The Michelle Collins Show

Of all the weeks to welcome Queen of Salt Lake City, Cancerian Queen and author of the new book Eternal Glow Heather Gay to the pod, what a week to do it. Because this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City episode was contentious to say the least, with the bonus detail that Michelle herself was on Watch What Happens Live to unpack it with Angie and Andy afterwrds. We get a first person account of the painful fight between Mary and Angie, incuding the appearance of Stephanie and the Dollar Tree drum and Lisa's incredible core temperature. Heather opens up about her new man and putting him on camera, "height-fishing" when everything thinks your the tallest girl in the room, life on the shots, and who could forget XERF? Even the Goodyear blimp gets involved. Plus! Heather delves into fiction with her exciting and fun new book Eternal Glow, dare we say the perfect Christmas gift for the Housewives fan in your life? For even more Michelle Collins, and really, why stop now? Join her Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/michcollSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Halloween! Michelle is joined by Dan Acton, fresh off of rigging his house with pinhole cams to record the action (joke), to discover what is by far the most disturbing Halloween costume available on Amazon as we speak. (click at your own risk.) We get a recap of Dan's party last week, followed by an extended tale (shock) of Michelle's foray into one of New Jersey's least talked about towns, bonding with airport workers but shunning the advances of the Garden State's gassiest cabbie. And while the tree frogs chirp away, we take a closer look into Love Is Blind's Rob aka Darvo Conger and Michaella, in some of the most riveting/morally reprehensible TV we've seen all year. Plus: An Andy Cohen sighting in the wild, Tailor Swift? More like Tailor Slow!, and has Foghorn Leghorn gotten work done?For even more Michelle Collins, and really, why stop now? Join her Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/michcollSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dan Acton joins Michelle today for an episode rife with ribaldry from the friendly skies. Yes, Dan met a "pilot" - or is he - and walks us through a saucy evening in America's complicated cocktail capital of Lexington, KY. The real question is: Has anyone else dated a pilot and do they all insist on showing their abs off in public?! God willing. Michelle, meanwhile, is back in Miami and debating what's worth more, some money in the bank or mental healthcare? She's gonna slink off to her lair to think about it. Today's the day: Mich is going to the hit doc "You Are What You Eat!" and will report back tomorrow. Plus, CBS is cranking out big hits including The Amazing Race and Endless Screensaver. And Love Is Blind makes us realize... everyone is unbearable. A beautiful lesson. Don't forget to get tickets to Mich's In Big Letters Tour which is kicking off Nov 10 at Joe's Pub!! Tickets here: michellecollinscomedy.comFor even more Michelle Collins, and really, why stop now? Join her Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/michcollSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The bobs are BOBBIN today as Red Carpet Wonder, Podcaster and Author Keltie Knight sits down with Michelle to unpack her new book, The Fuck Them Theory: Self-Help For People Who Are Done Being The Bigger Person. Bobs aside, the ladies have a lot in common: Debilitating ADHD (only one is medicated), terrible facial piercing decisions in their youth, an undying love of Rihanna, and dreams of being the next grifter featured on Bravo. Thrifting vs. Bargain Shopping are also up for debate, and becoming the next wife of Tom Cruise. Lock in because these two let the words fly at speeds previously unseen.For even more Michelle Collins, and really, why stop now? Join her Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/michcoll See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The day we've all waited for is finally here. Legend Trixie Mattel is BACK as our guest today and finally answers the question we've all been asking: What's your favorite vacuum cleaner? But listener, so much more is discussed: The IMDb star meter, ancestral rice, giant spiders, and airplane etiquette (Michelle can't get enough of this topic apparently). We get diva boots on the ground reporting live from the Chicken Festival, and quotes from some true American heroes, Phaedra Parks. Be SURE to watch the Trixie Halloween Mattelethon, available for free on YouTube, and tickets to Michelle's tour are now FULLY on sale! Head over to MichelleCollinsComedy.com to see if she's coming to a city near you.For even more Michelle Collins, and really, why stop now? Join her Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/michcoll See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.