Bad Movies Worse People

You've been Dorothy-ed, bitch! -Derrick Vamp follows two college guys who, in a moment of questionable judgment, wander into a gritty downtown club to hire a stripper for a frat party—only to discover the place is run by vampires, led by the mesmerizing and dangerous Katrina. What starts as a sleazy errand quickly turns into a neon-lit survival scramble through back alleys and blood-soaked hallways. The film leans into its stylized, almost comic-book vibe, mixing horror with just enough deadpan absurdity to keep things from collapsing. By the end, it’s less about partying and more about surviving until sunrise with most of your blood still accounted for. Get a lot more from Worse People Productions, including ad-free main feed episodes, at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com

“Put a hat on the fuckin’ balloon!” -Jack This 80s schlock classic relocates an interdimensional battle for a magical sword to suburban Earth, where He-Man (Dolph Lundgren) and his allies crash into a small-town teen drama while battling the evil Skeletor (Frank Langella). While Skeletor seizes Castle Grayskull offscreen and waits for a cosmic alignment, the heroes spend most of the film chasing a tone-shifting gadget and explaining their mythology to confused locals. It’s an earnest fantasy epic squeezed into a modest production, buoyed by Frank Langella’s committed villainy. Tubi w Ads - YouTubeTV Free w Ads - History Channel Vault w Sub Geeks With Beards on Apple Geeks With Beards on Spotify Geeks With Beards on Instagram

The cleanest he’s ever looked is as one of the wet and/or sticky bandits. -Derrick We have been talking about C.H.U.D. since the show started, and as we were planning our 200th episode, one of our Patrons, Grayson, suggested this one so we decided it was finally time! We learn New York’s missing-person problem is actually due to radioactive cannibal mutants living in the sewer system, which was not part of the city planning. As a photographer (John Heard), a soup-kitchen operator (Daniel Stern), and a skeptical cop (Christopher Curry) connect the dots, the film shifts between urban paranoia and creature-feature mayhem. It treats toxic waste, homelessness, and government negligence with surprising earnestness while still delivering glowing-eyed monsters who clearly do not want guests. Prime w Sub or Ads - Tubi w Ads - Pluto w Ads - Prime $4.99/$14.99 - Apple $4.99/$14.99 Get a lot more from Worse People Productions, including ad-free main feed episodes, at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com

Honey, the goldfish is eating the goat again! -Jack   This installment of the Friday the 13th franchise follows another group of vacationers who pick the wrong remote lake house. As tensions, pranks, and questionable life choices pile up, Jason Voorhees arrives to enforce a very strict no-party policy, turning the weekend into a methodical exercise in slasher logistics. Jason methodically restores order with the calm efficiency of someone very committed to a routine. The film is most notable for handing him the hockey mask and leaning into 3D spectacle, treating plot as a loose suggestion between set pieces. YouTube TV Free w Ads - Prime $3.99/$4.99

Angel follows Molly, a 15-year-old straight-A high school student by day and a streetwise sex worker by night. When a serial killer starts targeting people in her orbit, she teams up with a gruff, glass-eyed detective and her crazy circle of Hollywood Boulevard characters, including an old cowboy, a crossdresser, and a yoyo-ing Charlie Chaplin, to fight back. The film mixes sleazy thriller elements with an oddly sincere found-family vibe, but is less exploitative than its premise suggests, playing the contrast between routine normalcy and bursts of sudden violence. Tubi w Ads - Free on Kanopy - Pluto TV w Ads - Night Flight w Sub - Troma Now w Sub Get a lot more from Worse People Productions, including ad-free main feed episodes, at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com

Oh, it’s like a Fight Club situation? It was just Christian Slater shitting his own pants? -Derrick   Kuffs follows a classic 90s piece of shit slacker twenty-something who inherits his late brother’s policing gig and immediately treats law enforcement like a part-time hobby, which he’s wildly unqualified for. Armed with a badge he didn’t earn and confidence he definitely didn’t earn, he stumbles through cases, annoys actual professionals, and somehow inches closer to solving his brother’s murder. The film can't decide if it's a comedy or a crime thriller and runs on fast-talking charm and a steady stream of bad decisions, turning a murder investigation into a surprisingly breezy coming-of-age story with sirens in the background. Prime $3.99/$14.99 - Apple $3.99/$14.99 Get a lot more from Worse People Productions, including ad-free main feed episodes, at patreon.com/worsepeople   Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com

Here is a free preview of our PATREON EXCLUSIVE Mental Health episode, available only at patreon.com/worsepeople! Our Mental Health episode this month, available only to our ride-or-die Patrons, is the troubled classic Tombstone! Starring a rogue's gallery of manly-man actors (and their intimidating, impressive mustaches), including a career-defining performance from Val Kilmer alongside Kurt Russell, Sam Elliott, Michael Biehn, Bill Paxton, Powers Boothe, Billy Zane, Thomas Hayden Church, Michael Rooker, Stephen Lang, and more! Wyatt Earp arrives in town hoping for a quiet life and instead finds himself surrounded by chaotic outlaws. Alongside his brothers and the famously unwell-but-sharp Doc Holliday, Wyatt gets pulled into a slow-burn showdown with some outlaws that escalates from insults to gunfights with impressive inevitability. A beautiful blend of swagger, tragedy, and memorable one-liners form a dusty opera about loyalty and revenge, making it clear that peace in Tombstone was never really on the menu. AMC+ with Subscription - Prime, Apple: $3.99/$14.99

Oh, look, another HBO Original! Billy Ray Smith, a timid Boston schoolteacher in a rough Texas town, sets out to rescue his student Nettie after she’s kidnapped by the outlaw El Diablo, despite barely knowing how to ride or shoot. Along the way, he’s reluctantly aided by aging gunslinger Thomas Van Leek and a ragtag crew, only to learn that his literary hero Kid Durango is a fraud whose legends were borrowed from others. The rescue spirals into betrayal, sacrifice, and gunfire, leaving Billy Ray to finally face El Diablo himself. FREE on YouTube - HBO Max with Subscription - Prime, Apple: $3.99/$7.99 Get a lot more from Worse People Productions, including ad-free main feed episodes, at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com

"Northern Exposure is what I call it when I go to Canada and show my dick." - Jack as RFK Jr 8 Seconds tells the true-ish story of Lane Frost, a rodeo cowboy whose entire professional life hinges on staying on a bucking bull for exactly eight seconds while the world tries to prevent that from happening. As we watch his rise to fame on the pro bull-riding circuit balanced with the costs of living on the road, ambition, love, and a sport that treats danger as part of the entry fee. Whitney is the only one of us that has seen this before and we all know she's going to cry. Free on Tubi, Hoopla & Plex - Prime, Apple, YouTube: $3.99/$14.99 Get a lot more from Worse People Productions, including ad-free main feed episodes, at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com

Time for your FRIDAY THE 13TH BONUS EPISODE!! We're welcoming back our horrorhound friend and amazing tattoo artist Zip and Whitney is taking control of the narrative to talk about another installment in the storied Friday the 13th franchise, Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan! A group of high school graduates set sail on a cruise ship from Crystal Lake in New Jersey that somehow connects to the Atlantic Ocean and gets to Manhattan... don't think about it too hard, and it's fine! They're terrorized by the ultimate stowaway, a resurrected Jason Voorhees, who picks them off as the ship takes nearly the entire runtime to reach NYC. We get to spend about 20 minutes in Vancou... I mean... MANHATTAN, while the film received the franchise's typical MPAA neutering, we get to see a few better deaths than we have seen so far in the series. Find Zip and book him for tattoos, painting or sculptures at both @zip_tattooist and @zip_painter on Instagram. Get a lot more from Worse People Productions, including ad-free main feed episodes, at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com

Whitney and Jack swear by The Cowboy Way, but Derrick had never even heard of it until they started talking about it. Now, we'll see how it holds up! Unfortunately, this film is not available streaming anywhere legally, but if you're so inclined to set sail with your friend "Troy Rent", it is out there. We typically won't do a movie that isn't available in any form, even physical, but this is one of the movies that Jack pitched the month's theme for, so we're getting into it anyway. Woody Harrelson and Kiefer Sutherland play rodeo roping partners-on-the-outs that get wrapped up in a human trafficking and slavery scandal run by Dylan McDermott while trying to save their old friend Nacho. They have to travel from New Mexico to New York City, and the fish-out-of-water hijinks ensue. We also get graced for the second time in two episodes with the gorgeous visage of one of our favorites, Ernie Hudson! Not to mention, quite possibly the greatest dummy death in show history. Get a lot more from Worse People Productions, including ad-free main feed episodes, at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com

"The war on drugs will never be won as long as people can pee and poo in a bucket." - Jack Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle of Life, aside from being a mouthful, tries to raise the stakes on the first entry by sending Lara on a globe-spanning quest to stop a mythic device that could end the world, but mostly settles for repeating the motions of a video game without the player’s sense of control. Angelina Jolie’s effortless confidence does a lot of the heavy lifting as the film hops between exotic locations, elaborate traps, and villains who feel more like obstacles than characters. It’s slick and energetic, yet oddly weightless, an adventure that looks impressive in motion while never quite convincing you there’s anything truly at risk beyond the next action set piece. Get a lot more from Worse People Productions, including ad-free main feed episodes, at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com

The Haunting follows a group of emotionally fragile strangers, portrayed by a surprisingly deep cast, who sign up for a sleep study in a massive, aggressively haunted mansion... which sounds like a completely normal research opportunity. As the experiment quietly collapses, Hill House reveals itself as a gothic nightmare full of moving walls, tragic backstory, and architectural choices that clearly resent human happiness. The film leans hard into atmosphere and spectacle, letting its ghosts, secrets, and crumbling sanity do the heavy lifting while the characters slowly realize that this house is not interested in their personal growth or survival. Get a lot more from Worse People Productions, including ad-free main feed episodes, at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com

Speed 2: Cruise Control raises the stakes by putting the “can’t slow down” concept on a luxury cruise ship, where former cop Alex Shaw and vacationer Annie discover their relaxing getaway is being hijacked by a disgruntled tech villain with a grudge and a keyboard. As the massive ship barrels forward with all the agility of a floating shopping mall, the heroes scramble to outthink a plan that involves both cyber sabotage and very old-fashioned collisions. The result is a glossy, overconfident sequel that leans into spectacle, proving that momentum is a flexible concept when you’re dealing with something the size of a small city. Get a lot more from Worse People Productions, including ad-free main feed episodes, at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com

Twister follows a group of storm-chasing scientists who treat tornadoes like both a research grant and a personal vendetta. As rival teams race across Oklahoma farmland in increasingly dented pickup trucks, divorced meteorologists Jo and Bill get pulled back together by unfinished emotional business and several extremely aggressive funnels of destruction. The film barrels forward with roaring weather, flying debris, and a sense that every conversation can wait until after the next near-death experience, turning natural disaster into a loud, fast-moving test of science, stubbornness, and nerves. Turn up the surround sound and tune in! Get a lot more from Worse People Productions, including ad-free main feed episodes, at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com

This is a REPLAY of our livestream from November 18th, 2025, where we discussed the 2025 adaptation of THE RUNNING MAN! We went to the theater to see the brand new adaptation of the Richard Bachman (aka Stephen King) classic story, directed by one of Derrick's favorite directors, Edgar Wright! Down-on-his-luck father Ben Richards, played by human capybara Glen Powell, enters a brutal televised game show where “runners” must survive 30 days on the run while being hunted by professional killers. Desperate to secure funds to care for his sick daughter and escape the oppressive dystopian state, Richards becomes a symbol of defiance against a corrupt system built on spectacle and fear.

Jack threw together a little trivia game for Derrick and Whitney, quizzing us on past episodes using the worst reviews of various episodes that he could find on Letterboxd and IMDb. See if we can remember what we even watched and have some laughs together on this trip down memory lane! Immediately following the trivia, we have a special clip show including unused stingers, favorite jokes, and Jack's special edition of the ramblings of a madman! Get a lot more from Worse People Productions, including ad-free main feed episodes, at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com

This episode is a little late, apologies all around, Derrick lost track of the calendar and thought the episode was to be released next week. This week, we're diving into Jack's favorite episode of The Mandalorian, Guns for Hire! Featuring cameos from Jack Black and Lizzo [sic] as well as the great Christopher Lloyd. This one definitely feels like a filler episode in which Bo Katan and Din Djarin are tasked to help a bizzaro Alice in Wonderland-style planet solve a mystery regarding their rogue droids in order to gain permission to meet with the mercenary Mandalorians currently camped out on the planet, led by Axe Woves. There's some good here, a lot of bad and a sweet ass Mandalorian battle at the end. Get a lot more from Worse People Productions, including these Han Took Shots First episodes early and ad-free, at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com

In The Mandalorian Chapter 21, space-mayor Greef Karga sends a desperate message when pirate boss Gorian Shard and his crew start blasting up the town on Nevarro. Ranger pilot Carson Teva can’t get official help, so he runs to the Mandalorians for help, guilt tripping Mando into assisting. Led by Din Djarin and enthusiastically backed by Paz Vizsla, the Mandalorians swoop in, wreck the pirates, and turn the whole thing into a very explosive community service project. In return, Nevarro gives them land to live on and begin rebuilding their community. Get a lot more from Worse People Productions, including these Han Took Shots First episodes early and ad-free, at patreon.com/worsepeople Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com

I didn’t know what “man in the boat Protocol” was, and I deleted it. I apologize. -Derrick In The Mandalorian Chapter 20 : The Foundling, Mandalorian training on the beach is interrupted by yet another giant creature, and Paz Vizsla's kid gets carried off by a flying predator we deemed the Terrordactyl, leading to a jetpack pursuit that doubles as a reminder that Mandalorians plan for everything except fuel efficiency. Grogu quietly gets adopted into the culture while having a very expository flashback to Order 66. By the end, Bo-Katan earns more respect from the Armorer, Paz and the Covert and we get some foreshadowing of her future. ⁠⁠Get a lot more from Worse People Productions, including these Han Took Shots First episodes early and ad-free, at patreon.com/worsepeople⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Find our exclusive merch in our new webstore at shop.badmoviesworsepeople.com⁠