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Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

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Drive Thru Monkey Attack

Drive Thru Monkey Attack

2025-01-2202:26:21

Originally Aired January 22, 2025: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno. Minnesota hockey analyst Kevin Gorg. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the prettiest b-hole.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Bonerifics Bloodline

The Bonerifics Bloodline

2025-01-2102:33:17

Originally Aired January 21, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Goblins are real. Everything you've ever wanted to know about castlecore.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired January 20, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ashley's Big News

Ashley's Big News

2025-01-1702:22:43

Originally Aired January 17, 2025: Vikings Pro-Bowl long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Blow witch project. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the least licked body part.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Robo-Penis Part 2

Robo-Penis Part 2

2025-01-1602:33:44

Originally Aired January 16, 2025: Occupations that attract the weirdest people. Twerk before work. Everything you've ever wanted to know about robo-plows.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired January 15, 2025: Regerts. Your dildo is stealing your identity. Everything you've ever wanted to know about robo-penises.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hot Pocket Bandit

Hot Pocket Bandit

2025-01-1402:37:16

Originally Aired January 14, 2025: Entertainer C Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Things listeners are unreasonably good at. Everything you've ever wanted to know about imaginary relationships.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Poop Prints

Poop Prints

2025-01-1302:32:24

Originally Aired January 13, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Sober surfing. Everything you've ever wanted to know about French kissing Brad Ruiter.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Toilet Licker

Toilet Licker

2025-01-1002:30:12

Originally Aired January 10, 2025: Minnesota Vikings Pro Bowl long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Canadian Idiots. Everything you've ever wanted to know about telephobia.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hugh Jass

Hugh Jass

2025-01-0902:37:161

Originally Aired January 9, 2025: Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. A dog with no eyes. Everything you've ever wanted to know about earning your penis.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monkey Business

Monkey Business

2025-01-0802:33:46

Originally Aired January 8, 2025: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Do you carry backup underwear? Everything you've ever wanted to know about pube stencils.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Landman

Landman

2025-01-0702:43:45

Originally Aired January 7, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Being judged for your job. Everything you've ever wanted to know about marrying your son's ex-fiancee.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A Triumphant Return

A Triumphant Return

2025-01-0602:41:14

Originally Aired January 6, 2025: Moped Slap! Divorce Day. Everything you've ever wanted to know about extreme conflict avoidance. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired January 3, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
("Best Of"): Cringey

("Best Of"): Cringey

2025-01-0202:30:31

Originally Aired January 2, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired December 31, 2024: State Troopers Gordan Shank and Mike Lee. The Tom Brady of stealing packages. Everything you've ever wanted to know about death by Bigfoot!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Man Bear Pylons

Man Bear Pylons

2024-12-3002:41:47

Originally Aired December 30, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers brother and sisterhood health questions. Top Minnesota stories of 2024. Everything you've ever wanted to know about dropping an onion.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired December 27, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired December 26, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
("Best Of"): Mouse Pizza

("Best Of"): Mouse Pizza

2024-12-2402:03:03

Originally Aired December 24, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Nov 5th
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Jan 4th
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Doug Dennington

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Oct 7th
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Doug Dennington

When two 50 year old men spend half an hour talking about masturbation with a 20 something year old girl, I think I'll tune out and tune in to the new KQ morning show.

May 3rd
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Doug Dennington

Dana should be referred to as the reiterator of the show because most of his input is just reiterating what someone else has just said. each time he does it, in my mind I hear a voice that whispers... reiterator. it's crunchworthy to say the least

Sep 23rd
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Doug Dennington

Nick, you said leg. Dave Mustaine came off like a pompous A-hole

Sep 9th
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Lynne Cerillo

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Jul 27th
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Zach Gall

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Jan 21st
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Andy Schendel

yep

Nov 27th
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David

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Nov 22nd
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