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Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. World-class entertainer C Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Adult Toy Hall of Fame. Originally aired Friday, September 19, 2025.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dr Andrea Johnston answers your pet questions. Rabies shots in the butt. Everything you've ever wanted to know about when to jack it. Originally aired Thursday, September 18, 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Our famous TV pal Janel Klein. Grandma has needs. Everything you ever wanted to know about Ryan Gosling and Pedro Pascal's charity puppy adoption event. Originally aired Wednesday, September 17, 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Glen Perkins on the best Twins win of the season. Turtle Lake Brotherhood Border Bash. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Grandma's bush fire. Originally aired September 16, 2025See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2Dr P Jesus answers your health questions. Pets and Meth. Everything you ever wanted to know about renewing your wedding vows at Ren Fest. Originally aired Monday, September 15, 2025See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired September 12, 2025: Vikings captain and three-time Pro Bowler Andrew DePaola. National Video Game Day. Everything you've ever wanted to know about buying toilet paper in Mexico. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired September 11, 2025: Our boss Derek Madden joins the show. Cuck around and find out. Everything you've ever wanted to know about spotting hookers in Vegas. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired September 10, 2025: The 10-10-10 Challenge. Clubhouse farts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating a 24-pack of string cheese and a loaf of white bread. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired September 9, 2025: World renowned TV reporter Janel Klein. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you ever wanted to know about cocaine feces. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired September 8, 2025: We congratulate our pal Zach Parise on making the American Hockey Hall of Fame. Workplace disasters. Everything you ever wanted to know about leg shortening operations. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired September 5, 2025: Our Vikings pal Andrew DePaola. Rent a scary person. Everything you ever wanted to know about vasectomy punch-cards. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired September 4, 2025: Dr Andrea Johnston answers your pet questions. Grandma fell for a space-scam. Everything you ever wanted to know about pregnancy fraud. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired September 3, 2025: World Class TV reporter Janel Klein. World Class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about positive influence rappers. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired August 29, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired August 28, 2025: The best orgasm/fart/karate mashup you've ever heard. Operation Welcome to this Century. Everything you've ever wanted to know about calling 1-900 sex lines. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired August 27, 2025: Description: KARE 11's Janel Klein joins us for the WHOLE show. Imaginary motorbikes. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hardened hogs. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired August 26, 2025: Former Twins All-Star Glen Perkins. KARE 11's Janel Klein and world-class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you ever wanted to know about the poop suitcases. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired August 25, 2025: Recap of a great weekend with the Brother/Sisterhood. What the WEIRD kid in your school did. Everything you ever wanted to know about the latest 93X Half-Assed Morning Show Border Bash in St Croix. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Our cop friends Captain Gordon Shank and Lt Mike Lee. The Packer suck. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what they like to eat in Forest Lake. Originally aired Friday, August 22, 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Originally Aired August 21, 2025: Dr Andrea answers your pet questions. Josh SUCKS at photos. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Radioactive Shrimp. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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great, more cuck talk. I stopped listening to the show yesterday because of the subject matter being revolting and they pick it right back up this morning. I'm out. you're not Howard Stern and it's just gross. they all sound like they've just discovered the word cuck
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When two 50 year old men spend half an hour talking about masturbation with a 20 something year old girl, I think I'll tune out and tune in to the new KQ morning show.
Dana should be referred to as the reiterator of the show because most of his input is just reiterating what someone else has just said. each time he does it, in my mind I hear a voice that whispers... reiterator. it's crunchworthy to say the least
Nick, you said leg. Dave Mustaine came off like a pompous A-hole
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Infected genital peircings.
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