Hoteps Been Told You

The Hoteps hit a major milestone this week, celebrating 400 episodes and looking back at the wildest, funniest, and most legendary moments from their journey. From early chaos to cultural dominance, Unc and HJ take a well‑earned victory lap through Hotep history. Then it’s time for the long‑awaited official HBTY review of J. Cole’s The Fall Off. Enough time has passed — what’s the final verdict. Unc stamps it as mid and not for him. Was it good, great, HBCU‑boule rap, or just clean boom‑bap cosplay. The room breaks it all down, including Cole’s strange post‑release marketing run — genius or performative. Meanwhile, Sexy Red has officially violated the peace treaty with Hotepistan. Two weeks into Black History Month, she drops a remake of Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” called “Eat It.” HJ gave her a pass… Unc wants her deported back to St. Louis. The timeline also serves up some premium elder chaos: Ja Rule, Tony Yayo, and Uncle Murda allegedly reignite 20‑year‑old beef on a first‑class flight. Black Twitter immediately asks the only question that matters — who won. Ja for causing a scene, or G‑Unit for making him catch a different flight. And finally, sports talk gets spicy as Nick Wright proposes the most unhinged — yet undeniably entertaining — idea to save NBA All‑Star Weekend: Whites vs Blacks.   A racial Hunger Games on hardwood. Families glued to the TV. Adam Silver… do the right thing.   Enjoying the show? Tap in with us on Patreon for the full Hotep experience. You’ll get uncut episodes, bonus content, and an extra Hoteps Been Told You episode every Monday night — only for the real supporters. Join the community and help us keep this thing independent: https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Shawn Carter’s name hits the Epstein files and the internet loses its mind. Unc gets the iso he’s been waiting for as the Jay‑Z discourse turns into a full‑blown Hov Hate Super Bowl — theories, half‑truths, cap, and back‑kicking from every direction. Then the timeline serves up something even crazier: a white man (allegedly) builds a website to help people “avoid Black folks” by showing how many are in your area. The coon in Unc thinks it’s genius. The real one in him thinks the same. A digital sundown town in 2026 — you can’t make this up. Super Bowl Sunday is here, but the game ain’t giving the juice it should. The real entertainment is coming after Bad Bunny’s halftime show when the backlash, thinkpieces, and tears start flowing. Predictions fly, and the crew breaks down the elite foods you must have on deck for the big day. Meanwhile, Kid Rock is throwing what can only be described as the Coon Halftime Show, and the question is simple: are you tuning in out of curiosity or self‑respect. Shaboozy talks heavy, then apologizes, and FBA plus Tariq jump all over him. Another day, another cultural scuffle.   Tap in on Patreon for the Monday‑night bonus episode of Hoteps Been Told You. If you want the uncut version of the show, the extra sauce, and the conversations we can’t have on the main feed, hit the link and pull up https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink    

Hotep Jesus gets taken to court for his alleged role in Tim Pool calling Maj Toure Ignorant Nicki Minaj goes full MAGA Barbie, doubling down on her Trump fandom and catching a beating on the timeline. Is this elite cooning, a strategic power move, or a superstar gearing up for war with the Roc Nation machine. The NFL adds chaos: Shedeur Sanders makes the Pro Bowl, while Bill Belichick misses first‑ballot Hall of Fame. White NFL Twitter melts down, proving once again — they do NOT play about Bill. J. Cole returns with a DJ Clue freestyle EP. The bars are sharp, but can we respect his new fly‑talk era. And did he sneak shots at Joey. With a double album dropping next week, how high is the excitement meter. Speed wraps his African tour — is this his peak, or can he level up again.   Want even more Hoteps Been Told You? Tap into the Patreon for exclusive Monday‑night episodes you won’t hear anywhere else. Join the fam and support the movement. https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

This week on The Hoteps, the crew kicks things off with the debate tearing through Sports Twitter: was it a catch or not for Buffalo as the Denver Broncos advance in the playoffs. From there, the conversation shifts to real‑world prep as the East Coast braces for its first major snow blizzard in years — what to do, what not to do, and how not to end up on the evening news. Then the cultural smoke begins. Are the New Black Panthers really who they say they are, or are they agents in disguise. And if the old guard is compromised, who steps up as the next generation of Black leadership in America. The timeline gets even messier with rumors that Desi Banks might be “working with them people.” Black Twitter is buzzing: did he take the bag, or is this all a misunderstanding. And if one of the internet’s favorite comedians is allegedly collecting checks, how many other influencers might be doing the same. The vibes are spooky.  Also in true shine fashion the Hoteps rank the top Internet Comedians  Want even more Hoteps Been Told You? Tap into the Patreon for exclusive Monday‑night episodes you won’t hear anywhere else. Join the fam and support the movement. https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink    

The Bills handled the Jags on the field, but the real explosion came afterward — when a Black female journalist offered the Jags coach a warm, auntie‑style blessing that sent Sports Twitter into full meltdown mode, with Jemele Hill catching strays in the crossfire. From that viral flashpoint, the pod pivots to Corey Holcomb vs Anton, breaking down the only question that matters: who chumped who. J. Cole reenters the chat with a new video from The Fall Off, raising the debate over whether fans still ride with him after bowing out of the Drake vs Kendrick war. Druski’s church skit ignites the timeline, sparking a comedic face‑off with Tra Raggs. The crew digs into who’s actually funnier and who resonates more with the culture — absurdist parody or sharp social commentary. A cultural obituary for Scott Adams leads into a look at Hotep Jesus’s influence on his attempted rebrand, highlighting how satire, controversy, and reinvention collide in the digital era. The episode closes with heavier global and domestic beats: U.S. involvement in Iran and new ICE incidents in Minnesota, grounding the cultural chatter in real‑world stakes.   For even more unfiltered HBTY every week, tap into the Patreon and catch an exclusive Monday‑night episode you won’t hear anywhere else. Join the community and support the movement at https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

The Hoteps break down the tragedy of the ICE shooting in Minnesota, joined by on‑the‑scene callers Rev. Tim Christopher and PdawgKnight for firsthand insight. The crew also taps into IShowSpeed’s wild Africa tour, debates whether boiled hot dogs are the unexpected wave of 2026, questions if Zion Williamson is officially a trick, and dives into plenty more.   For even more unfiltered HBTY every week, tap into the Patreon and catch an exclusive Monday‑night episode you won’t hear anywhere else. Join the community and support the movement at https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou

The Hoteps close out 2025 with a bang. In this year‑end finale, they tear into the explosive Somali daycare scandal rocking Minnesota, put Hotep Jesus on the stand for his wild Gutfeld! appearance, and unpack the stories that shaped the culture. It’s sharp, it’s spicy, and it’s the perfect sendoff to a chaotic year.

In a special early episode the Hotep's discuss Nicki Minaj appearance at TPUSA, The new F the streets movement, Hotep Jesus appearance on Gutfield and much more 

Netflix Jumps Into Podcasts Netflix just shook up the industry, announcing podcasts are coming to the platform. Expect shows from Barstool Sports, iHeart, The Breakfast Club, Rory & Mal, and more. Is this move the rebirth of the podcast game—or the beginning of the end? B Dot’s Top 10 Rappers of 2025 B Dot drops his annual list. Did he nail it or completely miss the mark? We break it down and create our own HBTY Top 10 Rappers of 2025. Breaking News & Hot Takes Ebro gets fired The Brown University shooting dominates headlines Hotep Jesus faces judgment in Hotep Court

The Michigan head coach’s firing over “Pawgin” ignites heated debate, with the streets demanding Uncle Hotep’s verdict. Uncle Hotep and Hotep Jesus dissect the explosive 50 Cent documentary on Diddy, unpacking its ripple effects across the industry. Tensions rise when Uncle Hotep accuses Hotep Jesus of lining up Tim Pool to clash with Candace Owens—setting the stage for even more drama.

Marc Lamont messy vibes: After Brian McKnight’s clash with Joe Budden over family drama, Marc stirred the pot—dropping a Patreon interview with McKnight’s son. Unc’s fingerprints are all over this one. Sean Combs Netflix doc: 50 Cent delivered, putting Diddy’s story front and center. Did the documentary land, or is it cap? And does this hit Diddy’s image even harder? Max B’s aura check: Fresh out, but is the wave still waving? Some say he’s looking a little washed. Unc & HJ debate: From the latest Candace Owens developments to the true meaning of “annunciate,” the back-and-forth gets lively.

The Hoteps wishes everyone a happy Thanksgiving

Roland vs. HJ Roland Martin reignites beef after that Rogan clip, calling HJ a “dumb ass.” Signal to the Boule? Pharrell Speaks Pharrell hit the mic, and the timeline lit up. Complex’s Top Albums Highlights: Ye’s MBDTF, 50’s Get Rich, Jay‑Z’s Blueprint, Rihanna’s Anti. Kendrick sneaks in at #12. Eric Adams Joins the Cipher From Floyd to Ye to Thug — now Adams. Once HJ hits that wall, it’s complete. Nicki at the UN Nicki Minaj speaks on Nigeria at the UN. Activism… or chess move against Roc Nation?

In this episode, The Hoteps dive into the buzz surrounding Max B’s return after 17 years behind bars. Uncle Hotep and Hotep Jesus go head-to-head in a fiery debate over the meaning of “science,” while the crew unpacks the latest developments in the Trump–Epstein scandal. The conversation also explores rising tensions and the looming threat of war in Venezuela, plus a sharp look back at Rory’s old tweets and much more.

We dive into the seismic shifts shaking up culture and politics. From Ye and Mayweather's unexpected acts of submission, to the rise of "The Mamdani Effect" as he clinches the New York mayoral seat, and Hotep Jesus facing trial for alleged collusion—this episode unpacks the drama, the symbolism, and the ripple effects. Plus, more stories that challenge the status quo and stir the pot.

The pod discusses Hip Hop falling out of the top 40, Should Men who make 50k a year date, HJ's appearance on Gutfield and more

The pod dives into the NBA betting scandal, the best Italian dishes , top 5 coons

The Hoteps give their flowers to DAngelo as he passed away this week. Uncle Hotep breaks out the chew stick and they both debate the term 'Neo Soul'. Funko Pop gate is discussed as a teacher calls the police on her stolen Funko Pop, Flip vs Marc Lamont Hill, Angel Reese takes to the runway and more

This Week on the Pod: Uncle Hotep is back from Jamaica and he's bringing island vibes and wild travel tales to the mic 🌴. Meanwhile, Hotep Jesus gets caught red-handed streaming on TikTok—what was he up to and why does it matter? Then we dive into LeBron James’ latest business move: a fresh partnership with Hennessy. Is it a slam dunk or a risky play for the King? And things get even spicier—Candace Owens claims she’s been chatting with Charlie Kirk... from beyond the grave 👀. We unpack the drama, the implications, and everything in between. All that and more on this week’s episode—strap in, it’s going to be a ride.

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