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M2AF: We hope you receive this message well. If you are hearing this, we are dead. We write to you from God's holy kingdom, which turns out, is just a never-ending summer of 2012. These videos are being smuggled across the front gates, in hopes that you will find solace in the truth that there is more to this life than the wretched Earth you were forced upon. Also no one in heaven really fucks with our podcast like that lol. Anyways, I'm running out of characters, the next big earthquake is happening on Septemb
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enthralling

enthralling

2026-03-1054:30

http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss shopping, gender norms, and hibachi. en·thral·ling /enˈTHrôliNG/ adjective capturing and holding one's attention; fascinating. episode 33 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
knackered

knackered

2026-03-0201:23:03

http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss retro games, fast food, and chemtrails. knackered /ˈnakərd/ adjective very tired; exhausted. episode 32 - #Xbox360Summer ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
proclivity

proclivity

2026-02-2301:03:39

http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss Ramadan, anime, and the whole world going left. pro·cliv·i·ty /prəˈklivədē/ noun a tendency to choose or do something regularly; an inclination or predisposition toward a particular thing. episode 31 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
frivolous (ft. chiblee)

frivolous (ft. chiblee)

2026-02-1601:23:47

http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss investing, tipping, and living alone. friv·o·lous /ˈfrivələs/ adjective not having any serious purpose or value. episode 30 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss getting a bbl, getting fired, and making things we're proud of. per·i·pa·tet·ic /ˌperəpəˈtedik/ adjective traveling from place to place, in particular working or based in various places for relatively short periods. episode 29 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss movies, haircuts, and fatherhood. an·te·di·lu·vi·an /ˌan(t)ēdəˈlo͞ovēən,ˌan(t)ədīˈlo͞ovēən/ of or belonging to the time before the biblical Flood. episode 28 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
diffraction (ft. quannnic)

diffraction (ft. quannnic)

2026-01-2601:11:44

http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss melee, nostalgia, and the music industry. dif·frac·tion /dəˈfrakSHən/ the process by which a beam of light or other system of waves is spread out as a result of passing through a narrow aperture or across an edge. episode 27 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
nefarious

nefarious

2026-01-1901:06:12

http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss wet things, making a movie, and getting assassinated. ne·far·i·ous /nəˈferēəs/ wicked or criminal. episode 26 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
rudimentary

rudimentary

2026-01-1201:03:20

http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss rapping, pizza, and our new year's resolutions. ru·di·men·ta·ry /ˌro͞odəˈmen(t)ərē/ involving or limited to basic principles. episode 25 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
progenitor

progenitor

2026-01-0601:12:15

http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss scorpions, the nintendo 64, and hot ones. pro·gen·i·tor /prəˈjenədər/ noun a person or thing from which a person, animal, or plant is descended or originates. episode 24 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
best of 2025

best of 2025

2025-12-3001:00:11

http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 0:00 - sacrifice (bioluminescent premium) 0:25 - the ump (dichotomy) 0:44 - object permanence (hope) 1:10 - scary clowns (rendezvous premium) 1:33 - officer wishbone (bioluminescent) 2:11 - raspberry (hope) 2:30 - isosceles (episode 1) 2:58 - christmas spanky (vestige premium) 3:35 - patreon dot com / m2af (redemption) 3:55 - the shakespeare box (jovial premium) 5:32 - save that for genesis (hedonistic) 5:55 - our creed (sumptuous) 6:47 - simon says (sanguine premium) 7:13 - sexiest rapper (sumptuous) 7:21 - the boys discover portals (sanguine premium) 7:38 - alex's rockstar brother (odiousness) 8:16 - split it open (ambrosial) 8:28 - dodgers hat (redemption) 8:57 - tustin (iconoclastic) 9:11 - do i stink (hope) 9:31 - what's the most lit (jovial premium) 10:01 - awesome beat (macabre) 10:11 - pissing contest (sumptuous) 10:40 - billabong challenge (cantankerous) 11:34 - meatwad (amphibious) 12:12 - timothy chal'd them a (hedonistic) 12:41 - catcalling (cantankerous) 14:02 - kirkification (vivacious) 14:16 - my homie got fired (arbitrary) 14:39 - that feels good (ambrosial) 15:09 - win (episode 1) 15:42 - the pool party (cantankerous) 16:36 - mailmen (sumptuous) 17:44 - alex's final wishes (bioluminescent) 18:14 - we're alphas (rendezvous) 18:40 - is it good even (vestige premium) 19:27 - alien zombies (redemption) 20:11 - white skittle (momentum premium) 22:02 - male performer names (hedonistic) 22:38 - thanksgiving plate (serendipity premium) 22:57 - waking alex up (bioluminescent premium) 23:21 - old film (trepidation premium) 23:51 - ai cat (cantankerous) 24:08 - no gimmicks (ambrosial) 24:31 - grinch erotic fiction (sumptuous) 27:23 - best spitter (bioluminescent premium) 27:34 - jim and pam (cantankerous) 27:56 - locked in the grocery store (episode 0 premium) 28:41 - dubai chocolate (episode 1) 29:16 - gorgoth the impaler 29:33 - useless portals (sanguine premium) 29:56 - y'all put me on (amphibious) 30:07 - realrap dot org (arbitrary) 30:40 - sonic erotic fiction (sumptuous) 31:46 - 7 and 19 (hedonistic) 31:57 - massage (episode 1) 32:52 - bizarro asmongold (episode 0 premium) 33:11 - blackbeard's smile (cantankerous) 33:52 - d shark (amphibious) 34:18 - the trap (rendezvous premium) 34:49 - alex goes rogue (episode 1) 35:03 - the same joke (ambrosial) 35:28 - cod wordplay (cantankerous) 36:19 - sanch's fritos (vivascious) 37:06 - everyone is gone (jovial) 39:18 - harmonica (sumptuous) 39:35 - spongebob based freestyle (hope) 40:13 - be nice to alex (trepidation) 40:56 - tobey (amphibious) 41:23 - deathmatch on battery (hedonistic) 41:40 - sub base (dichotomy) 42:08 - in perthon (distance) 43:05 - six inches (hedonistic premium) 43:19 - eric tries roleplay (serendipity premium) 43:42 - actual cartoon characters (arbitrary premium) 43:51 - pizza (episode 1) 44:29 - elon musk (cantankerous) 45:10 - richard keith (iconoclastic) 45:47 - project z (rendezvous) 47:43 - sabrina carpenter (impetuous) 48:17 - mr beast cypher (distance premium) 48:55 - vazt like nine (dichotomy) 49:05 - alex goes to europe (bioluminescent premium) 49:28 - cantankerous freestyle (cantankerous) 49:54 - bull fighting (hedonistic premium) 50:21 - white gummy worm (momentum premium) 50:41 - women are perfect (amphibious) 51:15 - nick mourns alex (macabre) 51:29 - wicked 2 (amphibious premium) 51:40 - going into hiding (episode 1) 52:41 - who's dead (hope) 52:54 - edge of hell (redemption) 53:07 - pee on her head (cantankerous) 53:30 - the joker (serendipity) 53:48 - processed cheese (dichotomy) 54:08 - big cousin (jovial) 54:42 - friendly fire (vivacious) 54:53 - peeing on cousins (cantankerous) 55:26 - oujia boards (episode 1) 56:12 - dr disrespect (dichotomy) 56:29 - good banter (amphibious) 56:54 - junk drawer (rendezvous premium) 57:34 - raccoon (episode 1) 58:21 - civilians (iconoclastic) 58:36 - origin (episode 0 premium) - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
iconoclastic

iconoclastic

2025-12-1601:17:25

http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss earthquakes, sponsors, and achievement hunter. i·con·o·clas·tic /īˌkänəˈklastik/ adjective characterized by attack on cherished beliefs or institutions. episode 23 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
vivacious (ft. sanchovies)

vivacious (ft. sanchovies)

2025-12-0801:07:14

http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss healthy diets, ai music, and streaming. vi·va·cious /vəˈvāSHəs,vīˈvāSHəs/ adjective attractively lively and animated. episode 22 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
serendipity

serendipity

2025-11-2401:26:31

http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss uncles, sickness, and beautiful sunsets. ser·en·dip·i·ty /ˌserənˈdipədē/ noun the occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way. episode 21 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
amphibious

amphibious

2025-11-1701:26:14

http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss our deepest fears, injuries, and meatwad. am·phib·i·ous /amˈ(p)fibēəs/ adjective relating to, living in, or suited for both land and water. episode 20 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
arbitrary

arbitrary

2025-11-1001:00:55

http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss the simpsons, best buy, and real rap. ar·bi·trar·y /ˈärbəˌtrerē/ adjective based on random choice or personal whim, rather than any reason or system. episode 19 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
macabre

macabre

2025-11-0401:11:20

http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss tricks, treats, and terrifying beats. ma·ca·bre /məˈkäbrə,məˈkäb/ adjective disturbing and horrifying because of involvement with or depiction of death and injury. episode 18 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
rendezvous

rendezvous

2025-10-2001:12:14

http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss high school, movie pitches, and subathons. ren·dez·vous /ˈrändəˌvo͞o,ˈrändāˌvo͞o/ noun a meeting at an agreed time and place, typically between two people. verb to meet at an agreed time and place. - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss taylor swift, fan culture, and trying to create something worth being proud of. im·pet·u·ous /imˈpeCH(əw)əs/ adjective acting or done quickly and without thought or care. - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
vestige (ft. chedda)

vestige (ft. chedda)

2025-10-0601:11:35

http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss bruno mars, golfing, and china. ves·tige /ˈvestij/ noun a trace of something that is disappearing or no longer exists. - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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