Bazookaaah

Send us a text Yes we're close to 50 and we're close to Christmas and we've given a few debutants the Bazookaaah treatment. Carole Malone gets a rant at the end of the pod. Before that the usual suspects are covered as well as a modern day 'Rock Island Line' for immigrants and a surprise Bazookering for the former owner of Chelsea FC who now lives back in Russia. Yes the oil prices, the Ukrainian 'fund' and of course Yvette 'have you seen the state of Trump's hair' Cooper, her and her load of...

Send us a text Not quite a Christmas special but a lot of Winter Festival references because I refuse to say the word Christmas because I hate this country. Anyway a lovely job on Isabel Oakshott and Kevin O Sullivan as they discuss how Christmas has been ruined by the wokes. Yes and I know she's married to Richard Tice and we imagine what funny jokes they'll be having in the house on Christmas Day. We've laid off Trump this week because I can't stand even thinking about him now and again but...

Send us a text The Bazookaaah on 45 keep on turning in your mind. Anyway we have on 45 our Bazookering of Zara Sultana and comparing her to Reg from The Life Of Brian. Boycotting her own party conference takes some bloody doing!! Owen Jones actually gets an easy ride for interviewing her and rolling his eyes. Don't worry Hegseth and Trump get their usual box room from North Tyneside treatment, loads of proper jokes and high octane lampooning. To close the show a bit of Farage bashing, you can...

Send us a text Yes as promised it's a budget special. Reeves gets the biggest Bazookering but of course many others including outliers like Cherie Blair and George Osbourne get the mortars. We cover most of the main points, the child benefit cap and it's lifting, the fuel duties, the mansion tax, it's all there. Of course sexy Kemi had her say as did all of the bacon face fanatics from the touchline. We couldn't cover all of the reactions as we couldn't cover all of the budget but we had a go...

Send us a text This is a good one. Isabel Oakshott and her anger at what's going wrong in the UK from her property in Dubai. She's of course married to Richard Tice, well she might not be, it says she is and there's photos of them together but you never know they might never have met which her husband seems to be keen on doing alongside his boss. I digress though, it's serious this murky Russia business or Russia Russia Russia as Trump calls it when he's rattled which is most of the time thes...

Send us a text We're back and it's a big alarm clock episode which is the dynamic that Reform voters are going after. Tice and his 'people that get up in the morning' rhetoric gets Bazookaaahed as well as the GB News lot who apparently are slamming the BBC in terms in ratings yet they seem to be obsessed with them at the same time and their programmes that apparently no one is watching. Of course the BBC editing of Trump's rallying cry from 5 years is covered, also the resident doctor's strik...

Send us a text Anthony Hopkins with his ADHD diagnosis, obviously more Trumpian lampooning as well as the silly UK government getting Bazookaaah treatment of course with crap impressions. Obviously the big news this week was the grand old Duke of York who had 12 million pounds but probably only 'resting' in his account for a short while before it went.......somewhere. Also a nod to the late Reagan, as well as a bit of Bazookering on Graham Linehan, Sharon Davies and JK Rowling or to use his r...

Send us a text We're 40, and what a 40th!! We imagine Tice as a communist, we have the bombshell about inflation....staying the same, we hammer national treasure and obviously we couldn't go without mentioning the chaotic performance of Reform cheerleader Nadine Dorries on Question Time, yeah...sure...well...no..you may laugh. Sorry but we had to cover the bore fest Labour deputy leadership contest but we cover it in fun detail. There's an oblique reference to the risible orange men, Sadiq Kh...

Send us a text Chris Philp!!!! I can't say any more. Yes his 'stand up comedy' at the Conservative Party Conference was audio to behold. The rest of the conference was part comedy, part cringe and almost a feeling that I didn't want to gatecrash private grief. Not to be outdone after we covered the ridiculous judges puppet speech by Robert Jenrick last week, he followed this up with his comical stance on the Aston Villa v Maccabi Tel Aviv forthcoming 'European' match. We cover the Scott...

Send us a text Party conference season and we've got 2 for 1 this week. The Greens were somewhere Green last week and Zack Polanski, the head of the Greens that sounds a bit cockney rhyming slang was giving it big licks in a Marxist old fashioned industrial style talking about chains and stuff, mind you it's very different to the executive attitude of the Unite The Colours movement that had their patriotic bucket hats made in Bangladesh. Yes we covered the Tories as well, Robert Jenrick who i...

Send us a text Labour conference special. Yes I'm there!! Starmer's speech, Yvette Cooper's speech and all the other speeches that supposedly took place. Obviously the world still turns round so there's obligatory Trump stuff and various other odds and sods but it's full on conference this week. I hope you enjoy it. Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk

Send us a text Trump! Talking at a funeral but using it to announce new government proposals and yes we're talking about taking mild painkillers and it's link to autism even though the time frames don't tally up. Doesn't matter to Trumpy though. Wes Streeting our esteemed health minister who once....no of course he didn't gets the Bazookering treatment and his strategic distancing himself from the president of the USA just like he distanced himself from Corbyn when his colleagues were stickin...

Send us a text Number 35 and of course after a quiet couple of weeks we had to get stuck into Trump and of course his trip to the banquet. Of course there was his usual denial of all this island stuff whatever that is, then the dressing down of the Australian journalist for....asking him a question however the biggest Trumpy meltdown was due to Jimmy Kimmel being cancelled because of woke and this lefty suppression of free speech, oh hang on a minute. Starmer gets a bit of a bazookering...

Send us a text Number 34 and it's the Labour deputy post that has overweight northern women all over it. Even ones that Keir sacked last week. To be fair the woman from Reform who burst into song last week isn't from the north however the 1 minute clip of the song she composed herself is a minute I won't ever get back. Of course Mandelson gets the Bazookaaah treatment as does the Christian right in America after the Utah shooting. We have a special guest this month as well. Robin Ince is my f...

Send us a text Yes we're at number 33! Jesus's age when he shuffled off this mortal coil despite being immortal, it's the speed of the long playing record that made prog rock so boring and it's the correct amount of tax in the pound to have a proper society that isn't fucked. Anyway Tice, Farage and of course Nottingham's Reform council get bazzokered as does Graham Linehan and JK Rowling, but don't get your knickers in a twist, Yvette Cooper gets a bazookering as does the working class...

Send us a text Back home and Bazookaah is back!! It wouldn't be Bazookaaah without Trump and his 'great idea' to deploy the national guard to clamp down on illegals in Washington DC. Farage get's the Bazoinks treatment due to his hypocrisy over conflicting comments regarding the House Of Lords. We've got Scottish news and Colin Smyth's toilet antics. Peter Hebblethwaite gets a Bazookaaah send off after he quite as the CEO of P&O ferries, however the big news is the red crosses on the mini...

Send us a text Trump and his trips to the island, Alaska talks, Oasis, Summerhall at the Edinburgh fringe and the Kate Forbes row, free speech, Reeves and her alleged hike in taxes that she's allegedly thinking about. It's all here. I'm still at the fringe and between the Britpop invasion of middle aged men to the onslaught of the pensioner rockers and sharpies in town to see AC/DC. Another ranted Bazookaaah classic. Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny ne...

Send us a text Here we are, Scottish news heavy, Mail on Sunday award winners, Zarah Sultana and the man we dare not mention's new party. Crap trouser suit Reeves gets the Bazookaaah treatment, the Palestine lobby, John Swinney and that strange bloke Iain Dale who interviews his friends with cosy interviews. Tune in tell your friends. Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk

Send us a text We're back with polluted water satire care of Thames, Southern and Yorkshire, Grant Schapps or whatever his name is this week and his secret deal with Afghans and the special forces, the voting age being lowered, Dianne Abbott's 'racism' and of course there's the latest Epstein shenanigans. Plenty of jokes in there and lots of attitude. All from our box room in North Tyneside. Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even pe...

Send us a text One in one out for channel crossers, Macron and Starmer and their 'plan', Brexit once again, Trump of course and his Liberian investment. Rayner and the head of Birmingham City Council get the Bazookaaah treatment and the hosepipe ban is very much covered alongside a host of other things. Get in there and listen to it! Support the show Get in touch with Bazookaaah by passing stories or funny news pieces or even personal anecdotes to gav@bazookaaah.co.uk