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Three fellas and the occasional guest go in on contemporary news, stanger news, and weird tales from around the world. No sacred cows, and way too many jokes await you in every episode. If you learn something along the way, then that's your fault. Enjoy!
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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We're all sleepy and fat with Super Bowl snacks, but we love you so we still BIRTHED this short podcast for you. "Short," and it's over an hour. We talk about: Heinz invents their own version of the Tower of Babel Instacart's list of what weird freaks are buying for their Super Bowl parties You can be ALLERGIC to cold...if you're a woman AI has gone too far...again. Tune in next week for the NEXT TIME it goes too far! Check Out Our Website! ...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. It's the super-sized 200 episode SPECTACULAR! In this GROUNDBREAKING podcast epic, we make jokes about WEINERS. And also talk about this stuff: Guess What PETA is doing some weird s**t again Put giant legos on your feet, stupid! The response to creepy AI porn made by incels 10 times people from the 50's got the future wrong by being WAY TOO HOPEFUL. Even Weirder A never-before-talked-about mushroom that makes you see little freaks! The world...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The Neatcasters are back for episode 199...200 is just around the corner! Jer is suffering withdrawals and Mike is suffering from being Mike. Zack is there to be a gentle, guiding hand. That gaslights. Guess What The moon's first overpriced motel for idiots! A food crime. A sin. An act of heresy against God. Finally, a ketchup INNOVATION. Even Weirder The odds of getting abducted, according to Canadians A family claims they were cursed by a ...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The boys are back in town to discuss what those tech guy FREAKS are bringing to the Consumer Electronic show. Plus other things! Guess What A scented candle that smells like pizza and ranch, for you sickos out there The Consumer Electronic Show Even Weirder Guy definitely not suffering from nicotine withdrawal symptoms claims a ghost stole his cigarettes! Is VR the future...for PRISONS? The future of sex dolls! (budget) The future of sex dol...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. First episode of the year...and it's already a cluster. Hooray 2026! Guess What Words certain people want to BANISH! Oxford Bus Company's Weird Lost & Found of 2025 Real life Italian Job heist? Even Weirder Ozempic size meals 'Asparamancer' foretells the future of 2026...maybe? Columbian Man is a Werewolf. Well, he THINKS he is. Humanoid Robot Games! Brazilian Balloon...I mean, 'Flying Saucer' Beyond The Pale Mike talks about the Melon H...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Ugggh we're hungover we're dying blaaaargh Here's something to tide you over until we get a new episode together: a collection of highlights from this year's 12 Rants of Christmas! Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. New Year Same Us. The Neatcast boys are done with their Christmas rants, and now they're all tucked in and dreaming of the New Year. Let's talk about resolutions! And also this weird crap: The word of the year is extremely fitting! Great news! The worst people you know just got the s**t beat out of them! Just the absolute WORST dudes, getting punched! The worst Christmas gifts according to some ingrates! New UFO sighting! Russians have...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. By the sheer willfulness of the Holiday Spirit and Zack threatening to tear his modem out of the wall if the internet didn't return in time...it's a Christmas Miracle this episode is ready. Leo from Voluntary Input and Profound Simplicity is back along with Kory from The World is My Burrito to again join Zack on their annual tradition of Milk and Cookies, along with some brand new items that I'm sure will be coming to the Neatcast Store. Gue...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Garrett, formerly of Evertrending Story Pod now of NoDak Nerd, stops by on Christmas Day to rant about the worst people you can possibly find on the Naughty List: Gamers. Then, Mike puts you to sleep after Christmas Dinner with a bedtime story. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatc...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack land an INCREDIBLE special guest: it's JEREMY, from the Neatcast podcast! What does this celebrity have to say?? And why will you potentially be crying by the end (you think I jest)??? Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. In part TWO of a super-sized rant with Against All Oddities, Time has a politically charged rant about...microwaves. Well, one microwave in particular. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. In part ONE of a super-sized rant with Against All Oddities, Chris attempts to start a rant defending Mike's taste in mayonnaise...before realizing he's in over his head. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. DT from Space Castle show has travelled the long, treacherous path from Youtube to your favorite podcasting app to discuss why holiday's just aren't celebrated the same way in entertainment anymore. CLEARLY HE'S NEVER SEEN THOSE STRAIGHT TO STREAMING SANTA CLAUS SEQUELS, WHAT A MAROON. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Zack and Mike team up for a very INTIMATE rant about why your lazy ass should have a REAL Christmas tree, how fast food is too expensive, and why listeners in general are ANNOYING. JK WE LOVE YOU. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcas...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Brian from My Weekly Mixtape is here with OUR MOST INFORMATIVE RANT EVER?? Brian shares some very smart reasons why streaming sucks for artists, and then we all agree we're living in the end times. MERRY CHRISTMAS! Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! ...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Leo has returned with multiple rants about vehicles and people's inability to safely operate them. But Mike also brings up the Trans-Siberian Orchestra and causes Leo to continue one of his former rants. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. WELCOME TO STOCK TALK. Matt and Eric from You Didn't Ask For This join Zack, Mike, and a CONSPICUOUSLY absent Jeremy, to discuss stocking traditions and the retail store tendency to be OUT with Christmas by December 26th. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Bobby and Rick from Effin' Cultured join us for our most offensive rant yet! Rick is mostly feeling too holly and jolly to complain, while Bobby is upset he isn't being treated like grocery store royalty. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us ...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Kory from The World is My Burrito is here because...of course he is. This years rant hits close to home for him, because HE is the very thing he rants about. The scourge know as "Bicyclists." Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jay & Kay from F**k My Work Life join the boys to rant about the thing that's on EVERYONE'S mind this holiday season: SLUM LORDS. What do you mean you WEREN'T thinking about slum lords? YOU'RE the one who's weird, not me, LOSER. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagra...
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