Claim OwnershipThe Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot
Subscribed: 0Played: 0
Subscribe
© Copyright 2026 All rights reserved.
Description
This is not the tidy, triumphant memoir of a hero overcoming adversity. This is the play-by-play of a human being stumbling forward in real time.
No lessons. No morals. No personal growth.
Displayed are David’s deeply personal triumphs, seismic regrets, little wins and large humiliations.
Every story is true and in chronological order so as every questionable decision bleeds into the next, you’ll witness the slow, chaotic construction of a personality.
This is the Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot.
8 Episodes
Reverse
After school lessons.
Song: Moanin' by Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers
https://open.spotify.com/track/4Vkk3iD1VrENHJEACNddvt?si=cb190791b36548bb
The genesis of being terrified of public speaking.
Song: Leonard Cohen "Hallelujah"
https://open.spotify.com/track/7yzbimr8WVyAtBX3Eg6UL9?si=68ff4fb18ddb40d5
It's not a wandering eye, it's a lazy eye.
Song: X-Press 2 (featuring David Byrne) "Lazy"
https://open.spotify.com/track/2IhsxXGKDltJu5PCA8yExZ?si=bf4e889a555b4ed4
Bathrooms in airplanes.
Song: The Cowsills "We Can Fly"
https://open.spotify.com/track/4mf07kgBgBt4nChjn5M9SE?si=99cb47ad954345e0
McDonald's comes to town.
Song: Yacht "Psychic City"
https://open.spotify.com/track/4NWpGwfkWMlA7G2ZpFKDXZ?si=15063b67324f4f59
If you were an adventurous child, you should not be alive.
Song: Red Simpson "Diesel Smoke, Dangerous Curve."
https://open.spotify.com/track/7Am294mTThMXQF1ol3zylX?si=6199cadfcff24349
A baby in church. You may think you know how it ends, but you don't.
Song: Norman Greenbaum Spirit in the Sky
https://open.spotify.com/track/1RrdiG35aqA1mjceM2Wm90?si=3ab5bc5bac204579
Start. Hear.
Song: Kevin Morby's Excellent City Music
https://open.spotify.com/track/09Ch1J59rlCnAv5ojS77XJ?si=360c449b43f54f56
Comments
Download from Google Play
Download from App Store
United States