Reels of Justice

The Court reprises the Universal Monster Mash this week when Jack Bennett (“A Good Scream”) appears out of thin air to see “The Invisible Man (1933)” Claude out the eyes of 1943’s “Phantom of the Opera.” *** “The Invisible Man (1933)”: Jack Bennett. “Phantom of the Opera (1943)": Dylan J. Schlender. Judge: The Honorable Maynard Bangs. Jurors: Ryan Luis Rodriguez, Maynard Bangs, Big Ben Haslar. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden. What did you ...

The Court rouses Hell on Reels from its ancient slumber again this week while Donnie Roberts (“The Rotten Truth” Podcast) sleeps like the dead through 1994’s “Wes Craven’s New Nightmare.” *** Prosecutor: Donnie Roberts. Defense: Maynard Bangs. Judge: The Honorable Dylan J. Schlender. Jurors: Ryan Luis Rodriguez, Big Ben Haslar, Dylan J. Schlender. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden. What did you think of the verdict?

The Court tries on some padded body suits this week while author Charles Philipp Martin (“Neon Panic”) opts not to spice up his chili recipe with 1958’s noir “Touch of Evil.” *** Prosecutor: Charles Philipp Martin. Defense: Ryan Luis Rodriguez. Judge: The Honorable Big Ben Haslar. Jurors: Dylan J. Schlender, Maynard Bangs, Big Ben Haslar. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden. What did you think of the verdict?

The Court can’t remember where it parked its invisible car this week when Matt Sherman (“James Bond Fan Events”) builds an ice fortress around the 2002 Bond film “Die Another Day.” *** Prosecutor: Big Ben Haslar. Defense: Matt Sherman. Judge: The Honorable Ryan Luis Rodriguez. Jurors: Ryan Luis Rodriguez, Maynard Bangs, Dylan J. Schlender. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden. What did you think of the verdict?

The Court builds its first beer bong this week when Case Aiken (“Another Pass” Podcast) crams for his final exam and still gets a D for 1998’s “Dead Man on Campus.” *** Prosecutor: Big Ben Haslar. Defense: Case Aiken. Judge: The Honorable Maynard Bangs. Jurors: Dylan J. Schlender, Maynard Bangs, Ryan Luis Rodriguez. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden. What did you think of the verdict?