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Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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Originally Aired April 26, 2024: First kisses. Puss in a box! Everything you've ever wanted to know about flame-throwing robot dogs.
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Originally Aired April 25, 2024: Alligator attacks! Memories about North Stars commentator Al Shaver. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your hot mom.
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Originally Aired April 24, 2024: If you're horny and you know it, clap your glands. Adult proms for adults. Everything you've ever wanted to know about "salmon sperm is the new fountain of youth" being the new fountain of youth.
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Originally Aired April 23, 2024: Minnesota Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer. Going to prom with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh leaving for NIL money!
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Originally Aired April 22, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Teacher fight club. Everything you've ever wanted to know about blowing on hemorrhoids.
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Originally Aired April 19, 2024: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. How to tell if someone's a closet stoner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sushi sword fights.
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Originally Aired April 18, 2024: What cheaters would never cheat on? Weird things left behind in Ubers? Everything you've ever wanted to know about burning calories while larping.
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Originally Aired April 17, 2024: Horrible bosses. Robbing lost in translation. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Bill Nye the Octopi!
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Originally Aired April 16, 2024: Minnesota Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sleeping "too hard."
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Originally Aired April 15, 2024: The future of whacking it is here! Great lengths people went through to get laid. Everything you've ever wanted to know about luxury vibrators.
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Originally Aired April 12, 2024: Criminal Defense Attorney Ryan Pacyga. Dad Fights 165: David Letterman Turns 77 Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about birds that sound like police cars.
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Originally Aired April 11, 2024: Your significant other is gross. Weak stream. Everything you've ever wanted to know about holy orgies.
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Originally Aired April 10, 2024: Last chat with Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno for the season. Which celebrity actress can't poop alone? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Alex Rodriguez's dating history.
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Originally Aired April 9, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the great Chechnyan music ban.
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Originally Aired April 8, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Sun of a B!&(h!!! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Orel & Anal Hershiser.
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Originally Aired April 5, 2024: Signs your significant other is trying to kill you. Nick and his FRIGGIN wife's origin story. Everything you've ever wanted to know about toilet rats.
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Originally Aired April 4, 2024: Zach Parise. Creative dying wishes. Everything you've ever wanted to know about biblical beatdowns.
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Originally Aired April 3, 2024: Farewell to State Patrol Colonel Matt Langer. Getting blasted at a house party! Everything you've ever wanted to know about taking a toilet's virginity.
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Originally Aired April 2, 2024: Legendary Broadcaster Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about leashed cats.
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Originally Aired April 1, 2024: Hollywood's greatest nude scenes. Divorce registries. Everything you've ever wanted to know about masturbating at a convenience store.
Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Do these people understand the meaning of an endorsement? At no point during the discussion did anyone, especially Dana, mention the name of the business, the name of the doctor, and the "great work they performed!", or how about the clinical term for the procedure; they just kept calling it "a procedure". Simply WOW.
When two 50 year old men spend half an hour talking about masturbation with a 20 something year old girl, I think I'll tune out and tune in to the new KQ morning show.
Dana should be referred to as the reiterator of the show because most of his input is just reiterating what someone else has just said. each time he does it, in my mind I hear a voice that whispers... reiterator. it's crunchworthy to say the least
Nick, you said leg. Dave Mustaine came off like a pompous A-hole
Lol yep everyday
Infected genital peircings.
yep
Anybody else use this app for this morning show?