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A paranoid cartoon rat that plays music on a paranormal podcast. Also takes calls! 1-917-719-5923
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EPISODE 531 : DLSS Afro

EPISODE 531 : DLSS Afro

2026-03-1702:57:29

Nick breaks down the NYC homeless crisis — the city's spending $80k per homeless person, the minimum wage is hitting $30, and the poverty line still doesn't add up. TSA agents making $4 an hour. Netanyahu apparently "dead." And Nick goes full rant mode on DLSS 5 and why everyone around him is a luddite. Also on deck: the hilariously unhinged Afroman trial, a Bigfoot assault story (yes, really), and DJI quietly sneaking into the American market under the name XTRA. Jane Hanoi drops in with the Dark Sewer Network news segment, and everyone's favorite alien Xindu is back to talk holidays, beer, and boobs. Music list ----------- 1. jiglr – Access Denied 2. Purrple Panther – Ghost of Me 3. jeka_bird – chaos & liberty 4. Sir Lofi – Jazz Noir 5. Bash Shell – OpenYourEyes 6. Steven O'Brien – preface 7. BIGfoot BEATS – there not pretty (not neighborly) 8. Justin Allan Arnold – Replicants In The Rain 9. Josh Dirschka – 8000 AD (Free Download)
EPISODE 530 : No Way Gate

EPISODE 530 : No Way Gate

2026-03-1102:47:45

In this episode we dive deep into the CIA's declassified Gateway Project — exploring the science behind consciousness expansion and the binaural beats used in the program. Then, a special 60 Minutes breakdown covering the uncovered wave weapons believed to be behind Havana Syndrome and the mysterious neurological attacks on U.S. diplomats. Next, a wild Bigfoot assault segment you won't want to miss, followed by a fiery Xindu rant. We close out with a Dark Sewer Network News segment; a deep dive into Trump's UAP document release — what was revealed, what's still hidden, and what it means...milk. It's about milk. Music list ----------- 1. jiglr – NASTY! (Synthwave Version) 2. Mehul Choudhary – Transmission X 3. Exklusiv – Gangsters Life 4. DanKeid – Dummy 5. Gabrovan.NYhouse – The Sign (Club Master) 6. RV48 – Thank Goodness An Oildrum Fireplace 7. BIGfoot BEATS – Relax 8. Bash Shell – Neon Dust 9. Purrple Panther – Running Through My Mind
What if the chaos unfolding around us isn't random — but by design? We dive deep into Gnosticism and the concept of the Demiurge: the false creator god that ancient mystics warned us about, and why its fingerprints are all over the modern world falling apart in real time. Plus: vanishing jobs, milk conspiracies, Bigfoot attacks, quantum teleportation, computer security nightmares, sewer news, voicemails, and much more.
EPISODE 528 : Sheep Food

EPISODE 528 : Sheep Food

2026-02-2503:34:31

This episode is chock full of nuts. A must listen
EPISODE 527 : Brain Drain

EPISODE 527 : Brain Drain

2026-02-1804:01:24

They thought they need to go through your skull to control you. They found other ways.
EPISODE 526 : No Control

EPISODE 526 : No Control

2026-02-1104:50:26

Collectively, we were tarded. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
EPISODE 525 : Sewer Files

EPISODE 525 : Sewer Files

2026-02-0405:13:06

LOL JACKIE!!!!
EPISODE 524 : BIG TEN

EPISODE 524 : BIG TEN

2026-01-2804:55:42

YAY! wait, awe nooooooooo.....
EPISODE 523 : Server Wine

EPISODE 523 : Server Wine

2026-01-2103:52:16

What is that noise!?!?
EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice

2026-01-1403:52:30

Lets stick together in the void. We are the glue. Etc etc etc...
EPISODE 521 : Subtle Win

EPISODE 521 : Subtle Win

2026-01-0704:43:11

Dang, my abilities impress even myself!
MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND HAPPY NEXT YEAR!!!!
EPISODE 519 : Who who who

EPISODE 519 : Who who who

2025-12-1704:06:14

And while we are at it, why why why?
EPISODE 518 : Xhange

EPISODE 518 : Xhange

2025-12-1002:59:38

Union bustin and stuffin
EPISODE 517 : Loot Hole

EPISODE 517 : Loot Hole

2025-12-0303:32:12

Skip this one. Sheesh
EPISODE 516 : Cold Turkey

EPISODE 516 : Cold Turkey

2025-11-2603:03:55

Nick buckles faster than a pilgrams shoe... or hat
EPISODE 515 : WIP IT

EPISODE 515 : WIP IT

2025-11-1902:42:50

RIP VOICEMETEER
EPISODE 514 : Ponderdox

EPISODE 514 : Ponderdox

2025-11-1202:07:27

Bunch of lies here!
Interview with a John Brennan!
Happy Halloween 2025!!! Enough of this AI BS please!
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Michael Reed

Nick takes on topics others won't. With a cast of Zindu, Tommy the Tomato, IllumiNadia, Fletcher, Kyle, Gator Lady (my favorite) and many others. It's like Art Bell and Richard Pryor had a little rat baby named Nick.

Mar 2nd
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