93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Originally Aired  September 23, 2026: D in a bag! Sex after death. Everything you've ever wanted to know about smoking horse flies.  Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired  September 22, 2026: Death by pork sword. Gilmore sluts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Hartford Whalers.  Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired  September 21, 2026: Dating Doctor P. Movie theater mace fight. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a Mountain Dew relapse.  Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired  September 18, 2026: Who needs patience, when you have a gun? When you're sliding down the slide and your balls collide. Everything you've ever wanted to know about my big fat roasted pumpkins seeds.   Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired  September 17, 2026: When trimming your bush goes terribly wrong. Why is my poop green? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Nick's birthday!   Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.