AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

It's 11/11 — so what's the DEAL with these patterns?! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?! Are you dating the same terrible people? Having the same arguments? Making the same mistakes you SWORE you'd never make again? Well, diva, this is scalding tea: You’re not stuck at all! In fact, the reason your life keeps repeating itself may be because you're actually healing, growing, maturing, and ascending! Yes, honey, ESPECIALLY when it feels like you're going BACKWARDS! In today's Tea Party, Aliza reveals the 5 ASTROLOGICAL CYCLES that explain why we keep encountering the same patterns — and why these reruns may actually be signs of extraordinary personal transformation.🌊 RETREAT: November 20–22 — https://tinyurl.com/astro-beach 🌊NOTE: TIMESTAMPS ARE APPROXIMATE(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party(00:06:10) Why Do We Keep Repeating the Same Patterns?(00:10:08) The Spiral Staircase: Why You're Not Actually Stuck(00:14:58) The Moon: Your 28-Day Emotional Reset(00:21:55) The Nodes of Destiny: Karmic Cycles & Repeating Lessons(00:29:49) Saturn Cycles: The 7-Year Itch(00:35:56) Saturn Through the Zodiac Signs(00:41:03) Your Rising Sign: Discover Your Chart's Birthday(00:44:17) The 12th House: Breaking Old Patterns(00:46:33) Neptune & Pluto: When Lessons Last for Years(00:51:41) Breaking the Cycle: What Happens Next?At today's Tea Party, Aliza breaks down the Moon's emotional cycles, the karmic lessons of the Nodes of Destiny, Saturn's 7-year checkpoints, your Rising Sign's birthday (whatttt), and the powerful transformations of Neptune and Pluto. We'll explore why certain problems resurface at specific ages, how your birth chart reveals the lessons you're here to learn, and why revisiting an old situation doesn't mean you've failed to move forward. Because personal growth isn't a straight line, diva — it's a SPIRAL STAIRCASE. And just because you're seeing the same scenery doesn't mean you're on the same floor. You're CLIMBING, baby! Time to sip!🌊 RETREAT: November 20–22 — https://tinyurl.com/astro-beach 🌊Episode 64. This episode was recorded on November 6, 2026.You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

LOCK TF IN! Between the New Moon in Scorpio, Jupiter’s date with destiny, AND both Mercury and Venus concluding their retrogrades on Friday the 13th (yes, really), the nightmare is over! Aliza is serving piping hot horoscopes — but here's the real tea: we're not returning to who we were before this all began. No, we're moving forward with NEW priorities, NEW perspectives, and a completely transformed understanding of what we DESERVE. So grab your tea, dust off your manifestation journal, and prepare for some MAJOR developments. The future is calling, and we're FINALLY ready to answer!🌚 COVEN MEETING TONIGHT: https://constellation-club.com 🌚NOTE: TIMESTAMPS ARE APPROXIMATE(0:00:00) Weekly Brew(00:10:35) Tarot Card of the Week(00:31:59) Journal Prompt(00:33:42) Aries Horoscope(00:36:14) Taurus Horoscope(00:38:47) Gemini Horoscope(00:41:33) Cancer Horoscope(00:44:46) Leo Horoscope(00:47:41) Virgo Horoscope(00:50:39) Libra Horoscope(00:53:23) Scorpio Horoscope(00:56:09) Sagittarius Horoscope(00:58:35) Capricorn Horoscope(01:01:05) Aquarius Horoscope(01:03:31) Pisces HoroscopeFor the Weekly Brew, Aliza breaks down three major upcoming astrological events: the New Moon in Scorpio, Mercury and Venus stationing direct on November 13, and Jupiter's rare conjunction with the South Node in Leo (the first installment of a three-part cosmic story unfolding through April 2027)! We're exploring karmic connections, second chances, powerful manifestations, and the revelations that will help us turn 6-weeks of retrograde lessons into extraordinary opportunities for growth. Plus, a tarot pull, a journal prompt, and personalized WEEKLY HOROSCOPES for all 12 zodiac signs! LFGGGG!🌚 COVEN MEETING TONIGHT: https://constellation-club.com 🌚Episode 62. This episode was recorded on November 4, 2026.You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you hear me!? Today, we're talking about Mercury… and what if I told you that your Mercury sign is JUST AS IMPORTANT as your Big Three?! Your Mercury placement reveals how your brain works, how you process information, how you express yourself, and — perhaps most importantly — how you understand the world around you. This week, we're cracking the communication code, one zodiac sign at a time. I’m getting into the strengths (and *cough* weaknesses) so you know how to maximize this most critical part of your identity. There’s a reason words are wands, friends — and today — we’re stirring it all up!🌚JOIN OUR COVEN MEETING: https://constellation-club.com 🌚🔗 TIMEPASSAGES DISCOUNT: TEAVIP http://onelink.to/timepassages 🔗NOTE: TIMESTAMPS ARE APPROXIMATE(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party(00:04:49) Why Your Mercury Sign Matters (The BIG FOUR!)(00:12:52) The Myth: The Magician & Hermes (The Messenger of the Gods)(00:17:46) Mercury in Aries(00:19:15) Mercury in Taurus(00:20:44) Mercury in Gemini(00:23:06) Mercury in Cancer(00:24:49) Mercury in Leo(00:27:06) Mercury in Virgo(00:31:33) Mercury in Libra(00:33:54) Mercury in Scorpio(00:36:23) Mercury in Sagittarius(00:38:51) Mercury in Capricorn(00:40:59) Mercury in Aquarius(00:43:30) Mercury in PiscesFrom the mythology of Mercury (aka Hermes), to its esoTEAric connection with The Magician tarot card, we're exploring how this fast-moving planet influences the way we think, learn, listen, argue, and make sense of the world. Why do some people communicate directly while others speak in riddles? What makes certain Mercury placements especially analytical, intuitive, diplomatic, or dramatic? And how can understanding someone else's Mercury sign help you navigate romantic relationships, friendships, family dynamics, and even professional collaborations? Aliza breaks down MERCURY IN ALL 12 ZODIAC SIGNS, revealing the unique strengths, challenges, and communication styles of each placement. When you understand Mercury, you can start making some serious MAGIC. Tea is SERVED!🌚 JOIN OUR COVEN MEETING: https://constellation-club.com 🌚🔗 TIMEPASSAGES DISCOUNT: TEAVIP http://onelink.to/timepassages 🔗Episode 62. This episode was recorded on October 27, 2026.You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We need to talk! After several weeks of absolutely UNHINGED astrology, your HOROSCOPE for the week ahead offers a little clarity amid the chaos — and even though the nuttiness isn’t going anywhere, we can (maybe!) begin to see the light at the end of the tunnel. We're talking about unexpected opportunities, long-awaited revelations, and that not-a-minute-too-late reminder that even when life feels completely upside down, the universe still has a few tricks up its sleeve. So grab your tea, leave your baggage at the door, and prepare for a much-needed reality check. We're going to be okay… probably? But until then, tea is served!JOIN OUR VIRTUAL COVEN: https://constellation-club.com NOTE: TIMESTAMPS ARE APPROXIMATE(0:00:00) Weekly Brew(00:07:11) Tarot Card of the Week(00:23:43) Journal Prompt(00:26:27) Aries Horoscope(00:28:46) Taurus Horoscope(00:32:10) Gemini Horoscope(00:34:42) Cancer Horoscope(00:37:33) Leo Horoscope(00:40:41) Virgo Horoscope(00:44:02) Libra Horoscope(00:46:20) Scorpio Horoscope(00:49:30) Sagittarius Horoscope(00:52:37) Capricorn Horoscope(00:55:59) Aquarius Horoscope(00:59:39) Pisces HoroscopeFirst, Venus retrograde in Libra forms a beautiful sextile with Jupiter in Leo, bringing opportunities for love, creativity, abundance, and second chances. What was happening in YOUR life back in August, and why might those themes be returning now? We’ll discuss. Then, Mercury retrograde meets the Sun in Scorpio for a powerful cazimi moment, illuminating secrets, delivering important information, and helping us finally understand what these retrogrades have been trying to teach us. Plus, Aliza pulls a tarot card, shares a journal prompt about shifting perspective, and delivers personalized WEEKLY HOROSCOPES for all 12 zodiac signs — exploring the revelations, opportunities, and transformations coming your way. Sure, the retrogrades aren't over yet, but things are beginning to make sense. Scalding, indeed!JOIN OUR VIRTUAL COVEN: https://constellation-club.comGet 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code ALIZA at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Episode 61. This episode was recorded on October 23, 2026.You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎟️TONIGHT! SAN FRANCISCO! https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️For this very special Halloweek week, seriously SINISTER edition of AstroloTea, we’re doing TRUE CRIME ASTROLOGY, investigating the birth charts of 5 of the most NOTORIOUS SERIAL KILLERS in modern history! Aliza Kelly is getting brave, and blind reacting to these infamous birth charts. What do Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez (the Night Stalker), and David Berkowitz (the Son of Sam) have in common? Well, it may be more than meets the eye. This is a very scary Tea Party, darlings!🎟️TONIGHT! SAN FRANCISCO! https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ ALL SHOWS: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️NOTE: TIMESTAMPS ARE APPROXIMATE(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party(00:10:36) Ted Bundy(00:22:40) Jeffrey Dahmer(00:28:56) John Wayne Gacy(00:37:39) Richard Ramirez(00:43:12) David BerkowitzAliza explores the disturbing histories of Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez, and David Berkowitz, examining their backgrounds, crimes, and eventual capture. Then, Aliza turns to the charts, investigating their planetary placements, astrological aspects, and potential patterns involving power, obsession, control, secrecy, and violence. What similarities emerge between these 5 murderers? Which placements are especially surprising? And what can these extreme case studies teach us about interpreting the complexities of a birth chart? This is an exploration of astrology, psychology, and the darkest corners of human behavior. So pour yourself a cup of tea, summon your courage, and join us for the most TERRIFYING Tea Party of the year. Tea is served... but proceed with caution!Content warning: This episode discusses real murders, sexual violence, and other disturbing crimes. Listener discretion is advised.🎟️TONIGHT! SAN FRANCISCO! https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️🎟️ ALL SHOWS: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️Episode 60. This episode was recorded on October 16, 2026.You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.IG: @alizakellyTikTok: @alizakellyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakellyShow IG: @astrolotea.podConstellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.