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Two fabulous Bisaya friends bringing their unapologetic dark humor to the world! Meet Elsa and Chayong—mga magbarkada nga walay preno sa katabi-an! From the most random chika to the deepest, wildest conversations, nothing is off-limits. Join us as we talk about anything and everything under the sun… or the moon!

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Anniversary Chaos! 🎂

Anniversary Chaos! 🎂

2026-02-1001:00:17

Happy 1st Anniversary, CWL! One year na gyud tawn ta, and to celebrate this milestone, paminawa ninyo ang hinubog version ni Chayong kon giunsa ug ngano bitaw na-create ning podcast—bisan medyo hanap na ang panan-aw sa kadasig! Supposedly highlights ni sa atong first year and favorite episodes, pero murag nasungkit man sa among frenny nga si Harvey ang spotlight kay siya na man ang nahimong main topic, murag siya hinuon ang naay birthday sa kalami sa storya! lol. 🫢Ug kay gipasagdan man namo ang universe nga mo-lead sa chika, diara na... na-sudlan na gyud nato ang kalibutan sa NETWORKING! Paminaw na mo dzae para masabtan ninyo nganong hangtud karon, allergic na gyud og maayo si Elsa anang "Open minded ka ba?" ug ngano na-trauma siya sa kinabuhing "Power!" Paminaw na dayon para dungan tang mangatawa ug mangahilak! 🥂✨#CWL1stAnniversary #S02E15 #BisayaPodcast #NetworkingTrauma #PowerKuno #ChayongHubog #HarveyMainCharacter #KanalEnergy #OpenMindedKaBa #BisayaKanal
Ready na ba mo sa labing bongga nga oversharing session? 💄✨In this episode, walay preno ang chika nilang Elsa and Chayong about everything BEAUTY! Gikan sa ilang current skincare holy grails hangtod sa mga "secret weapon" tips and tricks gikan sa archive.Nag-uwan sab og mga Beau-conera secrets ug raketerang hacks nga karon lang gyud nila i-reveal! 👑 Gikan sa pag-gamit og duct tape hangtod sa 'pampa-pilit' sa smile—naa diri tanan! 👑 From past to present, kani nga episode is all about the glow-up we all deserve.Paminaw na para dili mo ma-late sa beauty trends! 💖#LetsTalkBeauty #ElsaAndChayong #BeautySecrets #PageantHacks #S02E14 #BisayaPodcast
Mura na gyud ta'g mabuang ani, mga madi! Nakasuway na ba mo anang pagmata ninyo pagkahuman sa usa ka gabii nga "one drink lang," wala na mo kabalo kung hangover ba ni o laing variant na pod sa COVID? 🍻🦠In this episode, atong i-dissect ang current kinabuhi ni Chayong nga naningkamot pag ayo og pakig-sabay sa mga Gen Z. Imagine, 6 AM na pero ang ante ninyo, wala pa gihapon nisurender! Is it giving "Party Girl" or is it giving "Crisis"?Dili lang ta basta-basta mag-tabi bahin sa tagay, kay lawmon nato gamay: Nganong mura man tag gi-uhaw og maayo paghuman sa Pandemic? From the trauma of lockdowns to the trauma of hangovers—atong balikan ang saddest era of our lives and why we’re making up for lost time (sa bar)... Or are we really going there? Join Elsa and Chayong as they navigate the fine line between being "social" and being "alcoholic." 🥃✨Ayaw na’g daghang katarungan, paminaw na sa Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you hide from your responsibilities!
We’ve all had those "ikyas" moments, but Elsa took it to a professional level. This week, we talk about the adrenaline of sneaking out for computer games and the quiet bravery of hiding who you are in the bottom of a backpack.Chayong shares the younger sibling perspective—watching, learning, and idolizing the rebellion. We’re laughing until the very end, where a shared secret comes to the surface and changes the narrative.Stick around for the end where we unearth a secret that neither of us saw coming. 💀✨#PodcastLife #BisayaHumor #SecretUnearthed #ComputerShopDays
Hold your breath, mga brod and sis, because the mystery is FINALLY over! 2026 is just starting, but Elsa Mae is already claiming the throne. 👑Si Chayong, literal nga na-shookt! 😱 Is it a wedding? A career shift? Or did Elsa finally audition for Drag Race Philippines? All we can say is: NANAKIT ANG MGA BAT-ANG NI ELSA! 🦴 Is it the heels? Is it the choreography? Or is it the sheer weight of this PASA-VOGUE?Buckle up, dzae, because we are in for the ride of our lives! Listen now and join the chaos. 🎙️🌈Comment down below: Unsay inyong biggest pasabog karong 2026? I-share na na diri, kay kami ray mo-judge ninyo! Charot! 💋#CWLSeason2 #ElsaPasaVogue #ChekaWaiLimit #BisayaPodcast #BatAngChronicles #2026Pasabog
GUTAD-GUTAD PARA SA 2026! 🔪🧅 Last episode for the year and we’re going out with a BANG... literally, sa tiyan ni Chayong! 💨Samtang busy ta’g hiwa sa pang-Media Noche, atong kumustahon si Chayong nga naa karon sa "secret location" (Clue: Daghan ug motor, lami ang kape, ug iyang gikaon mura'g nag-party sa iyang tinai! 🍜🛵). Naglain ang tiyan sa tunga-tunga sa recording, mhie! Ambush kaayo!Atong i-recap ang ka-shade sa 2025 ug i-manifest ang atong 2026 plans: ✨ Elsa’s "Pop Star" recording studio sessions (Paminaw mo sa snippets, basin mapalid mo!) ✨ Ang mga "Sana All" wishes nato for next year! ✨ Is Chayong okay? Or kailangan na gyud niya og Diatabzzz?!Salamat sa pagpaminaw sa mga parts sa Season 2, CWL fam! Goodbye 2025! Hep-hep, HOORAY! 🥂👋#CWL #ChekaWaiLimit #Goodbye2025 #BisayaPodcast #SecretTrip #ChayongAndElsa #Season1Finale #PanuhotEra
The "Virgin" Christmas 🎄

The "Virgin" Christmas 🎄

2025-12-2301:00:44

Prepping for Noche Buena? Let us keep you company! 🎄✨Whether you’re slicing the ham, mixing the fruit salad, or trying to figure out how to stretch that budget—we’re right there with you in the kitchen! 🔪🥗In this episode, we’re keeping the energy high while you cook:The "Bold Star" Detour: Auntie Priscilla took us on a wild tangent... don't blame us if you drop your ladle laughing! 😂The P500 Challenge: We’re comparing the controversial Noche Buena budget to our reality in Sydney and Bangkok. The Nostalgia Trip: Talking about 9 Mornings and the childhood foods that made us fall in love with Christmas. 🥘Turn the volume up, don't let the onions make you cry, and let’s get this Noche Buena prep started! 🎙️Listen now while you prep!What are you cooking right now while listening? Tell us in the comments! 👇#PaskongPinoy #NocheBuenaPrep #PodcastCompanion #KitchenVibes #SydneyToBangkok
Oh my gulay, it's Christmas season, mga bes! 🥂And we're not celebrating alone! The legendary @Charden69 joins Chayong and Elsa to unpack the sheer drama of 90s/2000s classroom Christmas parties.From the chaotic exchanges (where someone always cried because they got a soap instead of a doll) to the required PHP20 donation for a case of sodas, and the iconic showdown of new clothes while carrying Christmas gifts. Plus, the tea on what Christmas was like when they were just little, innocent kids.P.S. We might have lost Charden mid-session, but her spirit (and shade) lives on!Tune in for the ultimate festive throwback! 🎅#CWL #ChekaWaiLimit #BisayaPodcast #ChristmasNostalgia #ClassroomParty #90sKids #ElsaAtChayong #GaysOfBukidnon
It’s your favorite Wednesday bisyo, mga ka-Cheka! 🇸🇬✈️ In today’s episode, we take you to the MerLion City! Chayong and Elsa maximized their 13-hour layover in Singapore—early morning arrivals, airplane kabilinggan, and feeling Morning Girls at Jewel Changi. BUT HERE IS THE TEA: 🍵 Listeners, ayaw mo’g kakurat ha? This episode is technically "2 months in the making." While recording amidst the fabulous plants of Jewel Changi, our session got abruptly cut due to technical issues (or basin gi-badlong mi sa spirits of the vortex?). So, the second half of this episode was recorded almost 2 months later! You will literally see... and hear the timeline shift. ⏳ And the saddest part (maybe)? Notice the second half... wala na mi faces. 🥺 Yes, mga brod and sissies, Chayong and Elsa are officially apart again. Which means we are back to our "no-face," LDR recording era. Paminaw mo sa transition from "Live in SG" to "LDR Realness." Catch the angsha moments now! #ChekaWaiLimit #CWLSeason2 #SingaporeLayover #LDRIsReal #JewelChangi #BisayaPodcast #TechnicalDifficulties
Excuse lang jud sa audio gamay kay medyo pobre pa. Pero mga shoys ug mga shays, hiposa na ang mga fragile items kay magka-gubot ta karon! 🥊 For the very first time this Season 2, nibisita mi sa among sis nga si Kitty to spill not just the tea, but the whole takure! Atong pagahisgutan ang friendship dynamics—kanang from "strangers to besties", "besties for life" padung sa "kaila ko sa imong baho, animal ka!" 🐍 Ngano ma-Friendship Over? Na over ba gyud? Kinsay kusog mag-selos kung naay kuyog lain? Ug ang pangutana sa Purok Leader: KINSA ANG NAKA-IGIT?! 💩 Ayaw na pag-inarte, paminaw na kay basig ikaw na ang sunod libakon! 🎧 Stream now on Spotify & Apple Podcasts! #ChekaWaiLimit #CWLSeason2 #FriendshipOver #NakaIgitChronicles #BisayaPodcast #Warla
Salty, Sassy, and Seriously Jet-Lagged!   From zero-to-airport realness in 60 seconds to the turbulence that almost sent us straight to Jesus... WE ARE BACK! Join Chayong and Elsa as they give you a rapid-fire, unfiltered recap of their trip to Adelaide while waiting for our dear friend and most gracious host, Kitty, to pick us up from the airport. She’s our hero, mga mars! 💖 Hear all about: • The instant-prep chaos that only two fabulous queens can pull off. • Chayong's new Barista Crush at the airport. Hay, unrequited love in Gate 5. • Their dramatic, fear-filled turbulence experience (spoiler: they survived, barely). • The essential art of panghimantay (side-eye/people-watching) in the departure lounge. Sorry kaayo, mga mars, for the late drop! Our editing team needed a minute to recover from the sheer iconic-ness (and slight sickness 🤒).   Ready to spill the tea? 🎧 Listen now! #CWL #ChekaWaiLimit #Adelaide #BisayaPodcast #GayBestFriends #TravelChika #TurbulenceTrauma #KittyOurHostessWithTheMostess #S2E1 (maybe?)
Tambay Gurls

Tambay Gurls

2025-11-1142:22

"Tambay? Yes, and your point is?" 😏   Mga sizt, gikapoy na mo sa among ka-glamorous? Aw, sorry! This week, among isalida ang among tambay days. Dili lang ni chika-chika, kundi ang among “proud” nga pagka-labelan ug Tambay (a.k.a. dropout, pero sa high fashion way… Maybe). Hali, mag picnic ta with Elsa & Chayong, mag-lafang dapit sa Barrenjoey Lighthouse, para balikan pag usab ang memories sa ilang dropout days: ang kalipay sa cutting class ug ang pagharian (rayna-raynahan) sa billiards table. Kinsa'y mupili ug Algebra kung makat-on ka mag-hustle? Pero kinsa ang na-ban kay CHEKA WAI LIMIT kaayo? 😂   Paminawa na ang among new episode, kay basin makadungog (or makita) pa siguro mo sa among Director/Producer, si Bush Turkey, nga boot mangilog sa among mga footwear og bags, pero dili amoang mga chichirya! 💅 🙄   #CWL #ChekaWaiLimit #TambayGoals #BisayaComedy #HighSchoolThrowback #BilliardsKing #DropoutPeroHappy
Let's ride, queens! The impossible has happened: Chayong has finally landed in Elsa's territory! For one brief, shining, and utterly chaotic visit, the legendary CWL duo is finally together in the Land Down Under! Prepare to WATCH the glorious reunion and the ensuing pandemonium as Chayong navigates his first chaotic hours in Sydney. That's right, CWL is officially a VIDEO PODCAST… for now, sa YT platform, and you get a front-row seat to the culture shock, the dramatic airport pickup, and the visible shade! • Arrival Drama: Was Elsa on time? Did Chayong lose his luggage (and his sanity) in customs? Watch the immediate aftermath of a long-haul flight as two dramatic best friends reunite! • The Sydney Shock: See Chayong's face as he gives his unfiltered first impressions of the city. Are the people too friendly? Is the coffee too expensive? Did he try to pet a magpie? • Best Friend Trauma Bonding (Live!): Get a visual of the high-energy, unfiltered, and deeply dark humor that happens when these two are finally in the same room. Grab your kape or your alak (alcohol), look at our faces, buckle up, and prepare to cheka (chitchat) until your lungs hurt! This is a limited-time reunion, so watch it before the jetlag wears off! Walay limit! (No limit!)
Remember when love, friendship, and kalat all started with… ‘REG LOVE NAME AGE LOCATION’ or ‘ASL pls?’ 🫣😂   Join Elsa and Chayong for our wildest, most nostalgic season finale yet! This episode dives deep into the textmate era, the chaotic world of MIRC clans / Yahoo! <PING> 😵‍💫, the thrill (and sometimes horror) of ‘eyeballs,’ and how far we’ve come from begging for 20 pesos pasaload… to flexing fully-paid iPhone Pro Max realness. 💅✨   Expect isturya, bahakhak, kaulaw, and kalat—because Cheka Wai Limit jud! 🫶 <3   If you’ve ever joined a clan, been ghosted bisan unlitext, or said “Pa-share-a-load pls” as a love language… dis 1s 4 u.  (•_•) ( •_•)😘   CHEKA NA Y LIM8! (^_-)   #CWL #ChekaWaiLimit #PodcastPH #PinoyPodcast #BisayaPodcast #TextmateEra #MIRCChronicles #EyeballDiaries #FromLoadToiPhone #MillennialMemories #Batang90s #Batang2000s #PinoyThrowback #KalatEra #PodcastForTheGirls #ChekaNation #SeasonFinale
🧁✨ From Tyra Banks’ ice cream slayage in Sydney to our “Kambal Sa Uma” forehead scratch coincidence (like, psychic twin realness 😵‍💫), we spiraled from dessert to palahubog-era throwbacks ni Elsa real quick!   👑 PLUS — our unsweetened take on the Miss Q&A Malaybalay 2025 results (spoiler: everyone deserves the crown, okay?) 👀   And yes… Chayong drops a juicy embarrassing revelation she thought no one heard — but guess what, Elsa knows, and so do we. 🫢   🎧 LISTEN NOW on your fave platform — because sa CWL, walay limit ang cheka, pero naa jud ang tinuod. 😌   #ChekaWaiLimit #CWLep21 #TyraIceCreamRealness #KambalSaUmaVibes #PalahubogChronicles #MissQA2025Tea #NadungganNiElsa
🌈 CWL Episode 20 is OUT and it’s serving RAINBOW REALNESS, mga gworlz! 💅✨ This is not just another cheka — it’s a pride-powered time travel with glitter, giggles, and a dash of gay panic!   👑 From the fierce, current nights of Malaybalay’s Miss Q&A ‘competation’, 🧙‍♀️ to flying high with Wicked’s misunderstood queen Elphaba, 🌈 to marching beside Judy Garland down the yellow brick road, — we’re diving deep into the fabulous, the fun, and the fighting spirit behind the LGBTQIA+ movement.   💖 Unsaon pag-celebrate og Pride kung di nato mailhan ang kaagi ug kalibutan sa atong komunidad? Let’s walk hand-in-hand down this rainbow-colored road — with laughs, a little shade, and a whole lotta love! plus, some Dad jokes nga dili kalikayan opkors!   🎙️ This episode is for the yadz, baklas, baye-bayes, yuvmeyz, tomboys, pan, trans, bi, and or proud allies — kay trabaho ni sa vocal cords, pero gugma among puhunan! 🏳️‍🌈   📲 Stream now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, or kung asa man mo mag-cheka sa kinabuhi!   ⸻   #CWL #ChekaWaiLimit #PrideEpisode #CelebrateQueerness #BisayaPodcastPower #BornThisWayBaby #SomewhereOverTheChismis #ChayongAndElsaGoPride #QueerHistoryIsPower #TagYourBaklaBestie #WickedRealness #MissQandA
Nagsugod lang mi sa shoe aisle sa mall — kay ngano man jud nga naay mic check sa department store? 🎤👠 Pero wa mi kabantay, nalugos mi ug sakay sa mga estorya about public transportation… From jeep nga mura’g horror booth to Tri-Sikad nga murag concert tour sa PCD! 😂🚆🚌 And kabalo ba mo nga we have what we call MOTORELA sa Mindanao?   Apan ang true ride? Ang among lakang padulong sa memory lane… ug ang real talk bahin sa mga batang hamugaway nga nahimong juvenile street thugs. 😢   Chika ni Elsa ug Chayong: unsa man jud ang kulang sa atong systema kagahpon nga naa pa gihapon karon? Ug ngano nagka-ingon ani ang uban sa kabatan-onan?   🎧 Paminawa mga sizt! Basin kamo pud, naka-experience ug mic check nga dili lang sa speakers kundi sa inyong pangutok! 😵‍💫 #ChekaWaiLimit #CWLep19 #MicCheckSaMall #CommuteConfessions #MemoryLaneRealness #JuvenileQuestionMark #ElsaChayongChronicles #WaiLimitJud #YesToGodNoToDrugs
Chayong & Elsa went OFF this week—talking about Miss World na medyo “thank you, ladies”, and the chaotic charm of TikTok live selling (kanang mo-shagit ug “Mine na ni ninyo ang shrimp pastes!” like there’s no tomorrow 😩). Also, nag-abot among utok sa usa ka existential crisis: Unsa man jud ang laing Bisaya sa LATIK? Kaguto? Kagutok? O kalagot? Kay init na ang kawali ug ang chika! 🔥😵‍💫 🎙️ Press play for beauty pageants, budget finds, and Bisaya brilliance!   #ChekaWaiLimit #CWLpodcast #LatikLangMalakas #TikTokTitaChronicles #MissWorldOrMissWalayKorona #BisayaVibes #SizzlingChika #MineMineMineNaNi #ElsaUgChayongLangSakalam #ChikaNgaWalayLimit
Let Elsa & Chayong take you on a flaky, buttery ride through tin-can biscuits, pan de sal mornings, brown bread afternoons, and that corner bakery na murag hug from the past nga pie breads og Bagumbayan.   Then—true to form—our ADHD said “hold my carbs” and swerved straight into documentaries: population density, social etiquettes that we hoped to continue, and this Italian town that’s out here living its best vintage life 🇮🇹🎥   Bread? Check. Feelings? Check. Unexpected existential spiral? CHECK. No outline, just vibes. Cheka Wai Limit baya!   #ChekaWaiLimit #CWLep17 #TinCanTreasures #BreadBabies #PanDeSalDays #MemoryLaneSnacks #ADHDChronicles #ExistentialSnaccs #ElsaAndChayongUnfiltered #OldWorldMood #WalaRaPeroLamiRa
Ang mag kumars nga silang Chayong & Elsa, nagpa-humble opinion sa very refreshing Senate election results—charot with conviction!   Pero ang mas labaw nga chika? Si GP, naglibog na jud sa iyang pagka-kinsa… and the girls did their bestest to help him out.   From politics to identity crisis? Walang tapon sa episode na ’to, mga teh!   Catch the convo, the confusion, and the clarity (hopefully) only on #CWLChekaWaiLimitPodcast   Bantay bitaw mo’g maka-relate mo ha… kay kami pud baya!   #CWLep16 #ChikaWithLaban #SenateTea #LibogCentral #MgaBayotSaMikropono 🎤🌈🫶🏼
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