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Fairy tales are nice.
Real love is built.
The Lastborns is an unfiltered look at marriage, sex, and life as it actually happens — especially when things get hard. Hosted by Dave and Andi, the show explores what it means to stay connected through conflict, change, disappointment, and the unexpected challenges no one warns you about.
This is a sex-positive, honest conversation about long-term love — not the fantasy version, but the kind forged through adversity, growth, and real commitment. Because sometimes what you build together, after everything you’ve been through, can be better than any fairytale.
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We’ve always said marriage isn’t a fairytale — but this year proved it. From grief and relocation stress to emotional shutdowns and constant conflict, Dave and Andi share the unfiltered truth about the season that nearly ended their marriage. This episode is about admitting hard truths, hearing things you don’t want to hear, and deciding whether love is still worth choosing when everything hurts. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of S...
Halloween costumes, dueling pianos, six-handed sensual massages, emotional meltdowns, and a whole lot of self-awareness? Yeah… this episode is chaos with a purpose. The Last Borns head to the mountains and come back slightly more healed and just as unhinged. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns ...
Dave and Andi are back from their big move to Nashville and tackling everything from everyday anxiety to the art of a Nuru massage. They unpack social awkwardness, drive-thru stress, gift-opening panic, and yes—body-to-body oil adventures. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https://x.com/th...
What do Coke vs. Pepsi debates, mattress tags, and firehouse baby drop boxes have in common? Absolutely nothing—and yet somehow this episode makes it all sexy, silly, and slightly scandalous. Dave, Andi, Scott, and April get into the quirks of retail trauma, why tipping culture feels like a scam, and how a Buckle sales pitch almost led to a nervous breakdown. You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe even question your own guilty shopping habits along the way. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com ...
Dave and Andi pack up their lives (and their podcast studio) as they prepare to move back to Nashville. From old court files resurfacing to house-selling horror stories, dishwasher standoffs, and the reality of making content at home — nothing is off limits in this episode. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tale...
Dave and Andi tackle the chaos of marriage finances—joint vs. separate accounts, gift-buying disasters, and the anxiety of money secrets. Plus, a dive into Netflix’s The Hunting Wives and why their neighborhood is just as toxic. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
This episode dives head-first into Andi's newest snack obsession that's destined for the dreaded "sun-kissed" graveyard. Dave invents a new reason to fear zombie apocalypses, while Andi imagines zombie Barbie dolls—because why not? Add in a head spa experience gone slightly sensual and some questionable British anxiety, and you've got the usual Tales of the Last Borns chaos. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://founta...
This week, Andi admits she’d rather set a room on fire than accidentally lock eyes with a stranger. Dave tries to decode her extreme aversion to eye contact, while Andi insists she can still see everything without ever looking up. They close with eulogies that manage to roast each other from beyond the grave—because death shouldn’t stop you from laughing. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Ins...
Ever wondered if you’d rather die at home or in a hospital? Neither had Dave and Andi—until they had to. This week they hilariously navigate through unexpected grief, questionable funeral protocols, and a business idea that's dying to be heard. Tune in, and you might reconsider your own obituary (written by ChatGPT, of course). Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.co...
In this wildly personal episode, Dave and Andi break down everything from gender roles in furniture stores to a communication breakdown during Andi’s girls’ trip to Mexico. They get vulnerable about grief, personal differences, and yes—what happens when porn is still playing after sex. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tikt...
Grief is just trauma’s annoying cousin that shows up uninvited—like Southwest’s fart-flavored snacks. Dave and Andi manage to move, mourn, and emotionally malfunction across state lines. Good luck finding a therapist better than this. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https://x.com/thelast...
What do Hobby Lobby, anal beads, and drive-thru baptisms have in common? According to Dave and Andi—everything. Join them as they talk about the dumbest new sex laws, why Utah is horny as hell, and how shame ruins everything (but also makes for a good podcast). Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastbor...
Who knew trash day could be that hot? Andi’s toxic love language will leave you gasping, while Dave’s warning label might just get him canceled. Also… someone said “Dora” during sex. Chaos. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
In this episode, Dave and Andi take a hilarious, sexy, and slightly traumatic walk down memory lane as they revisit every home they’ve lived in over their 14-year marriage—from garter belts and ceiling fans to pool sex and brown recluse infestations. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https...
Andi can’t close her mouth and Dave can’t stop touching her boobs. Also, Botoxed vaginas. Yeah, it’s that kind of episode. Join the Lastborns for an unhinged aesthetic deep dive you definitely don’t want to play on speaker at work. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https://x.com/thelastbor...
What happens when fantasies become reality—and reality isn’t what you expected? Dave and Andi unpack their journey through swinger spaces, compersion kinks, and why emotional connection is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
Andi’s ego death involved a thunderstorm, hallucinations, and her inner child whispering, “It’s all bullshit anyway.” Join Dave as he tries not to interfere while Andi floats off as vapor—and yes, she still keeps her snark. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
Dave met God. Actually, no—he met himself. And an inner chipmunk named Todd. From accidental mega-doses to finger twitching, reality-bending, and a conversation with the universe, it’s one trippy-ass story. Bonus: Andi names her inner voice after a bird that killed her babies. Cool. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok....
Is it possible to heal old wounds with fungus? Tales of the Lastborns gets deeply personal this week — with stories of ego death, redemption, and why growing mushrooms might just save lives. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
We’re back from our wildest vacation ever—8 days of nudity, dancing, desserts, deep convos, and yes... butt stuff. Tales from Hedonism, Jamaica, where we stripped down literally and emotionally. Nothing was off limits—and nothing will be today either. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastborns X...
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