Noble Rot

In today's show Chas and David vie for superiority through testing their physical and mental limits through tail whipping a BMZ bike, high diving, downhilling a shopping cart, and dropping into a vert ramp, all while Michael Douglas outs his past lovers, Tom Cruise enforces a PR whitewash campaign, Nic Cage displays peak Nic Cage, and Quentin Tarantino holds on to a 50 year grudge against his own mother. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

In today's show David and Chas venture into fantasyland and stretch their imagination to LARP, indulge on turkey legs at the Renfaire, cosplay as a UPS driver with the wife, and venture back to a time where music videos informed their personalities, all before drifting into a nightmare fueled in backrooms, celebrating the world's most romantic gator wrestler, and vow never to eat at fast food again. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

In today's show Chas and David weigh societal value of free speech against dollars and cents to determine the risk of opening one's mouth, they submit their resumes to In-N-Out, decide they prefer their 64 year old to be demur and just tease a little, wonder if Richard Gere will every escape that pesky gerbil, and they finally reveal their quantifiable IQ scores to the realization that perhaps their detractors were right all along. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

In today's show David and Chas discuss best strategies to infiltrate subcultures and then lay the groundwork for starting a survival cult for when Ai poisons the world's water supply; prioritizing water collection, caloric sustenance, and security before discovering that entertainment and Twinkies may become the new world's currency. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

In today's show David and Chas discover the fallibility of Christopher Nolan, get hypnotized by Elizabeth Holmes, learn to always call your wife when in doubt, quantify the precise percentage that one can trust their gut, remember to never lick-and-sniff your arm, get punished for being a doting father, and find the most despicable man in all of Myrtle Beach. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!