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Not Today... with Eddie Pence and Jenn Sterger
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Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss the "6-7" phenomenon. What did we do as kids that our parents didn't understand? Is it good kids communicate this way? Do guys pay attention to song lyrics? How many friends do you need? Are you an Otrovert? Plus, Florida Man Friday! Help support our little show by joining our Patreon. You get early episode drops, bonus content and some surprises!
Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss the right time to "de-Christmas" your house. Marks dog took possesion of his tree. Eddie realizes Dreamybot can tell the future. Jenn had to take a time out of holiday party. Out growing your grandparents is a sad part of life. Eddie has been doing a poor job of hiding rage from Colton. Plus, Florida Man Friday! Help support our little show by joining our Patreon. You get early episode drops, bonus content and some surprises! https://patreon.com/TheNotTodayPodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
Welcome back to another episode of Not Today! In this episode, we're closing the door on 2025 — a year that absolutely came in hot, stayed chaotic, and somehow didn't break us. We talk about time travel, gut instincts, parenting, mental health, money stress, dopamine addiction, phones ruining our brains, Florida Man doing Florida Man things, and why changing anything in the past feels way riskier than it sounds. Also shoutout to our accidental sponsors this week: GameStop, Hasbro Pulse, Entertainment Earth, McFarlane Toys — enabling grown adults to emotionally cope via action figures since forever. Whether you're listening for comfort, laughs, or to feel a little less alone — we're glad you're here. Stay. If this episode made you laugh, feel seen, or question your phone habits for five seconds: -Like the video (it tells the algorithm we're not yelling into the void) -Subscribe so you don't miss future chaos -Drop a comment — tell us what you would change if you could go back -Share this episode with someone who survived 2025 with you And if you want to support the show directly, join us on Patreon — where you get bonus content, early episodes, and help keep this thing alive without us selling plasma.
Not Today Jenn and Eddie discuss why Eddie loves depressing Christmas music. Do we race toward the New Year becasue we think it's out mulligan for the past year? Eddie is still confused why people recognize him. Jenn and Eddie talk about the differnet family dynamics they had grwoing up and how it's affected their relationships. Plus, Florida Man Friday! Help support our little show by joining our Patreon. You get early episode drops, bonus content and some surprises! https://patreon.com/TheNotTodayPodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
Not Today Jenn is coming in hot. Eddie and Jenn discuss if people are too sensitive? How responsbile are you for other peoples triggers? What's the best way to end a conversation at a party? A mostly naked Jenn may or may not have saved a pack of wild dogs while doing a photo shoot. Plus, Florida Man Friday
Not Today... Eddie is still basking in the glow of his Wham-a-geddon, while Jenn is still not happy about it. Eddie has been going through it with the illness of his friend, Jerry. We find out Road Rage may be caused by more than just awful drivers and traffic. LIfe Cycles are a thing and change is inevitable. A.I. will probably kill us, but it won't be peronsal. Plus, it's ok to say "No". Also, Florida Man Friday!
Not Today Jenn gets duped. Eddie almost dies from laughing. The gang recounts their Thanksgiving break. Men get sicker than women... it's science.
Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss how they're gonna Wham-a-geddon each other this year. What's better, fall or christmas decorations? Eddie talks about his best friends current battle with cancer. The power of hope can be a powerful thing. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
Not Today,,, Jenn and Eddie talk food poisoning and flying. Jenn fills us in on her New York trip. Eddie has never has a lay down seat on a plane. Colton's team ran into a brick wall in the second round of the playoffs. Art vs Content, Eddie is having an existential crisis. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
Not Today... Jenn and Eddie hate getting started. Having garlic around is not a good idea. What is a normal pacing for a relationship? Is there one? Meeting the parents is about to happen to Jenn this holiday season. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
Not Today, Jenn and Eddie talk about how they can't shut their brains off. Jenn has to borrow someone else's immune system. Eddie is a different comedian than he used to be. Jenn comes from a long line of people with no filters. Are you ever to old to Trick or Treat? Are paying covers for High School parties a thing now? Can a woman date a shorter man? Plus, Florida Man Friday!
Not Today Jenn defends her hats... again. FSU is to Jenn what the Commanders are to Eddie. When is a wedding proposal too much? Jenn and Eddie talk about how their propsals went. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
Not Today Jenn and Eddie clear up what the gift is for our Patreon subscribers. Eddie has some visitors this week and it was a lot. Jenn was dressed like Deadpool but her Grandmother is Deadpool. Mom-Mom credits Jazzercise to long life. Colton is having some teacher issues at school. Are Pubes back? Plus, Florida Man Friday!
Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss their lack of Spanish speaking skills. College football may not be in the cards fot Colton. Tracey has a back up husband in mind in case things don't work out with Eddie. Jenn runs into the most unhelpful person ever. Also, how to relieve "Negative Bias" from your life. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about "acting" drunk for auditions. Jenn punched her "Florida" visit card again. giving a college lecture shouldn't include the "F" word. Non-pet people need an adjustment time. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about being brutally honest. Did Jenn and Eddie boycott their "Happy Place"? Jenn was the better person this week when she help reunite foster siblings, while Eddie got a haircut. An old lady on a scooter is on a collision course with a gorup of baby ducks. Eddie is having some memory issues. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
Not Today... Jenn and Eddie address what happened in the world last week and why it was missing from the last show. They reminisce about core memoties from childhood and early adulthood. Our phones and social media have given us more access to the world, but remove us from it. Jenn explains why latex costumes are NOT sexy. Though it's impossible now, owning a home is still a good idea. Are you covering all the keys to a trusting relationship? Plus, Florida Man Friday!
Not Today... Jenn makes a quick wardrboe change while Eddie no-sells the recording date. Jenn had a blast playing Comedy Mafia. Eddie needs Jenn's help for making Colton's Halloween costume. Halloween Horror nights in Florida goes hard. Plus, Florida Man Friday!
Not Today starts off hard when Jenn comes in hot about Eddie's hair. Eddie also has some visitors coming this week. Jenn and Eddie are super grateful for all the Patreon sign ups! Jenn has a new gig in Florida. When can you fart in front of your partner? Never? Concealed carry permits, are they a really great idea for everyone? Plus, Florida Man Friday!
Not Today... What happens when Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, MAGA merch and is that the summer penis or a roll of dimes…yes it makes a return this ep. Don't ask Jenn if we can hang another TV…unless you want another chaotic podcast episode? To0 Late! Plus Florida Man Friday! Also, let's be real—if your bread has yoga mat chemicals in it, Subway, maybe just… don't. (No shade, unless you want to sponsor us, in which case, footlong us up, daddy).






