The Great Chameleon War

The Tide Will Erase All :: Book One of the Singularity Playtime Saga Written by the creator of The Great Chameleon War (oh hey, that's me!) I'm so excited to finally be able to share this with you. The story that ended up giving birth to the weirdness of The Great Chameleon War starts here, ends here, sits in the eye of a dolphin washed ashore so very, very far away from home. About: A dream apocalypse known as the Mouth of God has eaten the stars and infected earth with toxic miracles. A young girl named Robot, a few surviving children, and an astronomer journey to contact the plant's last telescope to weaponize reality itself. Releasing July 13th. Pre-order now: Amazon: https://amzn.to/3cHszOO Barnes & Noble: https://bit.ly/3pRum9x Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/singularitypl... Visit https://www.singularityplaytime.com Cover art by Ori Toor

A Halloween Treat: recording of a lost tape from the Nesting Zone. More haunted artifacts are in the works - so keep your lizard skulls atop a gravestone. Do not gaze upon the moon without a knife in your hand. Keep an eye on https://www.deadpondswan.com/ for more to come. Log Entry: a hole in the sonic universe. A thousand-mouthed werewolf. A friend found by/swallowed by nothing.

Howdy howdy, it's Justin here. Salt Bloom is my new two-part, micro-fiction sci-fi story about a robotic probe searching for life on a lifeless ocean world. Undaunted by failure, this SARC-17 research unit navigates the waters while seeding myths, searching for salt-ridden omens, and stealing data from its overseer in orbit. This probe is both captain and ship on a sea with impregnable mysteries. Its soul extends far beyond circuits and programming—and it will never stop searching. Searching for life. Searching for miracles. Searching for some kind of hand to hold in an ocean where there are none. Salt Bloom is available exclusively through Local Files Club, a digital label for audio fiction. It's a one-time purchase, just like a book or album, and it comes with a few bonus features handcrafted by your one true Chameleon-loving poet narrator. This includes the full soundtrack, a 12-page illustrated artbook/field guide, and a bonus log. Salt Bloom is available for pre-order now and will fully launch on February 6th. Find it at: https://localfilesclub.bandcamp.com/album/salt-bloom Or https://www.localfiles.club/lfc-002-salt-bloom/

The Great Chameleon War premiers with 5 episodes on July 14th. You'll follow the Amanuensis as he crawls through a landscape of cursed dreams and titanic reality-altering reptiles. As the self-appointed storyteller of the Nesting Zone - he catalogs his ascent up the volcano slope along with the myths, legends, and stories of other explorers surviving the hallucinatory jungle colonizing Mt. Tahoma. Staying sane is not an option. A fiction podcast by Justin Hellstrom: visit thegreatchameleonwar.com for more.

Episode 01: The Whaler Side A A plastic pterosaur toy. Subterranean hominids shear their arms off - paint a lizard skull red - bite salamanders. A rim of tropic glacial paradise known as the Nesting Zone: a neo nursery for mythic reptiles and dream explorer legends - one they call The Whaler. The first Great Chameleon emergence. The birthplace of all oceans. www.thegreatchameleonwar.com www.patreon.com/singularityplaytime

Episode 02: The Whaler Side B Discarded maritime architecture. Dead dog in the marsh. The Whaler - severed feet - midden of marine creatures. A-A-A-A-A- CURSED RELIC OF CHILDHOOD IMMOLATED. The Mount Tahoma Magic Show Begins: Missiles and confetti poppers. Blood heaven baptism vomit. Can you see it? The Golden Wolf has tasted your blood. It is all my fault. And for that I am proud. www.thegreatchameleonwar.com www.patreon.com/singularityplaytime

Episode 03: The Bat in the Ermine Cape Side A Intercosmic terror digestion that I won't waste time describing the gore of here. A note: carnivorous astronauts will come for you, eventually. A planetarium greenhouse where all constellations are lies - just like your night sky. Forbidden sin theatre stage that has eaten all the actors - left behind a botanical wonderland. A new explorer. Storytime: fire - Godzilla - a winged mammal that has come to curse your ex-lover. www.thegreatchameleonwar.com www.patreon.com/singularityplaytime

Episode 04: The Bat in the Ermine Cape Side B A paleolithic tapir. A bat. A ripping in your chest with a gaping spring day sinkhole (and a poor sheep lost to its depths). Cursed lover rabbit phobia. Storytime: summer camp - a horse - a waterfall - stealing one of god's miracles: constellations rain their lies upon the garden. A coffin. Extravehicular mobility suits in flames. All things eaten. Even the giraffe. Hallucinogenic saliva brain cannibalism - a fissure through the real. www.thegreatchameleonwar.com www.patreon.com/singularityplaytime

Episode 05: Still Life with Sumatra Mandheling, Table & Coaster A coffee mug. A table. A coaster. The sum total of heaven forcing you to forget everyone you've ever loved - their form - their caress - that they were ever in your life at all. Oh no. No way. Oh no. A cave. A paleontologist. A substance. A gateway. An intrauterine memory incarnate. www.thegreatchameleonwar.com www.patreon.com/singularityplaytime

Transmission from Nesting Zone Sector :: XX042021/58-F //START *OH GOD OH GOD - GOD IS A REPTILE & HEAVEN RINGS EMPTY* //END The Great Chameleon War returns on May 6th with episodes airing bimonthly on Thursdays. Episodes release early on Patreon: The Amanuensis burrows deeper into the egos of fellow explorers as he ascends both imagination and the volcano slope itself - featuring new voice talent, hallucinogenic soundscapes, soaring synth, and interdimensional lizard blood exhalation. The lost are found. Traumas reborn. Motocore death races and secrets of fossils buried deep within the Earth. Staying sane is not an option: an audio drama fiction podcast by Justin Hellstrom - rated M for mature. New Merch at the Website!!! Website: https://www.thegreatchameleonwar.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/singularityplaytime

The gates of heaven gnawed by a reptile - a museum riddled with careless youth - a people eating vehicle - how deep can you see yourself inside yourself? - because I want you to know that I can see further. www.thegreatchameleonwar.com www.patreon.com/singularityplaytime

Episode 07: Nova Primordia Side B A lighthouse keeper on fire - a telescope - a true recollection of a memory - neo extinction - high speed accident - the queen of all astronauts - the end of the parade. www.thegreatchameleonwar.com www.patreon.com/singularityplaytime

Episode 08: Without a Nightlight You'll Have Bad Dreams :: Side A Phantom tongued Uruk-hai – a worm hiding from the sun – the end arrives – return to the Nesting Zone – peeing downstream – Grove of the Patriarchs – a new Plastic God Emperor is born. www.thegreatchameleonwar.com www.patreon.com/singularityplaytime

Cube water baby transmutation – cursed poems - forbidden tableaux – skull measurements – precambrain stromatalites – catastrophic mine failure – coffee ration socialism – counterpoint to heaven. www.thegreatchameleonwar.com www.patreon.com/singularityplaytime

Episode 10: Without a Night Light You'll Have Bad Dreams :: Side B Happy One Year Anniversary! Thank you all so much for spending 12 months in the Nesting Zone – your dreams are almost ready for harvesting. Keep your eyes closed, your ears open, and heart bleeding fire. You can find some neat stuff over at www.thegreatchameleonwar.com including our dear narrator's debut novel: The Tide Will Erase All, out now. A big thanks to some of our best friends over at Hit the Bricks Podcast: a musical radio-play set from the land of Oz. Listen at https://hitthebricks.com/ Log Entry: Newborn terrarium fairy orgy – excavation – an egg – the Paleontoligst – a joke – Crown Knight Bedtime – the Superbike Racer - Nap time and feeding time – at the same time.