The Motern Media Mixtape

Get your tickets to Providence HERE Get your tickets to Princeton HERE Get your tickets to Philadelphia HERE Listen to the full No Jokes Concert HERE Seppptember is in full swing! The Motern Manly Band is about to take the stage for not one, not two, but THREE concerts! Join in the fun of this Motern migration all along the eastern seaboard. Will you be able to find me? I don't have any prizes, so don't give it too much effort. But if you wanna catch a glimpse of the man behind the mixtape, this is your chance. I hope I won't disappoint too badly.  What songs would you like to hear in future episodes? Are there any Motern Media musicians I need to play more of? Who should I avoid? Send an email to [email protected] with any requests and I'll do my best to fit them in.  Here comes the spoiler-filled setlist for today's show...   Don't Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch (The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man, Common Phrases) INTRODUCTION On to Denver (Moes Haven, (Several Supreme Beings Told Us To Make This) One Last Album) The Finish Line of Love (Moes Haven, Stromboli's Alarm Clock) West Virginia (Moes Haven, Moe's Haven) SONG RECAP/RETRACTION/SONG INTROS Takedown (The Big Heist, Tightrope) Old Route One (The Big Heist, Old Route One) Never Played the Game (The Big Heist, Sirens) SONG RECAP/CONCERT & ALBUM ADS/SONG INTROS How 'Bout That Internet? (The Motern Manly Band, How About That Motern Manly Band?! (Live)) Have You Seen Dooma Blooma? (The Motern Manly Band, The Centennial Ganza) Get Away Our Way (The Motern Manly Band, Live at The Ladies Auxillary Room) 20/10/1 - SEPTEMBER 2006 O Rock Rimmon (Moes Haven, September: In Manchvegas) Adam Sandler Visits Manchvegas (Moes Haven, September: In Manchvegas) Closing Club Omega (Moes Haven, September: In Manchvegas) Walking Through Manchvegas (Moes Haven, September: In Manchvegas) 20/10/1 - SEPTEMBER 2016 The Killer Clown Came to Our Town (The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities & Towns, I've Never Left My Hometown) Same Route (The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities & Towns, I've Never Left My Hometown) Skinny Dipping in the Creek (The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities & Towns, I've Never Left My Hometown) Well Roundedness Is an Illusion (Bonus Track) (The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities & Towns, I've Never Left My Hometown) Doorknob Discussion I'll Make a Poster (The Motern Manly Band, Motern Media NO JOKES Concert) Going Nowhere (The Motern Manly Band, Motern Media NO JOKES Concert) Tours of Duty/Tours de Force (The Motern Manly Band, Motern Media NO JOKES Concert) 20/10/1 - SEPTEMBER 2025 We're Back to Where We Go (Farley & Scalzo, you & me & earl) Forged by Fate (Farley & Scalzo, you & me & earl) RECAP/SHOW OUTRO Don't Cross That Road (The Motern Manly Band, Motern Extravaganza 2023)      

the NEW Motern Media Web Hub Get your tickets to see Matt Farley in Princeton, NJ! And don't forget about the next night in Philadelphia, PA! The month is almost up. Did you think I forgot about you? I would never even dream of it! Matt Farley of Motern Media takes centerstage (like all the other episodes) with performances by some of the greatest artists ever to grace Matt Farley's screened in deck.  Do you have any song requests? What Motern Media artist would you like to hear more of on the show? Do you have any harsh words for/about Matt Farley you'd rather keep anonymous? Well whistleblowers, send an email to me at [email protected] or send me a message on any of the major social medias.  I don't know if anybody reads these shownotes, but if you do and would rather avoid spoilers for the tracklist, I suggest you stop reading HERE...   Take It Back - (The Finklestinks, Sweetheart Deal) Introduction Shovel in My Hand - (Moes Haven, Songs From Deep in the Vault (1996-2010)) Centralia - (Moes Haven, Songs From Deep in the Vault (1996-2010)) Stormy's Shelter - (Moes Haven, Songs From Deep in the Vault (1996-2010)) Song Recaps/Introduction I Wasn't Joking - (Projection from the Side, Let's Go Camping!) Never Got Over It - (The Big Heist, Old Route One) Let's Open a Tourist Trap! - (Matt Motern Manly Man, Joyous Cackle) Campfire Connection - Live - (The Motern Manly Band, The Extrava) Apology/Retraction Fake News - (Matt Motern Manly Man, Great Unfinished Masterpiece) I Don't Fit In - (The Strange Man Who Sings About Dead Animals, Animal Noises) Psych Up - (Caniko Tucci, Frantic Frenzy) 20/10/1 Retrospective  August 2006 Inappropriately Detailed Response (Moes Haven, August: Of Temporal Inconsistency) Night Of Nights (Labor Eve) - (Moes Haven, August: Of Temporal Inconsistency) Cherry Tree - (Moes Haven, August: Of Temporal Inconsistency) Sleison's A Boxer - (Moes Haven, August: Of Temporal Inconsistency) August 2016 I Can't Wait To See Her Face - (The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities & Towns, I've Never Left My Hometown) Innocent Trust - (The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities & Towns, I've Never Left My Hometown) The Spot Where We Danced - (The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities & Towns, I've Never Left My Hometown) Hot For Professor - (The Hector Collectors, 2016 Motern Media Cover Song Challenge Winner) *10 Year Anniversary Salute* of Used To Be A Pizza Hut - (Papa Razzi & The Photogs, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon)  August 2025 A Look Back at I Like These Songs by The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke, & Pee Heard She Got Married - (The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke, & Pee, I Like These Songs) Outro Photographs and Memories - (Moes Haven, Songs From Deep in the Vault (1996-2010) Vol. 2) Life On the Road - (Moes Haven, Songs From Deep in the Vault (1996-2010))  

Purchase The Motern Media No-Jokes Album Guide HERE Click HERE for a trip to the Roller Rink... ON VINYL! The summer is in full swing and that can only mean one thing... An ALL-NEW episode of The Motern Media Mixtape! The easy to digest entertainment capsule devoted to the work of Matt Farley, the nicest guy in show business.  Grab a speaker and hit the beach, WE'RE taking over with this blend of summertime jams. If you have any song requests for future episodes, send a message to [email protected] or find me on one of the major social medias.  I suppose this is the part where I'm supposed to tell you what songs are in the show. If you'd rather keep it a surprise, STOP READING HERE!   Taking Care of Each Other, Perfect Crime, The Big Heist That Summertime Feeling, Roller Rink, The Big Heist Summer Song, Dislocated Songs, Moes Haven Summer Fun, Monsters, Marriage, and Murder in Manchvegas, The Manchvegas Outlaw Society I Had a Vision, So As Not To Anger The Muse, The Barricades Summer Job at Christie's - LIVE, The Ganza, The Motern Manly Band Quiet Like the Fourth of July, Barn Burner, The Finklestinks Fireworks Reunion Fantasy, Great Unfinished Masterpiece, Matt Motern Manly Man The Summer Song, Fun With Names Songs, Vol. 9, The Guy Who Sings Your Name Over and Over Summer Solstice Song Spectacular, These are Great! Holiday Songs, The Motern Media Holiday Singers It's Hot Out (It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity), Meteorology Music for You to Like, The Great Weather Song Person The Dog Days of Summer, Meteorology Music for You to Like, The Great Weather Song Person The Cooler Song, Household Products and Household Items, The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man The Best Sunblock Song Ever!, Household Products and Household Items, The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man Where'd Everybody Go?, July: In The Sun With Me, Moes Haven It's a Sunny Day!, July: In The Sun With Me, Moes Haven You Lie In The Sun With Me, July: In The Sun With Me, Moes Haven Crying On The Inside, July: In The Sun With Me, Moes Haven Last Rays of the Sun, UNRELEASED, The Spoiled Chefs Oh, I Could Use a Pint, UNRELEASED, The Spoiled Chefs I've Never Left My Hometown, I've Never Left My Hometown, The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities and Towns These Ceilings Need Fixing, So As Not To Anger The Muse, The Barricades Speak of the Devil (And The Devil Will Appear), Common Phrases, The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man Gentle Glenn, Double Take Action, The Finklestinks It's Ok to Break the Law If You Have Good Intentions, Keep Being Awesome!, The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man

If you haven't purchased The Motern Media No-Jokes Album Guide, you must click HERE Buy Roller Rink on vinyl today! DO IT! PEER PRESSURE! CAPITALISM!! (If you don't, the vinyl remaster era might be over!) Have YOU seen Evil Puddle? If not, you know what to do (CLICK! THIS! LINK!) Welcome to the weekend! (If that's when you're listening). June has been a real busy month, but somehow, I still had time for Motern Media. I hope you don't mind the runtime. I had a hard time trimming this episode down. There is just so much great music and not enough time to listen.  Here's the spoiler alert before I start rattling off the song titles Late Night Fight by the Rock (The Big Heist, MO75 Vol 3) Be Young With Me (Moes Haven, Stromboli's Alarm Clock) Why Don't We? (Moes Haven, Songs From Deep in the Vault 1996-2010 Vol 1) Oh! What Time Is This? (Moes Haven, Songs From Deep in the Vault 1996-2010 Vol 2) Everybody Wants to Be Buddy Holly (The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan, Unofficial Tributes to Officially Awesome Music People) "Beach Boys Love You" (A Review of the Brilliant Album) (The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan, Songs About Albums: Record Reviews and Ruminations) Carole King, I Love Your Work (The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan, Unexpected Songs of Joy and Celebrations of Music Stars) So Far, Life's Been Good to Me (The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan, Here's Another Brilliant Album for You to Misunderstand) Tortured Artists (Get All the Respect That I Don't Get) (The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan, Intensely Personal Songs Make Me a Sandwich (The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man, Requests and Questions) Inevitable (Farley & Scalzo, You & Me & Earl) I Won't Go (The Big Heist, MO75 Vol 3) Vitamin Vicky (The Big Heist, MO75 Vol 2) Proof of Party (The Big Heist, MO75 Vol 3) Bench on Washington Street (Projection from the Side, Let's Go Camping!) Get Away Our Way (Brennan McFarley, The Beyond) When I Look at Scrambled Eggs... (Moes Haven, June) Uncle John's Niece (Moes Haven, June) Dan Speake's Bitter Rant (Moes Haven, June) Turtlehead Poop (The Toilet Bowl Cleaners, Poop Oh Yeah! Poop Yes! Uh Huh! Poop!) Elliptic (Scalzo, A Garden for Mars) They're Gonna Fall in Love with You (The Finklestinks, Barn Burner) Recognize You (Moes Haven, Out With The Old) Let Me Know How It Goes (The Guy Who Sings About Cities & Towns, I've Never Left My Hometown) Lookout (The Big Heist, MO75 Vol 1)

Hey everybody, Jesse here. I was planning on recording and releasing a different episode this weekend. But, Matt Farley shocked the world once again with his latest World Motern Day announcement. So, instead of the usual schtick, I hope you enjoy this emotional, heart-wrenching bonus. You bring the tissues, I'll bring a sob story or two, and we'll have a grand old time.  Of course, I HAD to play some of my favorite Motern Media No-Joke songs. Spoilers down below... But first some links...  BUY MOTERN MANLY BAND TICKETS HERE! 06/12/2024 GET YOUR COPY OF THE MOTERN MEDIA NO-JOKES ALBUM GUIDE HERE! An old video of me that just might cheer you up   Songs featured this episode:  - One Foot In the Grave, Common Phrases, The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man  - Don't Cross That Road, Wednesday Night Chronicles, Brennan McFarley  - Anything That Moves Me, What We Wanna Remember, Matt Motern Manly Man  - I Killed That Feeling, Sweetheart Deal, The Finklestinks  - Falling Leaves - LIVE, Extravaganza 2020, The Motern Manly Band  - Tours of Duty/Tours De Force (Live), WMDE 2017 Live in Danvers, The Motern Manly Band Well, it's past my bedtime, so that's all for now. I'll be back with the full episode sometime later this month! But until then, so long and farewell.