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"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us."
This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to your new favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara!
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Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week you’ll hear Brooke and Mandy discuss more Mormon Wives drama. It never ends with these people! The hookups, the breakups… the content creation! The ladies get in depth about iPhone storage and the scam of it all. Can we just go back to landlines and note passing? You’ll also hear about the local St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans, a de-transitioning situation, and social media restaurant reviews triggeri...
Send us Fan Mail Pack your bags, hoochies! We are going on a virtual weekend trip for the harlots, hoes, tramps, and hussies. Those who are skank-curious are also welcome. As always, Brooke and Mandy comment on the current state of our federal dumpster fire. Please don’t stand too close to the toxic flames. The ladies make some consumer confessions during Kiss or Miss. Find out just how long the financial grudges are being held. Also hear how easy it is to make protest signs! You probab...
Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to another riveting episode of Smeared Mascara! This week you’ll hear about world news interpreted by two middle aged MILFs, the latest sporty spice happenings, and another installment of Kiss or Miss. Drop us a line to let us know where you stand on cannabis use at youth sporting events, and give us your opinion on open communication in the beauty industry. So grab a cocktail and/or a carbonated drink, and get comfy because you’re about enjoy Brooke ...
Send us Fan Mail It may seem like you’re hearing about the Olympics and Bad Bunny everywhere. This episode of Smeared Mascara is no exception. Listen to Brooke and Mandy give a recap of their Super Bowl Sundays. You’ll hear about food, fun and of course the halftime show. ¡Guepa! You’ll also get the 411 about an Olympic skier’s alleged attempt at “inflating” his score. You won’t want to skip this episode because unlike the State of the Union address, it’s entertaining. Rated GM &a...
Send us Fan Mail Bust out the pen and paper or open up that Notes app, because Smeared Mascara is helping you get your life together. You’ll hear how you can get shit done with a little help from your homies. In this episode you’ll also hear Brooke and Mandy’s opinions on Grammy fashion. Did they watch the show? Nope. Are they gonna judge it? Yup. The ladies will also let you know how they feel about the latest developments in the disgusting Ep Files. Just when you think these peo...
Send us Fan Mail Brrrr, it’s cold in here. Feels like Smeared Mascara in the atmosphere! In this week’s episode you’ll hear how Brooke and Mandy are purging clutter for the new year. Look for an influx of disco balls and fur coats at secondhand stores near you! Also discussed is how the Bay Area is pre-gaming for the Super Bowl. There’s plenty to do if you didn’t get tickets to the game. So get that crock pot going and pour in some nacho cheese because it’s time to snack while Br...
Send us Fan Mail Remember that time at your wedding when that famous singer called you out onto the dance floor and your mother-in-law rushed out and started dancing inappropriately with your husband? Well we weren’t there but we love seeing the memes about the Beckham wedding! Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara where Brooke and Mandy hyper focus on pop culture’s latest obsession. You will hear Brooke’s re-entry into the Sporty Spice World and how that could affect your ...
Send us Fan Mail Join Brooke and Mandy as they discuss pop culture and yucky politics. You’ll hear a riveting conversation about the movie Anaconda, birthday parties, and the latest in this country’s fuckery So give us a listen if you need a break from reality. Sometimes all you can do is laugh when things are this bad. We really are a good time! For realsies! Rated DFA for Dumpster Fire Awareness TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel
Send us Fan Mail Happy New Year from Smeared Mascara! Brooke and Mandy are entering 2026 in an organized and clear fashion. The ladies have some goals that are going to help them thrive in this new era of life. Listen as they share ideas that will hopefully inspire you to live a cuntier life. Of course there are side conversations to hear, and duh, frankfurters are discussed… but would you expect anything else from these hot dawg queens??? So please hydrate and watch your sodium i...
Send us Fan Mail Brrrr, it’s cold outside and you should be wearing a turtleneck. Listen up, homies! In this episode, the ladies of Smeared Mascara discuss a wide range of topics from obligatory gift exchanges to the power of a handsome face with a unibrow. Brooke tells us about the Diddy documentary and how 50 Cent’s pettiness is helping bring this story to the masses. Mandy shares a story about ear-hustling in the movie theater, and how she plans on putting in the minimum amount...
Send us Fan Mail It’s time for the latest installment of your favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara. In this episode you’ll hear about digital etiquette, baby shower games, and political garbage. Brooke and Mandy will inform you of the latest on TikTok, Mormon Wives, and domestic conundrums. So make sure your JZ Hair extensions are fastened well because you’re about to embark on a wild ride! Rated FA for Fupa Awareness TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel
Send us Fan Mail Sorry for the delayed episode. The universe had Mandy in a figure four leg lock and it’s just now released. In this episode you’ll enjoy hearing about recent Bay Area earthquakes, ICE displaying icy behavior, and other pop culture/political moments amplified by socials. Did you hear about the baby formula social experiment? If not, Brooke’s got it covered for you. So sit back with your iced matcha horchata oatmilk latte and enjoy the latest from Smeared Mascara.&n...
Send us Fan Mail New month, same skanks. You know how we do it. Brooke and Mandy talk about Halloween, the World Series (baseball, not poker), food insecurity, and meal planning. Cats are always a hot topic. Meow. Of course there’s more in this episode because when do we not interrupt each other and go off into random tangents? This is Smeared Mascara, baby. Put on your leg warmers and get comfy. You’re about to enter your favorite podcast pleasure zone. Ewww, not really but you k...
Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to your favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara. In this episode you’ll hear Brooke read Mandy’s astrological chart, and they will analyze in detail why they’re superior to their haters. Brooke tells us about her experience at the No Kings protest, and Mandy describes her digestive detour on a roadtrip. You will learn that a “healing haircut” is an actual thing, and you may question friendships after hearing Netflix recommendations. So open tha...
Send us Fan Mail In this eagerly anticipated episode, you’ll hear the calming sound of raindrops in the background as Mandy and Brooke laugh through their tears. Real life is still in the crapper and there’s no Pepto in sight. The ladies discuss EMDR therapy and its benefits, but repeatedly call it by its club-kid name, EDMR. Perhaps ecstasy fueled raves were actually therapeutic environments after all. Shout outs to The Container Store and Seafood City which aren’t sponsors… yet....
Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to the award winning pop culture podcast Smeared Mascara. This episode brings love, laughter and happily ever after because you’ve manifested this. Brooke tells us about an organization she’s joined that Garfield the Cat would be proud of, and shares her ongoing admiration of Caleb Heron. (Do YOU know the Cooper story?) Mandy gives us the 411 on a local drag show, and shares how she keeps family estrangement going strong. Now is the time to schedule 2...
Send us Fan Mail In this highly anticipated episode of Smeared Mascara, you’ll hear Brooke and Mandy’s opinion on all things pop culture. Is Ricky Martin still living la vida loca? How far will MomTok go in Dancing with the Stars? You’ll have to listen to find out what these beezies think. Brooke tells us the latest in high school drama, and teen bedroom design. Mandy unapologetically brags about a karaoke performance, and the lack of video footage. Take one last sip of your pumpk...
Send us Fan Mail New memory card, who dis?? It’s the award winning pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara in the house! Get ready to hear about how our neck of the woods has been pawpin’ awf. Grocery store karaoke, football game drama carrying over to In n Out… Are we describing this week’s popular social media posts? Nope, this is real life, hunties. It’s high school football season in suburbia and no one knows how to act anymore. Get ready to hear some opinions on the Catfish docuseries...
Send us Fan Mail Welcome back, loyal listeners! The Smeared Mascara audio department is doing its best to give you the quality content you deserve. La Presidente of the Pod aka B-Rock made the executive decision to destroy our overworked storage card after this episode. Listen and you’ll understand. You’ll still hear our smart ass comments and our loud laughs through some choppy cuts. You’ll survive and be a stronger listener because of it. If you’d like to sponsor the pod, ...
Send us Fan Mail The ladies of Smeared Mascara have once again created a pod-tastic masterpiece for your listening pleasure. Brooke recaps the Little League World Series, shitty Bay Area traffic, and haircut class woes. You may find yourself questioning thinning shears and their use. Mandy gushes over a newfound podcast, and has survived another brutal season of parenting. The Hazel Cafe TikTok drama is brought up and console tables are getting a bad rap. Also, please give us some...
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