The Goods from the Woods

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are THRILLED to welcome back to the show our ol' pal, comedian Robert Yasumura. We kick this one off by talking about some hilarious old-timey patent medicines from a website called "The Quack Doctor". Then, we try a modern day ungodly concoction, Alani-Nu's new "Cherry Bomb" flavor. We talk about the weird life and ignominious death of Dilbert creator and all-time curmudgeon, Scott Adams. Mungo Jerry's "In the Summertime" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, folks.  Robert is not on social media.  Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content!  http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod   Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here:  http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys welcome comedian Sal Calanni to Disgraceland Studios for a grand ol' time. We start by paying homage to the late great Grateful Dead co-founder, Bob Weir. From there, we talk about some of the amusing flops at the recent Consumer Electronics Show. We give the new AriZZona Rizzler-flavored fruit drink a try. Rivers shares the story of the cartoonishly-evil 19th century San Francisco industrialist, Charles Crocker, and his 40-foot high "spite fence". We close it out by reading some weird comments left on Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl" music video on YouTube. This one is a ton of fun and we can't wait for you to hear it! Tune in now, y'all!  Follow Sal Calanni on social media @SalCalanni and check out his new special "Mental Spillness" on his YouTube channel here:  https://www.youtube.com/salcalanni Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for UNCUT video versions of the podcast as well as TONS of bonus content!   http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod   Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here:  http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod  

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are back in Los Angeles for the first pod of 2026! We're joined on mic three for this one by our ol' pal, filmmaker and comedian Seth Pomeroy. We kick this one off by chugging a Polish Monster Energy Drink. Then we check in on some Cameos from the sixteen-time World Heavyweight Champion, Ric Flair. Killswitch Engage's "The End of Heartache" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, cuh.  Follow Seth on all forms of social media @SethPomeroy  Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content!  http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod   Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here:  http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers is back in his hometown of Auburn, Alabama, cuttin' it up with some of the finest folks East Alabama has to offer in the "Squalor Parlour." Joining him are Auburn legend Miles Bugg, comedian Nick Morgan-Moore, and community organizer extraordinaire Warren Tidwell. We start by chugging the new Liquid Death energy drink. From there, Miles and Rivers share a wild tale involving an old friend's eyebrow-raising proposal tied to a Russian love bot website. We share some of our best-ofs for 2025, and about the most underrated villain of the year: FBI Director Kash Patel. Kash was recently on a podcast with his girlfriend talking about Uber Eats and Netflix, when he was supposed to be out looking for a triple murderer. We talk a bit about a new use for J.D. Vance's memoir and "Riders on the Storm" by The Doors is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, folks! Happy New Year.  Follow Miles Bugg on Instagram @BioBugg Follow Nick Morgan-Moore on Instagram @NickWMM Follow Warren Tidwell on Instagram @FireByFriction and support the Alabama Center for Rural Organizing and Systemic Solutions here: https://www.ACROSSAlabama.org Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content!  http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod   Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here:  http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers goes to Amoeba Music in Hollywood, CA to dig through the Bargain Bin for weird LPs with comedians Kevin Anderson and Joe Kaye.  The albums we played and talked about are as follows:  Dirty Angels - 'Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye' (1976)  Poppets - 'Steal it Like a Thief' (2013)  Pat Travers - 'Makin' Magic' (1977)  Watery Love - 'Decorative Feeding' (2014)  Robert Storey - 'Come Up and Hear My Etchings' (2018)  Mental as Anything - 'Spirit Got Lost' (1983)  Snowball - 'Defroster' (1978)  Kate Davis - 'Fish Bowl' (2023)  Sailcat - 'Motorcycle Mama' (1972)  Agapeland - 'Sir Oliver's Song: A Musical Lesson About the Ten Commandments' (1979)  Mane - 'Alpha Female' (2017)  The Bad Joke That Ended Well - 'The Bad Joke That Ended Well' (2012)  Follow Kevin on everything @KBAndersonYo  Follow Joe on everything @JoeCharlesKaye Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content!  http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod   Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here:  http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

HO! HO! HO, Y'ALL! In this episode, Rivers is snowed-in at Disgraceland Studios hangin' out and roasting some chestnuts with our ol' pal, comedian Justin Lain! We test out Sprite + Tea and talk about Christmas in Justin's hometown: New Orleans, Louisiana. We also chat about some of the worst gifts ever given according to folks on Reddit, and we've got a new batch of horrible Christmas songs to check out. Eartha Kitt's "Santa Baby" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Happy Holidays, folks! Hope it's a good one. Thank you for listening.  Follow Justin on social media @TheJustinLain Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything!  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod  

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are hangin' at Disgraceland Studios with our ol' buddy, comedian Dave Yates! We try out an energy drink made by a VERY intense ex-Marine and podcaster named "Jocko". Then, we talk about the life and recent Congressional ambitions of Vince Offer aka "The Shamwow Guy". We chat about our favorite concert experiences of 2025 and Black Shelton and Trace Adkins' "Hillbilly Bone" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, y'all.  Follow Dave on all forms of social media @YatesComedy and buy a bottle of Ha Ha Hot Sauce here:  https://www.hahahotsauce.com  Music at the end is "Christmas in My Coffin" by Nobody's Peach. 

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with our ol' pal and the pride of Lookout Mountain, comedian John-Michael Bond! We kick this one off by downing a reality TV couple's very coconutty energy drink. Then we talk about some of the most morally dubious reality TV shows of all time. After that, we sample a bit of the U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary's erotic poetry. Plus, our big dumb president is making his Hollywood dreams come true in reuniting the whole gang from the film Rush Hour. John-Michael takes us on a tour of his hometown of Chattanooga, TN, and Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, folks!  Follow John-Michael Bond on Instagram @JohnMichaelsMistakes  Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for UNCUT video versions of the podcast as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with Warren Tidwell and Adam Keller! Warren and Adam are labor organizers from Alabama who came to L.A. to do a little direct action at the L.A. Auto Show. We talk about their very serious and important work before going into some good ol' shenanigans. We sample a Country Time Pink Lemonade energy drink and talk about the surprisingly weird history of pink lemonade. Then we talk about some A.I.-powered toys with dark implications and some Thanksgiving horror stories. Hank Williams Jr.'s "Family Tradition" is our JAM OF THE WEEK. Happy Turkey Day, folks! Give us a listen.  Find the Alabama Center for Rural Organization and Systemic Solutions here:  https://www.acrossalabama.org Listen to Adam on The Valley Labor Report here:  https://tvlr.fm  Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for UNCUT video versions of the podcast as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, the Psycho Circus is back in town! For this one Goods from the Woods Boys are so pleased to welcome back combat athlete extraordinaire, Goods from the Woods World Heavyweight Champion, and butt rock aficionado Justin Morales! We kick this one off with an energy drink called "Gym Weed" and some light 'Predator: Badlands' talk. Then, we get into our amazing single elimination tournament of the buttiest of the butt. Who's gonna win when the titans of butt rock collide? We've got Saliva AND Theory of a Deadman. We've got Soulfly AND Buckcherry. We've even got some butt rock-era Sugar Ray. This is an insanely hilarious episode six years in the making and we can't wait for you to hear it. Follow Justin on Instagram @TheJustinMorales  Follow the show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for UNCUT video versions of the podcast as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers is hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with comedian and author Kym Kral! We chat about a recent news story out of Mississippi involving a bunch of escaped monkeys ridden with disease and anger issues. Then, we sample a canned mocktail called "IMPROV!" made by a pretty weird guy out of San Diego. Kym takes us on a tour of her Denver suburban town of Littleton, Colorado and Sam shows up right at the end!  Follow Kym on all forms of social media @KymKral. Check out her podcast "Kral Space" and read her book 'Confessions of a Recovering Party Girl'.  Follow the show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for UNCUT video versions of the podcast as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, ALL of the Goods from the Woods Boys are in the house for the 500th episode of our podcast. First up, Rivers, Sam, and Carter are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios, chuggin' a retro JOLT Cola, and talkin' about Carter's face being all over the 2025 World Series. We answer questions from our beloved listeners and Three Days Grace's "Animal I Have Become" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Then, Rivers hops on the Zoom and catches up with our co-host emeriti, Dr. Pat Reilly and the Sepulveda Cowboy himself, Mr. Goodnight! Thank you to every single one of our listeners! We are so happy to bring the show to you each and every week. Y'all are the best.  Follow the show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, Y'ALL! In this episode, Rivers is hangin' out with comedian and comic book man extraordinaire Kyle Clark! Tonight we're taking a haunted tour through the deep woods, desolate fields, and dark alleys of the intersection of the American South and the Midwest. First, we go to the haunted prairies of the Sunflower State! Kansas has LOTS of haunted pizzerias, a minotaur named "Bullsquatch", multiple headless horsemen, and no shortage of real-life maniacs.  Then, we take a trip across the river to Missouri! The Show Me State features an unpopular cryptid named "Momo", several ghosts of actors who died in their costumes, and penguins from outer space!  AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now!  Follow Kyle Clark on all forms of social media @KyleClarkIsRad and check out his new comic "Huzzah!" on his Substack.  Follow the show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod Most of tonight's stories were sourced from this AMAZING website:  https://www.theshadowlands.net 

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are THRILLED to welcome our ol' pal, comedian and actor Blake Hamilton! We start things off with an "ultra hydration" drink courtesy of the "Call Her Daddy" podcast crew. The drink is called "UNWELL" and it's literally just seawater. We also talk about Unwell's other partner, the always reliably evil Nestlé Corporation. Next, we take a spooky stroll through Blake's hometown of Huntsville, Alabama. We go through the EXTRA CREEPY YouTube comments left on The Police's classic hit "Every Breath You Take." Tune in now! You're in for a great time!  Follow Blake on social media @Blake__Hamilton Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything!  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod 

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are THRILLED to welcome comedian Lisa Chanoux to the show. We kick things off with a discussion about the recent, boring movies from The Rock and Jared Leto. Next, the we try out an energy drink called "DNA," whose CEO also owns a company called "Grinder," but, like, not that one. We take a look at a Silicon Valley mogul's mysterious closed-door lectures on the Antichrist, and Lisa gives us a tour of her hometown, El Paso, Texas. Speaking of Texas, ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man" is our JAM OF THE WEEK. Tune in, folks. You're gonna love it! Follow Lisa Chanoux on all forms of social media @LisaChanoux and go see Chatterbox Comedy Night every Sunday night at The Chatterbox in Covina, California.  Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything!  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod 

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are THRILLED to welcome comedian and writer Carly Garber to the show! The gang kicks things off by trying a unique peach and oolong-flavored Pepsi from China. Then we talk about a contest Pepsi held in the Philippines during the early '90s, which resulted in riots and the deaths of five people. We also dive into the recent story of the "Q-Anon Shaman," infamous for his role in the January 6th insurrection, and his wild new $40 trillion lawsuit against Donald Trump and James Cameron. Rivers shares the very strange tale of the "Mad Gasser of Mattoon, Illinois," and this week's JAM OF THE WEEK is A Flock of Seagulls' 80s classic "I Ran (So Far Away)". Tune in now, folks, it's a good one! Follow Carly on all forms of social media @CarlyJGarber.  Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything!  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod 

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with comedian and film director Ron Placone! We kick this one off by testing out an energy drink supposedly made by a bunch of Arizona bros in their dorm. Then we talk about the company making thousands of boring A.I. podcasts every week. Ron takes us on a tour of his hometown of Pittsburgh, PA, and Luke Bryan's "That's My Kind of Night" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! This one's a real humdinger! Give us a listen, folks.  Follow Ron Placone on all forms of social media @RonPlacone, listen to 1000 Podcast, and watch his movie 'Left At Wall' now on Tubi!  Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything!  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod 

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are THRILLED to be joined once again by everyone's favorite, comedian Anna Valenzuela! We kick this one off by chugging an energy drink made by one of the worst Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Sam talks about his recent controversy on Threads of all places. Then we chat about how WWE will take money from absolutely anybody, including authoritarians and people who sell boxes full of magic. The Beach Boys' "Kokomo" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, everyone. Follow Anna on all forms of social media @AnnaVisFunny and listen to her album 'Murderpuss', out now on Burn This Records.  Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything!  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod 

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys welcome our old pals, Jordan Morris and "Fast Ronald" Vara, back to Disgraceland Studios for an absolutely hilarious episode! We kick this one off with an energy drink called "Dr. Bum" as well as some novelty Oreos. Carter tells us about going to see Oasis at the Rose Bowl in L.A. Then, we talk about a recent dust-up between two of the president's bureaucrats at a fancy D.C. nightclub. We run down our Top 3 urban legends and The Charlie Daniels Band's "Devil Went Down to Georgia" is our JAM OF THE WEEK!  Follow Jordan Morris on Instagram @JordanDavidMorris. Listen to his podcasts 'Jordan Jesse Go!' and 'Free With Ads'. Also, pick up a copy of 'Predator: Black, White, and Blood #4' wherever fine comic books are sold!  Follow "Fast Ronald" Vara on Instagram @ItsFastRonald and watch his special, 'Flex Your Head', on YouTube! Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything!  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod 

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are THRILLED to welcome comedian and musician Chris Crofton and filmmaker Seth Pomeroy back to Disgraceland for a big fun time! Speaking of fun times, we talk about a man who got a little too comfortable at a KoRn concert in New Jersey. We test out a HORRIBLE energy drink from Alani Nu and talk about their HORRIBLE creators. Woody Allen showed up on a recent appearance on Bill Maher's "Club Random" and Seth and Chris have a new movie! Faith No More's "Epic" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Listen now.  Follow Chris Crofton on all forms of social media @TheCroftonShow  Follow Seth Pomeroy on all forms of social media @SethPomeroy  Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything!  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod