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Haus Tour is a new podcast hosted by John and Dakota where we dive into whatever’s on our minds, from drag and pop culture to real estate and everyday life. Some weeks it’s just the two of us, and other times we bring on guests we’re genuinely curious about. Our goal is to give our guests a space to share their story, their work, and what makes them unique in a fun, relaxed setting. It’s less of a formal interview and more like sitting down for a great chat with friends.


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This week on Haus Tour, Dakota and John are looking back at the absolute fever dream that was 2025. From Chappell Roan’s legendary Grammy run to the "did that really happen?" moment of Katy Perry in space, we’re recapping the biggest pop culture moments that altered our brain chemistry. We’re discussing our favorite queer icons of the year, the local Guelph vibes, and of course, Smashing and Passing the trends that need to stay in 2025. Grab a drink and join us for the ultimate year-in-review!
This week on Haus Tour, Dakota and John are drawing lines in the sand! We’re playing a massive game of "This or That" covering everything from Guelph real estate dreams to lifestyle dealbreakers. We’re making the tough calls on what’s iconic and what’s just... not. Grab a drink, play along, and let us know, are you Team Dakota or Team John on these local hot takes?
This week, John and Dakota are back to discuss all things V-Day. We’re "Tooting and Booting" the weirdest date ideas we found online and giving you the inside scoop on how we’re spending our February 14th. Whether you’re boo'd up or flying solo, grab a drink and join the Haus for some holiday realness.
This week on Haus Tour, John and Dakota are putting the internet to the test! We’re reacting to a list of the "Top 15 Exciting Things to Do in Guelph" and giving our unfiltered opinions on what’s actually worth the hype. From tourist traps to the hidden gems we think deserve a spot, it’s a chat full of local love, a little bit of shade, and our own personal "Haus-approved" essentials. Article: https://www.tripadvisor.ca/Attractions-g154989-Activities-oa0-Guelph_Ontario.html
This week on Haus Tour, it’s just John and Dakota talking all things Guelph’s Next Drag Superstar! We’re reminiscing on the highs, lows, and sparkliest moments of Season 1, and giving you the inside scoop on what to expect for Season 2. Full of laughs, local talent love, and a little bit of drama, basically everything that makes this show so fun.
We hung out with Abigail and Cam from the Guelph Humane Society this week and got the inside scoop on what they do and why GHS is such a big deal in our community. John & Dakota also learned some wild animal facts—like what a quail really is and that porcupines can get drunk off fermented apples (yep, seriously). Want to learn more or support the amazing work they do? Check out guelphhumane.ca!
Get ready for some festive fun on this special Christmas episode of Haus Tour! We’re joined by the fabulous Ultra Violet (@itsultraviolett) as we dive into holiday cheer, drag, and all things Guelph. From holiday traditions to her own sparkling take on the season, Ultra Violet brings laughter, stories, and plenty of sparkle to our Christmas kiki. Tune in for a merry mix of local culture, drag insights, and holiday vibes you won’t want to miss!
This week on Haus Tour, we’re having A Proper Drag Race Kiki with local Guelph legend Ultra Violet! We dive into the first four episodes of Canada’s Drag Race, dish on our favourite queens, and get the inside scoop on the Guelph drag scene. Expect laughs, hot takes, and maybe a few surprises along the way. Follow Ultra Violet on Instagram @itsultraviolett and check out her amazing work in the local drag community.
Lease, Laugh, Love!

Lease, Laugh, Love!

2025-12-0127:01

In this episode of Haus Tour, John and I chat about the Guelph rental market — what’s going on, what’s hard to find, and some of the trends we're seeing. Dakota also give a quick update on the basement reno (because yes, it’s still a work in progress), and we swap some of the funniest and most chaotic rental horror stories we’ve come across. If you’ve ever rented in Guelph, are thinking about it, or just like real estate chaos stories, this one’s for you.
This week, we’re stepping off the field and into the studio with Alex from Queer League Guelph, the brand-new sports league creating space for queer folks to show up, play hard, and finally feel at home on and off the field. We dive into everything: what inspired Alex to bring a queer-inclusive league to Guelph, why sports and sexuality intersect more than people realize, how community changes when everyone feels welcome, and what players can expect when they join. It’s real, it’s fun, and it...
In this episode of Haus Tour, we sit down with one of Guelph’s rising country stars, Chase Heaslip. We dive into Chase’s journey from small-town beginnings to building his music career, his songwriting process, and what it’s really like creating art in Guelph. Chase shares how he got started, what inspires his music, the highs and lows of chasing a dream, and he even performs one of his original songs live on the podcast. Whether you love country music, creative stories, or supporting local t...
This week we got to chat with Anne Tique Doll — Guelph’s resident icon, chaos coordinator, and queen of making an entrance. We asked her all the important questions: how she became the Anne Tique Doll, what inspires her, and what really goes on in the Guelph drag scene. She spilled, she served, and honestly… we were living. You’re gonna want to hear this one.
This week, we’re handing the mic to the one and only John! He’s diving into how he found himself in Guelph’s drag and LGBTQ+ scene, why community is basically his love language, and how he brings the perfect mix of chaos and charm to Haus Tour. Expect laughs, real talk, and at least one story he definitely didn’t plan on sharing. It’s Haus Tour… what else did you expect?
This week, we’re turning the mic on one of our own — Dakota! He’s sharing how he stumbled (gracefully, of course) into real estate, what keeps him hooked on Guelph’s local scene, and why helping people find home is more than just a job. Expect laughs, a few side tangents, and maybe even some mild oversharing. It’s Haus Tour — you know the drill.
Welcome to Haus Tour!

Welcome to Haus Tour!

2025-10-1906:32

John and Dakota kick off Haus Tour with a fun, relaxed chat about who we are, what we’re curious about, and what you can expect from the podcast—drag, pop culture, real estate, and everyday life, all through our lens.
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