Tim Conway Jr. on Demand

Hour 1 (10.28)   6:05: Tonight on “The Conway Show,” Timmy kicks it all off by talking about the lawsuit accusing a popular Los Angeles animal rescue of “puppy laundering.” It’s called Wagmor Pets and it’s in the San Fernando Valley. Celebrity-favored Wagmor owner denies laundering these puppies. The City of Los Angeles has filed a lawsuit against the animal rescue organization and its owner Melissa Bacelar. That’s ruff, man.  6:20: To more on the puppy laundering insanity in Studio City, the woman, Bacelar, allegedly bought dogs from puppy mills and pawned them off as rescue pups to wealthy women looking for a canine companion. The dead giveaway? They were designer pooches, with not a pit bull or mutt in sight. Were these women in denial? Some of them were forking out well over $1,000 for these so-called rescues.  6:35: While Southern California continues to experience coastal flooding, inland LA is not quite free from flooding either. There’s a sinkhole impacting traffic in Hollywood due to yet another watermain break. And it’s right on Sunset Boulevard, on the corner where the Chick-Fil-A is. Those party girls must be soggy! When the Big One hits, this city is gonna be a lake.  6:50: As the holidays approach, you think you’re set for a sweet deal on airfare? Bad news. If flying a discount airline like Frontier, it’ll cost you a heck of a lot more, with fares jumping a whopping 71% due to rising fuel costs. At least you’ll still get the midair flight fights between the other cheapo travelers. It now costs close to $150 per pet to fly the dog-friendly airline. After a nightmare experience traveling with his dog Ernie and a serious case of green apple splatters, Tim vowed never to fly with another dog. Speaking of Ernies, Ernie Johnson is retiring from “Inside the NBA.”  #Wagmor #MelissaBacelar #SanFernandoValley #puppylaundering #StudioCity #TheConwayShow #SoCalflooding #Hollywoodsinkhole # SunsetBoulevard #ChickFilA #FrontierAirlines #Frontierprices #budgetairlines #petfriendlyairline #ErnieJohnson #InsidetheNBA #KFI #TimConwayJr  Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 2 (10.28) 7:05 — Timmy wasn’t into politics when he was growing up, and even now he’s not so into it and doesn’t think it enriches your life. He thinks it makes people judgy and angry. However, there is a very important race for mayor of LA between Mayor Karen Bass and Nitha Raman. Presently it’s a tie of 40% each among unlikely voters, with around 19% undecided. Raman has lost 11 percentage points since September, which isn’t good news for the DSA candidate. Although, they’re both DSA candidates, which could be bad news for Angelenos. The LAPD is not happy about this — Raman wants the popular LA police Chief Jim McDonnell fired!  7:20 — Remember that new foldable iPhone Duo that people queued for 30 hours on the street to get their dirty mitts on? Those peeps are nuts, right? And now? We’ve got thousands of fans lining up overnight at bookstores globally for the highly anticipated midnight release of “A Court of Splintered Harmony” the latest in the fantasy romance series by Sarah J. Mass. There were more than 700 midnight release parties nationwide. Ladies love that lusty literature! The Planters NUTmobile is hiring three drivers — that’s nutty!  7:35 — West Hollywood moves forward with plans for the city's tallest building, 1000 La Brea Tower. Some people are for it, while others? Not so much. It’s happening on the site of the old Cemex Hollywood Concrete Plant on North La Brea and will have 514 apartments and 34 stories. There’ll be a percentage of affordable housing there, as well as retail and restaurants on the lower levels. More than 80% of WeHo residents are renters, and Timmy is all for this new skyscraper. Meanwhile, in fancy Tarzana, two men have been arrested related to a kidnapping.  7:50 — A knife attack at Wendy’s? Crime can happen anywhere, even in a Northridge fast-food restaurant.  A man was caught on camera arguing with employees before approaching a customer who was enjoying his burger with his lady. The customer then pulled a knife in self-defense. Do you want fries with that? Meanwhile, Halloween weather is going to be spooky, with coastal flood warnings and storms set to rain on the literal parade. It’s going to be misty, rainy, and cold — just like we’re in the Midwest. Wonder if they make slutty waterproof capes at Spirit Halloween.  Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 3 (10.28) 8:05: We often hear stories about people, particularly retirees, selling their homes, furniture, vehicles — you name it — to live onboard a cruise ship for years. The residential cruise ship Villa Vie Odyssey suspended its round-the-world four-year voyage and stranded over 200 passengers in Cambodia after soaring fuel costs. The cruise ship is now on temporary layup in port, having set sail from Belfast two years ago. Permanent residences start at $100,000, and go up to more than $400,000, plus monthly fees for life onboard. But it hasn’t exactly been smooth sailing and there’s no guarantee the voyage will ever resume.  8:20: Breaking news: The Milwaukee Brewers have just won the World Series! Is it their first championship win? Timmy thinks so! The Los Angeles Summer Olympics 2028 new slogan has been revealed: Stars align. That it? Where’s the rest of it? It reflects the coming together of athletes and fans from all over the world — and some other stuff. Where can you find your best deals for Thanksgiving? At Walmart, you can buy a 10-pound turkey for 84 cents a pound — that’s less than $9. Meanwhile, at Target you can do the entire Thanksgiving spread for six people for just $30. Bundling is the trick. At Walmart, you can feed 10 people for $3.50 a person. You can get a free turkey at ShopRite if you spend a certain amount at the supermarket chain.  8:35: With the MLB now over for the year, sports lovers still have the NFL, NHL and NBA to look forward to. That sentence was a nightmare for dyslexics. The cops pulled over a couple to prank them on their wedding night as they were headed for their honeymoon while they were still in their tux (the groom) and the wedding gown (the bride). A guy decided to swallow $760,000 in diamond earrings rather than give them up after snatching them from Tiffany’s in Orlando. He’s been forced to stay in hospital until he evacuates the baubles.  8:50: High tide has never been higher in parts of SoCal and Orange County thanks to this crazy El Nino weather bringing weird waves and coastal flooding. We’re talking shin deep water in Newport and on the Pacific Coast Highway. The community is rallying and helping each other out with support and sandbags. The flooding is predicted to subside tomorrow and won’t return ’til Thanksgiving. Some restaurants and stores are doing it tough with soggy carpet and waterlogged floorboards.  Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 4 (10.28) 9:05: Timmy’s starting the night with a real dog of a story. The City of LA just sued a Valley animal rescue called Wagmor Pets and its owner Melissa Bacelar, accusing them of “puppy laundering.” The claim is that celebrity-favorite Wagmor was moving pooches through the system in a way that wasn’t quite as pure as the marketing. Bacelar’s denying every bit of it. That’s ruff.  9:20: The Wagmor story gets even shaggier. The lawsuit claims Bacelar was buying dogs straight from puppy mills and then flipping them as feel-good rescues to wealthy women hunting for the perfect companion. The tell? Every single one was a designer purebred — not a pit bull, not a mutt, not a single scruffy face in the bunch. Were these buyers in full denial mode? Some of them happily dropped well over a thousand bucks for the privilege of “rescuing” a Frenchie or a doodle.  9:35: Think you’ve got a cheap holiday flight locked in? Think again. Discount carriers like Frontier are watching fares jump a brutal 71 percent thanks to fuel costs. The silver lining? You still get the classic midair arguments between fellow bargain hunters. Pet fees on the dog-friendly airline are now pushing $150 a head. After one disastrous trip with Ernie that ended in green-apple splatters, Tim swore off flying with dogs forever. Speaking of Ernies, Ernie Johnson is hanging it up at “Inside the NBA.”  9:50: West Hollywood moves forward with plans to construct the city's tallest building, 1000 La Brea Tower. Some locals love it, while others are up in arms? As for Conway? He says bring on the construction! Helicopters hovered over upscale Valley nabe Tarzana yesterday, warning locals to make themselves scarce. Why?  They were coming for two men who were nabbed in relation to a kidnapping. It happens to be Timmy’s old stomping ground and brings to his mind the memory of a person who got their wiener and testicles bitten off by a feisty German Shepherd after an attempted home robbery.   Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 1 (10.27) Seawater swamped Redondo Beach’s International Boardwalk, and if your car sat in it, especially an EV, get it inspected. Plus: the FTC and 20 states, including California, sue Dollar General.  6:05: Commerce Casino manager David Misikian on how he and Tim met 29 years ago, and whether Conway was an angry drunk back then. He also lives near the flooded area and tells us what he’s seeing.  6:20: Saltwater corrodes your car fast and can short out an EV’s battery pack. Fire officials have warned that flooded EVs can catch fire days or even weeks later. If your car goes through these high tides, get it inspected as soon as possible.  6:35: The FTC and 20 states, California, sued Dollar General in federal court in Tennessee. They say shoppers were charged more at the register than the shelf or ad price from 2019 through March 2026, which drew nearly 30,000 complaints. Also: the eat-before-you-drink rule for skipping the hangover, the side-of-sour-cream story, and flip-flops versus Nauti USA sandals.  6:50: Unusually high tides pushed seawater onto the International Boardwalk at the Redondo Beach pier and into nearby businesses. Tides along the LA County coast ran 1 to 1.5 feet above predictions, and the San Pedro gauge set a new record of 8.02 feet.  Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.