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Three fully-grown British men who should know better bringing you news, facts, truths, lies, jingles, self-help, witty repartee, nonsense, laughably ill-informed discussions, amateur production values and everything in between. You're going to love Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine!
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Send us a text Hello, and welcome. On this barnstormer of an episode we have television nostalgia, talk of big TVs, talk of fave TV shows, naughty youths in China in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, Tom has a home issue to discuss, public information films, and a quiz about being typecast! Wow-wee! Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. J...
Send us a text Been a while! On this episode, we speak of celebrities being naughty, there are your welcome additions from some old and new voices, Chris takes us back to an old haunt in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, it all gets a bit apocalyptical, then we try to offend the U.K by speaking of accents! Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. ...
Send us a text That's right. After a bit of a hiatus, SYMJ shall return with full episodes in the very near future. Have a little listen to what them scamps have been up to in the meantime...
Send us a text Na-Nu Na-Nu! The three jolly earthlings are back with talk of a canine creature in space, favourite space films, it's off to India we go in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, we speak of smells / fragrances in space (kinda!), then there's our old friend, a scenario-based questionnaire about space tourism on a budget, plus more besides! Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a te...
Send us a text Well, the three vagabonds are back again with talk of befriending a mythical beast in China, a doctor offers us his help, we talk about our fave mythological creatures, it's off to Scotland in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, we have an urban legend from Japan, and Tom speaks of Aesop's Fables. It's a mythological feast for your ears! Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (s...
Send us a text Been a minute! The three oddballs of oddness have returned from their busy schedules for Chris to talk about using A.I to describe us, there are more futuristic shenanigans from our lovely listeners, we go off to Toyota Woven City in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, Pete questions whether Japan really is all that hi-tech, and then Tom looks at the future of the most important day of the year.... Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on F...
Send us a text Happy New Year! (can we still say that!?) There is talk of Pete's misfortune, indoor footwear, Chris demonstrates his trend-setting capabilities, there's the first Audience Communication of 2025, it's off to Northern Ireland in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, there are musings about an odd collection of fellows in a Japanese pub, and a hat quiz! Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), ...
Send us a text Joyeux Noel! Merry Christmas! Feliz Navidad! We have an exchange of presents between the three pals, Chris talks of hunting down yet another beast, we have Tom's Audience Intercommunication, we're off to South Carolina in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, Tom questions the antics of ol' Santa Claus, and there are further festive developments from a zoo in Osaka, Japan! Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Insta...
Send us a text Wild things! Chris regales us with his successful attempt at befriending a legendary beast, there's more beastly talk in Audience Intercommunication, it's off to Denver, Colorado in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, there's hot zoo news from Japan, and Tom shows his caring side despite his apparent lack of empathy. Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You...
Send us a text Nous parlons d'amour! Chris is talking about young love, there's a bit of spite and a bit of fun in Audience Intercommunication, we're off to Australia in Far Off Foreign Affairs From Afar, we're writing love songs, and Tom will speak of the Greatest Love of all! Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat! You kn...
Send us a text Hey! In a bit of a change in format, we'll be basing each episode for the foreseeable future around a theme (possibly very loosely) with this one being all about home! Chris talks about the meaning of home, we've got some home-based correspondence, Chris takes us to China where we’re all ears about a very unusual home, Pete's banging on about vacant houses in Japan, and Tom takes us to his home from home. HOME! Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... ge...
Send us a text Autumnal greetings! The three horror shows of humour return with talk of cat / dog translations, cosmic jokes, claws, eunuchs, being locked in a closet, there's the return of Poetry Corner, the desert, Halloween season, Freddy Krueger, classic horror baddies, Gomez Addams, Hannibal Lecter, liver, lava beans, the Invisible Man, Child's Play, ginger people, killer toys, violent dreams, a house brick, big heads, we're going off to Germany in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, grap...
Send us a text Here's 4 minutes plus of some of our best jingles from the last few years all blended together in roughly alphabetical order. Enjoy! Also available on our YouTube channel.....https://www.youtube.com/@ShowYourselfMr.Jasmine Feel free to share! Need episode coming soon.....
Send us a text Hello! The three jovial ferrets return with talk of potluck dinner parties, jelly bean games, spicy nachos, hotpot, ribs, eating challenges, dogs, noses, tongues, Chow Chows, Black Jacks, Paul McCartney, platinum, ripped bodies, Oktoberfest, projectile vomiting, Guangyuan Zoo, panda dogs, barking, roast potatoes, Dauphinoise potatoes, Hasselback potatoes, foreign spuds, mnemonics, mind palaces, counting in Japanese, and LOADS MORE! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunic...
Send us a text Yeeees! Those three cheeky anthropoids return with talk of pod poverty, money-making schemes, advertisements, friendship, false alibis, cords, pink cards, doggies, lovely fish, naughty pictures, TV, Glen Armpeas, celebrity fallouts, MasterChef, penne, roleplay / improv, sudoku, Glen(n)s, we're going to Nashville in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, toxic books, libraries, rubbing yourself on stuff, Aylesbury, magic, crappy tattoos, sauna things, angry parents, being stuck in a...
Send us a text Bin a minute! The three scamps of folly return with talk of musical keyboards, hoildays to Crete, broken toes, water parks, gyros, cider searches, Where's Wally?, annoying people from the West Midlands, we're off to India in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, pebbling dashing, flushing toilets, Dr. Fool / Fuel, people tied to trees, New Delhi, the Oasis reunion, Pete's discography, TV, vikings, apocalypse vibes, roleplays, and SO much more! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Inte...
Send us a text Bonjour mes amis! That bunch of humour goons return again with tales of COVID, fever dreams, mindfulness, primordial soup, space boffins, urine, space spanners, flasks of piss, we're off to Paris in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, horses in bogs, ice cream vans, the River Seine, furious Parisians, dirty protests, extra ears, excreting stuff, tops tips for dealing with disappointment, music festivals, Glen Armpeas, and LOTS MORE! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunic...
Send us a text The three satirists of gibber-jabber are back with chat about Zoom quizzes, Charlie Bucket, awkward moments, childhood memories, train accidents, a helpful farmer, NFL, the Summer Solstice, The European Football Championships, football anthems, oboes, bratwurst. Chris is taking us off to Northern Australia AND New York, New York in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar. There's election talk / musings on a perfect Prime Minister, and have you heard of the World Giving Index!? PLUS ...
Send us a text Hola! The three juvenile middle-aged men are back with talk of pillowcases, nits, head grease, scalp tonic, Matt Le Tissier, conspiracy theories, David Icke, Pluto, Avril Lavigne, The People's Princess, "mates", confessions, Michigan (in Far Off Foreign Affairs From Afar), a woman in a supermarket sign, body odour, The Seven Deadly Sins, AND MUCH MORE! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, or X (@Y...
Send us a text Oh yeah! The three scoundrels are back with talk of surprise birthday parties, Chris' daily life, koala cubs, a man with hooves (clip clop!), cans, Minty B being in touch about Pancake(s) Day, Robocop, the Vatican, ancient carvings, Wagamama's, Grimsby Town FC's facilities, our favourite listener, the good people of Grant (NB), high winds, diapers, greenbacks (?), soup, and much more! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch...
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