The World Cup Of

World Cup of Women – Groups A–DThe World Cup of Women gets underway with Groups A–D, diving into the different types, personalities and archetypes you come across in real life, nights out, holidays and everywhere in between.From mods and travellers to garage girls, party girls and the kind of “11/10 neckbreakers” that stop conversations mid-sentence, this opening episode introduces a mix of categories that everyone instantly recognises.We get into the world of table service girls, the rise of Dubai real estate types, and the kinds of characters that always seem to come with a story attached.As always, this isn’t about judging individuals — it’s about the archetypes, the stereotypes, and the shared experiences people instantly recognise. The criteria is loose, the debates move quickly, and opinions don’t last long before being challenged.This is where the tournament begins — setting the tone before things get even more chaotic.Subscribe for £6.99/month and get every single minute of every single episode — including the rest of this tournament (Groups E–H + knockouts) and the full back catalogue.That includes:The World Cup of Women (Full Tournament)The World Cup of Wastes of MoneyThe World Cup of JohnsThe World Cup of Shit JobsThe World Cup of 1998The World Cup of Holiday NightmaresThe World Cup of Horrible PeopleThe World Cup of Horrible Words / PhrasesThe World Cup of 2025The World Cup of LiquidsThe World Cup of Forgotten FashionThe World Cup of Things You Don’t See (Anymore)The World Cup of Special DaysThe World Cup of Forgotten TV ShowsThe World Cup of InsultsThe World Cup of Hard PeopleAnd the full back catalogue🎟️ One subscription⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 No edits. No cuts. Everything includedIf this feels familiar already, wait until the rest of the draw unfolds.

The World Cup of 1998 – Groups A–DThe World Cup of 1998 kicks off with Groups A–D, taking us straight back to one of the most iconic years of the late 90s.From the chaos of England vs Argentina and everything that came with it, to peak TV moments with Johnny Vaughan and Denise Van Outen, this episode is packed with the kind of memories that instantly transport you back.We relive the shock of Geri leaving the Spice Girls, the glory of Arsenal winning the double, and the cultural impact of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels — all while Alright Fans casually drops in one of his own personal milestones from 1998 that probably should’ve stayed private.This is what the World Cup of 1998 is all about — football, music, film, TV and real-life moments all colliding into one ridiculous, nostalgia-heavy tournament.As always, the criteria is loose. Impact, nostalgia, cultural relevance and pure “I remember exactly where I was” factor all come into play as we try to decide what truly defines the year.This episode sets the tone for the tournament — big moments, bigger memories, and constant debates over what really mattered most.Groups E–H and the knockout rounds continue exclusively on Patreon, where the nostalgia only gets deeper.👉 patreon.com/theworldcupofIncluding:The World Cup of Horrible PeopleThe World Cup of Horrible Words / PhrasesThe World Cup of 2025The World Cup of LiquidsThe World Cup of Forgotten FashionThe World Cup of Things You Don’t See (Anymore)The World Cup of Special DaysThe World Cup of Forgotten TV ShowsThe World Cup of InsultsThe World Cup of Hard People…and the full back catalogue.🎟️ Multiple tiers⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere elseIf this one didn’t take you straight back, nothing will — the rest of 1998 is waiting on Patreon.🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

The World Cup of Shit Jobs – Groups A–DThe World Cup of Shit Jobs gets underway with Groups A–D, shining a light on the roles people either avoid at all costs… or find themselves stuck explaining at parties.From the emotional weight of an undertaker to the grim reality of a portaloo cleaner, from the thankless existence of a traffic warden to the relentless hustle of a looky looky man, this tournament covers jobs that test patience, dignity, sanity — or all three at once.We also get into roles that come with power but just as much pressure, like being Prime Minister, alongside jobs that are physically and mentally draining, such as slaughterhouse work. Some are difficult, some are misunderstood, and some just feel like there’s no upside whatsoever.As always, the criteria is up for debate. Pay, stress, public perception, working conditions and pure “I couldn’t do that” factor all come into play as we try to decide what truly makes a job terrible.This episode sets the tone for the tournament — honest, uncomfortable at times, but full of opinions everyone secretly has.Groups E–H and the knockout rounds continue exclusively on Patreon, where the full debates and inevitable disagreements live.👉 patreon.com/theworldcupofIncluding:The World Cup of Horrible PeopleThe World Cup of Horrible Words / PhrasesThe World Cup of 2025The World Cup of LiquidsThe World Cup of Forgotten FashionThe World Cup of Things You Don’t See (Anymore)The World Cup of Special DaysThe World Cup of Forgotten TV ShowsThe World Cup of InsultsThe World Cup of Hard People…and the full back catalogue.🎟️ Multiple tiers⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere elseIf this one made you feel better about your own job… the rest of the debate is waiting on Patreon.🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

The World Cup of Holiday Nightmares gets underway with Groups A–D, as we’re joined by special guest James Gardner (@comedyjames) to relive the kinds of trips that go spectacularly wrong.From getting hit with sun stroke on day one to full-blown blazing rows that derail the entire holiday, from being caught up in natural disasters to somehow ending up locked in a brothel, this tournament brings together the absolute worst-case scenarios of going away.What starts as a break quickly turns into something you’ll be telling stories about for the rest of your life — missed flights, dodgy food, arguments that escalate out of nowhere, and situations you genuinely couldn’t make up.As always, the criteria is loose and the stories are doing most of the work. Severity, chaos, recoverability and pure “how has this happened?” all come into play as we try to decide what truly is the ultimate holiday nightmare.This episode sets the tone for the tournament — big stories, bigger opinions, and a strong reminder that sometimes it’s just better to stay at home.Groups E–H and the knockout rounds continue exclusively on Patreon, where things somehow get even worse.👉 patreon.com/theworldcupofIncluding:The World Cup of Horrible PeopleThe World Cup of Horrible Words / PhrasesThe World Cup of 2025The World Cup of LiquidsThe World Cup of Forgotten FashionThe World Cup of Things You Don’t See (Anymore)The World Cup of Special DaysThe World Cup of Forgotten TV ShowsThe World Cup of InsultsThe World Cup of Hard People…and the full back catalogue.🎟️ Multiple tiers⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere elseIf this episode made you rethink your next trip, the rest of the nightmares are waiting on Patreon.🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

Top 40 Acts of Straightness is a completely tongue-in-cheek countdown of the most stereotypically “straight bloke” habits, behaviours and cultural clichés imaginable.From the obvious to the absurd, this episode dives headfirst into the kind of things that have long been joked about as peak straight energy — delivered with heavy doses of irony, exaggeration and old-school banter.It’s not trying to define anyone, explain anyone, or make any grand cultural statement. The whole point is the ridiculousness of the stereotypes themselves.Think of it as a playful look at the clichés people have laughed about for years — beers, barbecues, questionable fashion choices, unnecessary competitiveness and the strange logic that sits behind them.Take it exactly as intended: knowingly silly, slightly nostalgic, and absolutely not that deep.

The World Cup of Wastes of Money gets underway with Groups A–D, taking a brutally honest look at the things people pour money into… only to later wonder why.From modern absurdities like AI girlfriends and endless streaming subscriptions like DAZN, to old-school drains on the wallet such as cigarettes and gambling, this tournament asks a very simple question: what actually deserves the title of the ultimate waste of money?Along the way we get into global talking points like Visit Rwanda sponsorships, massive government spending projects like NASA, and the most destructive expenditure of all — war. Some entries are personal vices, some are cultural debates, and others are things society keeps paying for despite knowing exactly how expensive they are.As always, the criteria is loose and the arguments escalate quickly. Cost, value, impact and sheer frustration all come into play as we try to separate guilty pleasures from things that genuinely feel like money disappearing into thin air.This episode sets the tone for the tournament — strong opinions, uncomfortable truths, and a lot of financial regret.Groups E–H and the knockout rounds continue exclusively on Patreon, where the full debates and inevitable arguments live.👉 patreon.com/theworldcupofIncluding:The World Cup of Horrible PeopleThe World Cup of Horrible Words / PhrasesThe World Cup of 2025The World Cup of LiquidsThe World Cup of Forgotten FashionThe World Cup of Things You Don’t See (Anymore)The World Cup of Special DaysThe World Cup of Forgotten TV ShowsThe World Cup of InsultsThe World Cup of Hard People…and the full back catalogue.🎟️ Multiple tiers⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere elseIf this episode made you rethink where your money goes, the rest of the arguments are waiting on Patreon.🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

The World Cup of Johns kicks off with Groups A–D, celebrating the remarkable (and occasionally ridiculous) number of famous figures who happen to share one of the most common names in the English-speaking world.From the chaos and comedy of Johnny Knoxville, the broadcasting legend of John McCririck, and the musical legacy of Johnny Rotten, to cultural icons like John F. Kennedy, football favourite John Barnes, and wrestling megastar John Cena — this tournament proves that the name John has punched well above its weight across sport, politics, entertainment and beyond.Along the way we dive into the worlds of John Anderson, Pete Davidson’s alter-ego John Davidson, and plenty more Johns who’ve left their mark in completely different ways.As always, the criteria is flexible at best. Impact, legacy, recognisability, and pure “John energy” all come into play as the debates quickly spiral and the arguments get heated.This episode sets the tone for the tournament — big names, big opinions, and a surprisingly deep bench of Johns.Groups E–H and the knockout rounds continue exclusively on Patreon, where the full debates and inevitable disagreements live.👉 patreon.com/theworldcupofIncluding:The World Cup of Horrible PeopleThe World Cup of Horrible Words / PhrasesThe World Cup of 2025The World Cup of LiquidsThe World Cup of Forgotten FashionThe World Cup of Things You Don’t See (Anymore)The World Cup of Special DaysThe World Cup of Forgotten TV ShowsThe World Cup of InsultsThe World Cup of Hard People…and the full back catalogue.🎟️ Multiple tiers⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere elseIf you thought there were a lot of Johns before, wait until the rest of the draw unfolds on Patreon.🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

The World Cup of the Letter D gets underway with Groups A–D, where anything — and everything — beginning with “D” is thrown into the tournament and judged far more seriously than it has any right to be.From Dogs and Dinosaurs to Dragons and Dubai, from cultural icons like Diana, Princess of Wales and David Beckham, to topics that immediately derail the conversation like Drugs and Dildos, this one covers an absurdly wide spectrum.As ever, we argue over impact, legacy, usefulness, cultural weight and pure chaos. Some entries feel like automatic winners, others spark debates no one saw coming, and consistency disappears almost instantly.This episode sets the tone for the tournament — full groups, big opinions, and a letter doing a lot of heavy lifting.Groups E–H and the knockout rounds continue exclusively on Patreon, where the full debates and inevitable arguments live.👉 patreon.com/theworldcupofIncluding:The World Cup of Horrible PeopleThe World Cup of Horrible Words / PhrasesThe World Cup of 2025The World Cup of LiquidsThe World Cup of Forgotten FashionThe World Cup of Things You Don’t See (Anymore)The World Cup of Special DaysThe World Cup of Forgotten TV ShowsThe World Cup of InsultsThe World Cup of Hard People…and the full back catalogue.🎟️ Multiple tiers⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere elseIf this one made you realise how stacked the letter D actually is, the rest of the chaos is waiting on Patreon.🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

The World Cup of Good Jobs kicks off with Groups A–D, celebrating the roles people secretly (or not so secretly) think are the dream.From the pressure and prestige of an F1 Safety Car Driver and the obsession-fuelled madness of a Football Manager, to the high-risk freedom of a Professional Gambler, the responsibility of a Pilot, the controversy and curiosity around being a Porn Star, and the modern chaos of life as a YouTuber — this tournament asks one simple question: what actually makes a job “good”?Is it money? Status? Freedom? Lifestyle? Or just the ability to tell people what you do without immediately regretting it?As ever, the criteria is debated, bent, and occasionally ignored altogether as we weigh glamour against graft, fantasy against reality, and childhood dreams against adult stress.This episode sets the tone for the tournament.Groups E–H and the knockout rounds continue exclusively on Patreon, where the full arguments, deeper dives and inevitable disagreements live.👉 patreon.com/theworldcupofIncluding:The World Cup of Horrible PeopleThe World Cup of Horrible Words / PhrasesThe World Cup of 2025The World Cup of LiquidsThe World Cup of Forgotten FashionThe World Cup of Things You Don’t See (Anymore)The World Cup of Special DaysThe World Cup of Forgotten TV ShowsThe World Cup of InsultsThe World Cup of Hard People…and the full back catalogue.🎟️ Multiple tiers⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere elseIf this one made you rethink your career choices, the rest of the chaos is waiting on Patreon.🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

With the Premier League taking a breather for a long, slightly painful FA Cup Fourth Round weekend, Crazy Ginger Cabbie and Alright Fans sit down to take stock of the season so far.This special episode is a no-nonsense Premier League update — who’s flying, who’s falling apart, which narratives are real, and which ones need binning immediately. From title races and top-four chaos to relegation worries and managers already feeling the heat, nothing is off the table.It’s the episode you put on to get through a weekend without league football — opinionated, informed, and exactly the kind of chat you’d be having in the pub if there was actually a game on.No gimmicks. No tournaments. Just football.

The World Cup of Special Days gets underway with Groups A–D, taking a hard (and very unserious) look at the days that pop up every year and somehow manage to take over our lives.From the pressure of Valentine’s Day and the emotional minefield of Mother’s Day, to the quiet chaos of World Book Day, the madness of Black Friday, and the sugar-fuelled mayhem of Halloween, this episode digs into why these days exist, who they’re really for, and how they somehow became unavoidable.Along the way we get into the rise of niche calendar moments like National Masturbation Day and Random Acts of Kindness Day — the kind of days you don’t remember until social media aggressively reminds you they’re happening.Some are commercial, some are heartfelt, some are confusing, and some probably shouldn’t be a thing at all — but every one of them sparks an opinion.This episode sets the tone for the tournament.Groups E–H and the knockout rounds continue exclusively on Patreon, where the full debates and deeper dives live.👉 patreon.com/theworldcupofIncluding:The World Cup of Horrible PeopleThe World Cup of Horrible Words / PhrasesThe World Cup of 2025The World Cup of LiquidsThe World Cup of Forgotten FashionThe World Cup of Things You Don’t See (Anymore)The World Cup of Forgotten TV ShowsThe World Cup of InsultsThe World Cup of Hard People…and the full back catalogue.🎟️ Multiple tiers⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere elseIf this episode made you suddenly realise you’ve forgotten a card, a costume or a present — the rest of the chaos is waiting on Patreon.🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

The World Cup of Things You Don’t See (Anymore) kicks off with Groups A–D, digging up the everyday sights that have quietly disappeared without anyone really noticing.From white dog poo and teenagers boozing in parks to Page 3, power cuts, and Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking at the door, this episode is a strange mix of the grim, the funny and the oddly comforting. The stuff that once felt completely normal and now feels like it belonged to another country, or another lifetime.We reminisce about kids playing out until dark, the low-level fear of flashers, the glow of electric fires at your nan’s house, and moments that instantly transport you back to a different pace of life — before smartphones, ring doorbells and constant supervision.This isn’t about saying things were better — it’s about recognising how much has changed, often without us realising when the shift actually happened.This episode sets the tone for the tournament.Groups E–H and the knockout rounds continue exclusively on Patreon, where even more forgotten sights come back to life.👉 patreon.com/theworldcupofIncluding:The World Cup of Horrible PeopleThe World Cup of Horrible Words / PhrasesThe World Cup of 2025The World Cup of LiquidsThe World Cup of Forgotten FashionThe World Cup of Forgotten TV ShowsThe World Cup of InsultsThe World Cup of Hard People…and the full back catalogue.🎟️ Multiple tiers⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere elseIf this episode made you say “bloody hell, I forgot about that”, the rest are waiting on Patreon.🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

The World Cup of Forgotten Fashion opens with Groups A–D, taking us straight back to the outfits, trends and choices that defined entire eras — and specific moments in our lives.This episode is pure nostalgia. From the unmistakable rustle of shell suits and the quiet confidence of a fresh pair of Reebok Classics, to the era-defining flex of a Benetton bag, these aren’t just clothes — they’re memories. School discos, first holidays, shopping trips with parents, and nights out that still live in your head.We reminisce about NAFFCO 54, the rise of Patrick Cox wannabes, and the trends you wore proudly at the time… before later pretending you never did. Every item unlocks a different chapter, a different soundtrack, and a different version of yourself.This episode sets the tone for the tournament.Groups E–H and the knockout rounds continue exclusively on Patreon, where the full debate and deeper dives live.👉 patreon.com/theworldcupofIncluding:The World Cup of Horrible PeopleThe World Cup of Horrible Words / PhrasesThe World Cup of 2025The World Cup of LiquidsThe World Cup of Modern Football Is RubbishThe World Cup of Forgotten TV ShowsThe World Cup of InsultsThe World Cup of Hard People…and the full back catalogue.🎟️ Multiple tiers⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere elseIf this episode took you back, the rest of the journey continues on Patreon.🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

After crowning the peroxide kings, it was only right to even things up.This bonus episode brings you The World Cup of Blonde Women, a full Groups A-H World Cup celebrating some of the most iconic, influential and instantly recognisable blonde eras in pop culture, TV, music and beyond.From Denise Van Outen and Paula Yates to Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz and the unforgettable Annalise from Neighbours, this tournament isn’t about looks - it’s about impact, era-defining energy, cultural footprint and “you had to be there” moments.As always, the criteria is loose, the debates are heated, nostalgia does most of the heavy lifting, and consistency disappears early doors. Icons clash, hot takes fly, and no one agrees on anything for more than 30 seconds.This episode exists for balance, fairness, and because the list is genuinely ridiculous.👉 patreon.com/theworldcupofIncluding:The World Cup of Horrible PeopleThe World Cup of Horrible Words / PhrasesThe World Cup of 2025The World Cup of LiquidsThe World Cup of Modern Football Is Rubbish (Groups & Knockouts)The World Cup of Blonde DudesBONUS: Top 40 Acts of Fruitiness 🍌…and the entire back catalogue.🎟️ Multiple tiers⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere elseIf you enjoyed Blonde Dudes, this one was inevitable.🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

The World Cup of the Letter C: FULL EPISODEThis week we’re going all in with a full, uncut episode of The World Cup of the Letter C, where absolutely anything beginning with “C” is fair game.From Coffee, Crocs and Candy Shops to ChatGPT, Costco and Canary Wharf, this tournament throws together places, people, concepts and complete nonsense, then treats them with far more seriousness than they deserve.Along the way we argue the merits of Christmas, question the power of Camping, get sidetracked by Chicken, and somehow end up debating whether Cheese deserves elite status. Logic is stretched, rules are bent, and consistency is abandoned almost immediately.This one’s a proper World Cup episode - full groups, full debates, full chaos - and it’s completely free as a gateway into the series.👉 patreon.com/theworldcupofIncluding:The World Cup of Horrible People The World Cup of Horrible Words / Phrases The World Cup of 2025 The World Cup of LiquidsThe World Cup of Modern Football Is Rubbish The World Cup of Forgotten TV ShowsThe World Cup of InsultsThe World Cup of Hard PeopleBONUS: Top 40 Acts of Fruitiness 🍌…and the entire back catalogue.🎟️ Multiple tiers available⏱️ Full-length episodes🚫 Not listed anywhere else]If this one hooks you, the rest of the chaos lives on Patreon.🔒 ALL FULL EPISODES AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON

Top 40 Acts of Fruitiness is a knowingly daft countdown of cultural habits, moments and pop-culture tropes that have traditionally been joked about as being “a bit fruity.”This episode leans hard into irony, exaggeration and old-school banter — laughing at the language, the stereotypes and the ridiculous logic behind them, not at real people or identities.It’s self-aware, unapologetically silly and rooted in how jokes used to be made before everything needed a footnote. Nothing here is meant to define anyone — it’s about the humour, the nostalgia and the sheer absurdity of it all.Take it exactly as intended: tongue in cheek, eyebrows raised, and absolutely not that deep.

This week’s episode is a bumper 48-team special as the World Cup of Horrible People explodes into life with Groups A–H revealed and debated in full.From pop culture and politics to media figures, sport and online personalities, this tournament brings together some of the most divisive names of the modern era. Agree, disagree, or shout at your phone — that’s the point.Group A: Machine Gun Kelly, Sadiq Khan, Jeremy Kyle, Steven BartlettGroup B: Eni Aluko MBE, Katie Hopkins, Bob Vylan, Dillon DanisGroup C: Jamiroquai, Narinder Kaur, Yungblud, Floyd Mayweather JnrGroup D: Keir Starmer, Roxanne Pallett, Sam Smith, Tommy RobinsonGroup E: Charlie Mullins, Tim Westwood, Conor McGregor, Prince HarryGroup F: Bob Geldof, Jeremy Vine, Sam Thompson, Owen JonesGroup G: Jake Paul, Andy Tate, Cycling Mikey, Tony BlairGroup H: Laurence Fox, Megan Rapinoe, Donald Trump, Cynthia ErivoThis is a full standalone episode, with the full episode available exclusively at patreon.com/theworldcupofChoose wisely. Or don’t. Chaos is inevitable.

The World Cup of Horrible Words & Phrases kicks off with Groups A–D, bringing together some of the most irritating, overused and instantly rage-inducing words and sayings in modern life.Before any eliminations, we set the criteria for what truly makes a word or phrase unbearable — then let the arguments begin.Group A: Suck Your Mum, The Ick, Today Years Old, It’s GivingGroup B: Motive, Hella / Finna, Unalived, Deadass?Group C: Scran, Aaaayyyy, Can I Get, MancrushGroup D: X-More Sleeps, Cahnlie, Cry More, WallahiThis is a full standalone episode introducing the tournament and its opening groups.The full competition, remaining groups, and knockout rounds are available exclusively at patreon.com/theworldcupofAlready annoyed? Perfect. Pick your losers.

The World Cup of 2025 gets underway as Groups A–D are unveiled and put on the table — a chaotic mix of pop culture moments, scandals, sport, politics and events that have defined the year.Group A: Bonnie Blue, Ryder Cup, Oasis Reunion, Unite the Kingdom marchGroup B: Katy Perry in Space, Coldplay Kiss Cam, The Lionesses, Louvre HeistGroup C: Epstein List, Hollywood Fires, Gregg Wallace, AJ vs Jake PaulGroup D: Prince Andrew, Kendrick Lamar, 6/7, Luke LittlerBefore any eliminations or knockout drama, this episode sets the criteria, the rules, and the tone for how 2025 will be judged.Serious moments sit next to the ridiculous, and nothing is off-limits once the debate starts.This is a full standalone episode introducing the tournament and its first four groups.All groups, full debates, and progression through the rounds are available exclusively on Patreon.Pick your winners. Disagree loudly. This is where the World Cup of 2025 begins.

The World Cup of Liquids begins in the only way it possibly could — with Milk, Vinegar, Screenwash and Urine thrown into the same group and judged far more seriously than they deserve.What makes a liquid worthy of advancing? Everyday usefulness? Cultural relevance? Pure chaos? Or just the fact it exists at all?This group spirals quickly as sensible logic is abandoned, strong opinions are formed, and at least one liquid is questioned far more than it should be.A full standalone episode taken from our Patreon-exclusive tournament — stupid, unnecessary, and somehow deeply argued.Don’t ask why. Just pick a winner.