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Send us a text Yes as a treat for Bazookaaah fans we've got an Epstein special where everyone gets a small part. Mandelson is featured heavily of course but our little wanker PM (sorry that's a bit editorial) gets the Bazookaaah treatment. Of course you can't mention the 'paedophile financer without mentioning our old friend Trump, no reason really but he just mentions him a lot despite having nothing to do with him according to...him Yes Nigel did a press conference and he got in on it and o...

Send us a text Bazookaaah, or the anti coercion instrument as it's now called celebrates President Macron and all his French belligerence so well done Macky. Mind you Andrew Gwynne and his 'ill health' gets bazookered as well as his WhatsApp group, Andy Burnham gets a bit of a grilling as well, obviously this is big news at the moment with his spat with his old nemesis Starmer, or are they really mates? Anyway in other news Nigel welcomed Suella Braverman into the Reform madhouse but hurry up...

Send us a text Number 52 and we're still talking Greenland but we start with North Sea storms, the sea that the UK is sitting on according to Trump who also seems to think that he was buying Iceland this week the daft cunt. Anyway JK Rowling and Sharon Davies get a mild bazookering but then we're back to Davos, Trump, a bit of Nigel then Macron, Starmer and various other no marks that are congregating in the non-descript Swiss town that no doubt Charlie Chaplin and Sean Connery stopped to go ...

Send us a text X, yes that's right X. XXX, wouldn't it be good if it all ended tomorrow. I personally think it will but each to their own. Anyway X and Grok get a bazookering and the whole bikini clad harmless fun which its all supposed to be gets hit but it's a free country isn't it. Anyway there's a 'Mike Yarwood' ie not great impersonating cabinet meeting from myself. I was quite proud of my Wes Streeting. Big defection news this week which has dominated the Westminster news, Nadhim Zahawi...

Send us a text Yes we're at 50 and to celebrate the milestone we're doing a war special!! Venezuela, Ukraine, Greenland, this from a bloke who's stopped 8 wars allegedly. There's also a culture war to end with and of course the ICE war in Minnesota. Vancey, Trumpy, Leavitt-ey they all get the Bazookaaah treatment, as do closer to home war fans messrs Robinson, Farage and of course our own lickspittle leader Starmer the Trump bullshit farmer. Get stuck in and tell your friends about Bazookaaah...

Send us a text Happy New Year to you all. It's a bank holiday in Scotland but the rest of the UK is back at work and 2026 is well underway. We're now welcoming people who do Britain down (we never used to do that, this is brand new), Mr El-Fattah is here with his hyphen with Fattah Farce and the Esablishment Errors, a band my cousin saw in The Screen On The Green in Islington in 1976. Apparently he's a villain because, get this 'he once liked something on Facebook' he never did?!!! Also HS2 g...

Send us a text You say Intifada I say Ifitada, Jess Philipps gets it wrong and says sorry and laughs, not good enough pet. Shes doesn't need Bazookering she does it herself. Of course we touch on the E word, it can't be avoided even in the holiday season and of course we had to mention certain people going out to Dubai to champion misfits boxing. As well as that a feller called Chris wants to become a Reform mayor and had some odd views on bacon?!! Get stuck in it's a great Christmas episode....

Send us a text Yes we're close to 50 and we're close to Christmas and we've given a few debutants the Bazookaaah treatment. Carole Malone gets a rant at the end of the pod. Before that the usual suspects are covered as well as a modern day 'Rock Island Line' for immigrants and a surprise Bazookering for the former owner of Chelsea FC who now lives back in Russia. Yes the oil prices, the Ukrainian 'fund' and of course Yvette 'have you seen the state of Trump's hair' Cooper, her and her load of...

Send us a text Not quite a Christmas special but a lot of Winter Festival references because I refuse to say the word Christmas because I hate this country. Anyway a lovely job on Isabel Oakshott and Kevin O Sullivan as they discuss how Christmas has been ruined by the wokes. Yes and I know she's married to Richard Tice and we imagine what funny jokes they'll be having in the house on Christmas Day. We've laid off Trump this week because I can't stand even thinking about him now and again but...

Send us a text The Bazookaaah on 45 keep on turning in your mind. Anyway we have on 45 our Bazookering of Zara Sultana and comparing her to Reg from The Life Of Brian. Boycotting her own party conference takes some bloody doing!! Owen Jones actually gets an easy ride for interviewing her and rolling his eyes. Don't worry Hegseth and Trump get their usual box room from North Tyneside treatment, loads of proper jokes and high octane lampooning. To close the show a bit of Farage bashing, you can...

Send us a text Yes as promised it's a budget special. Reeves gets the biggest Bazookering but of course many others including outliers like Cherie Blair and George Osbourne get the mortars. We cover most of the main points, the child benefit cap and it's lifting, the fuel duties, the mansion tax, it's all there. Of course sexy Kemi had her say as did all of the bacon face fanatics from the touchline. We couldn't cover all of the reactions as we couldn't cover all of the budget but we had a go...

Send us a text This is a good one. Isabel Oakshott and her anger at what's going wrong in the UK from her property in Dubai. She's of course married to Richard Tice, well she might not be, it says she is and there's photos of them together but you never know they might never have met which her husband seems to be keen on doing alongside his boss. I digress though, it's serious this murky Russia business or Russia Russia Russia as Trump calls it when he's rattled which is most of the time thes...

Send us a text We're back and it's a big alarm clock episode which is the dynamic that Reform voters are going after. Tice and his 'people that get up in the morning' rhetoric gets Bazookaaahed as well as the GB News lot who apparently are slamming the BBC in terms in ratings yet they seem to be obsessed with them at the same time and their programmes that apparently no one is watching. Of course the BBC editing of Trump's rallying cry from 5 years is covered, also the resident doctor's strik...

Send us a text Anthony Hopkins with his ADHD diagnosis, obviously more Trumpian lampooning as well as the silly UK government getting Bazookaaah treatment of course with crap impressions. Obviously the big news this week was the grand old Duke of York who had 12 million pounds but probably only 'resting' in his account for a short while before it went.......somewhere. Also a nod to the late Reagan, as well as a bit of Bazookering on Graham Linehan, Sharon Davies and JK Rowling or to use his r...

Send us a text We're 40, and what a 40th!! We imagine Tice as a communist, we have the bombshell about inflation....staying the same, we hammer national treasure and obviously we couldn't go without mentioning the chaotic performance of Reform cheerleader Nadine Dorries on Question Time, yeah...sure...well...no..you may laugh. Sorry but we had to cover the bore fest Labour deputy leadership contest but we cover it in fun detail. There's an oblique reference to the risible orange men, Sadiq Kh...

Send us a text Chris Philp!!!! I can't say any more. Yes his 'stand up comedy' at the Conservative Party Conference was audio to behold. The rest of the conference was part comedy, part cringe and almost a feeling that I didn't want to gatecrash private grief. Not to be outdone after we covered the ridiculous judges puppet speech by Robert Jenrick last week, he followed this up with his comical stance on the Aston Villa v Maccabi Tel Aviv forthcoming 'European' match. We cover the Scott...

Send us a text Party conference season and we've got 2 for 1 this week. The Greens were somewhere Green last week and Zack Polanski, the head of the Greens that sounds a bit cockney rhyming slang was giving it big licks in a Marxist old fashioned industrial style talking about chains and stuff, mind you it's very different to the executive attitude of the Unite The Colours movement that had their patriotic bucket hats made in Bangladesh. Yes we covered the Tories as well, Robert Jenrick who i...

Send us a text Labour conference special. Yes I'm there!! Starmer's speech, Yvette Cooper's speech and all the other speeches that supposedly took place. Obviously the world still turns round so there's obligatory Trump stuff and various other odds and sods but it's full on conference this week. I hope you enjoy it. Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk

Send us a text Trump! Talking at a funeral but using it to announce new government proposals and yes we're talking about taking mild painkillers and it's link to autism even though the time frames don't tally up. Doesn't matter to Trumpy though. Wes Streeting our esteemed health minister who once....no of course he didn't gets the Bazookering treatment and his strategic distancing himself from the president of the USA just like he distanced himself from Corbyn when his colleagues were stickin...

Send us a text Number 35 and of course after a quiet couple of weeks we had to get stuck into Trump and of course his trip to the banquet. Of course there was his usual denial of all this island stuff whatever that is, then the dressing down of the Australian journalist for....asking him a question however the biggest Trumpy meltdown was due to Jimmy Kimmel being cancelled because of woke and this lefty suppression of free speech, oh hang on a minute. Starmer gets a bit of a bazookering...