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Cameron has never watched Star Trek: The Next Generation. That's about to change with the help of his faithful and hilarious companions, Bobi; the passionate fan, and Rob; who hasn't seen it since childhood. Engage!
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Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Salem joins the gang to wonder if Picard's "Et in Arcadia ego pt 1" is paradise...or death (Look up the title). Picard gets space herpes, Rios shares his muscle shirts, and Elnor is the Wesley of the episode. Meanwhile Cameron gets hung up on a beautiful flower, Bobi has twin advice, Salem kills JK Simmons, and Rob recasts Picard's body. Engage!
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang wish the DS9 episode "Meridian" would phase out of existence, but we still manage to have some fun talking about it. We celebrate Jeffery Combs, bemoan Dax's relationship choices and shrug our shoulders over Brigadoon. Engage!
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang bear witness to Picard's "Broken Pieces" and live to talk about it. Agnes watches a reaction video, Picard recieves the parent voice, and Seven plays some Meta Quest. Meanwhile Cameron has some miming notes, Rob loses track of time, and Bobi names her period. Engage!
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang accidentally open the wrong file and wind up watching Deep Space Nine's "Civil Defense!" Cam has some advice on porn storage, John has some scootching advice, Bobi has some biometric scanning advice, and Rob has squirrels in his car. Engage!
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Carrie joins the gang to find happiness in "Nepenthe!" Elnor takes a potty break, Lwaxana photobombs Picard, and Jurati does something...asinine. Meanwhile Carrie gets assimilated, Bobi counts candles, Cameron hates getting his face touched, and Rob can't rhyme. Plus a fun game of Name that Limerick! Engage!
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang write their odes to DS9's "The Abandoned!" Rob doesn't like to learn the rules, Cameron revisits Myst, Bobi wants Odo to put up a danger sign, and John has dating advice for Jake. Engage!
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Marcy joins the gang as we puzzle over Picard's "The Impossible Box!" Raffi leaves Las Vegas, Rios plays with his balls, and Soji's a slob. Meanwhile Cameron keeps his wife awake, Marcy can't meditate, and Rob provides a snack cake update! Engage! Check out more from Marcy on Idle Ride and Blue Sky
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang peels back the layer of "Second Skin." We discuss Cardassian decor, hypothesize about a teen Cardassian bedroom, and Sisko becomes a cat. Engage!
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Daniel from PolyAmateur Hour goes undercover with the gang to discuss Picard's "Stardust City Rag." We cover everything from pop-up ads to children's entertainers! Seven returns from Party City, Elnor is the entire cast of Guardians of the Galaxy, and Picard is a Borg cuck. Meanwhile Daniel explains how the Borg is poly, Bobi realizes her ultimate hybrid, Rob returns at the right time, and Cameron grows a potato tree. And be sure to listen to the ...
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang are off balance as they discuss Equilibrium! Bobi-bot steps in for Bobi, Rob mans his store, Cameron shares some trivia, and John leads us to the best pun ever! Engage!
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Marcy subs in for Bobi to get brutally honest with "Absolute Candor!" Picard pulls a Quark, Elnor grows a dwarf beard, and Soji goes through a goth phase. Meanwhile, Marcy is ready to get down with some Zero G, Cameron knows Hawaiian, and Rob gets in a sick burn! Engage!
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang are so excited to talk about "The House of Quark" that they actually beat the clock! Bob is proves that Quark is a better Klingon than Worf, John celebrates Gowron's return, Rob buys his wife a cargo bay, and Cameron winds up having "the talk" with his son. Because of Quark. And a Klingon. Engage!
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Laurel from the Polyamateur Hour gets in the middle of the gang to discuss Picard's "The End is the Beginning!" Raffi goes full Jolie, Oh goes full Caruso, and Picard goes full Rob! Meanwhile Laurel teaches the gang about poly, Cameron teaches everyone some Spanish, Rob teaches us how to break a legal t-shirt clause, and Bobi teaches us what happens when you mix wine and snake leaf. Then we all get canceled! Engage! Hear more from Laurel on her po...
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang wonders what's fake and what's solid in "The Search pt 2!" Bobi thinks about origins, John wants Avengers: Endgame, Cameron sings, and Rob thinks the Federation should just give up. Engage!
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang have some sheer f%&#kin hubris to bring John back to discuss the Picard episode "Maps and Legends!" Troi can fly the ship, Pulaski has a new project, and Picard has more than three friends. Meanwhile, Rob shares a secret about his beard, Bobi has googly eyes, John knows one sexy Romulan, and Cameron sundowns. Engage!
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang is back to discuss DS9 faster than Season 3 name drops the Borg! We're discussion the season premiere, "The Search pt 1!" Rob sings sit-com themes, Cam wears his special underwear, Bobi wonders about Odo's bowel movements, and John loves The Defiant! Engage!
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang leaves TNG in the past as they form some new memories for Picard's "Remembrance." Picard fanboys out, fights a giant roach, and drowns a couple of dogs. Meanwhile Rob is on top of his game, Bobi is not a size queen, and Cameron has some android hangups. Join in and we cover everything from cards to cubes - engage!
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Before we beam into Picard and the DS9 Minute Season 3, the Green Shirt crew looks back at TNG with one last hurrah — a Character Episode Draft! We’re each drafting a team of episodes that best represent TNG’s main characters — Picard, Riker, Data, Crusher, Troi, Worf, and Geordi. Who’ll assemble the ultimate Enterprise crew and who gets stuck with Shades of Gray? Engage!
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Tracee Lee Cocco drops in to discuss her career as an actor, including her hundreds of appearances in Star Trek as Lt. Jae and multiple aliens! She shares a chance encounter while dressed as a dog alien, sings a song from one of her first gigs, and wishes she'd asked for a pinball machine. Engage! Find out more about Tracee's career and upcoming appearances on her website. Pick up some Green Shirt Merch
Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Steve joins the gang to toast (and roast) Nemesis! Worf bones up, Picard Tokyo Drifts, and Troi steals Beverly's line. Meanwhile John teaches us a new word, Steve comes up with a tongue twister, Cameron wants to end on butts, Bobi gives Worf a breathalizer, and Rob thinks Trump makes the movie better. All this, plus a mind teasing game of Star Trek: Code Names
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