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Tattoo Anonymous

Author: MJ Forrest and Chris Hill

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Listeners submit to us their craziest tattoo related stories under the cover of complete and total anonymity, and from there - we spiral.
26 Episodes
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The trade

The trade

2026-03-1434:26

We have stories of how a person traded their way to a home as well as a story that could bring a tear to a glass eye.We also find out (with help from our listeners) who has the most shitty tattoos.
A celebrity death

A celebrity death

2026-03-0737:06

A real mixed bag this week! Another story from our friend, the former Navy Special Forces bomb technician. A drunken throw-back to the cowboy days of tattooing. A bunch of Australian tattoo history. And also a tattoo franchise in trouble…
We hear from a former bomb technician turned tattooer who had a bomb show up at work, along with another story of a scammy tattooer.MJ also shares a super gnarly newspaper article with Chris from the 80’s.
We are not friends

We are not friends

2026-02-2127:39

This episodes contains stories of sour milk and some Canadians taking the absolute piss.
Dirty Disney adults

Dirty Disney adults

2026-02-1427:26

Money laundering, grown men with gross Disney tattoos and… this can’t be right… pegging?!
A mother’s fury

A mother’s fury

2026-02-0738:46

Is this the best written story we have ever had submitted? Possibly! We also try to figure out who is to blame for a free tattoo that ended up costing $3000.
Worst possible tribute

Worst possible tribute

2026-01-3127:32

We get sent possibly the worst family portrait story ever as well as a story about when tattooing a celebrity goes wrong!
The botched mission

The botched mission

2026-01-2432:25

We hear from the colleague of a serial plagiariser as well as someone who was recruited by their boss to carry out a firebombing mission that goes awry.
How to bury a body

How to bury a body

2026-01-1730:43

We learn of a former inmate on a mission from god as well as a customer who got scammed by their tattooer.
Ever wondered if the tattoo you were getting was permanent?
One listener regales us with a tale not too dissimilar from the plot of Baby Reindeer. Whilst another listener tells us about being a captive audience of one to some bizarre conspiracies.
DISCLAIMER: The audio cuts out for a couple of minutes at the beginning - But comes back in at 3:33. We apologise and this won’t happen again, we promise.-A story of the one image that proves to be this tattooers Kryptonite and a listener tells all about a persistent stalker in the shop.
As a Christmas bonus from us and ours to you and yours, we have something special! A game of Naughty or Nice, our list of people you should get tattooed by in 2026, and a particularly concerning WWYD to round out the year.
When tinder is your preferred tattoo booking platform and things turn out to be… less than professional. And a listener regales us with a story of a stranger who is down on his luck but determined to repay a favour.
One listener gets more than they bargained for whilst another writes us a story of their incredible powers of recovery!
Have you ever pissed yourself as an adult? Or maybe committed to getting tattooed whilst drunk in a foreign country?
Everything that could have gone wrong went wrong in this chaotic episode! However, we have a story where a listener was a bit too supportive of their tattooer and a harrowing tale of sepsis.
The perils of moral support and a valuable lesson about giving people a chance… when you probably shouldn’t.
A story from Kings Cross that highlights the importance of adult literacy. Along with a listener who came to us for genuine advice for a genuine problem. Advice we felt required some help from someone who gives guidance for a living. We called a priest…
The most picturesque location for a DIY tattoo shop quickly descends into bloody mayhem and a punter goes all out to win back her mans.
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