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A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas. Hosted by Amy and Beth
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We discuss stupid ideas such as : Ceiling roomba / Roomba that can climb stairs update / T-shirt warehouse of babel / Service that helps you match clothing to your exact skin color / Stereonucleosis / Penis POV porn / Person with a nitrile fetish / (from lily) region-locked vinyl / Battery that gets soft when it's low on charge / MIDI sex toys Links: https://bsky.app/profile/izzys.casa (she did our new theme music!) Canvas of Babel: https://www.canvasofbabel.com/ Doom with a Theremin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEQnvfY--k Saving data to a starling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQCP-5g5bo Oral allergy syndrome: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_allergy_syndrome https://codeberg.org/amypercent/discordsynthbot/
Feeling kinda irrational today
We discuss stupid ideas such as: skadis-mounted dildo ordering paint using hex codes ball wrinkle thumbprint scanner AI image classifier for guessing pronouns halfabet (only 13 letters) CBT CBT coming up with a new catchphrase for Amy on a weekly basis (don't even worry about it. oh brother. sounds about right. Amy Wamy Amy Wamy. there's somethin' to it. she's got the sauce. thats wamy wild) pinball machine you have to pay for with pennies gaslighting people with British units you made up (14 oz in a William)
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Lowercase & lockpicking minigame captcha 2FA that makes u touch grass hot ninja girl making fake clones of herself during sex, and you have to figure out which one to fuck Sci-fi idea: machine that can "create" art but it turns out it's actually plagiarizing it from parallel universes Spaghetti that kills u inventing new colors of wine stew PID
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Frottage cheese Chair that's also a clothing rack Prank: mixing in opposite chirality screws at the hardware store Binary ruler (it has one inch, two inches, four inches, eight inches, etc. marked) Shampoo bottles with flared bases Cummingbird (penis pollinator) Putting tiny trackers along the street sweeping route and tracking them getting swept Bad idea: image format that can only do circular images Shitpost Mortem is a podcast where we discuss ideas that are so stupid, they're funny. We keep it pretty light and comedic, but sometimes we get sidetracked into talking about some nerd shit.
We discuss stupid ideas such as: cheap DIY red light therapy device (3d printed mask with holes to stick cat lasers into) making up a language that looks like it uses English spelling but is actually phonetic (like, is /koʊɣ/, is /kite/, is /mɪɣty/ https://ipa-reader.com/?text=i%3A%20ko%CA%8Aldnt%20th%C9%AA%C5%8Bk%20of%20an%20%C9%9Bksample%3A strap-on nose (for the bedroom) language where every vowel has a gender (Maria vs Mario vs Marie vs… Mariu?) Microwave that only has an add 30 second button trying to make "six eight" a thing Cum EULA (from Lily) toilet that uses piss to flush shit
This episode has a third host! It's Ash! We discuss stupid ideas such as: Nixie tube faces Flavored money Font that looks like it would be something upside-down (but it's not) Marketing sleep paralysis demon Ancient Greek millennial mythology about the Heckin-chonkeres JOI rhythm game Compacting trash until it forms a black hole Website that requires your password to be a valid email We slander people such as: Chicago Pope Anish Kapoor Dan Brown Links: Tgirl Dracula Flow: https://youtube.com/shorts/r2gUgNhxJII Ash's AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/ashtronaut17/works Ash's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/oliviahall.bsky.social
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Interactive podcast (choose your own adventure) Prediction market for who will cum first Beth's biological taxonomy mnemonic New word: garbaceous Voice training to do a Joker voice Btw they're putting homo-goblins in ur blood to turn u gay Robotgirl with a hex butthole We trick you into learning about: Late night show hosts Gnosticism Security torx
In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as: Aliens who found a piano reconstructing humans with three feet and 88 fingers Choosing hardware/software based on the silliest names (ploopy, floorp) Service that mails u a one cm cube of any element Paired mutex lock chastity cages Single-use cars Install grindr + receive dick pic speedrun (Amy's pb ~1 min) I'm poster syndrome New word: Eurodivergent
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Extreme podcast panning / You know how people get ads for overly specific t-shirts? What about advertising t-shirts that have the viewer's full name and address / Sapiosexual who gets turned on when people use big words / Bringing back the er/oi merger / Drone that shoots food into your mouth / Rpg character sheet with a mandatory Kinsey scale fiel
Vore art heist / FOLLOWUP: the vowel /ɶ/ doesn\'t seem to be in English [(near-)open front rounded vowel] / Flies engineered to instinctively fly into mouths (frog type idea) / Quiz: is this a real evil company logo or a fictional one (example: cubic) / Adding a secret fifth base to baseball / bruxisma music / Beverage/potion made entirely of horse supplements/medication / Discourage phone overuse with a small chance of it exploding every time it's unlocked / Saying "god moaning" to greet people and see if they notice / Cum train
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Automated machine for kicking ass/chewing bubble gum / Vampire doing a sperm count / What if a computer had boobs / Beth's brand new word, "limponent" / TI: a keyboard that only has ctrl, c, x, and v (from Zack W.) / Plushie with a knife / Omegaverse hormones / Jondom / Playing the San Jose Strut whenever you cum / Making up a new vowel UPDATE: tiny steam engine that charges your phone is real! see youtuber blondihacks. thanks to listener pastry for telling us https://youtu.be/Y2UEY04lKSU
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Listening to every comedy podcast ever to avoid doing the same jokes / Robot that sucks its own dick / Gummy roulette (weed, melatonin, caffeine) / Cum fighting game / Phone you can recharge by shoveling coal into a tiny integrated steam engine
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Boat made of elemental sodium / Combined tech company wrap and ahegao gooner wrap / Translating songs to use metric units / Alarm clock that calls you slurs / Alarm clock that injects you with caffeine / Long gaslighting where you subtly fake a Canadian accent / Carbonated cum / Podcast where you have to guess which host is high / Robot leg that kicks you out of bed / Toilet with a steadily hotter seat to discourage sitting for too long / Capsule full of random color dye, for a surprise when pooping later
We discuss ideas such as: fully nude podcasting / keeping a bunch of vinegaroons in order to make salad dressing without ever having to buy vinegar / bdsm club with a dedicated room full of lockers big enough to shove an adult into / lego buttplug / Cookie Monster blowjob / Vertical baths for tall people / Pronouncing headache like hey-a-da-chay / roomba that can climb stairs / robot that puts sunglasses on you when it detects sunlight Music from the first ad: Airport Lounge by Kevin MacLeod | https://incompetech.com/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Creative Commons CC BY 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
We discuss ideas such as: gummi earplugs that you can eat after using / literally getting fucked by the stock market / Daft Hunk / Pre-sped-up podcast / 6-sided die that you roll and it says which of the three macronutrients you're not allowed to eat today / tattoo idea: getting an accurate diagram of your sinuses across your face / robot earrings that periodically bite u / prepare a full meal using only machines executing gcode
The very first episode! We discuss ideas such as cock made of caulk / asbestos santa suit / burger speedrun / cooking with household appliances (potato in dryer) / bluetooth audio tongue piercing / sour cream and onion Oreos / Computer that sweats / Porn captchas /
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