliable. And significantly more organized than this episode. Give them a call at 417-207-2590 or visit 1UpElectric.com and tell them Squirrel Talk sent you.

Mike is officially back. After last week's completely serious, totally reasonable tribute episode honoring his "possible" distal bicep rupture, Mike returns to Squirrel Talk… and we pretend he has absolutely no idea what happened. That's right. We act like the celebrity messages, fictional character tributes, Couch Ghost appearance, and borderline memorial energy never existed. Did Tom Hanks send a heartfelt message? Did Alien hiss in solidarity? Did someone ask where to send flowers? We're not saying. In this follow-up episode, Mike gives his side of the injury, we discuss what actually happened, and we slowly unravel whether he truly didn't know about the tribute episode… or if he's been plotting revenge the entire time. Closure? Maybe. Accountability? Unlikely. Future retaliation? Almost guaranteed. This episode of Squirrel Talk is brought to you by 1Up Electric. Whether you're upgrading a panel, installing new lighting, or tackling a full electrical project, 1Up Electric delivers reliable, high-quality work you can count on. Residential or commercial, they show up on time and get it done right. If you need an electrician you can trust, call 417-207-2590 or visit 1UpElectric.com. 1Up Electric — powering Southwest Missouri one job at a time.

Mike is out this week with a suspected distal bicep rupture, so instead of canceling the episode, Chris does the only reasonable thing… a completely serious tribute episode. What starts as a heartfelt "get well soon" quickly spirals into absolute chaos as messages pour in from celebrities, athletes, fictional characters, and some extremely questionable sources. From Tom Hanks and Barack Obama to Ghostbusters, Dungeon Crawler Carl, Alien, Predator, and even Couch Ghost, everyone has something to say about Mike's injury. Some are encouraging. Some are judgmental. Some clearly think Mike has passed on. The episode escalates into a full fake memorial before ending with an unapproved message from Mike himself asking Chris to please stop making it weird. It's heartfelt. It's ridiculous. It's exactly why Mike can never miss a week again. Sponsor – 1Up Electric This episode of Squirrel Talk is brought to you by 1Up Electric. Whether you need residential or commercial electrical work, 1Up Electric is the team you can trust to get it done right the first time. From upgrades and repairs to new installs, they bring quality, professionalism, and reliability every time. Check them out at 1UpElectric.com or call 417-207-2590 for all your electrical needs.

In this episode of Squirrel Talk, we slow things down just enough to talk about what's been keeping our brains busy lately. We dive into some of our favorite books we've read so far this year, what's currently on our reading lists, and what we've been listening to along the way. Of course, it wouldn't be Squirrel Talk without a little chaos, so we also get into some of the games we're playing right now and why they've got us hooked. We're also looking ahead to February, when we'll be reading Operation Bounce House, so grab a copy and read along with us. This episode is sponsored by 1Up Electric. If you're in Southwest Missouri and need electrical work done right the first time, 1Up Electric is the team to call. From residential to commercial projects, they bring quality, reliability, and expert service every time. Check them out at 1upelectric.com or give them a call at 417-207-2590.

They're back… and this time it's personal. In DaughterSode Part II: The Daughtering, we hand the mics back to the daughters and dive headfirst into Demon Slayer—why it's incredible, why you should absolutely be watching it, and why you probably shouldn't listen if you're even thinking about avoiding spoilers. Seriously… we spoiled the crap out of it. From favorite characters and emotional moments to why this anime hits so hard, the daughters take full control of the conversation and don't hold back. It's chaotic, opinionated, and surprisingly insightful—basically everything a Squirrel Talk episode should be. And yes… the daughters also took over the 1Up Electric ad copy, which somehow made it both more professional andmore unhinged at the same time. You've been warned. ⚡ 1Up Electric – Sponsor Ad Copy This episode is powered by 1Up Electric, your local go-to for residential and commercial electrical work. From small fixes to major projects, their team brings quality, reliability, and top-tier service every time. If you need electrical work done right the first time, don't mess around—call 1Up Electric. 📞 417-207-2590 🌐 www.1upelectric.com Tell them Squirrel Talk sent you ⚡🐿️

What happens when you drop regular people (that's us) into some of the most dangerous fictional worlds ever created? In this episode of Squirrel Talk, we throw ourselves headfirst into popular fiction universes as we are right now—no training montages, no chosen-one energy—just vibes, questionable decisions, and one tool, ability, or power to survive. From fantasy realms to sci-fi nightmares, we debate what we'd pick, how long we'd realistically last, and at what point we're absolutely, unquestionably dead. It's part strategy, part imagination, and part brutally honest self-assessment. Spoiler: confidence drops fast. If you've ever wondered how long you'd survive in your favorite fictional world (or wildly overestimated yourself), this one's for you. ⚡ Sponsored by 1Up Electric This episode is brought to you by 1Up Electric—your go-to electricians in Southwest Missouri. Whether you need residential or commercial electrical work, upgrades, or repairs, 1Up Electric brings professionalism, reliability, and quality you can trust. Visit www.1upelectric.com or call 417-207-2590 for service you can count on. When it comes to electrical work, don't respawn—level up with 1Up Electric.

Why is everything so hard? Today on Squirrel Talk, we treat real life like a video game—complete with boss fights, cheap attacks, and zero extra lives. From everyday errands to situations we are absolutely not prepared for, we break down what keeps beating us… and why we keep hitting "continue." Plus: loading screen tips that feel way too accurate. This episode is brought to you by 1UP Electric. Because electricity is not something you want to 'figure out as you go.' Whether it's flickering lights, outlets that don't work, or a project that's way over your head, 1UP Electric handles residential and commercial electrical work the right way—safely, professionally, and without the guesswork. No extra lives. No trial and error. Just people who actually know what they're doing. That's 1UP Electric. 417-207-2590

Christmas is here, and Squirrel Talk has officially entered Dadmas mode. In this episode, Chris and Mike put their holiday knowledge—and sanity—to the test with a trio of Christmas games designed to expose fake fans, bad memories, and questionable opinions. We badly describe classic Christmas movies (and somehow argue about them), try to identify Christmas songs from the most unhelpful descriptions possible, and spiral into the kind of chaos that only happens when dads get competitive around the holidays. No brackets. No rules. Just vibes, hot takes, and a lot of "wait… is that really what that movie is about?" Grab some eggnog, hide from your in-laws, and join us for a very Squirrel Talk Christmas.   This episode of Squirrel Talk is brought to you by 1Up Electric. If your Christmas lights flicker, your outlets act weird, or your breaker trips every time someone plugs in the air fryer, it might be time to call the pros. 1Up Electric handles residential and commercial electrical work with honesty, quality, and zero nonsense. Find them at 1upelectric.com or call 417-207-2590 — and make sure your holidays stay bright without blowing a fuse.

Christmas movies are sacred… which is exactly why we put them on trial. 🎄 In this episode of Squirrel Talk, we take 32 of the most iconic, controversial, and beloved Christmas movies and throw them into a single-elimination bracket. No re-seeding. No mercy. One winner. From untouchable holiday classics to action movies that insist they count as Christmas films, every matchup sparks tough calls, hot takes, and more than a few robbed favorites. Nostalgia gets tested, sacred cows get challenged, and some "classics" don't survive the first round. Love it or hate it, this bracket proves one thing: not all Christmas movies are created equal. Defend your favorite—or come watch it get eliminated. This episode of Squirrel Talk is brought to you by 1Up Electric. Look—Christmas lights are fun until they start flickering, blowing breakers, or turning your house into a fire hazard. Whether you need help with holiday lighting, electrical upgrades, or just want peace of mind this season, 1Up Electrichas you covered. They're local, professional, and actually show up when they say they will—which is rarer than a unanimous Christmas movie pick. If something's not lighting up the way it should, give 1Up Electric a call or visit 1upelectric.com and let the pros handle it.

In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive headfirst into the world of satisfying revenge moments across movies and television. From the legendary long game in Shawshank Redemption to the brutal efficiency of John Wick, to the absolutely unhinged justice delivered in Game of Thrones, the guys break down what makes a revenge story truly unforgettable. We cover the most shocking, cathartic, and "OH YEAH!" revenge payoffs ever filmed — with plenty of arguments, hot takes, and Chris roasting Mike along the way. And as if that wasn't enough… our favorite ghost guest makes another mysterious appearance, floating into the studio with his own top revenge picks. Naturally, his list is WAY darker than anyone expected. We're not saying ghost energy is petty, but… he definitely has feelings about Jaws 4. You'll just have to hear it to believe it. If you love movies, surprises, or revenge served ice cold, this episode is for you. ⚡ Sponsored by 1Up Electric When your home needs an upgrade, repairs, or a full electrical overhaul, 1Up Electric is the power-up your house deserves. Fast, professional, and local — they'll keep your lights on, your outlets safe, and your projects running like a champ. 📞 417-207-2590 🌐 1upelectric.com

In this feast-filled episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive headfirst into the most controversial Thanksgiving ranking of all time. From the sacred staples to the questionable casseroles, the guys break down every major Thanksgiving dish and sort them into the official S–E tier list. Nothing is safe — not the turkey, not the cranberry sauce, not even the green bean casserole. S-tier legends are crowned, culinary villains are exposed, and lifelong friendships may or may not be tested over the placement of macaroni and cheese. Expect chaos, laughs, strong opinions, and the kind of heated debates usually reserved for family gatherings after too much pumpkin pie. Whether you're team ham, team rolls, or team "don't touch me with that Jell-O salad," this episode is the perfect warm-up for Thanksgiving week. Sponsored by 1Up Electric — "Powering Your Thanksgiving" This episode is brought to you by 1Up Electric, keeping your holidays lit — in the good way. Look, Thanksgiving is stressful enough. You've got 12 crockpots going, someone's frying a turkey outside, and the Cowboys game is about to start. The one thing you don't want is the power going out right when the rolls finally get golden brown. That's why you call 1Up Electric. They're local, fast, and reliable, making sure your home can handle every casserole, every light strand, and every hungry relative who plugs in their phone like they're charging a Tesla. So don't wait until your breaker trips during dessert. Call 1Up Electric at 417-207-2590 or visit 1upelectric.com. 1Up Electric — powering your Thanksgiving feast.

In this episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive headfirst into the bizarre world of completely made-up, absolutely ridiculous, zero-chance-of-being-taken-seriously fake cults. What starts as a simple idea turns into a full-blown spiral of nonsense as both hosts unveil their increasingly unhinged creations—from over-enthusiastic woodland worshippers to organizations with rules so weird even the founders would get kicked out. Chris presents his own gloriously absurd cult concept, while Mike comes armed with multiple fake cults of his own, each more chaotic and questionably structured than the last. Together they break down rituals, uniforms, commandments, sacred texts, ranking systems, initiation rites, and recruitment pitches in a way that only Squirrel Talk can: with maximum energy, minimal sanity, and zero theological accuracy. It's an episode where the only commandments are "Don't be normal" and "Wiggle your imaginary tail proudly." Whether you're here to laugh, to judge, or to reconsider your life choices, this one delivers. 📣 1Up Electric Sponsor Blurb Big thanks to our sponsor 1Up Electric—your go-to team for any electrical project, big or small. Whether you're upgrading your home, adding new lighting, or need someone who actually knows what they're doing (unlike Chris and Mike inventing cult rules), call 1Up Electric at 417-207-2590 or visit 1UpElectric.com. They'll power up your home the right way—no rituals required.

Chris and Mike bring you high-energy, hilarious, and unpredictable conversations about movies, games, pop culture, and life's weirdest moments. From epic movie quote battles to wild hypotheticals and laugh-out-loud debates, Squirrel Talk is equal parts funny, smart, and chaotic — guaranteed to entertain. Sponsored by 1Up Electric – Whether your lights flicker, your breakers trip, or you're just tired of guessing which fuse does what, 1Up Electric has you covered. Their team of professional, reliable electricians handles everything from small repairs to full rewiring, ensuring your home or business stays powered safely and efficiently. Call 417-207-2590 or visit 1UpElectric.com today — because even the brightest ideas need a reliable spark!

In this special Squirrel Talk SportsCenter edition, Chris and Mike confidently step into the world of professional sports journalism — despite knowing absolutely nothing. From Tom Brady's record-breaking golf stats to LeBron James' incredible 42nd NBA season with the Toronto Timberwolves, the guys deliver bold opinions, made-up stats, and unearned confidence across football, basketball, baseball, hockey, and the Olympics. As the "broadcast" unravels, so does their accuracy — and their sanity — culminating in debates over snow swimming, nap competitions, and the tragic downfall of the Florida Penguins. It's the sports show you never asked for but absolutely needed. This episode is powered by 1Up Electric, the real MVP keeping your home, business, and podcast fully charged. From rewiring your man cave to lighting up your next big project, trust the team that always brings the energy. Call 417-207-2590 or visit 1UpElectric.com — 1Up Electric, powering up the game since kickoff.

In this spine-tingling episode of Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike dive into several real-life hauntings that have terrified locals and fascinated paranormal investigators for decades. From haunted hotels and restless spirits to cursed homes and ghostly legends that refuse to die — the guys cover it all. But things take a wild turn when a ghost named Phil decides to make his presence known mid-recording. That's right — Phil joins the show to share what it's really like on the other side, including a few chilling stories about the ghosts he knows from the haunted places we talked about. It's equal parts creepy, hilarious, and classic Squirrel Talk chaos. And of course, this episode is brought to you by 1Up Electric — keeping the lights on when things start going bump in the night.

This week on Squirrel Talk, Chris and Mike go full cryptid mode—trading tales of mythological creatures from bothNorth and South America! From Mexico's weeping ghost La Llorona and Brazil's backward-footed Curupira, to the icy forests where Bigfoot and Wendigo still roam, the guys compare legends, argue over which monsters they'd least want to meet in the dark, and laugh their way through some truly bizarre folklore. Expect spooky stories, wild speculation, and plenty of squirrel-level energy as they journey through jungles, mountains, and myths of the Americas. Sponsored by 1Up Electric — whether you're lighting up your home or trying to keep the Chupacabra away from your power lines, 1Up Electric has you covered. Professional, reliable, and shockingly good service every time. Visit 1upelectric.com or call 417-207-2590 to level up your electrical game today!