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ahhhhhH!!!!

ahhhhhH!!!!

2026-04-0901:21:04

tickets showSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
JT and Ronaldo are back. Watch the full video episode for FREE subscribe to the show for more content See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
sorry its a bad one

sorry its a bad one

2026-04-0301:07:07

sorry been sick maybe some of its good. working on getting better. more video stuff coming soon. sub to the showHims connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED options from home. No awkward appointments, no pharmacy lines.get hims See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
goodbye im divorcing you

goodbye im divorcing you

2026-03-2701:25:50

goodbye  sub to show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
little dribblers

little dribblers

2026-03-1901:13:23

ok everybody on 3: goooooooooo Thomas    Through Hims, you can access personalized prescription treatment options for ED, if prescribed. Get hims get tix to lemon party shows Jake is opening  sub to the show please See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
paid alligators

paid alligators

2026-03-1201:15:59

George Soros paying me im a paid alligator. at the protest im green and ornery. god made me that way. I aint never been worth a fuck. I live in the swamp.  Hims offers access to ED treatment options ranging from personalized products to trusted generics that cost 95% less than brand names, if prescribed. Get himsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
vintage form

vintage form

2026-03-0601:03:05

drunk construction stories. just like the show used to be See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
blues clue detective

blues clue detective

2026-02-2701:06:26

wed skittle gween skittle. its all the same Mawty See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
mitch

mitch

2026-02-1901:11:21

hello senator See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Thomas Radio

Thomas Radio

2026-02-1338:44

Jake's apartment exploded sorry he'll be back next weekSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jenny used to wear a hijab

Jenny used to wear a hijab

2026-02-0501:07:22

livin on some food    Patreon See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Great Urg

The Great Urg

2026-01-3001:11:20

Patreon     Hims offers access to ED treatment options ranging from personalized products to trusted generics that cost 95% less than brand names, if prescribed.  hims.com/ptSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
stacked n rackjed

stacked n rackjed

2026-01-2301:06:42

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white servant

white servant

2026-01-1601:07:42

hello master  tickets  patreon See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Ben and Conner swung by to say what's up. Video episode will be up soon.    Listen to Hate Watch Podcast  Listen to Lemon Party Podcast  Get tickets to Philly (10 left or so)  get hims  hims.com/PTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
New Year Shenanigans (2DG)

New Year Shenanigans (2DG)

2026-01-0201:06:53

Thank you to the always hilarious Eden for filling in this week. Jake flew to New York to watch the ball drop and got trapped in the Times Square M&M store. Come see us live at Next in Line Philadelphia on Jan 24th. Come see Thomas at Keegan's Ale House in Kingston, NY on Jan 8th. Thank you for supporting the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
And thats the Thomas Promise, baby.  watch the video ep here  sub to the show please  get tickets for Philly See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Twinkie LeFondler

Twinkie LeFondler

2025-12-1901:19:33

His wet flesh smashed against her normal mound "im the vampire that fucks you. and I remember every bad fuckin thing that ever happened to me in my whole goddamn life." patreon.com/pendejotime PHILLY See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This is the audio from our most recent video episode with the very funny Adam Gilbert, you can watch that by clicking the link below. He is on tour this winter. Catch him in these cities.  1/16 Detroit, Independent Comedy 1/17 Chicago, Lincoln Lodge 1/18 Batavia, Illinois, Comedy Vault  1/23 Handsome Man Comedy, Pittsburgh 1/30 Comedy at The Cellar, Fargo ND 2/28 Vermont Comedy Club, BurlingtonWATCH NOW  PHILLY COME GET YOUR TICKETS TO SEE ME AND THOMAS LIVE THOMAS IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK, GET TICKETS TO SEE HIM  Through Hims, you can access personalized prescription treatment options for ED, like Hard Mints and Sex Rx plus Climax Control, if prescribed.  Get Hims See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Facebook Love Affair

Facebook Love Affair

2025-12-1201:02:39

let yo bih go through yo memories    THOMAS IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK. I REPEAT, THOMAS WHITE IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK. YOU NEED TO GET THOSE TICKETS  PHILLY, YOUR TIME HAS COME. ME AND THOMAS WILL BE AT NEXT IN LINE COMEDY CLUB SATURDAY JANUARY 24TH AT 9:30. TIX ARE RUNNING LOW. DM ME ON INSTAGRAM @JAKERHODESCOMEDY IF YOU WANT TO COME BUT MONEY IS TIGHT. I RESERVED SOME COMP TICKETS I KNOW THE HOLIDAYS COST A BUNCH OF MONEY  WATCH OUR NEWEST VIDEO EPISODE WITH THE VERY FUNNY ADAM GILBERT  Through Hims, you can access personalized prescription treatment options for ED, like Hard Mints and Sex Rx plus Climax Control, if prescribed. GET HIMSSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Thomas Lillo

what the hell is this

Jun 28th
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Feb 5th
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Will Shogren

Jake has wildly low T.

Jun 24th
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Will Shogren

oh yeah?

May 19th
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Will Shogren

lol gay

Feb 24th
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Will Shogren

shoving your overall pant legs into your steel toes is respectable, the sock thing sounds like a lie a gay guy would tell about dudes who clowned him for dipping pouches.

Apr 29th
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Will Shogren

to be completely charitable to Jake's hillseed coworkers, he seems like a faggot of biblical proportions.

Apr 28th
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Will Shogren

the exaggerated southern accent bit is comprehensively dumb and hackneyed, thanks for trying though

Apr 28th
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Will Shogren

why does Thomas sound like he's going through chemotherapy

Apr 28th
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Will Shogren

if you're a neurotic, flailing, guilt ridden alcoholic, it's comforting to know that the vast majority of people who saw you make an absolute fool of yourself dozens of times either don't care/remember or think it was tragically amusing.

Apr 28th
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Will Shogren

oh damn it's pendejo time boys

Apr 28th
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