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Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

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Ultimate Eff Off Day

Ultimate Eff Off Day

2024-12-2002:28:28

Originally Aired December 20, 2024: Minnesota Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. The Gramchowder. Everything you wanted to know about the beefcakes and housewives.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired December 19, 2024: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. Braking boners. Everything you've ever wanted to know about arresting Deez-Nuts! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired December 18, 2024: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Christmas traditions that can go eff themselves away. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the non-Spanish speaking Spanish Scrabble champion.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired December 17, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Entertainer C Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the neighborator.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired December 16, 2024: Human washing machine. The worst basketball team under god. Everything you've ever wanted to know about professional pillow fighting.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dangerous Toys

Dangerous Toys

2024-12-1302:25:21

Originally Aired December 13, 2024: Another edition of Who Dis?! Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Everything you've ever wanted to know about mosh pit diapers.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What Temp To Cook A Human?

What Temp To Cook A Human?

2024-12-1202:40:07

Originally Aired December 12, 2024: Nude calendars for charity. What people bought as adults that they were denied as kids. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what temp to cook a human.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Eye Worms

Eye Worms

2024-12-1102:24:17

Originally Aired December 11, 2024: An amazing baby-making story from a listener. A drunk Grinch. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Chokeslam bam, thank you, ma'am.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What the Hellmann

What the Hellmann

2024-12-1002:31:17

Originally Aired December 10, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Strange car laws. Everything you've ever wanted to know about drinkable mayo.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Stately Nipples

Stately Nipples

2024-12-0902:38:38

Originally Aired December 9, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Undercover sex wrestlers. Everything you've ever wanted to know about haunted wells.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Whoop Whoop!

Whoop Whoop!

2024-12-0602:28:141

Originally Aired December 6, 2024: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. KARE 11's Janel Klein returns in-studio. Everything you've ever wanted to know about werewolf syndrome.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
InSEX

InSEX

2024-12-0502:25:03

Originally Aired December 5, 2024: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital. Heavy Metal Cats. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the moped glasses bandit. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Gangaroos

Gangaroos

2024-12-0402:27:33

Originally Aired December 4, 2024: Hockey terms with Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. A crappy car dealer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the difference between turkey trots and footraces. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
C Willi Versus Santa

C Willi Versus Santa

2024-12-0302:29:00

Originally Aired December 3, 2024: Whizzinator versus double-ender. Cringe attacks versus secondhand cringing. Everything you've ever wanted to know about immculation incarceration inspection.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Boob Money

Boob Money

2024-12-0202:32:15

Originally Aired December 2, 2024: There's a naked man in your house and he needs to use the bathroom, tanning bed turds, and everything you wanna know about peeing in the sauna.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired November 29, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired November 27, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired November 26, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
("Best Of"): Hulkamania!

("Best Of"): Hulkamania!

2024-11-2501:49:12

Originally Aired November 25, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Biblical Beatdown

Biblical Beatdown

2024-11-2202:32:36

Originally Aired November 22, 2024: Toys-4-TaTas 2024. Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Everything you've ever wanted to know about an exotic snake brothel.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Nov 5th
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Jan 4th
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Doug Dennington

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Oct 7th
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Doug Dennington

When two 50 year old men spend half an hour talking about masturbation with a 20 something year old girl, I think I'll tune out and tune in to the new KQ morning show.

May 3rd
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Doug Dennington

Dana should be referred to as the reiterator of the show because most of his input is just reiterating what someone else has just said. each time he does it, in my mind I hear a voice that whispers... reiterator. it's crunchworthy to say the least

Sep 23rd
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Doug Dennington

Nick, you said leg. Dave Mustaine came off like a pompous A-hole

Sep 9th
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Lynne Cerillo

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Jul 27th
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Zach Gall

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Jan 21st
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Andy Schendel

yep

Nov 27th
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David

Anybody else use this app for this morning show?

Nov 22nd
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