93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show - Aired Friday, February 14, 2025. The Half-Assed Morning Show will be back LIVE on Tuesday, February 18, 2025!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Officers Chris and Sam from the Bloomington Police Department. Vandalizing vehicles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a dildo to the face. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, February 13, 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Worst Valentine's Day stories. Port-A-Potty deer blind. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating firecrackers. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Wednesday, February 12, 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 11, 2025: Entertainer C Willi Myles. Phrases that we hate. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Midwestern starter pack. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 10, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Banana versus lobster. Everything you've ever wanted to know about washing your butt in a public pool. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 7, 2025: Janel Klein from the Super Bowl. Worst physical sensations. Everything you've ever wanted to know about snow butt.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 6, 2025: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Veterinarian Dr. Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your twin sex robot!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 5, 2025: Volatile relationships. 10 things everybody should know how to do. Everything you've ever wanted to know about porn in the park.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 4, 2025: The most cold-hearted woman on earth. Telling your friend the hard truth. Everything you wanted to know about Dana's first time skiing at 30 years old.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 3, 2025: Bigfoot's a homewreaker. Money CAN buy you love! Everything you've ever wanted to know about cyborg cockroaches.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 31, 2025: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola from the NFL's Pro Bowl games. Assault with a boloney sandwich. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Peppa Pig theme park.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 30, 2025: Neurodivergent Triggering. Villain for hire. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Tom Brady trophy. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 29, 2025: Penises of the future. The sleep schedule of psychopaths. Everything you've ever wanted to know about workplace booping.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 28, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. The cholesterol champion. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Goop. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 27, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. What listeners would rather do than watch the Super Bowl? Everything you've ever wanted to know about a 200-year-old bottle of urine.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 24, 2025: Natural selection. Dead giveaways of an only child. Everything you've ever wanted to know about timed dumps.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 23, 2025: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. Braces, retainers and glasses, oh my! Everything you've ever wanted to know about bus masturbation. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 22, 2025: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno. Minnesota hockey analyst Kevin Gorg. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the prettiest b-hole.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 21, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Goblins are real. Everything you've ever wanted to know about castlecore.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 20, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.