Winestrology: A Comedy Podcast
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Is that Libra interested or just bored? Is your mother-in-law actually crazy, or just a Gemini? Should you double text that Scorpio? Are Virgos okay? Why do Aquarians act like...that? Welcome to Winestrology, the weekly comedy podcast hosted by Lwini and Nicole, two wine-loving besties here to spill the tea (and the wine) about the signs, planets, birth charts and other related topics. Join us each week as we dive deeper into astrology and the systems that explain it while sharing roaring laughs and juicy personal anecdotes. Sit back, relax and sip along.
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For the last episode of the fifth season, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) tap into their holiday spirit with an astrological discussion on Dr. Seuss' classic How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), with a bottle of Downtown Winery's Saudade Syrah. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com
It's tiiiiiiiiimmmeee! Season five's speakeasy episode is here, just in time for the holiday season! This week, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) finally catch up after a tumultuous Scorpio season and a predictably catastrophic Mercury retrograde, and get some things off their chest while sipping Hibiscus Mezcalitas. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TIKTOK: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com
Back to basics! This week, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) revisit their old discussion format, sipping wine and spilling tea on the signs. Using their newfound astrological knowledge, they assign the signs new designated wines and discuss their favourite birth chart elements (and a few red flags) with a bottle of Corte Aura's Franciacorta Brut on hand for the ride. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TIKTOK: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com
Happy Scorpio Season, astrobaes! Enjoy some vintage Winestrology this week as Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) take a much-needed recording break to get their lives back in order in time for this batsh*t Mercury Retrograde. They'll be back next week with a brand new episode, mwah! FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TIKTOK: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com
In this week's episode, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) chat with tarot reader, reiki healer, friend to the show, and secret Scorpio, Summer Martin (@the.sol.soul). The gal's chat about the history of tarot, the cards, their energies and their astrological connections. Summer shares tips on learning to read tarot for beginners, card interpretations and her favourite energy cleansing rituals. And for the very first time on the show, everyone sips a glass of Katla Wines' Hunty!...
It's baaaacckkk... That's right, astrobaddies and daddies! In just a few weeks, Mercury retrograde will be upon us once more... doesn't the last one feel like it was just yesterday? But fear not, this week's guest is none other than tarot reader, professional witch, author and human ray of light, Sarah Potter. Sarah not only shares her best tips and tricks for surviving and thriving during Mercury retrograde, but also how tarot helped guide her journey through sobriety and inspired her upcomi...
Now presenting the first bonus episode of the season: Winestrology's annual Spooky Season Special! This year, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) celebrate Halloween with a lighthearted astrological breakdown of campy spooky season classic, Addams Family Values (1993), over a bottle of Ursa Major Wines' 'Fan Fiction'. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com
Back to basics! This week, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) unwind and enjoy a good old-fashioned gossip sesh, finally getting to catch up after a chaotic eclipse season. With individual bottles of Grüvi's Bubbly Rosé on deck, the gals talk eclipse season lessons, end-of-year goals and the upcoming Mercury retrograde in Scorpio...and Sagittarius... FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TIKTOK: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com
Hey astrobaddies & daddies...welcome to Winestrology, the podcast where we drop episodes a day early to sync with the full moon. This week's guest is none other than New York-based astrologer, author, and our new favourite Gemini, Lisa Stardust. Lisa, who, in typical Gemini fashion, became an astrologer before it was cool, joins Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) for their first zero-proof episode to chat horoscopes, Scorpios, and how to survive today's loaded Harvest—...
It's finally here, astrobaddies and daddies! Apologies for the delay...technical difficulties had your girl Lwini (@winisays) in a tizzy trying to salvage the audio for this week's episode—it almost didn't happen at all! Still, the tea was too hot not to be shared, and with some late-night cocktails and Nicole's (@nicoledaniellexo) encouragement, miracles happened... This week's guest, Maryaam Lewis-Herbert, is a Toronto-native and astrologer extraordinaire known for her big, bubbly personali...
Astrobaddies (and daddies) rejoice! Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) is back, and this week, she and Lwini (@winisays) are joined by astrologer, tarot reader, and the most docile Leo you'll ever meet, Queen Jade, to discuss the descendant and the ways its planetary ruler can affect your love life—yes, even more than Venus! This week's bottle was selected for us by Loopline Bottle Shop and Wine Bar's General Manager, Diana Butron. Selvaggia by Agricola Molino is fun, flirty and sensuous—just like yo...
When the cat's away, the mouse will find another co-host... In this week's episode, Lwini (@winisays) joins Aimee Macedo, Director of Ossington's family-owned Downtown Winery, to celebrate Toronto's hospitality scene, tradition, Portuguese wine and astrology basics. With a curated flight of Downtown Winery's exclusive house wines, Aimee shares her experiences operating a family business, dating Geminis and has her birth chart read for the very first time. Did we mention this is Winestro...
"Play up, b*tch!" - a Mars in the 10th house native, probably. In this episode, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are joined by astrologer and pop culture connoisseur known for her deep dives into today's biggest cultural moments, Tasha Beg (@thepopastrologist). Tasha spills the tenth house's secrets, including its astrological lore, advice on how to channel your tenth house energy in the workplace, and some bona fide tips and career paths to consider based on the sign on your ...
PSA: it's still rough in these astro-streets for the foreseeable future...but never fear—Stevie's here! Better known by her ultra-Taurean moniker, Spaghetti Witch, Stevie's back on the pod again. This time, she's dropping cosmic gems, including tea on this year's major remaining transits, an astrological sneak peek into the transformative energy of 2026, and advice for each of the rising signs on how to survive eclipse season and put their best foot forward as the North Node travels thr...
Don't call it a comeback, it's more of a "oh, they're still a thing?". Thanks for joining us for Winestrology 2.0—an astrology podcast for the witchy and the bitchy. Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are back, still sipping wine and roasting the signs, but also discussing life from a cosmic lens, using astrology as their roadmap to relationships, romance, finances, self-fulfillment and more. This season, the gals and their very special guests will be chatting about...
Happy Valentine's Day, astrobaes! In this very special episode of Winestrology, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are summoned by listener, Bee, to help her with the eternal conundrum: how to escape the toxic clutches of a Virgo man! Join us with a bottle of Megalomaniac's Narcissist Riesling as we catch you all up on what we've been up to over the past year and analyze the sysnastry between Bee and Mr. Vice Grip Virgo! And, of course, some light Aquarius bashing...how...
Happy Taurus Season, astrobaddies and daddies! Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are celebrating their favourite Venusians with a re-recorded 'Toxic Taurus' episode that does them justice. The astrobaes are joined by longtime friend of the show, Thabiso (aka MelaninxMoscato) who is here to defend his fellow Taureans against the allegations and misconceptions about the sign. With a bottle of Saintly's The Good Rosé on hand, we discuss the bull's tendency towards possessivenes...
We're back and on track! This week the astrobaes are discussing the big boss of the synastry chart, Daddy Saturn and how it relates to other planets in a partner's to create some major harmony or big big problems. So what's the tea? Is Saturn essential for a mature and long-lasting romantic connection? Your hosts can't seem to agree! This very serious episode calls for a very serious wine, so this week Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are sipping Trapiche winery's 2018 Medal...
In this episode of the Speakeasy, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are joined by fashionista and creative Ava Asly after a style-inspo tweet turns sour and sparks a bigger conversation surrounding the word "bimbo". Is it an aesthetic, an empowering and subversive political movement or simply a demeaning slur? The gals chat about the meaning of the term, their own complicated relationships with the word, its racial implications, the sliding "bimbo scale" and weigh in on ...
Happy #WineWednesday, astrobaes! We are celebrating the Astro New Year and one of the messiest weeks of 2022 by revisiting one of our very first (and very drunk) episodes about everyone's favourite agents of chaos: Aries. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com
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