Now Entering Clatfartburg: A Comedy Worldbuilding Podcast

Embody the life of a possum as you navigate a low ropes and high ropes course while under the all-seeing eye of Plum the Possum! Featuring moderate misery, costumes, and ye olde Edgars family. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News ft. Skylar Cloud & The Rainbows 2:36 Intro 5:01 Edgar Edgars Jr., the ziplining fiend 10:57 The low ropes course 15:30 Finding the fun 19:52 Possum 21:38 High ropes course 49:39 The Possum Race 56:16 A recap 58:00 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC    

Yeeehaw!!! Join us as we return to a character that we just keep talking about recently, Arthur Remington. We get into his backstory, his future, and the events of a specific beer crawl he participates in quarterly. Plus we make an arguement for the return of AIEEEEEE! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:22 Intro 07:21 Why is Arthur Remington in the Mines 21:37: Feastinghay Richington Returns 29:28 Worlds Collide 36:21 Danger Strikes 42:47 A Secret Room?? 51:42 A Triumphant Return Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

This kid's play place (as you can clearly tell by its name) is chalk full of themed rooms meant to inspire a child's imagination along with gifting them the fun of a boring task! As you can imagine, we lost our minds recording this one. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:37 Intro and our experiences with kid play places 6:43 The set up 7:57 The exterior/lobby 15:00 General room set up mingled with pirate room 18:45 Pirate room in full swing 23:33 Train 26:39 Cowboy 28:24 Morning commute to boring job 31:56 Board game 34:26 Jungle 36:33 Heist 38:13 Artist room 41:18 Space 44:28 Everything's big 46:48 Cafeteria, bathrooms, and seasonal rooms 49:39 Splash park 52:43 Naming the kid's play place 56:47 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

It's a Rennaisance Fair but NOT the way you would think. We accidentally get fixated on Flippini (sp?) really early in this one, so expect a LOT of pizza content.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:24 Intro 07:16 Clatfartburg's Renaissance Fair 13:38 Categories 16:42 Clatfartburgian Competitors 33:59 Animal Competition 44:25 Improv 46:58 Best Advice 52:84 Flippini Takes it Home! 54:40 Outro "Carefree" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Meet the folks who make other folks want to visit Clatfartburg! We uncover possibly our worst character name to date, the dangers of Tumbler in a gossip's hand, and the statiscal importance of asking a room of 50 people anything and being completely shocked by the response. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.    Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News: Fief 1:54 Host vibe check 4:08 What does the Tourism Board marketing team do? 15:00 The team members 33:08 A campaign gone wrong 51:06 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

IT IS TIME FOR THOU TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF BURGERS! In this episode we explore the ill-fated Burger King franchise that opened in Clatfartburg in the late 90s. Oh? What was that? You think we'll lose the plot? You would be correct.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Merry Crispmas, citizens! Today, we attend the town's annual ice sculpting event - excuse us, frozen water event - introducing new characters, dramatic plot twists, and our favorite, VIOLENCE. Shout out to Josh Groban's song Believe.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News 1:35 Intro 4:00 Binky song flashback 4:47 The set up 9:30 The ice scupltor with a mysterious past 12:44 The Frozen Water Competition 15:49 The pre-planned items for the event 17:14 Too Hot Chocolate 18:56 Florence Outwit 25:29 The competition begins 32:39 A plot twist! 34:23 A meltdown 51:18 Wrap up 54:20 YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEEEEEED IF YOU JUST BELIEEEEEVE   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Election season has passed and now it's time to see who's in office. This episode is the inauguration for Kimberly Tuppence, the city's first juvenile tax collector. Kimberly Says Yes to this episode! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 01:42 Intro and Naming Kimberly 07:56 How Kimberly Won and Who She Is 21:43 The SCANDAL 37:04 Polly Darton 44:50 A Wholesome Conclusion 51:26 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC    

Who makes all the animatronics in Clatfartburg? How did they start out? Why is their workshop in a cave? A whimsical look at the inventor who played a heavy part in the foundation of the town, one goofy robot at a time. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:07 Intro 5:50 The inventor's origins 12:25 Cave workshop and first notable animatronic 22:05 Clatfarburg Community College and our inventor's name 27:46 Inventor's special century-long project 29:29 Family history 33:10 His love life 39:33 The inventor's "adversary" 57:23 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

It's time to tune in to Clatfartburg's biggest awards show at a park ampitheater, the Gary Pinto Awards! Who made the best ice cream innovation? Who had the best personal comeback? Who is the quietest child? And who is the best Pinto? To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:15 Intro 07:47 Gary Pinto 10:54 Pinto Awards 59:10 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Aaaahhhh or AHHHH!!!! ? The High Octane Spa (now with Catz!) has it all. Literally. Enjoy as we lose our minds trying to create this spa when we have never been to one.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:26 Intro 4:25 Energy check-in 7:06 The vibes/theme 20:50 The Flatulence Chamber 22:40 The Lazy Freedom of River 26:54 Spa Services 28:13 Cats? 29:55 Whales 35:52 The Pacing Room 43:35 The spa's name 55:50 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

ooOOOoOOOO!!!! Spooky scary haunts are abound in this.... historical site designated barn??? This episode is haunted because it tooooOOOk twoOOOOOoo tries to record!!! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:25 Intro 04:27 Highlights from our failed recording attempt 06:42 Popcorn Ghost 09:56 Tunnel 15:06 The Barn 19:08 Poppins Rumblesby 50:31 The Future of the Barn 55:53 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

We couldn't resist returning to mini golf to explore Course B, the semi-punishing side of the town's mini golf course. Exposure therapy and forced education can be found in the next 12 holes, but don't worry, you'll probably come out a better person than when you started (??). To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:35 Intro 5:10 Who is the mini golf barker/owner? 12:20 Solely to memorialize "weellll" 13:15 Course B's overall theme and vibe 15:00 GMDR  16:49 Tee Ball 19:53 Home is Where the Mortgage Is 21:35 Creepy Crawlies 25:11 19th Birthday Family Party Simulator 26:22 Ken Burns Core(s) 27:58 Art Golfunkels Breakaway and Course B's specific barker 29:58 Ball Inspection 32:26 B Course Meal 35:58 Fire Safety 38:41 Orange You Glad You Got to Course B? 39:49 Job Hunting 41:41 Percy Fairway's Golf Symposium 43:38 Percy Fariway's background 49:28 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

FORE!!!! Coming your way is an episode on Clatfartburg's miniature golf course, which we planned to explore in its entirety. However, this episode quickly evolves into us just pitching holes back and forth for an hour. Perhaps there's a par of two episodes for this mini golf course 👀. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 01:58 Intro 03:15 Our Mini Golf Experiences 07:49 The Basics of the Course 14:50 Hole Seven 15:54 The Riddle and Course B 18:39 Hole Eleven 21:30 Hole Three 23:28 Hole Two 25:20 Hole Sixteen 26:51 Hole Five 28:48 Hole Twelve 31:00 Hole Nine 32:58 Hole Six 36:01 Hole Fifteen 40:13 Hole Eighteen 43:58 Hole Ten 45:57 Hole Thirteen 48:15 Hole Four 51:05 Hole One 53:04 Hole Eight 54:26 Hole Fourteen 57:06 Hole Seventeen 58:58 Recapping the Holes Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

In the future, boring DMVs are in the past! Explore a DMV unlike any other, themed around the future imagined by the owner in 1982. DJs, high-tech security that involves blindfolds and black lights, and an incredibly long driver's test obstacle course are just some highlights of this state-regulated government building. Recent bonus episode: Clatfartburg's Drag Race Recent commentary track: The Witches (1990) Commentary Track To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:03 Intro  5:24 Our understanding of DMVs 8:44  Setting the scene 16:22 DMV 2000/3000 18:03 Employees and stations 30:58 The driving test and... the Cold War? 46:56 "In the future..." 53:08 Conclusion + outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Put on your sleuthing hats because today we are NOT ONLY breaking the case on what Clatfartburg's movie theater is, but we are also returning to the hazy plot we've had going on for this podcasts entire run. That's right, De La Noire is back! Only in theaters! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB news 02:28 Episode Intro 06:27 The Movie Theater 01:01:13 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

A crusty old bowling alley is renovated into a fancy establishment and renamed the Museum of Rolling Objects, now requiring a dress code and removing bowling balls as an option, along with some other peculiar rules. But the local rec bowling team the Mixed Nuts won't stand for this and will do whatever it takes to bring back their bowling haven. Recent bonus episode: Wilfred Wonka and Mr. Edgars in Conversation Recent commentary track: Mary Poppins (1964) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News 2:30 Intro and our personal bowling experiences/trauma 9:58 Vibes of the bowling alley 16:40 The renovation 21:35 The rec bowling team 25:51 The Museum of Rolling Objects 35:56 The coup 46:08 The owner 48:54 A new bowling alley is born 56:37 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

Faxville is hosting a boring fish fair, but something is churning in the waters: Mr. Edgars is up to something fishy, black mail is afoot, and citizens of Clatfartburg plot ways to protest the exploitation of these beautiful creatures in the name of Crispy. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News 1:32 Intro 5:18 The fair's audience and vibes 16:04 Mr. Edgars is up to no good 21:06 Eileen Worst and Dr. Bassoon 32:27 Protesters  55:39 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC Mr. Edgars Music by https://pixabay.com/users/backgroundmusicforvideo-46826676/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=261138

C'mon down to Clatfartburg's local gym! Enjoy the very unique class offerings, totally normal swimming pool, a sane amount of cheeseburgers, and more! Recent bonus episode: Gwomby Be Goneby: A Gay Hardy Boys Mystery Recent commentary track: Annie (1982) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News 3:30 Intro 5:43 Basic setup of the gym 7:45 The Track 16:00 Animatronic skeletons 20:11 Swimming pool 31:35 Locker room/sauna 38:52 New exercise machine 48:57 Naming the gym 56:30 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC  

At Elaine's request, today we are exploring the Clatfartburg Zoo! Except it isn't really just about the zoo... it's about a lemur heist!! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:16 The Episode 16:51 Becky and Harper Enter Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC