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Hanna and Andrew embark on QUITE a conversational adventure prompted by a voicemail from Hanna's mom. Plus, Hanna discovers a cleaning easter egg in a beloved film. Andrew is now making special ice cubes for his puppy after receiving some cautionary advice from a Scrub Jockey. And he's gearing up for some professional cleaners who are soon headed his way. 

Hanna has a profound realization about her kitchen floor…and it's not good! She and Andrew also flip through a 1960s-era cleaning guide sent in by Scrub Jockey #29. Listener Dan offers an incredibly messy story about a backseat explosion. And listener Connie has some great dog advice as well as a cautionary tale about ice (the frozen kind, not the paramilitary kind.) 

Hanna and Andrew have the rare treat of recording the show together in Seattle with special guest Lucy The Dog! Andrew, as always, asks Hanna to report on his house's scent profile. Plus, they have a conspiracy theory about Swiffer Wet Jets that they're ready to spread. And "Rated C For Clean" is back with an incredible stain-removal scene from the new Lizzy Borden series on Netflix. 

Andrew finds himself in the middle of an identity crisis after buying a new stain remover. Hanna's search for a new clothes hamper has her feeling burdened by choice. And the Scrub Jockeys weigh-in on Swiffer dusters, spilled milk, and the proper way to clean other people's stuff. 

Hanna has a moment of clarity regarding The Underrated Benefits Of White Sheets (which is also a potential book title.) She and Andrew discuss the power of bleach, and how it must be respected. They also hear an epic story of milk gone bad…and the family dynamics that go along with it.