The Packfiller: Cycling Culture & Comedy

Once upon a time, while the young whippersnappers were apparently out drinking horrid green beer, the elders of the cycling village got together to discuss how things were "back in ze day", whilst enjoying proper pints (thanks Big Barn), and reminiscing about the days of wool and casquettes. Oh, and they've got plenty to say about these Strava Punks too! Now get offa our digital lawns!

This frames the episode as a reality check. We analyze Pogačar’s dominance and then immediately present the contrasting reality of an everyday cyclist.Tadej Pogačar just executed an 80km solo alien abduction of Strade Bianche, and the entire professional peloton is currently existential. But while UAE Team Emirates is rewriting the history books, over here in the Packfiller bunker, we are just trying to survive the algorithms.Tonight, Pat officially launches "Project Reclamation."Following three years of A-fib and two heart ablations (recently detailed in Cycling Weekly), Pat is publicly documenting the grim reality of rebuilding a 350-watt engine at 56 years old for the Tour de Bloom road stage race. We are doing this completely un-sponsored, on a retro rim-brake Giant TCR, fueled purely by cynicism, 200g of daily protein, and cinderblock tuna.We contrast the pinnacle of genetics with the reality of Project Reclamation. The full empire (Jackson, Paul, Sam, and David) is in the building to debate:Strade Bianche: Is Pogačar’s dominance good for the sport, or is the fun found in watching the world's best rider set the world on fire?News: We analyze the new "first rider counts" TTT format at Paris-Nice, the gravel chaos at Tirreno, and the rumored €100M Danish sponsorship future for Ineos Grenadiers.Final K: The cast answers the burning question: "If you could afford any new car today, what would it be?"WATCH THE MISERY IN THE ENGINE ROOM: Want to see the actual, psychological toll of Project Reclamation? If you want to see the unedited video of Pat eating cinderblock tuna, the raw "Starch Replacement" texts, and the 400-watt telemetry, join the VIP tier on our Patreon.

Opening Weekend wasn't just a race—it was a demolition derby. From shattered clavicles to lost teeth, the Belgian cobbles have left the peloton with a massive "Butcher’s Bill."Tonight, Pat is joined by the dream team: Sam Waples (Biomechanics) and Dr. David Waples (Medical) to break down the trauma, the resilience, and the science of "cold-weather" crashes.In this episode:The Breakaway: Why do the Classics result in more severe injuries than the Tour de France?The Musette (News): Mathieu van der Poel’s "magical" Omloop debut and the rise of 19-year-old Paul Seixas.Medical Corner: Is the pro peloton's concussion protocol actually working? Dr. David gives us the hard truth.Preview: Strade Bianche is here. Can anyone—even with a "superman" trait—stop Tadej Pogačar on the white roads?The Broom Wagon: It's back, and it's all in the family. Support Our Sponsors:Thomas Hammer Coffee: Fuel your ride with the Packfiller Blend!Big Barn Brewing: Fresh from the farm-to-studio taps.Panache Cyclewear: Suffer in style.

Is it time to pay the "Dad Tax"? The full Pack is away this week, so the Bulger Bloodline is taking over the studio. It's just Pat and Jackson for a special episode exploring the generational gap in cycling—from 90s retrogrouch habits to the high-tech, aero-obsessed modern peloton. Oh, and we both want new helmets.

Is local bike racing getting too expensive to survive? The "OG Three" (Pat, Paul, and Jackson) are in the studio to debate the rising cost of entry fees, including a staggering $340 price tag for local stage races. Plus, we break down the creation of local "Superteams" and whether they help or hurt the scene.In the WorldTour, Remco Evenepoel puts the hammer down on Isaac Del Toro at the UAE Tour, Astana shocks Adam Yates in Oman, and we preview the Volta ao Algarve. Finally, The Broom Wagon trivia gets spicy with a game of "Real or Fake: UCI Dirty Secrets."Grab a beer and pull up a chair for the best post-ride hangout in cycling.🍻 Support Our Sponsors:Thomas Hammer Coffee: Fuel your ride with Spokane's best roast. Get ready for the Packfiller Blend coming soon!Big Barn Brewing: Fresh from the farm taps directly to our studio.Panache Cyclewear: Look pro, even if you're slow. Bold designs and perfect fits.👇 Join the Conversation: Would you pay $340 for a local amateur race? Let us know in the comments!Subscribe, like, and keep the rubber side down!

The band is back together! After a week away, Pat returns from the stage to the mic to lead the full Pack through a chaotic week of training, or not training...

Don't stalk pro riders. Don't join too big of a team. Don't, whatever you do, play trivia with The Packfiller!!! (mind the static)Sign up for more at Packfiller.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't blame Pat. It was the other guys!! We're also getting excited to ride outside (apparently not on fat bikes, though).Sign up for more at Packfiller.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Was it a compliment, or wasn't it? You get to decide. The whole gang is here, and insanity shall ensue. Sign up for more at Packfiller.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Waples free, which of course means a structured and thoughtful evening sipping beverages and calmly discussing the benefits of, well, being Waples free!Sign up for more at Packfiller.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The racing was good, if not great. What could make it better? Hmmm...Sign up for more at Packfiller.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No, really. This one was special. Not like last year...Gift ideas (on ZERO budget restrictions), actual gift exchanges, and the yearly judging of the kits. BTW, you should catch this one on our YouTube channel. Sign up for more at Packfiller.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, it's just water weight, just keep telling yourself that. Plus, planning for next year! Doit now, or fly by the seat of your pants? Your call!Sign up for more at Packfiller.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yep. That's one of the reasons to spend during this holiday season, and in fact, the whole year through. Keep it cheap, or just go full "cyclist" on your life's habit?Sign up for more at Packfiller.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not to sound cheesy, but how did, and does, your family add to your cycling story?Sign up for more at Packfiller.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm thankful for a bunch of immature friends who ride bikes. Sign up for more at Packfiller.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, kinda. After last week's geriatric hour, we thought we'd liven things up a few decades in reverse. Pat tries to figure out kids these days...Sign up for more at Packfiller.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When it's Pat and Paul, it's "Back In Ze Day," a retrospective jaunt into how things used to be. Again, you might need a glossary, but you also might laugh. (BTW, yes, that's Paul in the pic)Sign up for more at Packfiller.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the spooky season. You know, the kind when you contemplate all of the stupidity you've done, and think about just hangin up the wheels. Not really...Sign up for more at Packfiller.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay, so technically it took 26 years. But, if you think about it, how many podcasts even make it to 100? We here at The Packfiller celebrate the milestone with some reflection, and, of course, sarcasm. Thanks for being here with us for as many years as you have!Sign up for more at Packfiller.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.