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LAUGH YOUR WAY TO HELL!
Satan Is My Superhero is a fast-paced, satirical comedy podcast that drags religion, conspiracy theories, and cultural myths straight to Hell.
Join sarcastic Aussie/Kiwi hosts Judas and Lexi, two atheists with punk rock souls, as they serve up a blasphemous mix of sharp biblical breakdowns, myth-busting satire, original music, and tightly written sketch comedy.
Each episode is a deep dive into the absurdities of satanic panic, prosperity gospel grifters, biblical lore, occult history, and supernatural nonsense. Expect biting televangelist parodies, studio-recorded comedy sketches, and a killer soundtrack from comedy punk band The Genuine Hoots of Joy.
This isn't your average comedy podcast. It's for the misfits, the weirdos, the godless, and the damned—made for ex-believers, skeptics, and lore nerds who’d rather dance with demons than pray for forgiveness.
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If your church has a battle plan, colour coded demon maps, and something called a “prayer army”… you’re not dealing with metaphor anymore. We track Spiritual Warfare into the modern era — where “principalities and powers” become the New Apostolic Reformation, Dominionism, Christian Nationalism, and strategic-level spiritual warfare inside the charismatic and evangelical movements. What started as an internal struggle with sin now fuels prayer armies, spiritual mapping, Christian Surveillance,...
If your god is all-powerful, why does he need backup? Somewhere between “not against flesh and blood” and organized christian exorcism, the idea of spiritual warfare turned a metaphor about personal temptation turned into a full-blown cosmic battle plan — complete with the Armor of God from Ephesians 6! In this episode we trace how our old mate Paul’s language about “principalities and powers” evolved into demon panic, virtue cosplay, holy war rhetoric, and modern evangelical spiritual warfar...
Andrew Tate thinks Satanists secretly run the world, worship karma, control pop culture, and advertise their crimes in plain sight — which is a bold claim from the king of toxic masculinity given he’s wrong about Satanism, morality, science, himself, and literally everything else. Join us as we break down Emory Andrew Tate III’s loud, confident, and wildly incorrect takes on Satanism, atheism, Islam, morality, masculinity, and “evil,” and examine why Satanic Panic remains such a reliable copi...
In this episode we replay our biggest mistakes, the worst sketches from 2024. When we say worst. Of course we don’t really mean they’re the worst. Except for maybe, the first one. It’s the Rev Stef doing Slayer doing The Phantom of the Opera… ...so yeah. But there’s fun stuff like Jezebel, she’s pretty promiscuous (allegedly). And Lord Byron he’s very promiscuous (definitely). There’s demonic Vocaloids, Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel! The Wanky Pranks guy is back. Th...
In this episode we compile chapters 4, 5 and 6 of the Book of Revelation into one easy volume. Have you ever wondered what happens when ancient religious texts and hallucinogenic experiences collide? Our latest deep dive into the Book of Revelation might just convince you that John of Patmos was experiencing something far more chemical than divine. Taking you straight through heaven's door in Chapter 4, we explore John's fantastical descriptions of beings that shine like precious stone...
Send a text Support the show Welcome, Sinners! We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs. Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.
Every December, a loud minority swear they’re being hunted by carollers, coffee cups, and secular toddlers armed with “Happy Holidays.” So is the War on Christmas real, or just a profitable bit of political theatre? We drag the opportunistic pundits, the purity-culture merchants, and the mall Santas who think they’re frontline soldiers—because this “war” has everything except reality. We’re taking a skeptical look at: The Meltdown: How “Happy Holidays” became a slur.The Merch: Purity-culture ...
Turns out you don’t need a seminary degree, holy water, or even basic mental health literacy to perform an exorcism — you just need confidence, cash flow, and a total disregard for the DSM-5. While Catholic exorcisms lean theatrical and ritualistic, the Protestant version goes full freelancer energy: zero oversight, no training, and absolutely no refunds. This is the Etsy marketplace of demon removal, and the vibes are… exactly what you think. In the finale of our Exorcist trilogy, we unpack ...
Some call it “spiritual warfare.” We call it centuries of trauma reenactments performed by bad cosplayers with holy water. The catholic church has been staging exorcisms since 1614 — turning mental illness, grief, and hysteria into holy horror shows for the masses. In this episode, we dig into the church’s obsession with exorcism, from Emma Schmidt and Roland Doe to Clara Germana Cele — the so-called “true stories” that inspired The Exorcist. We unravel how priests, nuns, and the Vatica...
Remember when priests became celebrities, horror became religion, and America decided to collectively believe Satan was real? Yeah—that was The Exorcist’s fault. Join us as we dig into the 1940s “possession” hoax that inspired the film, the novelist who sold it as truth, and the church that cashed in on the chaos. This is how one movie turned fear into faith—and jump-started fifty years of Satanic Panic! Got blasphemous thoughts, hot takes, or questions we should ruin with research? Em...
Back before the Misfits shirt was a cult wardrobe staple, and long before Metallica covered them, the Misfits were a scrappy New Jersey punk gang chasing horror-movie dreams— led by a frontman who thought he was Elvis possessed by Satan. In this episode of Satan Is My Superhero, we dive into the Danzig era (1977–83)—the fights, the graves, the sticky-floored clubs, and the sound that rewired punk into something darker and bloodier. Want more Danzig chaos? Check out Episode 74: Danzig &n...
The Four Horsemen aren’t just pestilence, war, famine, and death—they’re everyone’s head-canon. ~ New look, same blasphemy—check out our shiny new logo while you listen~ In this episode of Satan Is My Superhero, we saddle up with John of Patmos and gallop through the wildest alternative theories ever shovelled onto Revelation 6. Greek gods? Roman Empire? Catholicism? Communism? Disney princesses??? Grab your caffeinated Jesus Juice and ride with us—because apparently anything can be the...
The Four Horsemen have arrived — and one of them might be riding a green My Little Pony named Minty. Join us as we plunge headfirst into the book of revelation 6, where John of Patmos takes a break from persecution to write the wildest fanfiction in biblical history. Expect plague balls, Elon Musk jokes, martyrs begging God for blood vengeance, and the rich elites hiding in caves — some things never change. This episode features: Horsemen hot takes: conquest, war, famine, death (and plague ba...
This week we drag the Jezebel stereotype and crazy christian conspiracies through the fiery pits of satire! From Rihanna to Katy Perry, pop divas apparently summon demons with every sequined costume, and the Super Bowl halftime show is “ground zero” for sexist Satanic panic. We fact-check the hysteria, expose the blatant misogyny behind “Satanic” accusations, and celebrate the real power of women in music. This episode blends satire, fact-checks, and pop culture chaos into one glorious 20-min...
Why are Beyoncé and Jay Z accused of everything from 33rd degree Freemasonry to spirit possession by “Sasha Fierce”? Join us as we hilariously dissect the christian right’s most outlandish conspiracy theories, from backmasking to secret satanic messages in hip hop. Featuring comedy sketches, sharp satire, and plenty of shade, this episode is a knockout for anyone tired of celebrity scapegoating. Timestamps: 00:00 – Intro & Destiny’s Child Origins 03:42 ...
Hi, it’s Teeteaze. Judas and Lexi have disappeared under mysterious circumstances, so I’m taking over this week’s podcast to bring you my personally curated, totally unauthorised “Best of Patreon 2025.” You're welcome. Inside this episode: Angela Merkel performs satanic rituals at the Pergamon Altar, apparentlyRight-wing cookbook Attila Hildmann does life coaching for sociopathsEvangelical sex-pest-adjacent ex-chaplain Gordon Klingenschmitt (aka Klingonshit) tells us how Navy Jesus hate...
What do Satan, a horny goat god, and lettuce soaked in semen have in common? They were all part of the ancient blueprint for the devil we know today. In this minisode, we finish our whirlwind tour of the Ancient Near East and Mediterranean gods who got retrofitted into Christianity’s ultimate villain. From Hades and Pan to Set and Apep, we explore how early Christians demonized other people's gods, turning fertility symbols into hellish nightmares and chaotic uncles into eternal enemies. Alo...
Who invented Satan? If you said "the Bible," think again nerds! In this Origin Story Vol. 1 minisode, we go ancient, like really ancient and introduce you to Zoroaster, a Persian prophet who may have accidentally drawn up Satan’s first résumé. Before YHWH got possessive and the Christians started branding anyone with hobbies as a witch, Zoroaster was preaching about ONE god ‘Ahura Mazda’ and his cosmic nemesis, ‘Angra Mainyu’. This dualistic theology gave us some suspiciously familiar tropes...
In this Origins minisode of Satan Is My Superhero, we plunge Ba’als deep (yeah, we went there) into the ancient world of horned gods, storm gods, and seven headed sea monsters that helped shape the modern image of Satan. Meet Ba’al Hadid the OG bringer of storms, plus other Ba’als who were demonized by the Bible’s propaganda machine. We’ll expose how gods like Attar (aka Venus, the Morning Star) and Lotan (the Leviathan’s cousin) got turned from local heroes into poster boys for Satanic evil....
What are the Seven Seals in the Book of Revelation, and why does every end times movie obsess over them? In this episode, we tear into Revelation Chapter 5—where YHWH clutches an unreadable book, a slain lamb shows up with seven horns and seven eyes, and a countless horde of angels simps hard for the apocalypse. Also featuring: thoughts and prayers (now available in jar form), David Koresh laying down the rules, and Jesus—just a lonely guy looking for love. Expect savage biblical satir...
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