Our POoRCHoices the Podcast

This week Corporal, Fatty, and Banky talk about "the clap" and a drug ad that Corporal saw with some insane side effects before getting into Fatty going to see National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation in theaters and a Mandela Effect of deleted scenes.  They also talk about tipping people like your trash pick up drivers and helpers or your mail delivery person and going to a massage parlor.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the whole gang gets together to talk about more poorchoices which they just seem to keep making over 250 episodes including teaching Prince Sarcastro the power of cologne and the rizz enhancement and responsibility that comes with using it.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week on the show the gang discusses the return fad of the Kool-Aid Man challenge in which people plow through fences like the favorite soft drink mascot which leads to them discussing their favorite Kool-Aid flavors growing up and then to looking for Kool-Aid Man costumes to start wearing to DragonCon.  After that discussion they move on to what they drink as adults instead which is various mixers and spirits. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week Commando, Sarcastro and Banky join up to talk about buying silver, going to local races back in the day, drive-in theaters and the potential revival of a staple 24 hour diner from their youth and drone warfare.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang gathers up to talk about targeted content on social media and a new idea for a product to counteract one of the products that is frequently showing up on Sarcastro's feed in recent weeks.  They also tackle Fatty's adventure in going to Spirit Christmas which has just about exactly the merchandise they all expected it to have but without the absurdly named costumes.  This leads them to the idea of expanding the store to run all year with other holidays such as Presidents Day, Arbor Day and all the summer holidays which would just be horror themed Americana products.  Sarcastro takes Queen Sarcastro out for her birthday where she doesn't heed the advice of their server about not drinking the house wine and spending literraly a couple dollars more for a "better" red wine.  That triggered a memory of the days when the fellas used to drink Manischewitz wines and that prompts a suggestion by Sarcastro of having a Manischewitz wine bar at their upcoming annual Guys Weekend trip. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the fellas gather to discuss using CB radios and custom license plates for Ham radio operators before moving on to the things they didn't expect to have to buy on Black Friday which for Fatty turned into a "what next?" situation for things going wrong.   Sarcastro does a little self care for his feet which was actually a good choice that may lead to the entire POoRCHoices crew to get pedicures over guys weekend. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang talks about Fatty's recent experience with trying to sell things on Facebook's Marketplace where he gets inquiries for low cost items from apparent scammers.  They discuss what type of Tribute Bands they would each be in if they could have their choice (and for some of them, the talent) to be a part of.  They also discuss Corporal's poor choice to go see the new Running Man film in 4DX and was left feeling unsatisfied.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the fellas get together to talk about a recent body found in a barrel near where they grew up which brings them back to a memory of an instance of something similar that happened when they were in high school and was really close to home to Corporal.   They also come up with a remake of Brewster's Millions featuring Banky taking on the lead role and then move into talking about modern video games and what's good and what's great.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang gets together to discuss a mandatory training seminar Fatty had to attend regarding training on how to identify drug users which seemed questionable to the rest of the group and leads to an idea of having the whole show attend the next national convention for the company that ran the training to get a closer look inside and possibly offer their services to the company.  In the list of poor choices Sarcastro notes that he had to ban Queen Sarcastro from cooking bacon and Fatty breaks his rule of no cooking fish in the house. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the fellas get together to talk about Fatty sleep talking about smelly cheese, Commando wishing he learned to tie more knots and the fact that Sarcastro and Commando will no longer open instagram links from Fatty in fear of corrupting their algorithms.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the fellas gather around to talk about what Banky's been watching and what he should watch with his additional free time.  Commando talks about Christmas gift ideas for the kids which may end up being presents for himself.   Fatty wants to introduce his kids to the John Candy library of films after watching the documentary of his life.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week Fatty shares a pain he has had for the last 24 hours that leaves the theme of the show to be "you're probably dehydrated".  He also shares a crazy dream he had which was quite an adventure. Commando makes the poor choice of waiting too long to get a new Christmas tree even though it's still October the reasonable sized ones are already sold out.    Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang talks about whatever the heck six seven is or isn't.  Corporal talks about his new favorite type of sweatpants that he says aren't really sweatpants which leads to a quick discussion on cargo shorts and who still wears them and why.  A building Fatty works in gets a new guest that arrived via minivan.   Banky has a week where what could go wrong in his house does with his water pump tank and washing machine.   Corporal makes an upgrade to a recent purchase that forces him to have to make another purchase meaning a poor choice in needing to spend more money.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang gets together to discuss a new pickle related business venture for Banky at their local dirt mall where a booth just opened up.  Fatty shares his opinions on the flavor of Malort and tries to convince the rest of the group they'll drink it at the next Guys Weekend.  They also dicuss joining forces with a boova shankel (think of giant pierogi) eatery in said dirt mall to come up with some boova themed shirts.   Commando informs the gang about a new streaming option for gaming and gives them more information than they expected.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the fellas take some time to talk about Corporal's flu shot taking him out of service for the show this week.  They also talk about those roadway delights, traffic circles and jug handles as well as Commando's plan to print chicken wings and they discuss if they should be printed boneless or bone-in.  Fatty's algorithm continues to push him to groups on social media full of interesting characters.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the whole gang gets together to talk about what the measure of a two finger pour is for a normal sized hand compared to Fatty's; Banky missing out on a Sparks concert; Sarcastro going to see Nine Inch Nails; pumpkin spiced flavored season kicking off; and Commando's "new" couch. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang discusses bringing back the 80's and 90's sneaker fashinon of British Knights and KangoROOS but in a two teir market for high end and general consumers.  They also talk about the quality of chain restaurants and when you might think they are part of the fine dining experience and getting dogs groomed (unrealted events) before eventually coming around to talking about what they would have done if they had won the over one billion dollar lottery jackpot.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang discusses the number of drinks you can have in a night and still be functional the next day.  As he starts the new year at work, Fatty shares his opinion on which bodily fluid is the easiest to clean up and also finds out in an awkward moment that someone stole the grow lights for one of his classes making a portion of his lesson plans for the year go up in a puff of smoke.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the fellas discuss things they didn't know until recenlty but maybe should have based on reactions from others in the group and in their lives. They also talk about their experiences in the early days of the internet getting caught using adult sites and meeting people online.     Fatty returns to work to find some fine craftsmanship done in one of the rooms he works in.  He also has to solve the mystery of who damaged his new candle before he could even use it (yes, his new candle). Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the whole gang is back together for the first time in months to discuss fine dining and deals from places like Olive Garden and Chili's.  Learning the hard way that they're all breaking down (body-wise) as Corporal talks about how he ended up with a hernia that needed to be repaired immediately.  Fatty gets a shoulder injury from playing video games just days before he received a load of firewood to the cabin that needed to be stacked.  Sarcastro is still nursing a broken toe but muscles through playing volleyball.  Banky overextends a muscle in his ribs by just existing and then learns everything makes it hurt.  Commando pops a muscle in his forearm while handling some landscaping duties. Commando also buys an e-bike while on vacation and becomes the envy of the group. In the realm of poor choices, Fatty gets a reminder of the golden rule when it comes to spending money on a boat, leave well enough alone.  They also reminisce about the rear facing seats in the cars they grew up riding in. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)