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Bad Dates. Worse Decisions. Stories Too Wild to Make Up.What starts as a casual debrief quickly spirals into dates-from-hell chaos: catfishes showing up fatter than their pics with mullets, bragging about exes and threesomes, coffee-date stinginess, period stained sheets, and a jacket that became collateral damage. This episode is messy, unfiltered, and maybe a little too honest—exactly how we like it.Welcome to this weeks episode.xx, Kayla & Aumi

Is your love life written in the stars… or just cursed by Mercury retrograde? We’re joined by our bestie Hannah Sophia, a fifth-generation astrologer, to help us get our love charts read by the stars.What starts as a “let’s see what the stars say” vibe quickly spirals into astrological chaos: figuring out why we keep having the same dating disasters, Venus signs exposing our romantic blind spots, and planetary receipts proving that some of our habits — yes, those habits — might be why love keeps ghosting us. Think love predictions that feel like emotional ambushes and insights we maybe weren’t ready for. Welcome to this week’s episode.xx, Kayla & Aumi & Hannah

In 12 minutes, we’re unpacking how to survive the blackout scaries. For anyone doing post-night damage control or rereading texts in the group chat with one eye closed, this one’s for you.xoxo, Kayla

One conversation. Several men in uniform. Zero lessons learned.What starts as a casual debrief quickly spirals into men in uniform: hooking up with a firefighter at a wedding, flirting with the idea of the Mile High Club, and writing love letters with a military man that felt straight out of a Dear John montage. From getting kicked off a fire truck to realizing your firefighter hookup has a very real, very secret girlfriend, this episode is messy, unfiltered, and maybe a little too honest.Welcome to this weeks episode.xx, Kayla & Aumi

In 14 minutes, we’re talking about why being single can feel so irritating and defeating. If Hinge just humbled you or you’re stuck in third-wheel captivity, this is your small pep talk and mental palate cleanser.xoxo, Kayla

We hit record and immediately forgot we had microphones on.Doing a little debrief on our current boy situations and waste no time spiraling into all our firsts: first crushes, first kisses, first breakups, and the first time we had s*x. It’s chaotic, unfiltered, and very much feels like we overshared.Intrusive thoughts, shared publicly. Welcome to episode one.xx, Kayla & Aumi