Emotionally Online

it's the season one finale! and jax is finally telling the TRUTH... in today's episode we're talking about the iconic season one SUR photoshoot, laura-leigh's breakout role in we're the millers, and finally getting to the bottom to the cheating scandal that rocked the cheating restaurant.   📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – let me speak to lisa vanderpump's social media manager 04:02 – call in! leave us voicemails! 06:21 – scolding jax at bark n bitches, of course 10:49 – laura-leigh booked a MOVIE!!!!!! 15:36 – sandoval is at band rehearsal and kristen is calling him STRESSED 18:00 – kristen and stassi finally talk it out... 22:14 – SUR photoshoot time!!! villa rosa!!! 23:54 – lisa's closet is the hannah montana closet 25:49 – STASSI WENT ON A DATE WITH FRANK AT VILLA BLANCA??? 28:22 – the summers ended but it's still hot at SUR 29:45 – jax calls out stassi for still dating frank 32:23 – ken, the catatonic pervert 33:16 – jax is going to therapy? maybe? 40:02 – SUR photoshoot day two! 41:07 – does the word curvy mean anything at all in this universe? 44:37 – katie wants the couple trio to reunite... get back with jax! 45:14 – where we'll be in a year 46:07 – the scheana and brandi timeline 49:35 – scheana and stassi are making out? for some reason? 50:31 – it's the photoshoot after party! and jax is quitting! 54:09 – jax finally tells stassi the truth... 59:34 – jax loops the rest of SUR in on THE TRUTH... 01:01:10 – why didn't you just tell us? we could've helped you lie! 01:03:33 – it's stassi time now! she's free! 01:04:04 – AND THAT'S SEASON ONE BABY!!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

i've read your messages... i went and saw wuthering heights... and unsurprisingly, i have a lot of thoughts! and my criticism spares no one lol lovers and haters of this movie alike, i have some words for you! we're also chatting about divaphobes, mormon soaking as foreplay, and walking the line between indulging in beauty and accepting yourself as you are. TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – so many divaphobes! 18:55 – let's talk about wuthering heights... 41:21 – mormon soaking as foreplay 44:28 – beauty, comparison, and self-acceptance 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

in today's episode, we're watching the wheels slowly start to fall off and by that i mean, jax is breaking up with laura leigh at her AA meeting, stassi's on the verge of being fired from jobs she's barely even doing, and sandoval isn't vabbing but god, he wishes that he could. i mean surely, this qualifies jax taylor to be in the worst man hall of fame? (he has hundreds of submissions, he holds a world record maybe)   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – tom sandoval WISHES he could vab 06:25 – getting your first big girl job and realizing you actually have to show up when things suck 11:16 – laura-leigh and jax are at a sauna shop? 18:07 – stassi has a new dog and her and frank? OFFICIALLY done. 19:41 – why do we care about what jax is doing? 21:05 – laura-leigh thanks jax for helping her stay sober... 26:03 – lisa is throwing a dinner party and needs her best servers! 27:04 – the girls are at the pool and the tension is HIGH 28:15 – scheana wants to be liked more than she wants to breathe 29:57 – the most passive aggressive friend group you've ever met 32:21 – jax breaks up with laura-leigh at alcoholics anonymous 41:10 – lisa and pandora are threatening stassi... 46:36 – da boys are at the park? maybe working out? and talking dating with leading expert, jax taylor 53:00 – stassi and laura-leigh go head to head at SUR 58:35 – sandoval playing dress up for 2 minutes 59:50 – scheana can't work the party because brandy's gonna be there... 01:02:40 – jax wants to win stassi back... 01:05:25 – laura-leigh WILL NOT BE GHOSTED 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

relationship ragebait! being abducted by mormons! the perils of being an emotionally available dater! in today's episode, we're hitting so many hot topics and i'm DYING to hear your thoughts...   CREATORS AGAINST ICE FUNDRAISER: https://tiltify.com/@creators-for-peace/creators-against-ice   TIME STAMPS:  00:00 – i'm back from vacation!  03:40 – "do any of you even like each other?"  08:35 – i was abducted by mormons  13:03 – emotionally available daters have it the hardest  29:22 – the ethics of telling your partner your besties secrets  37:37 – judging your own hobbies  48:44 – stop telling us about your loser husband 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

THEY DID WHAT??? WHERE??? Lisa girl, surely there will be consequences... correct? Who knows!! In today's episode, we're talking peterpalooza, giving a customer an atomic wedgie, having sex at work with the bathroom door unlocked, and bringing your unemployed situationship of 2 weeks to meet your parents because everything makes so much sense in this show. I love it here!!!   CREATORS AGAINST ICE FUNDRAISER: https://tiltify.com/@creators-for-peace/creators-against-ice   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – have you ever known someone who got an atomic wedgie? 08:25 – the ACTORS are running lines 09:35 – peterpalooza!!! 11:50 – frank does not respect stassi's fashion collumn 14:18 – HR crisis! jax and laura-leigh fucked AT sur?!? 17:02 – stassi and scheana break bread 19:35 – jax and laura-leigh are fucking at MULTIPLE LA restaurants 23:45 – skinny people free yourself challenge 26:50 – katie wants stassi to take responsibility 28:40 – lisa confronts jax and laura-leigh 32:46 – stassi and katie are friends again 34:37 – why isn't frank on the schedule today? 38:18 – how long until you introduce a partner to your family? 39:39 – LISA FIRES FRANK! 44:36 – unemployed frank meets stassi's parents 50:23 – ken bought a pink car for lisa 51:14 – the toms, katie, and kristen are at brunch chatting about the atomic wedgie that rocked SUR 53:02 – THE SECOND BREAK UP OF THE SUMMER 59:00 – maddie dated a frank... 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

soooooo you have two crushes at once? there are worst problems to have! in today's episode, i'm putting on my casting director hat and indulging you in all of my top picks for the next season of traitors before diving into some audience submissions and getting into an emotional post show over on patreon! lock in lover girls!CREATORS AGAINST ICE FUNDRAISER: https://tiltify.com/@creators-for-peace/creators-against-ice TIME STAMPS:00:00 – creators against ice!05:24 – my dream traitors cast30:06 – cowboy aesthetic being stolen by the left33:40 – two many crushes!  🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

truly one of the most iconic moments to happen within the sur walls methinks... jax has a NEW GIRL and there is IMMEDIATE beef as stassi has a mean girl arc for the history books and scheana finally steps into the spotlight! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – what's the worst performance you've ever done? 07:53 – lisa scolds jax post-vegas 15:47 – stassi and her mom goss about vegas 19:00 – scheana is performing at the roxy! 22:26 – peter confronts jax about the rumor that he's seeing a NEW sur waitress 24:37 – laura-leigh moving at lightspeed in the dating world 29:04 – stassi CAN NOT work in these conditions 30:28 – i thought you loved stassi yesterday jax? what's going on? 34:01 – tom and kristen are throwing a party 36:14 – stassi rage texts laura-leigh 39:29 – THE INFAMOUS SUR STAFF MEETING 55:23 – post-staff meeting 56:20 – stassi loves a violent metaphor 57:09 – scheana's roxy rehearsals are UNDERWAY 01:00:15 – stassi wants to go to the roxy just to bully scheana 01:01:27 – THE BIG SHOW! AT THE ROXY! WITH SCHEANA AND TINA!  🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

Try CHEEX for free for 7 days using my code MADDIE! Click here: https://bit.ly/MADDIE-CHEEX-TRIAL or head to getcheex.com now. The code applies when you select the CHEEX Plus plan as a new user, and you can cancel anytime during the 7 days! it's the top of the month and meg's here! today, we're yelling about the state of apathy in dating and my beef with the word casual being used in connection to intimacy in any regard. we're here! we're both in rare form! and we can not stop laughing, as usual! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – vanderpump gushing04:11 – why choose ethical c0rn?06:27 – meg almost got kidnapped on the way here12:00 – can i be a bitch for a second?17:18 – when a thin person asks where you got your clothes and it's from a plus size only brand20:37 – men stop bugging out over basic kindness challenge29:59 – is it ever casual?50:15 – doubting your intelligence? benched1:00:03 – content designed to make you uncomfortable? benched01:04:12 – hiding in our apartments from the spirit of michael jackson 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

we're feeling extra giggly today as we travel on over to LAS VEGAS to celebrate the birth of miss stassi schroeder and discuss all of the drama that ensues! jax will invite himself everywhere he shouldn't be! friendships will be broken! shirts WILL be taken off! and we WILL MISS SCHEANA THE WHOLE TIME. lock in!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – watching the new vanderpump rules series and rhoslc 06:57 – what was your worst birthday? 15:55 – the girls are packing for vegas! 19:22 – scheana and shay are getting cupcakes... aaaaaand action! 24:08 – over at SUR... the b squad requests time off 25:08 – stassi and katie discuss frank's intentions 30:27 – road trip! the gangs all here! including those who shouldn't be! 35:28 – the uninvited servers are under watch at SUR 39:15 – tensions rise as they check into the hard rock hotel 40:57 – stassi and frank's romantic vegas getaway is RUINED 45:21 – the girls make up and they're ready to have a good weekend 46:22 – peter confronts jax about the pregnancy rumors 51:45 – CHIPPENDALES! 56:35 – back to sur where lisa loves scheana 57:17 – stassi's birthday dinner gets JAXXXED 01:17:13 – hungover from shirtless fighting 01:24:15 – katie and kristen wish stassi happy birthday 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

in today's episode, we're chatting about what's happening in minnesota and how important it is to clock in, call your senators, and abolish ice. we've got some funny business up top, a joke i didn't find funny in the middle, and then we're getting into it. take care of yourselves, love you!!CALL YOUR SENATORS! https://www.5calls.org TIME STAMPS:00:00 – fmk: beating a dead horse, holding your horses, and getting off your high horse03:33 – a month of indulgence06:37 – men making jokes about labia is never funny14:50 – you are not a hero, you are brainwashed 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

JAX TAYLOR, ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!!! today, we're talking about season one, episode 3 of vanderpump rules where things are heating up between stassi and frank, kristen loses her mind on a photoshoot with tom's ex hookup, jax is gonna be a FATHER, and somehow all of stassi's friends are still! rooting! for! him! WE HAVE WORDS... get ready to pump it babyyyyy!!!  TIME STAMPS:00:00 – bringing back fishtail braids02:26 – pov: you walk into a bar and it's jax taylor06:32 – meg wants to meet the cast more than maddie10:32 – girls brunch aka get stassi to give jax another chance challenge16:30 – lisa girl, we're with you even when we're not20:09 – we are very serious MACTORS, loan me your concealer21:40 – kristen and stassi are modeling and tom's ex hookup is here32:41 – scheaner slaying33:10 – jax confides in frank...37:07 – kristen confronts sandoval about his hooters roommate43:35 – we're at the dry bar and stassi's fucking frank?48:07 – DO NOT TRUST TOM SANDOVAL50:09 – why is jax out with katie and kristen?55:44 – stassi's at the club making out with frank and jax is on all fours1:00:58 – JAX GOT A GIRL PREGNANT IN VEGAS01:02:56 – the aftermath of the baby bomb 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

robbie's back at the sleepover! and today, we're talking about a kissing booth party that destroys friendships, robbie's initial thoughts on heated rivalry, implementing a no chat gpt household rule, and more importantly BRINGING BACK THIRST TRAPS (included for video listeners). p.s. go listen to loud about nothing!! robbie's links: ✨ podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/587AvKFjvaitqJUKpf1Jh1?si=6bacf6ded0824959 ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/robbienunes  TIME STAMPS:00:00 – bringing back thirst traps with 201616:39 – robbie's watching heated rivalry and feeling sad about lebron27:33 – implementing a no chat gpt household rule39:00 – the kissing booth party that destroys everything  🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

we're here and we're discussing season one episode two of vanderpump rules! the sur pride float is READY and it's time to be SEXY in the SUN, except don't even THINK about asking anyone to help you apply sunscreen because that is CHEATING. stassi and jax are on the rocks, tom sandoval hates the mail, kristen isn't involved but she'll find a way to be, and ken todd is a worm? much to be discussed! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – the astrology of the cast04:50 – do you think you're gifted?08:29 – we need a SUR PRIDE FLOAT10:19 – stassi hates her loser boyfriend14:46 – assume the worst of jax, always17:14 – lisa has her own jax...19:50 – scheana gets a TATTOO and she doesn't CARE WHAT YOU THINK22:53 – jax, why aren't you sleeping at the apartment?26:22 – WE ARE VERY SERIOUS MACTORS31:24 – the pride float is DONE and it is FUGLY33:38 – spandex and KEN, what else do you NEED???37:11 – applying sunblock is CHEATING44:20 – this is the worst day ever47:02 – jax and stassi "squash" the beef49:35 – a brief sandoval palette cleanser53:25 – it's peters birthday!59:20 – LET'S RIP 7 SHOTS IN A ROW01:01:59 – this is a break up... 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

today, i'm angry! because things are getting really bad and too many people are too indifferent about it for my liking!! so today, we're chatting about the golden globes, corporate greed and it's impact on the movie watching experience, a small palette cleanser to talk about nipple piercings and dating, before hopping into yet another AI rage fueled rant. lock in lover girls!!! we're yelling at the sleepover!!! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – make out propaganda is SPREADING02:00 – the heated rivalry boys were born in the 2000s??????04:55 – golden globes recap20:26 – CORPORATE GREED IS RUINING MOVIES30:20 – hair pulling, spanking, choking in the bedroom38:35 – nipple piercings... thoughts?42:13 – why every day chatgpt use is NOT IT  🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

welcome to the PUMPCAST! your new favorite vanderpump rules rewatch podcast where week by week, we’re going through and talking about the best reality show to ever exist, episode by episode. today, we’re chatting about season one, episode one where we’re introduced to our sur-vers before diving into affair allegations, sleeping with the devil (aka your bitch girlfriend), the genesis of freak bitch, and being hazed by your 23 year old coworker.  TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – welcome to the PUMPCAST 06:40 – introducing the cast and initial drama 20:07 – the sur uniforms... 25:01 – the jax and stassi age gap 29:45 – miss scheana marie gets in the mf STU 38:16 – stassi being a hater with kristen and katie 45:00 – how is stassi still employed? 46:37 – EVERYONE CLOCK IN TO YOUR SHIFTS 48:32 – the decoration of sur... let's talk about it 51:20 – the hazing of scheana 57:34 – brunch with the DEVIL 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

we're back and better than ever, lover girls! welcome to the new set of our show! today, we're talking about my ins and outs for 2026 before jumping into some marty supreme discourse and how truly wild some of the takes floating around on tiktok are.🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6✨ lover girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0h3lm0pPS5vUvxD2VSLzsl?si=bdffa27e60914dae✨ yearning girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0U3qS7yVWEq3xMdW4kiYC7?si=15693df2e67b4ffb&pt=3d3a15ae35626354b5eaad3937459fcb✨ heartbroken girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0WUNeWDjNYqBaZhm7eGlsZ?si=8784b090e20c4f79❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/🧡 maddie's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/💛 community events ig: https://www.instagram.com/lovergirlshq💚 main channel: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek💙 tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaekTIME STAMPS:00:00 – welcome to the new set!!04:17 – my ins for 202625:50 – my outs for 202644:43 – marty supreme discourse 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

last episode of the year and we're talking about the gay hockey tv show, gifting getting out of control, a critique on people's lack of care when talking about weight changes, luck in love and AI in indie filmmaking... really an episode tackling many of my favorite topics on this show to round out the year lol. love u so much and see u in 2026!!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6For advertising inquiries: advertising@audioboom.comTo book me on your podcast, radio show, or tv show: talent@pionairepodcasting.com✨ lover girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0h3lm0pPS5vUvxD2VSLzsl?si=bdffa27e60914dae✨ yearning girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0U3qS7yVWEq3xMdW4kiYC7?si=15693df2e67b4ffb&pt=3d3a15ae35626354b5eaad3937459fcb✨ heartbroken girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0WUNeWDjNYqBaZhm7eGlsZ?si=8784b090e20c4f79❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/🧡 maddie's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/💛 community events ig: https://www.instagram.com/lovergirlshq💚 main channel: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek💙 tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaekIf you liked this podcast, leave a review! ratethispodcast.com/emotionallyonline*This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.TIME STAMPS:00:00 – heated rivalry10:02 – gift giving is getting out of control19:40 – lack of care in discussing weight changes32:13 – the single women in your life probably don't need advice42:55 – AI in indie filmmaking 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

bean soup theory! what about me-ism! parasocial behavior at its finest! this week, i'm tired of tip toeing and i'm yelling about it! because the kind of content people thiiiink they want? would actually fucking suck! down with qualifiers and caveats! down with assuming the worst of people we don't actually know! we have brains and we can use them!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6For advertising inquiries: advertising@audioboom.comTo book me on your podcast, radio show, or tv show: talent@pionairepodcasting.com✨ lover girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0h3lm0pPS5vUvxD2VSLzsl?si=bdffa27e60914dae✨ yearning girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0U3qS7yVWEq3xMdW4kiYC7?si=15693df2e67b4ffb&pt=3d3a15ae35626354b5eaad3937459fcb✨ heartbroken girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0WUNeWDjNYqBaZhm7eGlsZ?si=8784b090e20c4f79❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/🧡 maddie's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/💛 community events ig: https://www.instagram.com/lovergirlshq💚 main channel: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek💙 tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaekIf you liked this podcast, leave a review! ratethispodcast.com/emotionallyonline*This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.TIME STAMPS:00:00 – the perfect sweatset04:57 – the bean soupification of the internet24:21 – breaking bad, misogyny and loving skylar43:30 – netflix/warner brothers acquisition 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

ALERT!! we have an UPDATE because meg and i caught someone we know HATING LIVE IN THE ACTION and we NEEEEEEEEED TO TALK ABOUT IT!! we're also talking about what those mormon ladies are up to (piss play), flirting hard, and the prison of the instagram respost button. lock in lover girls!! last meg episode of 2025!!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6meg's links:✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/For advertising inquiries: advertising@audioboom.comTo book me on your podcast, radio show, or tv show: talent@pionairepodcasting.com✨ lover girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0h3lm0pPS5vUvxD2VSLzsl?si=bdffa27e60914dae✨ yearning girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0U3qS7yVWEq3xMdW4kiYC7?si=15693df2e67b4ffb&pt=3d3a15ae35626354b5eaad3937459fcb✨ heartbroken girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0WUNeWDjNYqBaZhm7eGlsZ?si=8784b090e20c4f79❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/🧡 maddie's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/💛 community events ig: https://www.instagram.com/lovergirlshq💚 main channel: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek💙 tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaekIf you liked this podcast, leave a review! ratethispodcast.com/emotionallyonline*This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.TIME STAMPS:00:00 – holiday catch up14:44 – we caught someone we know hating28:20 – instagram reposts... watch ur back32:40 – flirting HARD and piss play48:03 – erase men's accomplishments!54:53 – the worst of november 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

i'm passionate about ragebaiting chatgpt bros... this is my truth and i wear it loud and proud! today, we're talking about the response to last weeks episode, my hot take on secret lives of mormon wives, an AI art scandal out in bozeman, montana and having to watch your ex move on while you're still processing the breakup. get in those slumber bags lover girls!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6For advertising inquiries: advertising@audioboom.comTo book me on your podcast, radio show, or tv show: talent@pionairepodcasting.com✨ lover girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0h3lm0pPS5vUvxD2VSLzsl?si=bdffa27e60914dae✨ yearning girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0U3qS7yVWEq3xMdW4kiYC7?si=15693df2e67b4ffb&pt=3d3a15ae35626354b5eaad3937459fcb✨ heartbroken girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0WUNeWDjNYqBaZhm7eGlsZ?si=8784b090e20c4f79❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/🧡 maddie's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/💛 community events ig: https://www.instagram.com/lovergirlshq💚 main channel: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek💙 tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaekIf you liked this podcast, leave a review! ratethispodcast.com/emotionallyonline*This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.TIME STAMPS:00:00 – kittens, book stores, and getting high with my besties05:07 – my HOT take on secret lives of mormon wives13:30 – the response to last weeks episode25:40 – AI art winning a contest in bozeman, montana42:12 – watching your ex move on before you 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 submit to the show: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com  podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules  maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek  meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/