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Stormarrhea 2026, Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't, regional accents, Lars the linguist, Lonnie Quinn, chameleons, self diagnoses, ADHD, getting dissed by friends, finding weed, Chevy Chase, mishapen heads, the mussuese who speaks to the dead, and grief bots.

Snowboarding, eagles, the winter olympics, the guy formerly known as Prince Andrew, skunk attack, metalheads, movies, Jesse Waters and yelling obscenities, Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaug

The earth, weather, George Clinton, weed stank, Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps, the olympics, pushing people off buildings, and waving social anxiety

Calendars, cold weather, geology, jellyfish, The Testiment of Ann Lee movie, shakers and sinners, penises, Wilco and Ween, NASA, AI and the overview effect. Ann Lee looking like George Washington Ann Lee with a 5 head Buy Dan Holt's Book! The Ghost of the Mountain Kings

Bob Weir, Phish, owls, rodents, New Years resolutions game, Popeye and Harry Nilsson

Racial slurs, Fingers, more Letterman, RFK Jr, Kiss, HBO, Game of Thrones, and Keith Morrison! Fingers video link

Chickens, the Kraut Rock band CAN, Lars the linguist, David Letterman and Saturday Night Live, and special guest Drew Quinn talking GWAR, choking, and his sister's movie Annie. Garland accidentally ran the free Can download through the washing machine, so tough luck, but you CAN listen to it here (Ege Bamyasi) because it's not 1992 anymore. Here's a link to the Tonight Show with Creepy Cosby.

This week's topics are GWAR live in Philadelphia, cheesesteaks, choking stories, Forensic Files, linguistics, CAN, Obama dreams and more!

FFF PART 1- Geography, in-laws, fishing, wildlife, and Brian's 12th grade report card! So much stuff, there's a part two! It's a double feature. Brian screwed up some audio levels too!    Uncle Chino- Grateful Fishing TV https://www.instagram.com/gratefulfishingtv/   FFF PART 2- Annie, Action Park, Texas traffic lingo, robots and diarrhea!

The intro is messed up, Brian's mic sucks, the sound is bad, but there's a long segment about state flags. There's some bird talk, music talk, it's all about the content. So many bad shows have great sound quality.

Happy 50th birthday to Garland! While he was busy celebrating, friend of the show Eric Schou sat in with Brian to talk music! They discuss Eric's old band that was called Death Squad, and then the sad death of national treasure Michael Hurley, Eric challenges Brian to a game involving Japanese punk band names, and more! 

Topics include: WEAKSTREAM goes live on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! Brian listens to 297,727 minutes of podcasts, Brian has 800 hats, GWAR, Garland's dementia, friend of the show and exceptionally cool guy Eric Schou, more Jonathan Richman, talking squirrels and German tourists.     WEAKSTREAM podcast is now available on two or more platforms! So, just in case WEAKSTREAM gets any listeners, the boys are stepping up there games! Brian learned how to edit! And just in time because this week's episode was a 2+ hour snoozefest! One of the worst yet! And Garland is traveling to Sante Fe to begin a 68 investigative report into the death of Gene Hackman and to see if he can claim the bodies! For WEAKSTREAM podcast!   This is the first edited episode ever. It's been whittled down to 57 minutes and it cleaned up better than expected! You can only imagine how bad the rest of it was!

Garland and Brian talk JFK, Garland delivers #hottakes on the Democratic National Convention and Tampon Tim, they move on to discuss Ween record sales, the movie Heathers and Heathers 2: The Musical, attempted podcast reviews, cultural appropriation and more! #slugman

Garland and Brian share their two cents when it comes to living with neighbors (revisited), "what do you find when you dig a hole in your backyard", mudrooms (revisited), more Gene Hackman (revisited), more George Clinton (revisited), highway birdwatching, crazy baldheads (eagles), no Joe Jackson, yes Jonathan Richman, the struggle of seeing live music, U-Haul are liars, Vanessa from Queens, Coach Mike, and more!

Brian asks Garland what the weather is like and then they discuss thoughts on their respective climates. They freestyle further into topics such as: state lines in the USA, the death of Gene Hackman, mudrooms, true crime, the great Joe Jackson, the 1985 concerts Live Aid, George Clinton, funny bunnies, crazy bunk-heads, George Clinton again, robot cars, female Hitler, Garls skates instead of recording the show, "Win, Lose, or Cry" and much more and beyond!

February 9, 2025   Brian and Garlfunkle tackle issues again! Such as, canned goods, kitchen injuries, the Super Bowl, DOGE, the Palisades Fire concert, friends of the show The Red Hot Chili Peppers, and even more talking Michael McDonald, Running Scared and the Muppets and more!   WEAKSTREAM! Blood Sugar Corned Beef Magic!

February 2, 2025 Garls and Brian talk about Gregory Hines in short-shorts, The Muppet movies, the sport of bowling, knitting, going to concerts as kids, motorcycles, stuff we saw on TV, Chopin and more!

Garland and Brian talk about meeting celebrities, CEO murder, Brian struggles to describe memes that he thinks are funny, the limitations of human eyesight, geography, how when things are very tall it makes them more visible from farther distances, some TV and movie talk, podcast recommendations and more!

Cheech and Chong's Strawberry (Applejack), St Patrick's Day, Gama Bomb, 3 missing people, Amy the Phish girl, the Oscars, actors are silly, 2026 Penis In Film Awards preview, Ari Shaffir, Jello Biafra, Cart Narcs, and The Beach Boys

Time and weather, eagles vs ospreys, Vince Offer, politics and the WWF, news, RFK and Kid Rock, Brian pees, Garland jams, flamingos, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, unpopular opinions, celebrates from Texas and New Jersey, The Secret Room podcast, and more!