The Desperate Housewives Rewatch

And that's a wrap which means it's time for another bonus episode! Hear about Jonny's journey through the theories, our thoughts on each of the many storylines, best Ian quotes (with honourable mentions) - and more! All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

We are at the finale of S3 and we have all of our housewives back together! **Trigger warning in the episode of reference to self harm** Both our brides find out their true loves, Lynette faces a lot of home truths and Bree has a new secret to hide on the lane. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

Mike and Susan are FINALLY together!! Woooo! Less celebration can be said for Lynette and Tom though as they deal with the fallout of Rick. And Gaby continues to observe her doubts with Victor as we move towards the big day. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

Susan follows Mike on his hike - classic. Gaby learns a new side of Victor post the Mayoral Election and Lynette’s world comes quickly crashing down after a security footage tape. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

Susan has a big decision to make between Ian or Mike... Gaby makes some discoveries regarding Edie and Carlos, and Lynette continues down a messy path with Rick. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

"God, That's Good" was not something Ian said after a dinner party with Mike and Susan. Gaby and Victor's rendezvous in an elevator causes them issues, and Lynette is being pushed further away by Tom (and closer to Rick). Meanwhile, the blackout is quite a stress for Karen! All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

Happy New Year to all of our listeners around the world!! Gaby internally battles over her growing feelings for Victor, Lynette is pushed to breakdown by a childish Tom and Ian's jealousy over Mike hits a crescendo for Susan. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

Still no Bree this episode :( but we do get Gaby continuing her dates with Victor and realising his potential, Susan meeting Ian's parents and Lynette battle with Tom over who is the real boss in their lives. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

This episode we have a surprise narrator!! It's very Ian vs Mike this episode in the fight for Susan, Tom tries to surprise Lynette for their anniversary, Austin gets an unfortunate surprise, and sadly so does Orson...all he wanted to do was go on his honeymoon! All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

This was pretty much Orson's episode - we get a big wrap up on everything that has happened this season! Then Ian finds out what Mike left at the hospital, speeding up his plans for Susan. Andrew strives to protect Bree. Gaby can't shake off Zach. And Lynette and Tom open the pizza parlour (finally). All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

"I remember that" said Mike before he runs off with his new information...Gaby continues to explore her weird new friendship with Zach, Lynette/Tom are getting ready to open the pizza parlour, Susan/Ian attend Jane's funeral and Bree's world literally crashes down after Orson's reveal. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

The Zach and Gaby saga continues (to our delight)! Bree struggles through Alma's continued obsession with Orson, Susan has to pick between Ian & Mike, and Lynette has some questionable decisions in her career, whilst Tom lives his dream. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

WE’RE BACK!! Miss us? 🍎✨ Bree digs deeper on Alma’s ulterior motives, Gaby finally finds out her mystery suitor (it’s a good one!), Susan is freaked out by Julie discovering sex and Lynette tries to secretly help Tom get ready for his pizza parlour opening. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

Bree and Susan battle over which man is innocent, Lynette works through new motherhood challenges with Kayla and Gaby struggles through the kinks of her new single life and dating. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

Gaby finds new ways to scheme to get what she wants, Bree and Susan argue over who could have killed Monique Pollier and Lynette is torn over how she feels about the Art situation that seemingly is growing out of control. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

Ian finally invites Susan to his big-ass mansion! Bree uncovers more of Orson's past, Lynette unravels after her discovery last week and Gaby leans into her softer side in a new side gig. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

Susan is exasperated with Julie's new relationship interest, Bree meddles in Orson's past, Gaby gets a hard reality revisiting New York and Lynette discovers something none of us want to ever discover. *Trigger warning - child abuse is mentioned during this episode* All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

The one we've all been waiting for.......BANG!!! Susan struggles with Julie becoming a teenager, Lynette is aggravated by Nora's decision making, Gaby's fights with Carlos have become astronomical and all of this leads to our first disaster episode at the grocery store. Meanwhile - Bree holds a stellar watch party, not knowing her regretful part in it all. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

Susan starts to question her decision to dump Ian, Tom pushes Lynette to extremes with his pizza dream, Gaby and Carlos continue to play dirty and Bree learns some extreme secrets about Orson. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.

Susan is desperately trying to get Mike to remember their relationship, Lynette struggles when Tom reveals his new dream, Bree deals with her daughter now bringing the drama and Gaby stoops to new levels of low in her aims of hurting Carlos. All opinions are our own, and we are not in any way affiliated with ABC or the Desperate Housewives TV Series.