After 2 Beers

Five picks. One imaginary backseat ride from Indiana to California. Unlimited opinions. We kick things off by drafting the best gas station road trip snacks like it’s a sport, and the board gets wild fast: beaver nuggets, sweet and spicy jerky, pizza pretzel combos, corn nuts, Funions, Gardettos, Nerds gummy clusters, Albanese sours, taquitos, Cinnabon, and even kolaches. If you’ve ever argued over the best travel snacks for a long drive, this is your people. From there, we swing into ...

One draft. One decade. Way too many great picks. We set one simple rule: the show must have aired at least one episode in the 1980s, then we build our “best lineup” and talk way too much trash about it. If you love 1980s TV shows, classic sitcoms, action series, and comfort-watch reruns, you’re going to have opinions and we want all of them. The board fills up fast with heavy hitters and personal favorites like The Simpsons, Cheers, Miami Vice, Married with Children, MASH, Saved by the Bell,...

Everybody has a favorite mall food court spot, and apparently everybody else’s pick is wrong. This week on After 2 Beers, we draft our ultimate food court lineups and take cinnamon rolls, pretzels, and questionable mall pizza way too seriously. A duck race sets the draft order, and the live chat helps settle who built the best place to blow twenty bucks. Then we discover a Facebook group called Scenic Pisses, because apparently even taking a leak needs an online community. A round of Would Yo...

A concert draft sounds easy until you add one rule that changes everything: every headliner has to be alive and still active. We’re building a dream festival lineup the way real friends do it, with strong opinions, instant regret, and way too much confidence. The picks jump across genres and generations, and we end up arguing about what actually makes a great live show: famous songs, ticket demand, pure stage presence, or the kind of performance that turns a random Friday night into a lifelon...

A Yellowstone bison, a leafy greens outbreak, and a river full of cobras sound like three separate nightmares, but for us it’s just another night hanging out and trying to make sense of the internet. We start with control-room banter and a story from a VFW “Queen of Hearts” jackpot night, where the people watching is almost as wild as the prize money. Then we dig into the week’s headlines: the viral clip of a 77-year-old getting way too close to a Yellowstone National Park bison, the very re...