Steph Infection

Sam Tallent swings by Steph Infection to talk everything from his newest novel, Brut, to his dreams of donating his body to science. Steph and Sam breakdown what it means to be a "safe man", the psyche of female apex predators, aquatic antics, sobriety, sexual proclivities, clown takeovers, benefits of weight loss, health care accountability, and striking fear into the heart of an audience. Go see Sam on tour and buy his newest novel, Brut, now! Grab your copy of Sam Tallent’s gripping new thriller, Brut, available now on Amazon! https://a.co/d/0fnyYWqn SPONSORS: Write your own money story with Monarch. Use code STEPH at https://Monarch.com to get your first year of Monarch Core half off at just $50. Follow https://www.instagram.com/stephtolev/?hl=en on Instagram.Follow https://www.instagram.com/samtallent/?hl=en on Instagram. Send in your body stories to be featured onthe podcast- just DM the Steph Infection podcast account! See Steph's "KEEPIN EM' HARD" Tour: COLUMBUS, OH - OCTOBER 2-4DENVER, CO - OCTOBER 8-10VICTORIA, BC - OCTOBER 14KELOWNA, BC - OCTOBER 15REGINA, SK - OCTOBER 16EDMONTON, ALBERTA - OCTOBER 17PITTSBURGH, PA - OCTOBER 22-24LOS ANGELES - OCTOBER 29LONDON, ON - OCTOBER 6SPOKANE - NOVEMBER 12-14FORT LAUDERDALE - NOVEMBER 18FULLY LOADED CRUISE - NOVEMBER 19-23TEMPE - NOVEMBER 27-28AUSTIN - DECEMBER 3-5VANCOUVER - DECEMBER 12CHICAGO - DECEMBER 17-19LAS VEGAS - JANUARY 29-30SALT LAKE CITY - FEBRUARY 5-6 Get tickets at https://punchup.live/stephtolev/tickets Steph Tolev caught fire on the BILL BURR PRESENTS: FRIENDS WHO KILL, Netflix special. She was named a COMEDIAN YOU SHOULD AND WILL KNOW by Vulture, which recognized her as one of Canada’s funniest exports. She was featured on Comedy Central’s THE RINGERS stand up series, and season two of UNPROTECTED SETS. Steph has appeared in Comedy Central’s CORPORATE and starred in an episode of the Sarah Silverman-produced PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME. Steph has been well received at festivals all over the world and headlines clubs across the country. She also has a hit podcast on ALL THINGS COMEDY called “STEPH INFECTION” and appears in the feature OLD DADS starring and written by Bill Burr on Netflix . Check out her tour dates to see her live! Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:20 - Being A Safe Man 00:04:52 - Lake Culture 00:06:38 - Comedians Behind Closed Doors 00:09:45 - Apex Predator Women 00:14:52 - Aquatic & Animalistic Antics 00:31:34 - Cucks & Cocaine 00:36:12 - Prolific Writer & Startling Stand Up 00:52:34 - Post Weight Loss Inches 00:58:18 - Tests, Scans, & Plugs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Margaret Cho stops by Steph Infection and delivers what is officially the grossest story ever told on this podcast, the one that finally made Steph gag on mic. Steph and Margaret get into being each other's Daniel Webb connection, why Margaret hasn't gone to a Hollywood party since the aughts, bangs and Botox as an anti-aging program, Forensic Files guilt and whether true crime is a cautionary tale for women or just somebody else's tragedy, the night a 500-pound man in a tow truck tried to talk a teenage Margaret into coming with him and how she knew to run, restraining orders being useless paper, threesomes being for cucks and having too many smells, the semen-is-bleach debate that got Steph called crazy on Bob the Drag Queen's podcast, the blowjob that earned a hotel suite upgrade in Charleston, Margaret's splinter that went so deep into her foot it required surgery and came out looking like a wine cork crossed with a bay scallop that she then asked to eat, toenails that grew UP like little hamburger patties from 1970s swimming pool fungus, toenail removal and nail bed cauterization, plantar warts, hemorrhoids, the 5% cream that actually works, Steph's extremely short taint, Scott Thompson cutting out his own plantar wart in a Banff cabin with vodka and scissors, why chihuahuas are the second most euthanized breed, the person reselling sidewalk gum in fake packaging, and Margaret's first special in twelve years, filming this November. Enjoy! SPONSORS: Head to https://Talkiatry.com/STEPH to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.  Follow https://www.instagram.com/margaret_cho/ on Instagram. Follow https://www.instagram.com/stephtolev/ and https://www.instagram.com/steph_infection_podcast/ on Instagram. Send in your body stories to be featured onthe podcast- just DM the Steph Infection podcast account! See Steph's "KEEPIN EM' HARD" Tour: COLUMBUS, OH - OCTOBER 2-3DENVER, CO - OCTOBER 8-10VICTORIA, BC - OCTOBER 14KELOWNA, BC - OCTOBER 15REGINA, SK - OCTOBER 16EDMONTON, ALBERTA - OCTOBER 17PITTSBURGH, PA - OCTOBER 22-24LOS ANGELES - OCTOBER 29LONDON, ON - OCTOBER 6SPOKANE - NOVEMBER 12-14FORT LAUDERDALE - NOVEMBER 18FULLY LOADED CRUISE - NOVEMBER 19-22TEMPE - NOVEMBER 27-28AUSTIN - DECEMBER 3-5CHICAGO - DECEMBER 17-19 Get tickets at https://punchup.live/stephtolev/tickets Steph Tolev caught fire on the BILL BURR PRESENTS: FRIENDS WHO KILL, Netflix special. She was named a COMEDIAN YOU SHOULD AND WILL KNOW by Vulture, which recognized her as one of Canada’s funniest exports. She was featured on Comedy Central’s THE RINGERS stand up series, and season two of UNPROTECTED SETS. Steph has appeared in Comedy Central’s CORPORATE and starred in an episode of the Sarah Silverman-produced PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME. Steph has been well received at festivals all over the world and headlines clubs across the country. She also has a hit podcast on ALL THINGS COMEDY called “STEPH INFECTION” and appears in the feature OLD DADS starring and written by Bill Burr on Netflix . Check out her tour dates to see her live! Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:17 - No Parties, No Premieres, Just The Dogs 00:07:25 - Bangs, Botox, & Forensic Files Guilt 00:12:29 - The Man In The Tow Truck 00:17:11 - Stalkers & Useless Restraining Orders 00:22:46 - Relationships, Hotel Protectors, & New Material 00:29:19 - Threesomes Are For Cucks 00:35:23 - BJ For A Hotel Upgrade & Butt Tattoos 00:40:52 - The Wine Cork In Her Foot & Big Mac Toenails 00:46:20 - Warts, Hemorrhoids, & A Very Short Taint 00:52:23 - Salads, Shitting, & Hobbies 00:59:27 - Full Dog Penis & The Worst Body Story Ever Told Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Terry Dubrow of Botched stops by Steph Infection and within five minutes has diagnosed Steph's frozen forehead, explained why he has built up complete immunity to four types of Botox, and claims responsibility for two of the top 5 worst reality shows of all time. Steph and Dr. Dubrow get into The Swan, where twelve women couldn't see their own face for three months after surgery, Bridal Plasty, which somehow involved competing for rhinoplasties as wedding prizes, plus the Lorenzo Lamas show where a laser pointer was used to identify women's physical deficiencies on live television, why Steph is never getting a nose job no matter what anyone says, breast implants going in through the belly button until someone went too deep and hit a heart, ballerina boobs being the new trend, the deep plane facelift and whether it actually works better, how the gerbil at Cedars rumor follows certain celebrities forever, what really happens when plastic surgery goes wrong and a good surgeon handles it, and a full breakdown of GLP-1 drugs including the new one called Retatrutide that's about to change everything. SPONSORS: If you or someone you know experienced serious mental health struggles as a result of social media use, you may be entitled to a potential recovery of over $1,000. Visit https://morganmorganpa.sjv.io/c/7729588/3841482/23429?sharedid=steph-infection to submit a claim now. Follow https://www.instagram.com/drdubrow/ on Instagram.Follow https://www.instagram.com/stephtolev/ and https://www.instagram.com/steph_infection_podcast/ on Instagram. Send in your body stories to be featured onthe podcast- just DM the Steph Infection podcast account! See Steph's "KEEPIN EM' HARD" Tour: RICHMOND, VA - SEPTEMBER 19-20COLUMBUS, OH - OCTOBER 2-3DENVER, CO - OCTOBER 8-10VICTORIA, BC - OCTOBER 14KELOWNA, BC - OCTOBER 15REGINA, SK - OCTOBER 16EDMONTON, ALBERTA - OCTOBER 17PITTSBURGH, PA - OCTOBER 22-24LOS ANGELES - OCTOBER 29LONDON, ON - OCTOBER 6SPOKANE - NOVEMBER 12-14FORT LAUDERDALE - NOVEMBER 18FULLY LOADED CRUISE - NOVEMBER 19-22TEMPE - NOVEMBER 27-28AUSTIN - DECEMBER 3-5CHICAGO - DECEMBER 17-19 Get tickets at https://punchup.live/stephtolev/tickets Steph Tolev caught fire on the BILL BURR PRESENTS: FRIENDS WHO KILL, Netflix special. She was named a COMEDIAN YOU SHOULD AND WILL KNOW by Vulture, which recognized her as one of Canada’s funniest exports. She was featured on Comedy Central’s THE RINGERS stand up series, and season two of UNPROTECTED SETS. Steph has appeared in Comedy Central’s CORPORATE and starred in an episode of the Sarah Silverman-produced PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME. Steph has been well received at festivals all over the world and headlines clubs across the country. She also has a hit podcast on ALL THINGS COMEDY called “STEPH INFECTION” and appears in the feature OLD DADS starring and written by Bill Burr on Netflix . Check out her tour dates to see her live! #stephtolev #stephinfection #comedy Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:03:12 - Steph's Frozen Forehead & Dr. Dubrow's Botox Immunity00:08:45 - The Swan: Ugly Duckling Beauty Contest00:15:32 - John Stockton, White Boxers & Tim Dwight00:25:17 - Human Experimentation & Breast Implants00:31:08 - Trust The Process00:44:18 - The Deep Plane Facelift00:49:16 - When Plastic Surgery Goes Wrong & Worst Thing Pulled From A Butt00:56:55 - Dr. Dubrow's Most Interesting Body Case01:00:09 - GLP-1 Drugs: Why Dr. Dubrow Is Their Biggest Fan01:08:20 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kelsey Cook joins Steph to talk about her new Netflix special cracking the Top 10, plus comedy couples who fight in public, planning a wedding the same week your special drops, paying for it yourself, eloping in Vegas with the Blue Man Group as witnesses, being a ranked foosball champion who takes money off men who swear they can beat her, whether it's ever okay to poop on a plane, getting publicly shamed by a flight attendant, looking at all her poos, why Burning Man is a hellscape, compression socks and Crocs as a travel outfit, getting a Russian woman's hands inside her mouth for a buccal facial, two and a half years of sobriety, getting fucked up on stage after Adam Ray handed her a joint, Shooter McGavin being disappointed by a lack of filth at a family wedding, and frontotemporal dementia. Follow https://www.instagram.com/kelseycookcomedy/ on Instagram.Check out Kelseys tour dates at https://punchup.live/kelseycook and watch her new special "Happy Hour" on Netflix! Follow https://www.instagram.com/stephtolev/ and https://www.instagram.com/steph_infection_podcast/ on Instagram. Send in your body stories to be featured onthe podcast- just DM the Steph Infection podcast account! See Steph's "KEEPIN EM' HARD" Tour: EUGENE, OR - SEPTEMBER 10-12RICHMOND, VA - SEPTEMBER 19-20COLUMBUS, OH - OCTOBER 2-3DENVER, CO - OCTOBER 8-10VICTORIA, BC - OCTOBER 14KELOWNA, BC - OCTOBER 15REGINA, SK - OCTOBER 16EDMONTON, ALBERTA - OCTOBER 17PITTSBURGH, PA - OCTOBER 22-24LOS ANGELES - OCTOBER 29LONDON, ON - OCTOBER 6SPOKANE - NOVEMBER 12-14FORT LAUDERDALE - NOVEMBER 18FULLY LOADED CRUISE - NOVEMBER 19-22TEMPE - NOVEMBER 27-28AUSTIN - DECEMBER 3-5CHICAGO - DECEMBER 17-19 Get tickets at https://punchup.live/stephtolev/tickets Steph Tolev caught fire on the BILL BURR PRESENTS: FRIENDS WHO KILL, Netflix special. She was named a COMEDIAN YOU SHOULD AND WILL KNOW by Vulture, which recognized her as one of Canada’s funniest exports. She was featured on Comedy Central’s THE RINGERS stand up series, and season two of UNPROTECTED SETS. Steph has appeared in Comedy Central’s CORPORATE and starred in an episode of the Sarah Silverman-produced PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME. Steph has been well received at festivals all over the world and headlines clubs across the country. She also has a hit podcast on ALL THINGS COMEDY called “STEPH INFECTION” and appears in the feature OLD DADS starring and written by Bill Burr on Netflix . Check out her tour dates to see her live! Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:30 - Tour Date Plugs 00:04:12 - Kelsey's Netflix Top 10 & Comedy Couples Who Fight in Public 00:08:45 - Paying for Your Own Wedding & a Blue Man Group Vegas Elopement 00:16:57 - Kelsey Is a Ranked Foosball Champion 00:22:20 - The Claw Joke & Should You Poop on a Plane? 00:28:04 - The Walk of Shame, Porta-Potties, & Burning Man 00:33:00 - Plane Outfits, Crocs, & Being Unrecognizable 00:37:27 - The Buccal Facial, Jaw Clenching & Botox 00:41:00 - Sober Life, the Oura Ring & Getting High on Stage 00:46:32 - Chad Daniels' Fans & Shooter McGavin at the Wedding 00:51:03 - Kelsey's Mom & Frontotemporal Dementia 00:54:10 - We're All in Hell, Losing Pets & Where to Find Kelsey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jared Freid joins Steph to talk about his new Netflix hour The Family Plan, an entire special built out of his dad asking him how much he weighs at the beach. This leads to the two of them immediately spiraling into parent damage. Steph explains how she blew $900 on a one-way Air Canada ticket to escape her parents' cottage after getting screamed at over her parents' dog's diarrhea ("not my dog, not my problem"), then details her mom's $30,000-and-climbing stone slab renovation and the "there goes my inheritance" joke she landed ten times in three days while the neighbors ate it up. Jared gets into his dad stealing country club cups and demanding they come off the internet, boomer parents who hit a triple and think they landed on third, his mom telling him to just call Jimmy Fallon, and his dad asking a topsoil guy if he watches Netflix. From there it's Palm Beach International becoming Trump International Airport, personality T-shirts at the airport, the older gentleman who came to his show alone in an "I eat pussy" shirt, the Mel Robbins interview that went badly, and a long honest run on GLP-1s, his dad offering him Ozempic at dinner, the 80-year-old golf buddy who sold him on it, and the Monday morning Carney Wilson handed him a Biscoff cake at Jeff Lewis Live. Plus: where would you put a third arm, Steph refusing to become Steph McDonald, Jared's brother coaching the Bears, all dressed chip discourse, and the local chip, local mustard rider. SPONSORS: Start a free trial, and get 50% off your first year of Monarch Core Tier with code STEPH at https://monarch.com Head to https://Talkiatry.com/STEPH to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes Follow https://www.instagram.com/jaredfreid/ on Instagram.Check out Jared' tour dates at https://punchup.live/jaredfreid and watch his new special "The Family Plan" on Netflix! Follow https://www.instagram.com/stephtolev/ and https://www.instagram.com/steph_infection_podcast/ on Instagram. Send in your body stories to be featured onthe podcast- just DM the Steph Infection podcast account! See Steph's "KEEPIN EM' HARD" Tour:EUGENE, OR - SEPTEMBER 10-12RICHMOND, VA - SEPTEMBER 19-20COLUMBUS, OH - OCTOBER 2-3DENVER, CO - OCTOBER 8-10VICTORIA, BC - OCTOBER 14KELOWNA, BC - OCTOBER 15REGINA, SK - OCTOBER 16EDMONTON, ALBERTA - OCTOBER 17PITTSBURGH, PA - OCTOBER 22-24LOS ANGELES - OCTOBER 29LONDON, ON - OCTOBER 6SPOKANE - NOVEMBER 12-14FORT LAUDERDALE - NOVEMBER 18FULLY LOADED CRUISE - NOVEMBER 19-22TEMPE - NOVEMBER 27-28AUSTIN - DECEMBER 3-5CHICAGO - DECEMBER 17-19 Get tickets at https://punchup.live/stephtolev/tickets Steph Tolev caught fire on the BILL BURR PRESENTS: FRIENDS WHO KILL, Netflix special. She was named a COMEDIAN YOU SHOULD AND WILL KNOW by Vulture, which recognized her as one of Canada’s funniest exports. She was featured on Comedy Central’s THE RINGERS stand up series, and season two of UNPROTECTED SETS. Steph has appeared in Comedy Central’s CORPORATE and starred in an episode of the Sarah Silverman-produced PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME. Steph has been well received at festivals all over the world and headlines clubs across the country. She also has a hit podcast on ALL THINGS COMEDY called “STEPH INFECTION” and appears in the feature OLD DADS starring and written by Bill Burr on Netflix . Check out her tour dates to see her live! Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:00:26 - Tour Dates & The Canada Run00:02:57 - The Family Plan: One Beach Story Became An Hour00:07:37 - Boomer Parents Hit A Triple On Third00:15:05 - There Goes My Inheritance00:19:59 - Airport Personality Shirts00:25:53 - The Mel Robbins "Let Them" Hat Backfire00:29:08 - GLP-1s Are The Best Drug He's Ever Done00:39:07 - Where Would You Put A Third Arm?00:43:54 - Do Your Parents Brag About You?00:48:17 - Steph McDonald Is Not Happening00:51:13 - All Dressed Chips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices