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The God Pod is a satirical comedy podcast hosted by God and Jesus. The Divine Duo review the news of the week and try to make sense of the world they created.

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Dear Humans, Recently Jesus and I came across comedian and MAGA prankster Ben Palmer, and after we caught our breath after laughing over his videos we invited him onto the show. We were lucky to speak with him today about his Illegal Immigrant Hotline, to learn how he's been fooling hateful people who are trying to deport their neighbors. These people he's exposing have NEVER listened to Jesus 'Love Thy Neighbor' request!     We also discuss: Ben's wildest calls, including a woman furious that a presumed "illegal" drives a nicer car. The notorious kindergarten teacher who wants her student's parents deported How Ben's style of trolling is really comedy used for accountability, giving listeners a way to laugh while confronting bigotry. These callers love anonymity and only balk when there's even a hint their names might be attached. Ben's comedy career and how his hotline videos exploded across YouTube and Instagram. Potential future bits like a "Call God" hotline for religious haters and even an Epstein Island customer service line. Be sure to visit BenPalmerTour.com and check him out on YouTube and Instagram for more! As a thanks for reading Letters from God, here is 20% off a paid subscription. Sign up today to help us keep up the fight against fascism and keep our momentum going strong: Get 20% off for 1 year When you sign up as a paid subscriber you're standing against the silence. You're helping us expose their plans, fight their propaganda, and build a movement that cannot be erased. Never give up. Love, God
Dear Humans, Today Jesus and I were joined by writer and human rights lawyer Qasim Rashid, who watched and analyzed last night's State of the Union so you didn't have to! Qasim truly did the LORD's work by calling out all the lies Trump spewed for nearly two hours on Tuesday night. Be sure to follow him! Plus, we discuss: Corporate Democrats & APAC/Meta/Palantir influence, and the DCCC pre-selecting candidates and undermining primaries The contrast between corporate leadership (Schumer, Jeffries, Newsom) and movement candidates (Mamdani, AOC, Working Families Party) "Vote blue no matter who" hypocrisy and refusal to fully back Mamdani after a fair primary win The Epstein Files, censorship, and why covering up is treated as a confession Exhaustion as a fascist strategy, mental health, taking breaks, and using art/music for resistance Plans for a karaoke marathon fundraiser in order to support Working Families Party–style organizing Speaking of karaoke, God wraps the show up with Muse's 'Resistance'! You're halfway through the week! You got this! PS - Every subscription keeps us pushing back on Corporate Media, Trump's non-stop lies, and the Project 2025 machine. If you're able, join today. Subscribe now  
Dear Humans, NOTE: Jesus was out sick today. Instead, I hung out with "your weirdo friend," Dr. G! They're a community college rhetorician and gender studies teacher who studies how people talk about things and the impact of that. Make sure to follow them here. Today we covered: Why the way we talk about Epstein matters, and why Dr. G wants less "thrill" and more "consequences, please" The dominoes falling faster overseas, and why international paper trails make coverups way harder to pull off Mike Johnson as a haunted Victorian doll, a creepy elf on the shelf, and the Covenant Eyes "accountability buddy" nightmare that turns your stomach for a reason Why they want you stuck in fear mode, and how hopelessness is their favorite drug Dead internet theory, bots, and the idea that likes are being manipulated to make creators feel alone, even when views are still huge "Don't give him oxygen" as a strategy, plus your sanity check on skipping the State of the Union and choosing literally anything else The Duluth power-and-control wheel, and why it maps disturbingly well onto authoritarian tactics What people can actually do: neighborhood-level organizing, mutual aid, taking marching orders from experienced organizers, and letting "big quiet dudes" run interference for community safety Happy Tuesday, humans. Enjoy this episode with Dr. G, your weirdo friend, and please, for the love of Me, I hope you're doing anything else right now instead of giving Tangerine Palpatine more of your precious time. Love, God
Dear Humans, Happy Friday! Thank you for being here. Mainstream media is owned by right wing billionaires. But they don't own us. You're the reason this newsletter still exists and reaches over 150,000 people every single day. If you can, please consider joining today as a paid subscriber. Subscribe now Lo, today we didst throw an emergency show because the Supreme Court struck down Trump's tariffs. SMITE! Today we covered: Reports that Trump found out at a governors' breakfast and immediately started raging and swearing about "these effing courts," because nothing says leadership like ruining brunch The latest polls from Harry Enten Kevin Hassett getting caught confidently wrong on camera right before the ruling dropped, which warmed our divine heart Fox News having to explain the ruling in real time President Epstein crashes out for an hour and looks totally miserable while God and Jesus mock him "I'm very good at reading language" The running question nobody answered: "When will you give us our money back, ahole?" Happy Friday, humans! Enjoy this emergency reaction episode of the God Show. Love, God PS - Every subscription keeps us pushing back on Christian nationalism and the Project 2025 machine. If you're able, join today. Subscribe now
Dear Humans, Good evening. Thank you for being here. Mainstream media is owned by right wing billionaires. But they don't own us. You're the reason this newsletter still exists and reaches over 150,000 people every single day. If you can, please consider joining today as a paid subscriber. Subscribe now LO, today we didst celebrate the UK arresting Prince Andrew over the Epstein fallout, because it's a rare sight in 2026: rich people facing consequences. Then we watched Trump's "Board of Peace" event devolve into a surreal hostage photo op, complete with music that made the whole thing feel like a cursed wedding reception. We also covered: MAGA eating itself alive after the Epstein file drops, including Bannon's texts and that "25th Amendment" bombshell Why the DOJ "Make America Safe Again" banner looks like a message to the country: I control justice, so give up now Les Wexner getting called out as a key money pipeline behind Epstein's empire Howard Lutnick allegedly buying a mansion next to Epstein through a trust for ten dollars, because apparently corruption comes with a Groupon They want you exhausted. They want you to give up. Tonight is proof that the walls of their pedo-empire are falling down. Nothing on Earth will stop this reckoning. Love, God
Dear Humans, Today we replayed the moment Trump tried to dodge Epstein questions from Kaitlan Collins by doing what he always does with a woman reporter: insults, sexism, and "why don't you smile." Then we watched her go on Colbert and explain the obvious: you don't "smile" while asking questions about survivors. Her calm response made his behavior look even worse. We also covered: Ted Lieu laying out what the law actually says about "party guys" and accountability Wexner doing the "I was duped" routine on the day he's being questioned Europe pushing forward with investigations while the U.S. keeps trying to stall They want you tired and quiet. Don't give them the Me-damned satisfaction. Love, God
Dear Humans, Today on The God Show, we watched the interview Trump and CBS didn't want you to see. CBS blocked Colbert from airing his James Talarico interview, so Colbert posted it online instead. And it immediately backfired. Here's the part that matters. The clips from the "FCC-censored" Tallarico interview started pulling views like a runaway train: YouTube 1.3M, Instagram 1.6M, TikTok 2.4M, Twitter 5.1M. For context, Colbert's show averages 2.3 million viewers on linear TV. What a bunch of morons! They tried to shrink the message and accidentally turned it into a megaphone. We also covered: The DOJ/Epstein material you're being told to "move on" from, and why that demand is the tell Fox trying to sanitize Epstein as a harmless "party guy" and why that's the moral bottom of the barrel Blessings & Smites, including Bruce Springsteen, Jesse Jackson, and a long list of people who deserve none of our patience They can throttle the feed, they can threaten the networks, they can demand we "move on," but they can't make us forget what we've learned, and they can't stop us from telling the truth out loud. Love, God  
Dear Humans, Donald Trump's polls are collapsing across the board, and Harry Enten came in with the numbers like a man holding a toilet brush. Every major pollster is showing second-term lows, and the big headline is simple: he's doing worse now than he was at the same point in term one, and independents are abandoning him even harder. On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I walked through the data and why it's getting so much worse. We also covered: The "no floor" problem and how Trump's second term is now polling worse than his first Independents collapsing on him, and why losing the center means you lose everything God returning from vacation and immediately failing to actually rest, because of course A quick recap of the "Pam Bondi day" insanity and why the lies just keep multiplying A clip that goes straight for the throat on ICE and the masked paramilitary reality of what's happening right now The Gavin Newsom discourse and why people are not obligated to accept a corporate anointed candidate How the "big tent" always somehow excludes the left while tolerating near-Republicans The depressing midterm crystal-ball thread and why despair is spreading even among the most engaged people Notification chaos: missing live alerts, spam filters, and why you may need to set your own daily 2 p.m. alarm A rapid-fire CTA lesson from Jesus on actually telling people what to do, plainly Ben Palmer (Illegal Immigrant Report troll hero) confirmed for Thursday We will never give up. We will never move on. We will never stop speaking truth to evil. One day at a time. Love, ❤️ God PS - If this work helps you stay sharp instead of numb, an annual subscription to Letters from God is 34% off until midnight. Get 34% off for 1 year
Dear Humans, Jesus here, and on today's episode of The God Show we watched Democrats on Capitol Hill absolutely SMITE Pam Bondi as they questioned her over her mishandling of the Epstein Files. It did not go well for Pam. At all. You may've heard that Trump has been unhappy with her performances during public appearances, and today's hearing proves why. Each time she responded to a grilling, she either: crashed out like a toddler had a brain fart offered up some terrible attempt at a zinger from her Burn Book We watched the hearing live through Jasmine Crockett's epic takedown of Pam. As if Jasmine's time wasn't amazing enough, she stormed out right after Pam made Jasmine's point for her when talking about prosecutiopns. We also reviewed Cathy Fink's latest anti-Trump video, looked at new polling concerning Canadian's visiting America, and watched a great moment from Fox News yesterday when Jesse Waters was called a fascist. Watch now for a smite-ful and fun time with Jesus and the angels! Love, 🌈 Jesus  
Dear Humans, HARK! Today Thomas Massey and Ro Khanna escalated the Epstein file fight, and Massey is openly threatening to go nuclear this week. If Pam Bondi keeps flouting the law and refusing to unredact names, he says he's prepared to start reading Epstein client names on the House floor, so this is definitely happening and that right soon. After that, Jesus and I did what we always do: we tried to stay sane inside the chaos, roast the hypocrites, and keep one eye on the reality that the empire always tries to strike back the moment the pressure starts working. On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I also covered: We also covered: The Super Bowl fallout, including the yearly racist meltdown over Spanish and "nobody understands a word" whining The off-brand Turning Point halftime show, including the "catch my fish, drive my truck, drink my beer" moment Trump complaining about Bad Bunny while being in the Epstein files 38,000 times The Elmo insanity and the "deport Elmo" brainworms The Ring ad "lost dog" vibe and what it's actually selling The good news: the illegal immigrant report tip-line troll guy agreed to come on the show next week
Dear Humans, Today Donald Trump posted a racist AI video of the Obamas depicting them as apes. It was so vile they deleted it after the blowback, then tried to blame a staffer like he isn't the same man who constantly posts insane shit in the middle of the night. On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I covered the fallout, including a Trump voter calling into C-SPAN to apologize for voting for him and explain exactly why this finally snapped something in his brain. We also covered: Tim Scott's reaction and the accidental confession inside the phrase "most racist thing I've seen out of this White House" The White House's first defense: "fake outrage," "Lion King parody," and "report on something that matters" Why the "staffer did it" excuse is bullshit when the post went up late at night The pattern: racism + Epstein coverups + election intimidation + "move on" propaganda The "dual state" explanation of authoritarian life feeling weirdly normal until the prerogative state hits you The general state of the economy and why people are breaking under prices, healthcare, and corporate squeeze A little cultural sanity break with Sir Ian McKellen reciting Shakespeare They want you numb. They want you quiet. And they want you to accept open racism as background noise while they do worse things off camera.  
Dear Humans, Today on The God Show, Jesus and I covered the National Prayer Breakfast, where Donald Trump did his usual holy cosplay while the Epstein story keeps tightening around his neck. At one point he literally told the country to "move on," which is a totally normal thing to say when you're innocent. Then the opening prayer happened. Rep. Jonathan Jackson stood right in front of Trump and prayed for him to find compassion, courage, and clarity, while directly referencing the families burying their loved ones in Minneapolis. In other words: he told Donald to stop being a monster, right to his stupid face. Watching that evil bastard stew through it was pure catharsis. (NOTE: The prayer begins around the 18 minute mark). On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I also covered: Trump throwing Pam Bondi under the bus while trying to create legal cover for the Georgia election raid Trump attacking Kaitlan Collins for asking about Epstein survivors, including the "they released too much" lie AI misinformation Epstein distractions and Zoran Mamdani's response A quick run through headlines, including Dem leaders caving on the mask ban for federal immigration agents, GOP retirements, and Elon getting ordered to sit for a deposition  
Dear Humans, Today on The God Show, Jesus and I played a clip from an anti-fascist leftist hero who set up a fake "Illegal Immigrant Report" tip line, and racist snitches keep calling it thinking it's real. One of them was a kindergarten teacher trying to get her own 6-year-old student's parents deported. Yes, really. She said it all out loud, then immediately lost her mind the second the guy on the phone started repeating her cruelty back to her in plain English. And after that, we kept going: more calls, more bigots outing themselves, and more proof that these people aren't "concerned citizens." They're wannabe deportation cops with Fox News for a brain. We also hit the real news, including: new polling from Harry Enten showing Americans do not trust Trump on elections a surprise Supreme Court move on California's new maps a Tulsi Gabbard whistleblower deadline that's about to detonate by Friday Seriously though, when you hear how these callers react when the "agent" simply restates what they're asking for, you're going to laugh your ass off. These racist schmucks want to do evil, but they ALSO want to feel self-righteous while they do it. The second you repeat their own evil desires back to them, they totally freak out! There was righteous laughter today. The kind that cleanses your soul. Enjoy!
Dear Humans, God and Jesus were thrilled to be joined by the creator of the God Show's unofficial theme song, It Ain't Gonna Go Away! Cathy Fink talked to us about how she got started in her singing/songwriting career, why she writes so many great songs about the current political climate, the impact that she and God have on the world, and so much more! Don't miss this very special episode of The God Show - it feels like we got to meet a celebrity in Cathy! And check out her website, where you can purchase her amazing music.
Today, Marjorie Taylor Greene gave a new interview where she tore King Donold and MAGA a new anus. On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I cover that interview. We also covered: The Grammys turning into an anti-ICE moment, including Bad Bunny and Billie Eilish speaking out. Bless them for speaking out! Trump threatening to sue Trevor Noah over a joke about Epstein Island. Bless you, Trevor Noah! The new Epstein-files chaos continuing, including documents getting posted, deleted, and victims getting exposed while the powerful billionaire pedos stay protected The Texas special election shocker, why Fox sounded spooked, and why Republicans are panicking about the midterms The latest from Harry Enten! Trump is totally underwatah! Trump openly saying Republicans should "take over" voting and "nationalize" elections, while bragging Georgia is about to produce "interesting things" A quick whiplash tour through the day's headlines, because the news has been totally insane We also took a breath when things got overwhelming. There was gallows humor. There was music.
Dear Humans, Today the Department of Injustice announced the "final" release of the Epstein files. Oh but at the same time, they admitted that there are three million more documents "don't count." They also posted a bunch of horrifying material then deleted it 20 minutes later. On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I walked through what was released, and what was deleted, as it happened. We also covered: Why releasing and deleting documents is itself a confession The arrest of Don Lemon on the same day as a distraction tactic How ICE violence, media silence, and Epstein are all being managed the same way Once you see what's inside and how this is being handled, you understand why they never wanted these files opened in the first place. We also took a breath when things got overwhelming. There was gallows humor. There was music. There was a cute goat. Love, God  
On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I followed a pattern that corporate media keeps conveniently ignoring: • The FBI raid on Georgia election offices and why it's barely being covered • Why Georgia and Minnesota keep showing up in the same stories • How ICE, elections, and intimidation tactics are starting to overlap • Republican Senator Thom Thillis scorches Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller on ICE • Why billionaire owned media refuses to connect these dots for you We also did what we always do when the news gets heavy. We argued about pizza. And I sang karaoke.
Dear Humans, On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I discuss: Marco Rubio got exposed on Capitol Hill Kristi Noem throws Stephen Miller under the ICE bus The government is lying, and people aren't buying it anymore. Between the hearings and the horror, we sang. We took breathers. We let music carry what rage alone can't. From classic rock karaoke to Bruce Springsteen carving Minneapolis into history, today was special. Keep filming! Keep showing up! And never forget that… You, the people, have the power. Love, God
Dear Humans, Thanks for joining today as we covered one of the most surreal moments yet of this presidency. Republican President Epstein went on camera and actually said that Americans can't have guns, all while his masked gestapo uses their guns on Americans. It is their most hypocritical, most desperate defense yet. It's a hill they're going to lose on. Jesus and I also spend time reviewing how SNL, Kimmel, Colbert, and Jon Stewart responded to this latest horrific murder of a US citizen by Trump's government. You are not powerless. You are the reason that ICE shall be abolished. Remember that. Love, God
On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I discuss: ICE executed Alex Pretti, a VA ICU nurse, on camera and the video evidence is so damning that even Fox News and conservative figures couldn't sell the lie that he was a "terrorist." The right fractured in real time. Trump voters, gun owners, and Republicans began publicly turning on ICE as the Second Amendment hypocrisy collapsed and people realized, "If this happened to him, it could happen to me." Trump Taco. After days of backlash, President Epstein backed down, called Governor Walz, sidelined Greg Bovino, and sent Tom Homan to Minnesota as polls show ICE and DHS approval in free fall. Is this a tipping point? Or more toxic optimism? Seize the day! Mock the fascists!
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Arman Fareed

djjjf

Oct 4th
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Derek Manuel

I sincerely pray for you two. pretending to be the Father and His Son and using profanity and mocking in a skit. He the almighty God of high has punished people for far less.

Oct 16th
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Daniel Cole

biden's son story came back and bit you in the ass didn't it hahaha LOL

Aug 26th
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Natsumi Westra

Tod needs help. I miss God tbqh... can someone please help Tod break his addiction to Trump?

May 7th
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zzix

life is too short for eating bad wine Jesus

Jan 11th
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Veronica Bonner

people be acting mean and hateful towards one another

Jul 17th
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ChumleyD

Great episode overall. I loved the Irish accents. They were making me laugh the whole time. I was disappointed that they cut off Blessings And Smites from Santa. Santa is hilarious, and his Blessings And Smites make me laugh every time. Now, I feel like the episode is unfinished.

Mar 21st
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Darcy Jennings

I never thought i would ever listen to a podcast with god in the title but im glad i did yes it's juvenile but also funny, topical and easy to listen to if god did exist hopefully he would be more like this 😊

Mar 6th
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Natsumi Westra

wonderful episode!

Feb 28th
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Dman64

Come on bring Santa back, I like the show, but it got real funny win Santa Claus was there

Feb 27th
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Crystal Lening

God, I love the podcast been listening a couple years. Santa, as a child I was terrified of you, this has not helped.

Jan 17th
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Kangaroo Jack

fuck you guys just made my day by talking about my review of your mad show. my life would be irreligious without you folks.

Jan 13th
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Kangaroo Jack

for all the naysayers who feel the show is juvenile you do know that Cheeses listen to this podcast.

Jan 5th
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Dman64

Out of all the gods you got the best goddamn podcast Jesus I think you sound like a man

Jan 5th
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Ronald Ward

FUNNY SHIT, Relax and enjoy. It's a great way to just laugh ,and laugh you will. Santa is FUCKING HILARIOUS

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Claire Voyant

I am so confused. Jesus' voice sounds like an older lady speaking.

Dec 30th
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ltoy37 37

This is my first episode and it's amazeballs. Or as L Fer says it's "tight"!

Nov 2nd
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Robin Bone

Rev Bones here. 5 star because you God are about as close as I get to religion anymore thanks Satan

Sep 8th
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Veronica Bonner

that's nasty

Sep 8th
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Veronica Bonner

don't blasphemy God he's in charge of everything

Sep 8th
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