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Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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Originally Aired October 9, 2025: Shirt off your back. Live streaming at the bar. Everything you wanna know about Jonny Laycock. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired October 8, 2025: Minnesota Wild Forward Marcus Foligno. Unexpected pony storage. Everything you wanna know about bopping your bologna. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired October 7, 2025: Canadian crooks. One time I was so high I _____. Everything you wanna know about this year's hottest Halloween costumes. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired October 6, 2025: Happy Bang Boat Anniversary! A real "loser." Everything you wanna know about walking into the wrong house. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired October 3, 2025: Members of the MN State Patrol answer cop questions. Minnesota Viking Longsnapper Andrew DePaola. Everything you wanna know about having a sandwich with a side of penis. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1Originally Aired October 2, 2025: National Name Your Car Day. Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everything you wanna know about Nick working for ESPN. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired October 1, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you wanna know about a narcotic sniffing horse. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired September 30, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions. Penis Man. Everything you wanna know about the viral urination trend. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired September 29, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired September 26, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired September 25, 2025: Zombie Squirrels. Happy endings. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Return of the Smash. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired September 24, 2025: Nick and Josh bobbleheads. Pro Bowl MILFs. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fart bombs. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired September 23, 2025: Former Twins closer Glen Perkins puts a wrap on the season. Janel Klein and C Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Ludacris' giant hog. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Good grades or die. Rage Baiting. Everything you ever wanted to know about tarantula fights. Originally aired Monday, September 22, 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. World-class entertainer C Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Adult Toy Hall of Fame. Originally aired Friday, September 19, 2025.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dr Andrea Johnston answers your pet questions. Rabies shots in the butt. Everything you've ever wanted to know about when to jack it. Originally aired Thursday, September 18, 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Our famous TV pal Janel Klein. Grandma has needs. Everything you ever wanted to know about Ryan Gosling and Pedro Pascal's charity puppy adoption event. Originally aired Wednesday, September 17, 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Glen Perkins on the best Twins win of the season. Turtle Lake Brotherhood Border Bash. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Grandma's bush fire. Originally aired September 16, 2025See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dr P Jesus answers your health questions. Pets and Meth. Everything you ever wanted to know about renewing your wedding vows at Ren Fest. Originally aired Monday, September 15, 2025See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired September 12, 2025: Vikings captain and three-time Pro Bowler Andrew DePaola. National Video Game Day. Everything you've ever wanted to know about buying toilet paper in Mexico. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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great, more cuck talk. I stopped listening to the show yesterday because of the subject matter being revolting and they pick it right back up this morning. I'm out. you're not Howard Stern and it's just gross. they all sound like they've just discovered the word cuck
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When two 50 year old men spend half an hour talking about masturbation with a 20 something year old girl, I think I'll tune out and tune in to the new KQ morning show.
Dana should be referred to as the reiterator of the show because most of his input is just reiterating what someone else has just said. each time he does it, in my mind I hear a voice that whispers... reiterator. it's crunchworthy to say the least
Nick, you said leg. Dave Mustaine came off like a pompous A-hole
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