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Author: Jeremy, Zack, Mike
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Three fellas and the occasional guest go in on contemporary news, stanger news, and weird tales from around the world. No sacred cows, and way too many jokes await you in every episode. If you learn something along the way, then that's your fault. Enjoy!
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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Ugggh we're hungover we're dying blaaaargh Here's something to tide you over until we get a new episode together: a collection of highlights from this year's 12 Rants of Christmas! Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. New Year Same Us. The Neatcast boys are done with their Christmas rants, and now they're all tucked in and dreaming of the New Year. Let's talk about resolutions! And also this weird crap: The word of the year is extremely fitting! Great news! The worst people you know just got the s**t beat out of them! Just the absolute WORST dudes, getting punched! The worst Christmas gifts according to some ingrates! New UFO sighting! Russians have...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. By the sheer willfulness of the Holiday Spirit and Zack threatening to tear his modem out of the wall if the internet didn't return in time...it's a Christmas Miracle this episode is ready. Leo from Voluntary Input and Profound Simplicity is back along with Kory from The World is My Burrito to again join Zack on their annual tradition of Milk and Cookies, along with some brand new items that I'm sure will be coming to the Neatcast Store. Gue...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Garrett, formerly of Evertrending Story Pod now of NoDak Nerd, stops by on Christmas Day to rant about the worst people you can possibly find on the Naughty List: Gamers. Then, Mike puts you to sleep after Christmas Dinner with a bedtime story. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatc...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack land an INCREDIBLE special guest: it's JEREMY, from the Neatcast podcast! What does this celebrity have to say?? And why will you potentially be crying by the end (you think I jest)??? Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. In part TWO of a super-sized rant with Against All Oddities, Time has a politically charged rant about...microwaves. Well, one microwave in particular. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. In part ONE of a super-sized rant with Against All Oddities, Chris attempts to start a rant defending Mike's taste in mayonnaise...before realizing he's in over his head. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. DT from Space Castle show has travelled the long, treacherous path from Youtube to your favorite podcasting app to discuss why holiday's just aren't celebrated the same way in entertainment anymore. CLEARLY HE'S NEVER SEEN THOSE STRAIGHT TO STREAMING SANTA CLAUS SEQUELS, WHAT A MAROON. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Zack and Mike team up for a very INTIMATE rant about why your lazy ass should have a REAL Christmas tree, how fast food is too expensive, and why listeners in general are ANNOYING. JK WE LOVE YOU. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcas...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Brian from My Weekly Mixtape is here with OUR MOST INFORMATIVE RANT EVER?? Brian shares some very smart reasons why streaming sucks for artists, and then we all agree we're living in the end times. MERRY CHRISTMAS! Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! ...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Leo has returned with multiple rants about vehicles and people's inability to safely operate them. But Mike also brings up the Trans-Siberian Orchestra and causes Leo to continue one of his former rants. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. WELCOME TO STOCK TALK. Matt and Eric from You Didn't Ask For This join Zack, Mike, and a CONSPICUOUSLY absent Jeremy, to discuss stocking traditions and the retail store tendency to be OUT with Christmas by December 26th. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Bobby and Rick from Effin' Cultured join us for our most offensive rant yet! Rick is mostly feeling too holly and jolly to complain, while Bobby is upset he isn't being treated like grocery store royalty. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us ...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Kory from The World is My Burrito is here because...of course he is. This years rant hits close to home for him, because HE is the very thing he rants about. The scourge know as "Bicyclists." Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jay & Kay from F**k My Work Life join the boys to rant about the thing that's on EVERYONE'S mind this holiday season: SLUM LORDS. What do you mean you WEREN'T thinking about slum lords? YOU'RE the one who's weird, not me, LOSER. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagra...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHER CLUCKERS. It's the Neatcast's final SUPER-SIZED Thanksgiving episode before Christmas rants start! On today's clucking episode, we talk about: Guess What AI companies are tricking our oldest, most out of touch actors! ....But NOT Morgan Freeman! A list of your favorite Thanksgiving movies! Yes, there's more than 0! Even Weirder We live in Hell. We skipped the sixth sens...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We're closing in on our Christmas rants, but until then, the Turkey Month run of full episodes continues WITH: Guess What Country Music's number one song on digital is completely made from AI! BECAUSE WE LIVE IN HELL! Your Goopy Gift Guide J-Law and Emma Stone teaming up with their biggest co-star yet! Pray for the ones who have to cast Jessica Rabbit in this new movie DRAMA ON THE RED CARP...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The boys are back again with a HOT FULL EPISODE, where we talk about... Guess What Guy accidentally gets all his co-worker's pay...is not very honest about it! Can't put down your phone? PUMP THOSE MUSCLES INSTEAD. Oreo's is committing war crimes again. Even Weirder Kangaroo flexes on all of us What do YOU believe in?? Yet another UFO sighting A Pocong attacks! Beyond The Pale It's all abou...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. It's a FULL LENGTH episode with EVERY SEGMENT and ALL THREE HOSTS, for the first time in 1,000 years! Guess What Kourtney Kardashian is slinging hoo-ha Lollipops! Get your Chic-Fil-A sandwich less fresh than ever! Iowa's Husband Calling Contest (turn that audio UP) Even Weirder A strange light in the sky Would you buy a Haunted House? 10 Signs Your Home May Be Haunted What are your od...
Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Back with out Annual Halloween Special where we all go Beyond the Pale Jer's Spook Stories about people for other dimensions or possibly...time? Zack's Spook A Compendium of Creatures Too Sad to Be Scary. Mike's Spook We learn all about the Waverly Hills Sanatorium and a spook resident known as The Creeper.

















