Friends Keep Secrets

For the first time ever, we take calls from people all over the world who need help finding love, keeping love, progressing love, spicing up love, and in one case, getting love to flush the toilet after 30 years of marriage. Today we answer all your burning questions: Is being real too early a problem, or is that how you find the right person? How do you know if you’ve found a forever Benny Blanco & Selena Gomez kind of love? How many instances of eye contact with your kickboxing instructor are enough before you actually have to speak to her? What is the ideal post-coital snack? And if your girlfriend is a Cancer, how do you love her correctly? Fortunately Selena happens to show up to coach Benny through his response on that last one. Please join us for this truly special episode. Realness is king! Thanks for watching. Thanks for calling. We love you! And we respect you. What happens:0:00 teaser0:25 benny & dave are unicorns1:43 are we qualified to give love advice2:50 meeting our callers3:37 is being real too early a dating turnoff10:56 the ideal post-coital snack11:58 pranking your partner15:11 how do you know if your relationship is forever17:02 kristin's relationship ultimatum18:29 how benny & selena became official22:16 having a crush on your gym instructor27:26 is it inappropriate to hit on your gym instructor28:33 do you have to stop smoking weed to find love30:21 benny met our caller in middle school32:05 using weed medicinally34:12 dave's relationship with weed35:53 how do you get your husband ralph to flush the toilet39:07 dating a Cancer woman44:44 going out on a double date Show socials:https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecretshttps://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecretshttps://www.x.com/FKSpodcasthttps://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/https://friendskeepsecrets.com Hosts socials:www.youtube.com/@bennyblancohttps://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRaphttps://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/https://www.instagram.com/lildickygramhttps://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblancohttps://www.tiktok.com/@lildickyhttps://x.com/ItsBennyBlancohttps://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=enhttps://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRapSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bethenny Frankel says the things about celebrities that most people would say to their friends, except she says them on a public platform to millions of people. And after today we completely understand why people like watching her do it. She has a very strong sense of self, she’s not afraid to be who she is, and she’s extremely charismatic. Benny already knew all of this because his mom talks about Bethenny basically every day, while Dave came in knowing almost nothing about her with zero preconceived notions and very quickly realized he loved her too. Today we also discover that Bethenny created the skinny margarita, find out whether she capitalized on it, taste the very best chicken salads Los Angeles has to offer, learn how to make a supermodel snack, and attempt to determine whether Bethenny is in fact the Michael Jordan of Jewish women. And somewhere along the way, we became friends. (Hopefully this means we’re one step closer to visiting her at her beautiful home in the Hamptons.) Either way, thanks for watching. We respect you!   What happens:0:00 going to the hamptons with bethenny2:49 teaser3:17 planning the day with bethenny6:01 this is a funny group6:15 why bethenny moved to florida6:25 bethenny's life story in 60 seconds6:54 bethenny's marriages7:26 bethenny's relationship with her ex7:45 co-parenting8:20 how dave & kristin met8:39 sandy meets bethenny9:47 bethenny's comments about benny & selena10:13 bethenny learns what benny & dave do11:23 bethenny’s dating community15:15 bethenny's type16:08 does bethenny's man have to be rich17:45 how benny found selena18:31 sandy's dating dealbreakers19:03 are we best friends19:54 is this a reality show21:25 does bethenny regret things she says23:19 who can hurt benny's feelings23:39 bethenny’s comments about taylor & travis24:37 what is bethenny insecure about25:09 being unfiltered26:34 how famous is bethenny27:39 bethenny's social media explosion28:22 tiktok vs. instagram29:11 benny's first day on tiktok30:24 benny’s tiktok31:13 bethenny's voice32:24 the michael jordan of jewish women32:57 does bethenny's daughter think she’s cool33:41 bethenny's childhood34:35 drugs35:00 losing her virginity35:52 raising her daughter differently37:11 raising a teenager when you're famous38:34 bethenny's relationship with her daughter39:08 what did bethenny think her life would be39:47 going to 13 different schools40:17 bethenny's biggest turnoffs41:05 inventing the skinny margarita41:28 capitalizing on the skinny margarita42:21 favorite snacks43:20 benny doesn't fly44:20 benny's tour bus45:21 planning restaurants months in advance45:42 never breaking plans45:50 benny & selena's approach to punctuality46:37 dave & kristin's approach to punctuality48:55 vacationing with benny49:58 the chicken salad olympics52:57 finding the best chicken salad in LA53:29 making a supermodel snack55:29 that's a wrap   Show socials:https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecretshttps://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecretshttps://www.x.com/FKSpodcasthttps://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/https://friendskeepsecrets.com   Hosts socials:www.youtube.com/@bennyblancohttps://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRaphttps://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/https://www.instagram.com/lildickygramhttps://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblancohttps://www.tiktok.com/@lildickyhttps://x.com/ItsBennyBlancohttps://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=enhttps://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap   Willie's is the #1 Green Infused Beverage in the US with over 350,000 happy customers and 1M+ bottles sold. Order now at drinkwillies.com and use code FKS for 20% off your first order plus free shipping on orders over $95. Or use the store locator to find Willie's on shelves near you, like your local Total Wine store.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

GaTa has been coming to this house since long before there was a show happening in it. And despite us knowing this man for years, there are apparently still major pieces of GaTa lore we were not aware of. Lil Wayne once woke him up from a nap and told him to get on a song. He has a song with Kendrick Lamar. He has considered shaving his head as an acting rebrand. He gives himself pep talks in the mirror. And now he’s a dad, which is especially meaningful to him because he never had one himself. Today we revisit the events that occurred one morning in this very house, just days before GaTa and Dave started filming DAVE, that could have ended everything before it started. We love GaTa. A man who has spent a lot of his life hyping other people up, but today the tables turn, as we get to hype up the world’s greatest hype man. Thanks for watching us hang out with GaTa. We respect you!     What happens: 0:00 gata's favorite foods 1:19 someone's here 2:00 missing a whole tooth type 3:37 would gata get a facelift 3:51 would gata shave his head 4:26 life as a working actor 6:28 gata beat the odds 7:15 the manic episode gata had in this kitchen 10:49 before his diagnosis 11:42 when gata found out he was bipolar 13:16 how gata got started with tyga 14:11 meeting lil wayne 15:01 song with kendrick 15:27 getting woken up by lil wayne to get on a song 16:25 gata's comeback 16:46 seeing tyga post-fallout 19:13 how gata & dave met 22:09 talking to yourself in the mirror 23:08 what's it like having a son 24:25 the hardest part of being a father 24:49 gata's cooking 25:11 pause 26:12 teaching kristin slang 28:49 the number game 30:23 the craziest thing gata has done for money 31:10 life on tour 32:22 tour fight with mike hertz 34:16 changing mike hertz's locks 34:59 learning from conflict 36:16 the umbrella 38:31 filming dave after the facility 40:09 crossroads 41:14 gata's current crossroads 41:28 is gata a good freestyler 42:54 gata freestyle 47:28 the best day of gata's life 48:08 the worst day of gata's life 48:27 gata's biological parents 50:42 gata's support system 52:08 paranormal activity 52:53 gata's last meal 56:08 actor to actor 59:46 gata's favorite episode of dave 1:00:53 dave's favorite episodes of dave 1:01:59 how gata cries on cue 1:03:32 did gata ever envision being an actor 1:04:25 gata's dream ten years out 1:05:19 a true guest of this home Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com   Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRapSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we are taking on the very important task of trying to find love for Benny’s mom, Sandy. We scoured Los Angeles for the cream of the crop, the very best single men over the age of 55 in this city. These are not actors. These are men. Men looking for love. And we have to say, we were blown away by this group of men. As for Sandy, she’s looking for someone responsible, smart, has a sense of humor, dedicated, loyal, and kind. Tall would be nice, but they don’t have to be tall. She wants a best friend. Someone to spend her time with. And maybe there’s a world where a man walks through the door and it’s just love at first sight. Honestly, him being able to walk at all is apparently a very strong selling point in Sandy’s book. In this episode eleven men come over, Sandy meets every single one of them, and we do everything in our power to let a love bloom. At the end of the day, it’s really just about human connection. Thanks for watching us try to find Benny’s mom a best friend. We respect you!   What happens:0:00 waiting for the men 2:08 teaser 2:29 the beautiful sandy 3:09 sandy's dream man 4:27 sandy's potential suitors 5:01 what sandy is looking for 6:31 sandy's dating history 8:00 preparing to bring out the men 8:39 bring out the men 9:17 meet the bachelors 13:29 speed dating begins 15:46 choosing the finalists 17:26 the sunflower ceremony 18:55 sandy's first 1-on-1 date 21:41 staying active as you get older 25:33 sandy's current dating life 26:18 sandy's second 1-on-1 date 26:48 photography 28:58 cooking & food 30:30 family & getting older 33:09 sandy's third 1-on-1 date 33:48 dating after divorce 35:08 experiencing life 36:09 favorite books & movies 37:27 comfort in silence 38:57 the boomerang penis 39:31 sandy's fourth 1-on-1 date 40:23 dating in LA 40:51 past relationships 42:10 clive's pasta sauce 43:33 a world of brilliance 46:43 sandy's final decision Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap   Helix Sleep makes premium mattresses and bedding that are customized to fit your personal needs, and conveniently shipped to your door. Go to helixsleep.com/FKS for 20% off site wide. Willie's is the #1 Green Infused Beverage in the US with over 350,000 happy customers and 1M+ bottles sold. Order now at drinkwillies.com and use code FKS for 20% off your first order plus free shipping on orders over $95. Or use the store locator to find Willie's on shelves near you, like your local Total Wine store.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gwyneth Paltrow came over today and it turns out we have a lot of Gwyneth Paltrow-related questions. This is the woman who introduced the world to yoni steaming and conscious uncoupling. A woman whose impact on culture is so specific, and so memorable, that we actually spent $600 of our own money to acquire a discontinued vagina candle on the black market. Today Gwyneth answers all of our most burning questions: Why’d she start Goop? Did she start the weird celebrity baby name trend? And why can’t Dave get the caesar dressing placed directly inside his Goop chicken caesar salad wraps? To be clear, he’s nitpicking only because he’s so passionate about the brand. In fact, Dave is such a genuine Goop fan that he was already eating it before Gwyneth arrived, but wants all of you to know this is not an ad, even though Benny is apparently a Goop investor, which does feel like a minor conflict of interest on some level. Anyways, thanks for watching! We respect you!   What happens: 0:00 cometh gwyneth 1:52 hereth gwyneth 2:21 kristin & dave fell in love in this house 3:44 selena & benny's wedding 4:27 hey why's it called goop 6:53 starting the interesting celebrity baby name trend 7:52 dave's robot delivery experience 8:40 dave's one problem with goop 11:30 gwyneth realizes who dave is 12:39 favorite restaurants 17:40 NY food vs LA food 20:02 blending families 22:52 conscious uncoupling 26:42 gwyneth's parenting style 28:17 raising kids as a celebrity parent 29:37 dave's peeping tom experience 32:18 born with penis issues 35:43 hypospadias 38:45 yoni steaming 40:36 $600 vagina candle 45:21 dating brad pitt 51:08 public breakups 53:09 criticism & misperception 59:32 anxiety 1:01:31 does gwyneth smoke weed or drink 1:02:55 best treatments once you're in your 30s 1:03:49 fully goopified   Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com   Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap   Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/jspqdlgd #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Discounts and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.   Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ onlySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.