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It's a short episode this week, but that's ok. One day, after the war is over, we will be able to play video games again.
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So the wild thing about Starship Troopers 3 is that it's a movie about God and worshiping false prophets. It literally ends with 2 of the main characters on their knees, praying, while Johnny Rico and a team of mechs appear from the skies to save them.
W I L D
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If you're reading this, the network redo was a success. If you're not reading this, then I'm typing into a void, and the singularity has won.
Godzilla, help us.
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Gosh, I hate it when that happens.
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Covid didn't kill Plachy, but it got close enough to look him in the eyes. Nevertheless, we are back with the next era of Bullshot.
We play current video games now, like Papers Please.
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Plachy did us a solid and got Covid to celebrate the big three oh oh.
This week's episode is packed with video games.
And layoffs. Always layoffs. Welcome to hell.
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Hey, it was a hell of a run, but since Complex was selling everything off, we decided to seize the opportunity to buy Sean Evans. That's right, going forward, Bullshot will be hosted by Sean Evans!
NO ONE IS SAFE.
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So when you take the pill, you go full Johnny Mnemonic. Your hard drive space doubles, your third eye opens, and you can understand the world in a way that no one else does.
But if you take too much, you have to spend the whole day on the toilet.
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It's true. The cats eat the beans and then poop it out and you brew the poop. If you don't like it, you can just rub some sandpaper on it.
Your dad has some next to the tires.
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I didn't expect the massive shift of the earth under my feet, Tuesday, but I suddenly found myself needing to play a 5 year old game so that I could understand my most anticipated game next year.
How does this happen?
Well, did I ever tell you how I got these masks?
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We welcome Brad from the Human Dads Podcast on to help us solve a very important mystery.
Plachy later solved the mystery on his own (we think).
We also talk about the games we aren't playing, and about all the folks who are no longer working in the games industry - a real upper of an episode.
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Human Dads Podcast:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/human-dads/id1482227340
Mystery Solved: https://javiers.net/
The first show of the 2024 season!
We did it, friends, another year of living this capitalist hellscape called EARTH. Fear not, we are here to help you make the number go up.
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Our Games of the Year 2024
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These post-holiday, pre-GOTY shows are tricky because nothing is happening, and it's hard to talk about any games we are playing as we are likely trying to build out a list. So...you...uh...you want to talk about beer?
This is always a weird week to do a show because nothing happened. It used to be that we could talk about all the video games and trinkets that we fucked with post-holiday.
But we are old now.
And old people don't have any fun.
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It's the MOST wonderful tiiiiime...of the year
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Now Plachy said that I would forget to put the spoiler warning here in the show notes and I think that's just insulting.
I don't think he really spoiled anything big in Starfield, but if you really care about having every aspect of that game UNSULLIED for your laborious playthrough, we stop spoiling things at 38:20.
Again, I don't think it's a big deal what he "spoiled", but if you're that flavor of asshole, you may want to avoid the first part of the Starfield talk.
Don't worry, we give you plenty of warning.
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Plachy wanted me to get this up before the Game Awards and, if I'm honest, I don't think he trusted me to do it.
Point: Fish
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We are but thralls to the demands of the Discord.
Are you a member? You should be.
We are gearing up for our Keighleys 2023 contest.
What do you win?
NOTHING. But you get to brag to the other folks in the Discord.
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Back at it, right before everyone's favorite holiday: Black Friday!
Mario, Alan, and Assassin's Queasy. It's all here.
Did you get a Steam Deck? Did you set 700 dollars on fire instead?
Why not both?
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