93X Half-Assed Morning Show

<p>Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. <em>Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.</em></p>

Bitch Bricks

Originally Aired November 12, 2025: Sex hats. Cop shop orgy. Everything you wanna know about being fat and sassy. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-12
02:37:18

Happy Veterans Day

Originally Aired November 11, 2025: Zach Johnson from Roger Up. Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions. Everything you wanna know about carcasses on your doorstep. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-11
02:42:34

("Best Of"): Chamber of Farts

Originally Aired November 10, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-10
02:18:15

The Hunt is ON!

Originally Aired November 7, 2025: Minnesota Viking long snapper Andrew DePaola. Poop knife. Everything you wanna know about hillbilly boxing club.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-07
02:31:19

Chunkosaurus Rex

Originally Aired November 6, 2025: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno is a Swiftie. Snoozing your alarm is going to kill you. Everything you wanna know about being too hot to get laid. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-06
02:31:19

Eye Dancing

Originally Aired November 5, 2025: Tool Wars. Ho-ho-hold your liquor. Everything you wanna know about gatekeeping. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-05
02:27:00

Hawke Talk

Originally Aired November 4, 2025: Actor Ethan Hawke. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about timber terrorists.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-04
02:33:52

A-Wank-Ening

Originally Aired November 3, 2025: Who's arms and legs do these belong to? Magnetic appetite. Everything you wanna know about Boogie Bites.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-03
02:31:25

Happy Halloween!

Originally Aired October 31, 2025: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Romance root. Everything you wanna know about meth soaked clothes.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-31
02:30:04

Anti-Duck Air Defense

Originally Aired October 30, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Monkey mayhem. Everything you wanna know about paying cat support. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-30
02:27:26

The Aliens Are Coming!

Originally Aired October 29, 2025: Late night booty calls. Skeleton strip club. Everything you wanna know about stories that have broken the internet.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-29
02:23:00

Luci-Fart

Originally Aired October 28, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Pesky Canadians. Everything you wanna know about how a night light can KILL YOU! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-28
02:24:37

Butt Breath

Originally Aired October 27, 2025: Dr P Jesus answers your health questions. Hey hey it's the AI monkeys. Everything you ever wanted to know about Honkman.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-27
02:29:31

Our New Friend SisQo

Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Bra straps are back. Interview with SisQo. Everything you wanna know about getting involved with the mafia. Originally aired Friday, October 24, 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-24
02:28:35

Slap Your Coworker Day

Originally Aired October 23, 2025: Minnesota Viking Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. My poo-poos and my pee-pees. Everything you wanna know about falling in love with serial killers.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-23
02:28:55

O-69

Originally Aired October 22, 2025: Minnesota Wild Forward Marcus Foligno. The loneliest holiday of the year. Everything you wanna know about being a serial liar.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-22
02:36:12

Mini Meat Musket

Originally Aired October 21, 2025: Give me an F, give me an elony, what does that spell? Jail time. You sexy, sexy landscapers. Everything you wanna know about generic names for Halloween costumes. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-21
02:31:29

Been Caught Stealing

Originally Aired October 20, 2025: Caress me Father, for I have sinned. Pretending to be an attorney for your girlfriend. Everything you wanna know about mac and cheese with a side of broken glass. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-20
02:31:30

Live from St. Croix Casino Turtle Lake

Originally Aired October 17, 2025: Live from St. Croix Casino Turtle Lake.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-17
02:13:03

"Bush is Back Y'all"

Originally Aired October 16, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Dana-rrhea. Everything you wanna know about browser based blue balls.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-16
02:28:15

Josh Hawes

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08-02 Reply

Doug Dennington

great, more cuck talk. I stopped listening to the show yesterday because of the subject matter being revolting and they pick it right back up this morning. I'm out. you're not Howard Stern and it's just gross. they all sound like they've just discovered the word cuck

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