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Fairy tales are nice.
Real love is built.
The Lastborns is an unfiltered look at marriage, sex, and life as it actually happens — especially when things get hard. Hosted by Dave and Andi, the show explores what it means to stay connected through conflict, change, disappointment, and the unexpected challenges no one warns you about.
This is a sex-positive, honest conversation about long-term love — not the fantasy version, but the kind forged through adversity, growth, and real commitment. Because sometimes what you build together, after everything you’ve been through, can be better than any fairytale.
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This episode goes from naked beaches to one of the most emotional nights of our lives. We talk about the healing, vulnerability, and connection we found at Hedonism, the couple who unexpectedly mirrored parts of our story back to us, and the moment backstage at the Grand Ole Opry that changed Dave’s understanding of his own life. It’s sexy, emotional, and probably one of the biggest turning points we’ve shared so far. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsA...
This episode starts with a surreal full-circle moment: Dave is heading to the Grand Ole Opry for Jelly Roll’s induction after once being locked up with him when they were teenagers. We also talk about getting packed for Hedonism, why Club MoBay is a total game changer when traveling to Jamaica, how our live streams have been evolving, and the latest chapter in our neighborhood’s legendary cat situation. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain ...
One simple question turned into a whole conversation. While getting tattooed by an old friend, Dave got asked what we do for a living — and answered with the truth. From there, the room opened up fast. We talk about owning what we do, how people really react when you stop softening it, the reality behind spicy content requests, and why our recent wellness push started with Dave’s injured ankle and turned into something bigger. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon...
Are you a build-up person… or a flip-the-switch person? We realized our version of foreplay doesn’t look like what most people think. For us, it’s about emotional safety, flirtation throughout the day, and sometimes just one look across the room. We also get into oral preferences, energy shifts, and how reconnecting has completely reignited our sex life. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram:...
Getting rejected for an apartment wasn’t on our 2024 vision board. But neither was building a studio in our home, rediscovering our creative chemistry, and falling back into sex that wasn’t scheduled, filmed, or monetized. In this episode we discuss: • Being judged by your past • Why sometimes “unfair” doesn’t mean wrong • Financial pressure and romanticizing change • Pivoting away from content burnout • And finding excitement in a new creative direction Sometimes the no you resent is the red...
We started with trauma breakthroughs and ended with head-smelling pheromone confessions. That’s just how our life works. This episode dives into how a resurfaced childhood memory reshaped our fighting style, why emotional shutdown is finally cracking open, and what it looks like to heal in real time. Plus: aging moments that made us feel ancient, defending movers in Texas, Valentine party plans, sexting, and the weirdly specific scent that apparently flips a biological switch. Welcome to The ...
Every hero’s story has a breaking point — and this year brought us ours. In this episode, we unpack what happens after the damage is done: when blame stops helping, justice never comes, and the only real choice left is how you spend the time you have. We talk about closing chapters, reclaiming energy, and why thriving is a bigger act of rebellion than revenge. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms....
We talk about sex, exhaustion, emotional regulation, and what it means to choose joy after everything felt heavy. Using our time on Groove Cruise as the backdrop, this episode is messy, honest, funny, and real—covering everything from sensory overload and circadian resets to why community, touch, and laughter matter more than ever when life has been hard. Groove Cruise / @TheGrooveCruise https://www.groovecruise.com/miami27 iOS Connections (Travel / Community Group) https://i...
Season 2 of The Lastborns begins with a reset. After a year marked by grief, family upheaval, and near burnout, Dave and Andi reflect on what it means to choose joy again—without guilt and without pretending the pain didn’t happen. This episode sets the tone for a season about sex, love, and life beyond the fairytale. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastborn...
We’ve always said marriage isn’t a fairytale — but this year proved it. From grief and relocation stress to emotional shutdowns and constant conflict, Dave and Andi share the unfiltered truth about the season that nearly ended their marriage. This episode is about admitting hard truths, hearing things you don’t want to hear, and deciding whether love is still worth choosing when everything hurts. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shroom...
Halloween costumes, dueling pianos, six-handed sensual massages, emotional meltdowns, and a whole lot of self-awareness? Yeah… this episode is chaos with a purpose. The Last Borns head to the mountains and come back slightly more healed and just as unhinged. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https:/...
Dave and Andi are back from their big move to Nashville and tackling everything from everyday anxiety to the art of a Nuru massage. They unpack social awkwardness, drive-thru stress, gift-opening panic, and yes—body-to-body oil adventures. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastborns...
What do Coke vs. Pepsi debates, mattress tags, and firehouse baby drop boxes have in common? Absolutely nothing—and yet somehow this episode makes it all sexy, silly, and slightly scandalous. Dave, Andi, Scott, and April get into the quirks of retail trauma, why tipping culture feels like a scam, and how a Buckle sales pitch almost led to a nervous breakdown. You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe even question your own guilty shopping habits along the way. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patr...
Dave and Andi pack up their lives (and their podcast studio) as they prepare to move back to Nashville. From old court files resurfacing to house-selling horror stories, dishwasher standoffs, and the reality of making content at home — nothing is off limits in this episode. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbor...
Dave and Andi tackle the chaos of marriage finances—joint vs. separate accounts, gift-buying disasters, and the anxiety of money secrets. Plus, a dive into Netflix’s The Hunting Wives and why their neighborhood is just as toxic. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
This episode dives head-first into Andi's newest snack obsession that's destined for the dreaded "sun-kissed" graveyard. Dave invents a new reason to fear zombie apocalypses, while Andi imagines zombie Barbie dolls—because why not? Add in a head spa experience gone slightly sensual and some questionable British anxiety, and you've got the usual Tales of the Last Borns chaos. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofs...
This week, Andi admits she’d rather set a room on fire than accidentally lock eyes with a stranger. Dave tries to decode her extreme aversion to eye contact, while Andi insists she can still see everything without ever looking up. They close with eulogies that manage to roast each other from beyond the grave—because death shouldn’t stop you from laughing. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram...
Ever wondered if you’d rather die at home or in a hospital? Neither had Dave and Andi—until they had to. This week they hilariously navigate through unexpected grief, questionable funeral protocols, and a business idea that's dying to be heard. Tune in, and you might reconsider your own obituary (written by ChatGPT, of course). Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/last...
In this wildly personal episode, Dave and Andi break down everything from gender roles in furniture stores to a communication breakdown during Andi’s girls’ trip to Mexico. They get vulnerable about grief, personal differences, and yes—what happens when porn is still playing after sex. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com...
Grief is just trauma’s annoying cousin that shows up uninvited—like Southwest’s fart-flavored snacks. Dave and Andi manage to move, mourn, and emotionally malfunction across state lines. Good luck finding a therapist better than this. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
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